Strait Shootaz

"If ya ain't makin' teef den why you'z krumpin dat git?"

The Wanderin' Waaagh, a Kroosade fer Teef

Most waaaghs are simple affairs once you get past the logistics and the chaos. Orks like fighting, and they like looting, so waaaghs supply those two desires. But what happens if you get a warboss of such incredible charisma that he can keep Orks on target, on time, and under budget?

You get Kaptan Blu Toof. Granted 'on target, on time, and under budget' is a rather loose affair for Orks but getting them to pull away from a fight when they aren't making a profit is an impressive feet in and of itself.

Blu Toof wanders the edge of the Imperium, preying on the Tau and fighting with the Chimera legion. Thanks to the efforts of a rogue trader he's learned the importance of picking your battles to maximize profit and his personal Space Hulk. His 'territory' for the moment consists of six or so sectors that Chaos, the Tau, and of course the Imperium are fighting for control of. Orks were a part of the conquest but after serious losses on and above Hyacinthum Hortus the local ork population dropped significantly.

While it is entirely within his means to spark a second Waaagh and possibly gain control of one or more sectors Blu Toof doesn't see the profit in it, instead he engages in Merk Werk and raids Tau supply lines for dat flash blue boy dakka! For the moment at least dem 'umies simply isn't worth da foight and dem spikey boys is too kunnin to chase down with any dependability.

So Blu Toof and his boys wander the kosmos in search of teef and a proppa fight in a neverending Waaagh for Teef - Heaven help the imperium when they run out of blue gits to krump.

Ork Klan Kreation Tables Results

What Kind of Clan Are We? Freebooterz

What's Our Color? Blue

Whats our legendary Ork? A Ded Kunnin Kommando.

What did we do? We Krumped A Whole Lot Of Chaos Boys.

Who Do We Worship? We Don't Have Time For That Drokk. Or We Don't Know, Either Works.

How Big Are We? Of Average Size.

Who Are We Friends With? Orks.

Who Are We Enemies With? Tyranids.

Who Are Our Special Boys? Shoota Boys.

What Did We Loot? Tau Crisis Suits

What Happened To The Loot? Lost It In A Fight.