Witch Hunters

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Known as the Ordo Hereticus, the Witch Hunters are a branch of the Inquisition dedicated to hunting down and destroying witches, heretics, and mutants in the name of the Empra. Commonly fields Sisters of Battle or Inquisitorial Storm Troopers, though a Witch Hunter Inquisitor Lord may call on the Imperial Guard and/or Space Marines to assist them in battle.

They have a WFB equivalent. Also called, unsurprisingly, Witch Hunters. They get bitchin' hats and the only reliable guns in the world.

FUCK YEAH!

Notable Members of the Ordos Hereticus

Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov

Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to were the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta. He's a great believer in Just. As. Planned. but the Empy version. He's also bald due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified.

Lazy Bastard

Witch Hunter Tyrus

This guy is so badass that all the motherflippin' ladies get PURGED when he enters the room. His favorite method for finding HERESY is forcing the accused to consume a jug of holy water. If they choke then they are considered heretic and crucified, shot, burned, then he lets a blind butcher loose on them, then they get shot again.

Plus he loathes psykers. So don't ask him if he wants to see your new magic card trick.

"YOU! YES YOU!"