Kobold

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Kobolds are a monstrous species that suffers from the severe deficiency of being inferior to humans in every way that matters. Small, weak arbitrarily evil, and primitive, they are essentially the 1st level adventurer's "Other other white meat" after Goblins and Orcs. Supposedly they are exceedingly clever and craft cunning traps to kill off their larger adversaries like some sort of reptilian doglizard vietcong, but it never seems to turn out that way unless the DM decides he violently despises his players. (See Tuckers Kobolds http://tuckerskobolds.com/) The other exception to this rule is the hilariously broken assortment of rules that is Pun-Pun. Nobody fucks with Pun-Pun. It is worth nothing that if played with the intention of being dangerous, kobolds are far and away the hardest throwaway monsters to fight. It could be likened to a sort of sick, hardcore version of Home Alone, with the kobolds taking the part of a severely deranged and sadistic Kevin McCallister and the PCs taking the part of hopelessly underprepared thugs walking into a situation they cannot have possibly foreseen.

Cutebolds

Cutebolds are like Kobolds only incredibly cute.

They are pitiful and childish in everything they do, and are innocent enough to not know how to procreate. All they know is that rubbing their noses gives them a guilty pleasure.

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