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{work in progress}(should post pictures of the female/ male new versions, just saying)

Warhammer 63k came from a simple question, what would a gender-flipped version of the 40k verse look like?


Things here are kinda tricky. For the 40k setting to happen really at all, then everything has to stay the same, just with girls names and female pronouns. But y'know. Chicks are cool, and have titties, and why not have a 40k universe where they have the opportunity to fuck shit up just as terribly as men but look hot doing it, and maybe even a few of them might lez it up. A rather more interesting project might be doing this but where half the male characters are female. But that's just this writers opinion I guess.

History

The Isis Heresy

The Isis Heresy was a civil war in the Empress' Imperium of Woman, and affected all worlds there for seven years. It was fought in early M31, and there were more than 4.5 Trillion deaths. The heresy ended with the death of the traitor Warmaiden Isis, with the Empress being attached to the golden throne to save her from certain death. Roberta Guiliwoman then reformed the legions who remained loyal into the modern- age space marine chapters.

The Age of Apostasy

The Age of Apostasy is one of the major time periods of the Imperium. It began around M36, when Georgina Vandire, Mistress of the Administratum, had the Ecclesiarch assassinated and took control of the church herself. Power went to her head though and she began the so-called "Reign of Blood", in which she purged the Imperium of any dissenters with the backing of armies of millions of frenzied Imperial Cultists, led by her Preachers. Vandire proved difficult to unseat, as she was protected by an order of warrior men once known as the Sons of the Empress, which she renamed "Husbands of the Empress" when she convinced them to serve her.

Eventually, the people of the Imperium grew tired of Vandire's rule, and when a young woman named Samantha Thor started warring against the mad High Lord, she was soon joined by a massive army known as the Coalition of Light. Vandire sent a fleet to deal with Thor's army, but when it was lost in the Warp, people took that as a sign that the Empress favored Thor, and she became even more popular.

When Thor finally got to Terra, she joined forces with the Space Marines and Adeptus Mechanicus (who had never been friendly with the Ecclesiarchy to begin with), and managed to dislodge Vandire, forcing her to retreat to the heavily-fortified Ecclesiarchical sanctum of the Imperial Palace. With a Space Marine force spearheaded by the Imperial Fists and their successors attacked it was assumed that Vandire would be easily overwhelmed. It came as a nasty surprise when the Sons proved to be too well entrenched for the Astartes premier fortification breaking experts to overcome. The Adeptus Custodes brought Alex Dominica, the leader of the Husbands of the Empress, to a face-to-face meeting with the big woman herself. What exactly was said is unknown, but he was filled with such Rage that he renamed his sect the Sons and ended up personally executing Georgina Vandire himself. Her last words were "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy".

With Vandire dead, Samantha Thor became the new Ecclesiarch, and she instituted a number of reforms. First, she toned down the Ecclesiarchy's grandeur, insisting that the Church serve the Imperium as much as the other way around. Second, she issued the Decree Passive, a law which stated that the Ecclesiarchy should have no "women under arms". Finally, since she realized that the Ecclesiarchy still needed an armed force of some kind, she reformed the Sons of the Empress into the Orders Militant of a new, all-male branch of the Ecclesiarchy, reasoning that the Decree Passive didn't forbid them since they were men under arms. They then became the Adeptus Fraternitus, or "Brothers of Battle" warrior monks to the space marines' warrior nuns. To make sure these new reforms were followed, the Inquisition set up the Ordo Hereticus to both police the Ecclesiarchy and protect the purity of its teachings, with the Battle-Brothers serving as the Ordo's Chamber Militant.

The 6th Black Crusade of Warmistress Abaddon

Tau'n Established

the gathering storm

At the close of the 41st millennium although with the aid of the space wolves, brothers of battle led by saint Celestius, dark angels, some grey knights, black Templars, imperial fist and an archmagos. cadia still fell by Esmeralda abaddon 13th black crusade with kell dying and creed losing her arm against her before she crashed her blackstone fortress on the planet to try to kill her ending with the planet being destroyed, creed possibly captured by trazyzan the infinite, the pylons destruction causing the eye of terror to spread into the cicatrix maledictum and most of forces of cadia retreating.

During this farseer eldra using the fossilized bodies of farseers to awaken ynnead prematurely before she was stopped by deathwatch and only a fraction of the new god entering the materium before it founded Yvrohan and the visarch who became messenger of ynnead and upon sacrificing many souls in biel-tan infinity circuit managed to make yncarne, the avatar of ynnead, with the craftworld and dark eldar and harlequins joining together to for the ynnari while eldra was arrested for prematurely summoning the god

Upon retreating cadia the archmagos Bellasara Cawl with the aid of the ynnari manage to revive Roberta guilliwoman, primarch of the ultramarines, who then help repelled the chaos forces outside the palace before journeying to terra until they got teleported into a maelstrom where she was captured by the seamstress of fate before being rescued by cypher where the make a deal to free her and when they escaped they were pursued by the thousand daughters and made a detoured to The planet Luna where she duelled her sister, Miranda the red, daemon primarch of the thousands daughters, before she was rescued by the brothers of silence, adeptus custodes and imperial fist before sealing the gate and stranding her there, after that battle Roberta had reached terra where she had back out her deal with cypher and have her arrested by the custodians(although she escaped her prison almost immediately) and went to an audience to meet the empress wherein upon emerging took her old job as Lord commander back, fixing the imperium, finishing and unleashing the primaris marines and starting the indomitus crusade to reclaim the fractured imperium

the dark imperium

Heroines and Villainess

Guidelines to all and sundry: Generally the approach taken in these lists is to use some artistic license to not just directly force existing male names into female ones. You're looking to keep things recognisable, but also to give these ladies some of their own identity. Say your idea out loud. Does it sound like a genuine name that a woman would call herself? Does it sound similar enough to the original to still be recognisable? Avoid things that sound like the name the original character would use if they were cross dressing. Try to think about what kind of person would have the name you chose. Oh and try to avoid obviously not-real names that sound vaguely feminine. These gals are humans, not elves. They were named by normal citizens of the Imperium, not JRR Tolkein. And try to have fun.

Chapter Mistresses and Heroines of the Space Marines

  • Roberta Gulliwoman- Hot Blonde who is also the best strategist in the Imperium and Primarch of the Ultramarines. Was revived and is Currently leading the Indomitus Crusade with the aid of the Primaris Marines.
  • Pumyra El'Jonson - Ruggedly beautiful, one of the Imperium's greatest warriors and generals, and Primarch of the Dark Angels. Currently sleeping and hidden on the Rock.
  • Maria Susan Calgar - Chapter Mistress of the Ultramarines.
  • Katy Sicaria - Captain of the Ultramarines 2nd company.
  • Ursula Ventris - Captain of the Ultramarines 4th Company.
  • Titania - Protagonist of Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine, Captain of the Ultramarines; defeated Warbitch Girlskull, also had a minor romance with a young imperial guardsman, probably fucked before the final cutscene.
  • Cidonna - Veteran Sergeant of the Ultramarines and Titania's friend, this poor old gal dies serving the Emperess at the hands of Chaos Sorceress Naomi Roth.
  • Lea Andrea- A young Ultramarine, she is more of a backstabbing bitch than Karen, calling in the Inquisition to break up Titania and Michael's relationship because she thought Titania was a heretic despite the fact that she just took on Daemon Princess Naomi Roth on her own and won.
  • Dana - Chapter Mistress of the Blood Angels.
  • Gabrielle Seth - Chapter Mistress of the Flesh Tearers. Near-perpetually pissed off, allegedly due to severe PMS.
  • Lorraine Grimnar - Great She-Wolf of the Space Wolves.
  • Tally Shan - First Captain and Chapter Mistress of the Salamanders.
  • Vesta She'stan - Forge mother of the Salamanders.
  • Azalea - Supreme Grand Mistress of the Dark Angels.
  • Bethany - Dark Angel Company Mistress and main Heroine in Dark Vengeance.
  • Vladimira Pugh - Chapter Mistress of the Imperial Fists.
  • Helena Albrecht - High Marshal of the Black Templars.
  • Matilda Grimaldus - Reclusiarch of the Black Templars, Heroine of Helsreach.
  • Petra Kantor - Chapter Mistress of the Crimson Fists.
  • Ekene Dubaku (It's a unisex name, look it up) - Chapter mistress of the Celestial lions.
  • Karen Strontos - Iron Mother and basically Chapter Mistress of the Iron Hands.
  • Yulia Khan - Captain of the White Scars 3rd company and Mistress of the Hunt.
  • Kelly Draigo - Supreme Grand Mistress of the Grey Knights.
  • Gabriella Angelos - Chapter Mistress of the Blood Ravens. Rumours of her being related to Gabrielle Seth are unconfirmed.
  • Rikki Boreale - Force Commander of the Blood Ravens.
  • Sara Dawn - Chapter Mistress of the Soul Drinkers. Has some strange spider-centaur mutation.
  • Carrie Culln - Chapter Mistress of the Red Scorpions.
  • Silver Loth - Chief Librarian of the Red Scorpions.
  • Natasha Ran-Thawll - Chapter Mistress of the Mentors.
  • Ashley Moloc - Chapter Mistress of the Minotaurs. Is almost as hot as Karan.
  • Hera - Chapter Mistress of the Doom Eagles.
  • Zara Kersch - Chapter Mistress of the Excoriators.
  • Malia Phoros - Chapter Mistress of the Lamanters.
  • Argenta - Chapter Mistress of the Silver Skulls.
  • Cosette Neotera - Chapter Mistress of the Mantis Warriors.
  • Seyda - Chapter Mistress of the Iron Snakes.
  • Cassie Zargo - Angels Encarmine
  • Tyara - "The Red Wake", "Lady Reaper of the Void" and (assumed) Chapter Mistress of the Space Sharks. Rumors about the most serious case of PMS have been dismissed by the Inquisition.
  • Lucretia Corvo - Novamarines
  • Freya - Scythes of the Emperor
  • Titania Valens - Battlemistress of the White Consuls.
  • Lia Issodon - Chapter Mistress of the Raptors.
  • Lady Commander Cynthia - Killed by Lucielle the Eternal from beyond the grave.

Heroines and Heroes of the Imperium

  • Commissar Siobhan Yarrick
  • Lady Castellan Ursula E. Creed
  • Colour Sergeant Janet Kell
  • Colonel-Commissar Isabelle Gaunt
  • Commissar Lilith Magdalene, HEROINE OF THE IMPERIUM
  • Inquisitor Adam Vail
  • Felicia Jurgen
  • Inquisitor Julia Eisenhorn
  • Henry Bequin
  • Inquisitor Gideah Ravenor
  • Colonel Vanessa Stubbs
  • Olivia Pius - trooper and posthumous Saint of the Imperial Guard.
  • Governor-Militant Lisette Alexander
  • 2nd Lt. Michael - Appeared in Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine. Said guardsman Titania had a fling with.
  • Lady Commander Stella Macharius - Formed the most Fem-raging crusade known to the Imperium since the Empress' ascension to the Golden Throne.

Brothers of Battle

  • Saint Celestius.
  • Uriana Jacobs, Protecter of the Faith.

Ladies of Chaos

  • Isis - Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Daughters of Isis/Black Legion, first Warmistress, the Arch-traitor. Currently -very- dead.
  • Esmeralda Abaddon - Lady of the Black Legion and Warmistress of Chaos.
  • Victoria - Daemon Primarch of the Empress' Children.
  • Petra - Daemon Primarch of the Iron Warriors. Spends most of her time sulking under the sands of Medrengard; rumoured to be so grouchy due to extreme PMS.
  • Lucille the Eternal - Champion of Slannesh and Lieutenant of Victoria.
  • Fabia "Fabulous" Bile - formerly Chief Apothecary of the Emperess' Children, mad scientist extraordinaire.
  • Miranda the Red - Primarch of the Thousand Daughters. Spends most of her time screaming "Just As Planned!" when she pours milk over her daemon cereal Recently got shit done in the Fenris system, royally fucking up the Wolves. Beat the smeg out of Roberta Gulliman, before getting flung into the Webway.
  • Astrid Ahriman - Chaos Sorceress of the Thousand Daughters, formerly second-in-command and advisor of Miranda, now exiled.
  • Anastasia - Demon Primarch of the World Eaters.
  • Karen the 'total-backstabbing-bitch' Betrayer - former Captain of the World Eaters 8th assault company, before deciding she liked her sisters toasted better (actually super-hot under the helmet if you can get over the psycho-bitchy betrayer thing, just saying (She is actually a pretty fun girl to be around)).
  • Morticia - Demon Primarch of the Death Guard. Spends most of her time sulking on the Plague Planet, though she did get off her ass to pull off the Plague Wars.
  • Tyisha the Traveller - Chaos Lady of the Death Guard and Herald of Nurglee.
  • Isabella Curze - Primarch of the Night Ladies. Was bipolar, with a taste for justice that often went way too far into murderous fantasy. Killed by an assassin.
  • Alpharia/Omegan - The twin Primarchs of the Alpha Legion. Absolutely love fucking with people by pretending to be each other, or by switching places with their legion-daughters. Both may or may not be dead - even their legion doesn't know anymore.
  • Sandra Myr - Chaos Sorceress of the Alpha Legion and (possibly) Demon Princess, has the sexiest and most seductive voice in the galaxy.
  • Eliza The Inheritor - Chaos Lady of the Black Legion (formerly Word Bearers).
  • Lisbet Huron - Tyrette of Badab and Mistress of the Red Corsairs.
  • Ardath the Pillager - Mistress of Hounds, Lash of the Black Legion.
  • Zuri the Impaler
  • Naomi Roth - Chaos Sorceress and later half-Demon Princess, leader of the Chosen of Naomi Roth warband, one of the villains in Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine.
  • Kara the Relentless - Chaos Lady of the Crimson Slaughter, main villain in Dark Vengeance
  • Hannah Sou - Chaos Lady of the Iron Warriors, notable for being a seriously sick bitch and possibly having a massive tsundere crush on Ursula Ventris. Well, it's either that or a burning hate-on for her. Maybe both.
  • Azariah Kyras (Unisex name) - Ex-Chapter Mistress of the Blood Ravens, turned Khornate Librarian/Daemon Princess. Provided a bloody epic speech on what being a Khornate is like, then gets her head caved in by Gabriella Angelos.

Goddesses and Daemons of Chaos

  • Khorneh - Goddess of war, rage, battle, martial honour and prowess.
  • Tzeentchia - Goddess of change, lies, plotting, ambition, mutation, hot chip, magic and hope.
  • Nurglee - Goddess of decay, diseases, destruction, compassion, acceptance and empathy.
  • Slaanesh - he/she/it doesn't change much... possibly doesn't change at all.
  • Kara Fateweaver, Seamstress of Fate - Tzeentchias' greatest of her Ladies of Change, made ancient by the well of time.

Eldar

  • Khaina, who was shattered into Avatars that rest at the heart of each craftworld and awakes every few weeks or so burning with anger
  • Farseer Eldra
  • Farseer Mancha
    • Who still can't get laid, although this time because of fucktarded neckbeardyness.
  • Corsair Princess Ariel
  • Ranger Ilya Nightspear
  • Yncarne,avatar of Ynnead
  • the visarch, emissary of ynnead

The Phoenix Lords

  • Asurmina
  • Jan Zar
  • Karandrea
  • Baharria
  • Megan Ra
  • Fuegana

Dark Eldar

  • Assidia Vect - High Queen of Comorragh.
  • Drazha - The Mistress of Blades.
  • Lelan Hesperax - A master gladiator, leader of the Warlock Cult of Strife who is popular for his light clothes, only just covering his more vulnerable parts.
  • Duchess Slicha "the Serpent" - Pirate leader of the Sky Serpents.
  • Lady Hellion Baroness Sathinyx.
  • Kheradruakha the Decapitator.
  • Lord Malicant - Said to have absorbed the heart of a daemon.

Orks

(They don't actually have genders at all so that makes them either asexual or hermaphrodites, but since this is rule 63 just imagine female warcraft orcs, yes muscular dykes with big boobs, only that have penises and balls instead of vaginas. Otherwise they act and reproduce the same like the other orks. So yeah, Orkoid dickgirls that simply use female pronouns.)

  • Ghazkhulin Meth Uris Theresia -Warmistress of the orks, priestess of Gorka and Morka, Prophet of 'Da big Bash' leader of the biggest WEEEEEE! in the galaxy.
  • Makkia - Gazkhulin's late banna-wava, actually a Gretchin. We won't forget you, little lady.
  • Mad Dok Grikki - She has more syringes then brains
  • Kaptin Barka - Likes her loot like she likes her gun. SHINEY
  • Boss Zagzta - The most uptight strict ork lady alive!
  • Boss Gorgutzia - If there was a picture for cunning In the ork dictionary. It would be of her. Providing the bitch didnt steal it first.

Tau

  • Commander Farsight - A feisty rebel, who, despite being over a hundred years old holds up pretty good. Too bad she is in that damn, formless armour.
  • Commander Shadowsun
  • Aun'vana
  • Aun'shia

Necron

(Possibly harder than 63'ed Orks to picture, try starting from something like High Queen Khalida, remove some flesh and turn the bones into metal.)

  • Imotekh the Stormlady.
  • Anrakia the Traveller.
  • Orikana the Diviner.
  • Illuminor Szera.
  • Trazyzan the Infinite. - The galaxy's biggest kleptomaniac, capable of giving the even Bloody Magpies a run for their money (often literally).
  • Nemesar Zahndrekh.
  • Vargard Obyrin.

Tyranid Norn-king fleet names

Pretty much the same only, the tyrants being.. well... You know how they call that one bio titan a Dominatrix? Role reversal pretty much.( also you don't even need to guess what the projectile and melee weapons are. We are talking DOUBLE X4 EXTRA HERETICAL! So any one of you ladies are thinking of it. Report to your nearest Commisaria for BLAMMING!)

Feared by most all Races of the Galaxy are the implacable and enigmatic Tyranids. Living machines of organic destruction they seek one thing and one thing alone. The further reproduction and propagation of the species through any means needed to collect DNA to further improve and empower their constantly rapidly invasive regenerative species.

They have One goal. "GROW" which is driven by the Impossible will of the hive mind. A collective congregation of the mental capacities of the entire Tyranid species from the smallest microbe to the biggest beast. All Driven by the hive as directed by its Focal points. The dreaded and abominable Norn-Kings of the fleets.

The Norn kings are the core of the swarm and the biggest collective points of the hive-mind. Living hate-filled single minded DNA calculators with a desire to only make the newest best species of 'Nid, that live only to ingest DNA calculate its best resulting mutations for the swarm then "re-inject" the new DNA strain back into the massive "womb" ships they call home. We have named the swarms for the ancient false gods of Terra long past that once where said to terrorise humankind in her infancy.

These are two of the more well known Vanguard species sent ahead of the swarm to locate and prepare planets.

Genestealers. The vanguard organism of the swarms that found sexual based cults that exist only to reproduce more infected beings to further its beacon to signal hive fleet-kings. They work with a highly heretical nature promising a land of sheer pleasure and purpose for fealty. Most likely form of Tyranic Infection. They work from finding the weak and desperate and infecting them, then sending them out lead by there psychic eminance to find more to join the cult and give birth to more genestealers to propagate.

These are the names of the eternal norn-kings of the fleets. The hivemind will made manifest incarnate. The spirit of all that is Tyranic made real. Know their names and beg for the Empress to give mercy, for the kings of the fleet will have no such thing for us.

  • Zeus. The thunder king. A Behemoth that almost ate Macragge.
  • Poseidon. The wave king. That nearly cracked an entire Segmentum.
  • Hades. The unending hungry king, that rises from below.
  • Bacchus. The foundling king of DNA collector cults.
  • Hermes. The swift winged king of nightmares of forsaken truth.
  • Argus. The many seeing king of the tears of inevitability.
  • Chrynos. The shadow king of the hivemind, the warp blocker.
  • Ouroboros The tail-eating king, disposer of the failed fleets.

Among the Swarm is a being that has existed from the moment the hivemind gained sentient thought. It is the very Icon of all the Tyranids are.

  • Swarm queen. Among the storied tales of fighting the tyranic menace are the tales of the Legendary and horrid Swarm Queen. Claimed to be the living queen incarnate of the norn kings. Claved by the norn kings womb ships, in times of upmost need when average and regular tactics fail. She is the daughter of the hivemind, and commander of all its forces she sees. The Swarm queen lives to only gain conquest for the sake of the swarm, using its near infinite and vast intellect to asses and command the battlefield. It is rumored by some magos to be the result of unending warfare culminating in a very Avatar of the will of the unending Devouring swarm. Each time it is claved from the bio ships it has all the memory and desire of its past lives. Meaning each time it dies it learns how and why it died and recalls what killed it marking it with a unthinkable vendetta that ripples across the hivemind. If the Norn kings are the unseen godlike directors of the will of the collective hive mind. The Swarm Queen is there avatar on the physical plain always working ONLY for the implacable will and desire of the nornkings and the hivemind. If the Theories of the Magos are true. The empire of woman has Now roused a thing so unfathomable to its understanding that anathema is the only word worthy of its title. A thing that Lives on eternal in its species collective genetic memory as a icon of pure victory, never sleeping never resting. Always Hungry. Always for the swarm.

"We are the swarm. We are unending. We are all that is. We are all that shall be. Infinity of joy is ours. For all serve the swarm!"~ Common chant of the genestealer cultists

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