Sergal

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It will rape you. And you will like it.

Sergals are a species made by a very sick Japanese furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. The prevalence of belief that the "clitongue" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process. He has stated in hilariously broken English that it's to "guide the penis." However, nobody listens to him, and sergals have been drawn in the original style ever since, and due to fan backlash, he's likely to draw them in the original style like the other "artists" do. They're also into vore, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies.

Sergals are rather known for causing drama and rage whenever posted for a multitude of reasons. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures to the point of some fa/tg/uys questioning whether or not they really are furry (they are), saying they are exempt from the normal furry rules (debateable) and whether or not they are a legitimate race for use in systems such as D&D when gnolls already fill their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" quite well. Late at night, sergal appreciation threads flourish and cause original content to be produced, but anything posted before midnight will be sagebombed to oblivion with screams of "FURFAGS!" filling the thread.

Recently they've been properly statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.Talks of a 3.5 version, Dark Heresy version, and Warhammer Fantasy versions have been discussed but never realized.

A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those skub lovers occupying your board.

The original artist's furry website