Golf

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Golf is an idiotic sport which involves hitting a ball into a hole, and it is entirely pointless. It was invented when a Halfling, Bullroarer Took, charged the Goblin ranks at the Battle of Greenfields. He swung his club so hard that it knocked the Goblin King's head clean off, and it sailed through the air for 100 yards and went down a rabbit hole.