Kender

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"He gave it to me because he didn't wake up when I took it."

Kender are a fantasy race in D&D's Dragonlance setting. They are basically Halflings, with wanderlust and no sense of personal property thrown in, and almost any trace of the Hobbit thrown out (thank all the gods). In spite of their critics, they are a much loved addition to the setting.