C.S. Goto
Cassern Sebastian Goto is a Black Irish Leper who is one of /tg/'s most beloved Black Library authors. His books contain plenty of juicy sexual Eldar torture scenes, and also completely disregard most Warhammer 40,000 canon (multilasers, anyone?). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously; much like Doomrider.