Shadowsun

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Most tsundere of Tau generals, Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously over pictures of her with large breasts. Warhammer 40,000 fluff does not state that tau have breasts and there is perhaps evidence to the contrary, but that doesn't stop drawfags from adding tits to them.

Shadowsun got promoted when Commander Farsight got too grimdark for the taste of the Greater weeaboo. After she passed her version of trial by fire (who some implied it was in fact a bukkake session with the entire ethereal caste council), she lead the weeaboos and their friends to the infinite and beyond with her fancy armor and tampon delivery drones. When everybody thought she was just a brainless whore, she demonstrated her true badass talent when she wiped out an entire splintered tendril of the Behemoth hive fleet, demolished O'shovah's commemorative statue in public and exterminated an entire race know as the Reek in the Si'coa system. Some say the reason of this change was because her sisters died at the hand of Khornate space marines armed with new Dark Mechanicum's toys coming from the Perdus fissure, demonstrating to her that the only true path is the grimdark one.

Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the Cyberpunk game system Shadowrun.

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