Chaos Lord

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Chaos lords of DOW series

An HQ choice for the Chaos Space Marines, in the game of Warhammer 40,000. They are basically like the traightor counterpart to a Space Marine captain or Chapter Master. They are very powerful but they want more.

Types of lords

The chaos lords usually worship a god whether he(or a he-she in the case of Slaanesh) be Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Slaanesh.

Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods.

Lord of Khorne: a crazed maniac who drinks blood, and eats whatever he just killed. Raw. They like using axes and all that shit. Secretly loves kitty cats. Kharn is the craziest mother-fucker Khorne Lord, who'll kill you in his physcotic blood-lusting rage. But he is one hell of a great guy to be around though.

Lord of Tzeentch: Some douche-bag sorcerer who got a his first magic-tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is Ahriman of the Thousand Sons.

Lord of Nurgle: Some disease filled piece of flesh. Better not give him a hug, or have any physical contact whatsoever, because you'll probably get some disease worse than AIDS. Typhus is a notable Lord of Nurgle.

Lord of Slaanesh: A drug-addicted pedophile not unlike the Dark Eldar. Which means he's got the biggest drug stash and the most bitches. Lucius the eternal is a Slaanesh Lord.

Lord of Chaos Undivided: Some wannabe guy who has yet to be hired by a Ruinous Power.

Notable Chaos lords