Khorne
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Khorne (Pronounced: 'corn') -- but also known as Kharneth, and Arnakh, is the Chaos God of violence, war, battle, strength, honor, bravery, hate and rage (Used to do technology, didn't he?). He is also the world's biggest corn flake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which still holds some relevance, he doesn't give two shits whether you kill a defenseless bitch, but if you try and make that into a sacrifice, Khorne will feel insulted and send his Bloodhounds after you. This is because Khorne only desires the skulls of worthy foes to add to his Skull Throne.), back when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun, this is usually done with the fine work of that magnificent bastard, and tactical genius. Then Gav Thorpe went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now Khorne's just a loony who likes killing everything (though the Black Crusade RPG goes some way to reversing this trend as they try to make some of the forces of Chaos more complex and sympathetic), though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. Khârn is one of Khorne's champions, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. Khorne's followers are often characterized by a love of tearing shit up and being overcome with blood lust and stern warrior-hood honour and a disdain of cowardice and weakness.
It has never really been satisfactorily explained why pretty much everyone in both the Fantasy and 40k settings who goes into a beserker rage (I'm looking at YOU blood angels) isn't accused of falling to chaos when anyone who starts looking a bit pimp is burned for worshiping slaanesh. Then again, nowadays slaanesh is the only chaos god anyone seems to give two shits about anyway.
Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades. However, since hyoomanz aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense) Chaos didn't exist back then. The warp was too peaceful.
Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. Evidence supports Khorne being tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood God a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together. WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!
In Warhammer Fantasy, Khorne has a personal sex slave called Valkia the Bloody. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow defeated a greater daemon in single combat fair and square... although admittedly, it was a Keeper of Secrets, so it doesn't really count Locephax was a daemon prince. Valkia then tried to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos Which is so disappointing because, what, so many people have gone to the Realm of Chaos and met the Chaos gods? I can name two: that guy that wrote the Liber Malefic (and he only survived because the Chaos gods thought making him insane was funny) and Oxyotl, who was a fuckawesome Skink sniper. Ahem. Pardon this interruption. Just needed to prove Valkia was actually pretty badass. Anyways, Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair with Billy Mays), took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.
Oh yeah, and Valkia has a book now! AND READ IT YOU WEAKASS PILES OF FLESH AND FAT! READ IT AND BE FILLED WITH RAGE!
Gallery
- HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM in Warhammer Fantasy, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception)
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Khorne's followers off the battlefield.
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Waffles for the Blood God!
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Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.
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Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.
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Mark of Khorne.
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Khornette
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Just as Planned. Always as Planned.
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Khorne's 'rivalry' with Slaanesh is not what it seems...
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Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses.
See also
- Brass
- Berserker - Chaos Space Marines with Axes.
- Angron - Daemon prince of Khorne, also Primarch of World eaters
- World Eaters
- Khârn the Betrayer - A pretty fun guy to be around with.
- Sorcerers of Khorne - Double heresy!
- Doombreed - One angry son of a bitch.
- This pretty much sums up his forces. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&feature=channel_video_title
- Khorne is underpowered in 40k
| The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy | |
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| Four Main Chaos Gods: | Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch |
| Other Gods of Chaos: | Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin |
| Chaos Gods of Law: | Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger |