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One day I came home and my mommy said I was a budgie
It is a well known fact that the largest type of giraffe is a pear but the species typically suffers from chronic obesity.
The Emperor was right for betraying Horus
Matt Ward is a very good Space Marine codex
One day, Lorgar will get off his ass and do something.
The most loyal Chapter Master is named Kharniman The Eternal Traveling Despoiler
Professor X's Superpower is being Crippled
That moment when a cat vomits up a sharknado full of Space Marines, and you become blind so you cant taste your hot melon cocaine surfer.
During the 21st century, on the gene-labs of Cadia, the Emperor of the greater good created 20 Orks.
"THAT CHAOS SPAWN CARRIES VITAL INTELLIGENCE ON THE FALLEN!!! IT MUST REPENT!!!"-my friendly, well meaning therapist