Dragon Quest
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A Roleplaying quest, like Tau Quest but with a pretty deep plot and overwhelming walls of text. The main character is a Red Dragon called Cibach Azaladon who goes about fucking everything he sees but mainly gets it on with a devil girl called Scinnari who is currently (supposedly) bound to him. The story follows DnD guidelines but with slight noticeable changes; we think its for the better.
/tg/ Plays as that Red asshole, and a very genre-savy one at that. Obviously, the questgoers are determined to conquer the known world and setup a Dragon empire. An ongoing quest that will probably never come true, is to have dragon babies (which will undoubtably end up something like Dragon kind) with Scinnari who happens to be a erinyes or fallen-angel, with a penchant for appearing as a 'winged elf', and who seems to likes to wear Arabian clothes. Late game Azal became the Great Red Lord of Storms, got Delicious daughter get with Scinnari, gained half dragon half erinyes. Crashed an orgy party of devils conquered half the sea. Rescued a princess (suprisingly) got dorf profits and got loads and loads of monay.
Unlike other quests having to do with Dragons, Azaladon is the farthest thing from a retarded overpowered moral happy fucktard. Equipped with a superevil genius IQ(Constant plotting and killing off or trolling the shit out of anyone you don't like) Also has extreme possessiveness, a modest army of lizardmen, and a bad case of the Muhahaha's. Which Makes him look like the Dragon version of Yagami
Sadly, it seems that Dragon Quest has ended. At time of writing no thread has been posted in three months and Writer Dude seems to have vanished from /tg/
Actually, he's back! As of 08/29/11, Dragon Quest has returned, sort of. We're currently a female paladin leading a group of intrepid adventurers through Azaladons cave network system.
As of 24/9/11, WD is sorry he's going to be unable to run it yet again. He may be able to run a makeup on 28/9/11. The next quest will return to playing Azladon. Should the quest die the final death, he intends to post an epilogue here.
Ongoing Quests
- 1: Bone Scinnari, refrain from spearing her with dragoncock (/tg/ fetish quest) (Check. Azaladon and Scinnari have a daughter on the way.) See: Dragon kind(Addendum: Done. Kid is freaking awesome)
- 2: Make Harem (/tg/ has avoided this remarkably well, oddly.)
- 3: Blow shit up (Check.)
- 4: Blow more shit up (Working on it.)(Addendum: Also done, wrecked most of a city block whilst fighting devils)
- 5: Make sure no one finds out we happen to be a red. (The secret's out, but nobody knows for sure.)(Yet another Addendum: Seffy knows. The bitch)
- 6: Mindrape people. (Practicing. Also, mindrape and/or bind Cygnis. Que shitstorm)
- 7: Own world. (Long term goal.)
- 8: Refrain from getting mass buthurt from Cygnis
- 9: ???
- 10: Profit!!!
List of Achievements
- Tricked and killed a Gold
- Kidnapped a princess
- Seduced a devil
- Killed a dracolich
- Forged a kingdom
- Rescued another princess
- captured a Gold
- Had a daughter
- Killed a pit lord with help from an older Red Dragon "Seffestranias"
- Gained an "Auntie Seffy" [Azyra seems to have done this]
- Out negotiated a devil
- Captured a flying castle
- Persuaded Dwarves to willingly part with large quantities of Adamantium
- Established a kickass, well equipped army of Lizardmen
- Raped an entire nation of Avariel and brutalised them into our service
- Captured a Black
- Brutally fucked up another Black
- Captured a Silver
- Taken a young Red under our wing [kinda, jury is still out on whether we're just using her]
- Constructed the foundations of a Dragon Empire (with reds and some chromatics as the ruling class of course)
- Bombarded the shit out of a heavily fortified city with a little help from Azyra
- proved the "rocks fall everyone dies" theory