Truly Immovable Rod

The Truly Immovable Rod (also called the Universal Stillpoint Rod) is a meme derived from a fa/tg/uy's story about how his dickish DM applied some very dodgy physics to an Immovable Rod, judging that it remained immutably fixed in the universe while the planet they were on was moving (and thus setting off, relative to the players, at several thousand miles an hour when activated). The fa/tg/uy later used an Immovable Rod as a siege weapon to destroy a castle, pissing off his DM.

It was considered that, since every celestial body is moving pretty much very quickly, anybody who placed such an Immovable Rod would never see it again, as their system left the stationary rod floating in the void. If this had happened a lot, there could be any number of Immovable Rods out there, simply biding their time until some unsuspecting and unfortunate planet happens to pass through the same region of space an*CLANG!*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

External Links

• http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/ - suptg archive of the original thread.