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The Primarchs were the twenty genetically-engineered "sons" of the Emperor. Using his own DNA in their creation, the Primarchs were designed to be far superior to even Space Marines: they were taller, stronger, faster and more intelligent. They were also incredibly charismatic and were well suited to their role as the generals and leaders of the Imperium of Man.

From left to right: Sanguinius, Mortarion, Magnus the Red, Angron, Jaghatai Khan, Perturabo, Rogal Dorn, Horus, and Fulgrim

History

An accurate retelling of the final stages of the rebellion.

The Primarchs were created in a secret underground laboratory on what used to be the Himalayas, under the tightest security. However, due to insidious dickery, the forces of Chaos were able to spirit the Primarchs away from the laboratory and scatter them across the universe. Just as planned. There is also some speculation that the Chaos gods tampered with the Primarchs somehow, which would explain the mutations. Either way, the Emperor knew his sons were still alive, but had no clue to where they could be, so he decided to go ahead with his Space Marine project. Using DNA samples from each Primarch before they were abducted, the Emperor created twenty legions of Space Marines, in what would later be called the First Founding.

Each of the young Primarchs were forced to adapt to the lifestyle on their new homeworld, something which would influence and mould them throughout their lives. The Primarchs rapidly grew to adulthood and quickly rose to power, often becoming the leaders of their world. As the Emperor crusaded to unify the galaxy he would occasionally stumble upon another long-lost son. When this happened, the Emperor would hold a celebration in honor of this discovery, give the Primarch their legion to command, then tell them to fuck off and start conquering worlds while he fapped to his favoured offspring. The Emperor was a dick like that.

The first Primarch the Emperor discovered was Horus, who would become the Emperor's favoured son. The majority of Primarchs somehow recognized the Emperor on sight, immediately pledging their allegiance to their father. A few only swore allegiance after being bested in a contest. Angron outright refused to follow the Emperor, preferring to die in battle along with his rebels in their fight against the oppressive Not-Romans. The Emperor simply shrugged and abducted his son, leaving Angron's followers to get slaughtered. Angron never really got over that dick move.

At the end of the period known as the Great Crusade, Horus, who had recently been promoted to the title of Warmaster, fell to Chaos and rebelled. It didn't take long for eight other of his fellow Primarchs to join his side against the Emperor, resulting in a full-scale civil war known as the Horus Heresy. Funnily enough, most of the Primarchs who sided with Horus were those who felt that the Emperor had taken a giant, steaming dump on them. So while the Emperor is the greatest tactician, scientist, and leader there is, he's worse than a crack-addled transient junkie as a father.

Primarchs and Legions

Legion Number Name Homeworld Name of the Legion Allegiance Current Status
I Lion El'Jonson Caliban Dark Angels Loyal(?) Alive, asleep within a secret chamber on the Rock
II +++Records expunged+++
III Fulgrim Chemos Emperor's Children Traitor Possessed/Daemon Prince
IV Perturabo Olympia Iron Warriors Traitor Daemon Prince
V Jaghatai Khan Mundus Planus White Scars Loyal Unknown, disappeared into the Webway
VI Leman Russ Fenris Space Wolves Loyal Unknown, disappeared into the Eye of Terror
VII Rogal Dorn Terra Imperial Fists Loyal deceased, killed when boarding Chaos cruiser during a Black Crusade, his body is encased in amber.
VIII Konrad Curze Nostramo Night Lords Traitor Deceased, assassinated by Callidus assassin.
IX Sanguinius Baal Blood Angels Loyal Deceased, slain by Horus.
X Ferrus Manus Medusa Iron Hands Loyal Deceased, slain by Fulgrim and his head offered to Horus as a gift.
XI +++Records expunged+++
XII Angron Unknown World Eaters Traitor Daemon Prince
XIII Roboute Guilliman Macragge Ultramarines Loyal Alive, unfortunately.
XIV Mortarion Barbarus Death Guard Traitor Daemon Prince
XV Magnus the Red Prospero Thousand Sons Traitor Daemon Prince
XVI Horus Cthonia Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus Traitor Deceased, slain by the Emperor.
XVII Lorgar Colchis Word Bearers Traitor Daemon Prince
XVIII Vulkan Nocturne Salamanders Loyal Missing
XIX Corax Deliverance Raven Guard Loyal Missing, last seen heading for the Eye of Terror.
XX Alpharius Omegon Unknown Alpha Legion It's complicated Fuck knows.

It Sucks To Be Loyal

Traitors

  • Horus is very dead, but that was his fault for being a fuckwit.
  • Angron is a Daemon Prince. Still gets shit done.
  • Mortarion is a Daemon Prince.
  • Fulgrim's soul is trapped in his sword a painting, while the daemon possessing his body is now a Daemon Prince.
  • Lorgar is a lazy fucknut who does nothing since they fled to the eye of terror, but still a Daemon Prince.
  • Magnus the Red is... derping out, and screaming Just as planned every time something happens, but he's a Daemon Prince
  • Perturabo is a Daemon Prince.
  • Konrad Curze is dead but he allowed the Callidus assassin's infiltration, apparently wanting to die.
  • Alpharius / Omegon... your head will explode, so let's just say not important.

Loyalists

  • Ferrus Manus is dead.
  • Sanguinius is dead.
  • Lion El'Jonson returned to Caliban only to discover that his friend Luther had stabbed him in the back. THAT LUTHER HAD A PLANET-WIDE PARTY AND EVENTUALLY PASSED OUT INTO A COMA AFTER DRINKING 2 TANKERS OF SPACE WOLF-GRADE ALCOHOL. He sleeps deep within the Rock, on life support.
  • Jaghatai Khan disappeared into the Webway after chasing a group of Dark Eldar.
  • Leman Russ disappeared into the Eye of Terror.
  • Rogal Dorn is dead.
  • Roboute Guilliman is perfectly preserved in a stasis field, seconds from death. It is rumored that he is healing, even though it is impossible for anything to change inside a stasis field. Most people credit the healing to be the power of the Emperor, which says something about the Imperium as that's considered a valid argument. Fortunately, being suspended in a stasis field ensures you feel whatever you were feeling at the instant of your immersion for the duration. Rawbutt Girlyman was in excruciating pain, ensuring that the living embodiment of the Great Beast's nightmarish seed is, to say the very least, not a happy camper. Wait, this is a bad thing?
  • Vulkan disappeared.
  • Corax disappeared into the Eye of Terror.

So most of the traitors are Daemon Princes (which, ignoring the brain-rape, fucking rules) while all of the loyalists are dead or have disappeared. The chapters have legends which hold that the Primarchs will return and heal the Emperor, launching a new Great Crusade. Note: when GW says “disappeared” they actually mean “we are going to bring them back in a massive deus ex machina”. But since that would require advancing the plot, it's not going to happen any time soon.

Two Missing Primarchs

Who are the two missing Primarchs, you ask? Sigmar and Morkar(?) (depending on how WHFB fits in with 40K, if it does). Or maybe Rachnus Rageous and Tialoc Ekans (per /tg/ canon).

...

Okay, fine. Nobody really knows. There have been a few shitty hints about them in the Horus Heresy books, but nothing really concrete. What has been established is that they got killed for some reason and the existence of their Legions was wiped from record by the Emperor. The surviving marines from their Legions were then allegedly gobbled up by the Ultramarines, for some retarded reason.

Games Workshop have mentioned Primarchs besides the eighteen above on other occasions, but they backtracked since. Back in the first edition of Warhammer 40,000, all twenty First Founding Chapters were known, as were their Primarchs (though, at the time, the Primarch was just the first Chapter Master). Of these, the Valedictors and Rainbow Warriors were declared in a later White Dwarf to have been founded after the Second Founding.

Later, in the short story Hell in a Bottle from the novel Into the Maelstrom, a chapter known as the Iron Hearts get fucked over by a Chaos Lord. The short story also mentions that the chapter has a Primarch known as Rubinek. Of course, this was just a huge cock-up on the author's part, who himself admitted that he meant Chapter Master.