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A fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are oft referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine. Thusly, the term "skub" has entered our lexicon as a term to describe anything divisive, or otherwise polarizing among a fanbase. For example:
FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)
SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH AWESOME.
PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation! AWESOME!
Skub is skub and nothing will change that.
>Still arguing over skub.
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub.(Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM!*
Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB.
DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!! Matt Ward HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE!
SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST LIES AND HERESY, SKUB IS CARCINOGENIC AND TASTES LIKE SHIT
skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)
.t'nseod ti oN bukS yb detpurroc era uoy sevorp siht gnidaeR
Essentially marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti Skub.
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty skub user GOD.
Just As Planned. Skub users can't plan for shit.
Skubb is also a well-known range of personal lifestyle management products from well-known designer luxury Swedish brand of total world domination outlets.