Captain Titus

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Making the Ultramarines awesome again.

Captain Titus is the Captain of the Ultramarines Second Company and the main protagonist of the video game Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine. He is voiced by MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG !!!!.

Graia

When Forgeworld Graia was invaded by Warboss Grimskull and his Ork WAAAAGHH!!!, the Imperium, rather annoyed by this, responded by sending the Ultramarines Second Company, led by Captain Titus. Titus,along with fellow Ultramarines Brother Leandros and Sergeant Sidonus, proceeded to aid the remaining Imperial Guardsmen led by Lieutenant Miranda 'Mira' Nero.

After destroying the planetary defense cannon, and furthering the guardsmen's advance, Titus and his companions made their way to Manufactorum Ajakis where they found an inquisitorial servo skull which carried a holographic video recording. The recording shows Inquisitor Drogan asking for aid, along with safeguarding an experimental device if he were to die. The Ultramarines then made their way inside the Titan works where they encountered Drogan. Drogan explained that he needed to retrieve the power source of the experimental device from its chamber deep beneath the Manufactorum. They then proceeded to retrieve the power source, whilst also killing invading Orks and evading Grimskull himself.

As Titus obtained the power source, its instability made the entire room collapse. Titus, however, somehow survived and placed the power source into its canister. After escaping the sewers and reuniting with his comrades, they rendezvoused with Drogan in a ruined plaza. Drogan expressed surprise that Titus survived, since the power source was composed of warp energy. Drogan then explains that during his time on Graia, he created a weapon known as the 'Psychic Scourge' in hopes of helping the Imperium;s war against xenos, whilst also experimenting on warp energy.

Titus and friends fight their way to the Psychic Scourge's firing station (blowing up all the servoturrets in the process) where they jam the Power Source in and turn it on. Unfortunately, the Psychic Scourge opens a bunch of Chaos portals instead of killing the Orks like advertized. Sorcerer Lord Nemeroth shows up and blasts the Ultramarines with psyker power, but Titus resists like a boss long enough for Grimskull to reappear and distract Nemeroth. Titus then fights his way past Bloodletters, Chaos Havok Marines, and even more Orks to meet up with Mira's guardsmen.

After dueling with Warboss Grimskull, blowing up the big Ork's head with a plasma pistol, Titus returns to the manufactorum to power up the Titan. After he puts the Power Source inside the giant death machine, the Titan's cannon blows the fuck out of the orbital spire with the big chaos portal on top. Titus gives the Power Source to Sidonus, but then Nemeroth sneaks up behind them and raeps Sidonus with lightning claws. This makes Titus rage harder than fa/tg/uys in a Matt Ward thread, but Nemeroth just grabs the Power Source and teleports away like the chaos pussy he is.

Still brimming with rage, Titus jumps off the manufactorum, meets up with some Blud Rehvens who were practicing their Steel Rehn, and blasts his way across a bridge with a ton of Chaos Marines on it. Then he grabs a Thunderhawk and chases Nemeroth to the orbital spire (which is still floating somehow). Nemeroth tries to use the Power Source to turn into a daemon prince, but Titus just bum rushes the chaos pansy off the orbital spire and beats him to death in freefall. Using the manly power of his hands, Titus crushes both the Sorcerer Lord's face and the Power Source, which explodes, then lands inside a flying Thunderhawk.

The next morning Titus is getting some much needed shut-eye as the Ultramarines, Blood Ravens, and Mira's guardsmen clean up the last tiny remnants of Nemeroth's invaders. Unfortunately, Titus wakes up to find Leandros has called the Inquisition on Titus. Never mind that Titus just killed thousands of Orks, Daemons, traitor guardsmen, Chaos Marines, and a fucking sorcerer-lord-turned-daemon-prince, if Titus can resist Warp energy he's obviously a heretic because Rowboat Girlyman said so! *faceplam* The Inquisitor clearly doesn't believe Leandros but has to arrest Titus anyway, so Titus tells Leandros that Guilliman's codex is just guidelines and tactics, and that Leandros fails as a Space Marine because he's a blind spiritual-liege-worshiping faggot who can't think for himself. Then Titus climbs aboard the Inquisition ship and flies off to get painfully investigated for Heresy save another day for the Emprah.

Relationships with characters

"Hey there, Captain"
  • Sidonus - Titus regarded Sidonus as his 'most trusted battle-brother' and closest friend. When Sidonus got impaled with extreme prejudice by Nemeroth, Titus actually did a Big No! (Which is parodied here), and swore vengeance. Titus finally got revenge when he killed nemeroth.
  • Leandros - Titus is disappointed by Leandros' strict adherence to the Codex Astartes (the latter is typical for an Ultrasmurf), but nonetheless tolerates his behavior due to Titus seeing it as immaturity. When Leandros gives Titus to the Inquisition, Titus tells him that his devotion to the Codex has made him fail to truly become a Space Marine.
  • Second Lieutenant Miranda Nero - Whilst they are actually passive and focused more on their duties, their are very small hints that they do have some feelings for each other. Another thing is that Titus affectionately calls her Mira, instead of her formal name - that said, she always, always goes by Mira in the game. Though of course these hints are all vague and shouldn't be taken seriously (which cannot be said the same for Rule 34 fanboys). It's much more likely just mutual respect due to the fact that Titus is a god damn Space Marine and Mira has managed to hold out against the Orks for so long (but again that doesn't stop the rule 34).
  • Inquisitor Drogan - Titus is the only one Marine in the game who fully trusts Drogan, and actually shows concern about the Inquisitor's near-fatal wounds, thinking it would be a shame to lose such a powerful ally.
  • Nemeroth and Grimskull - Three words: ALL MUST DIE.

Reasons why Titus is such a Badass

He's an agent of purity
  • He's a fucking Space Marine. What did you expect?
  • He is one of very few, repeat, VERY few Ultramarines that actually offs the Codex Astartes. He states that the Codex is just a set of rules and guidelines, and how they choose to live by them is what makes them Space Marines.
  • His solution to to his Thunderhawk being unable to land safely due to ork gun batteries is to simply use jump packs and descend down to the ork battle cruiser, and then blowing said battle cruiser's bridge with its own gun battery; this tactic is similar to that favored by the Angry Marines, but with less collateral damage.
  • As said above, he killed thousands of enemies by himself and also with only Sidonus and Leandros to aid him.
  • He single handily combats the partially daemonized Nemeroth and kills him by crushing his head with his own bare hands during free-fall (unlike some cock-sure moron who got his body possessed by another Daemon Prince who's name is Severus, not the OTHER Severus.)
  • He's voiced by MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG !!!!.
  • He had the balls to stand up to the goddamn Inquisition, backed by four Black Templars. He willingly gives himself up to the Inquisition in order to save his friends and his chapter. Unlike Leandros, who betrayed his brother through his ignorant adherence to the Codex.
  • He kinda looks like your dad.


ANGRY MARINE?

Damn straight. Titus thinks the Codex is for pussies, uses authentic Angry Marine tactics such as fucking Orks to death with his chainsword, and even gets an Angry Purity Seal which gives him an Angryness Meter. The latter is canon. He is also fuelled by violence and thus regenerates health by murdering Orks to death.