C.S. Goto
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Cassern Sebastian Goto is a black, Irish leper, who is one of /tg/'s most beloved Black Library authors. His books contain plenty of juicy sexual Eldar torture scenes, and also completely disregard most Warhammer 40,000 canon (multilasers, anyone? Although frankly this is an accusation that can be fairly levelled at almost any Black Library author), which pleases him. He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously—much like Doomrider—which pleases him.