All Tomorrows

"This is what happens when the Imperium isn't regulating Humanity's evolution."

– Jake

"What in the ever-loving fuck."

– All the Chaos Gods

All Tomorrows is a very cursed book about the dark and EXTREMELY heretical ways Humanity could possibly evolve in unnatural ways due to xenos influence. Recently this book achieved meme status due to its insanely cursed depictions of post-human mutants that perfectly display why strains of humanity that aren't protected by the Imperium of Man are no longer human.

The Story: Intro

The story begins as Humanity first colonizes Mars, but instead of turning it into an industrial technological hell-hole, they just kinda live there for a long while, genetically deviating from Earth Humanity. Eventually, Earth and Mars fought a war against each other, because that always happens in sci-fi except for 40k. The survivors of this war vowed to never wage war on each other again, and united their planets and a unified people. They continued to evolve into a single species known as the "Star-People" intellectual, and adaptable beings who could easily survive in just about any planet. They were the new humanity. The Star-People.

Humanity expanded and prospered for a while under a "summer of man" an age in which the Star-People thought all was perfect. The Star-People did discover some alien animals, but nothing sentient so far. Some people found bones of dinosaurs on another planet, and so, religions became stronger, as dinosaurs on another planet means god, right? No, it means Xenos.

The Qu, Xenos scum that fucked over Humanity.

The Qu are a god-like species of Xenos with incredibly powers of genetic-manipulation. They dont see other sentient beings as sentient, but rather just tools for experimentation. They waged war against humanity and won, allowing them to fuck Humanity over by basically turning them into living shitposts.

Story: Gallery of xenos-influenced mutants

Worms. This is what Xenos fuckery turns humans into.
The great Titans. Still mutants though.
Predators. The average Discord Moderator.
The Prey species of the Discord Moderators.
Very depressed-looking mutants.
Lizard-Herders be vibing bro.
This one makes me mad because of how uncreative it is. ITS JUST A DERPY DOLPHIN!
Temptors. The males are weak and the females are strong. They are the average E-girl.
Bone-Crushers. They communicate by shitting on each-other. Good to see that Twitter survived.
Colonials. A good depiction of an average Subreddit.
Flyers. Not very interesting.
Jesus Christ this is painful at this point.
They hid underground, so the Qu turned them into Blind-Folk.
Lopsiders.On a heavy-gravity planet, the Qu tuned Humans into this.
On a low-gravity planet, the Qu made the Striders. This is just me when I go outside.
On a planet were Humans resisted the Qu, they turned them into Parasites.
The Finger-Fishers catch fish with their long fingers. Amazing.
Hedonists were made to be the pets of the Qu. Its just the average /trash/ user.
The Insectophagi eat insects.

The Spacers. The only remaining naturally-evolving Humans.

When the Qu invaded Humanitys colonies, there was some Humans who were far way from these battles, these being the Spacers, who naturally evolved in space environments and build massive space-ships. They grew long arms and moved with propulsion by farting. Amazing. They chose not to help the Human colonists in their war against the Qu.

Story: Post-Human evolved species

Snake People are the Sentient evolved version of the Worms.
The Predators evolved into the Killer Folk. They had a society of hunting.
The Swimmers evolved into the Tool-Breeders, using sea life as technology...isnt that what the Qu did to Humanity?
The Lizards of the Lizard-Herders gained sentience and used the herders as their mounts. What a power-move.
The Colonial Redditors eventually evolved into collective organisms known as the Modular People. They were still very Communist.
The Flyers became Pterosapiens and had an Anarchist 'society' and had fun
The Lopsiders genetically-engineered the Asymmetric people for space colonization, and then were exterminated by these creations.
The Parasites eventually took over another species and controlled them like puppets. They made a society this way.
The Finger-Fishers became the Sail People. They were competitive and tribal, but eventually became sentient.
The Hedonists had their planet destroyed but managed to evolve into the sentient Satyriacs. Still very Hedonistic, they are basically Furries.
The Insectophagi evolved into the sentient Bug facers. They were attacked by an unknown alien race, but survived and are now xenophobic as they should be.

Story: continued and ending

After each of these sentient Post-Human societies achieved inter-planetary communication, the Killer Folk, Satyriacs, Tool Breeders, Modular People, Pterosapiens, Asymmetric people, Saurosapients, Snake People, Symbiotes, and Sail people met, and joined together in a vast Post-Human Empire that last for 80 Million years. (Rookie numbers compared to the Imperium of Man) They interacted face-to-face, expanded to new worlds together and prospered. The Bug Facers, however, never joined this Empire, because they were conservative and scared of the Universe.

The Ruin Haunters advanced among intact cities of the Star People. This caused problems...
The new form of the Ruin Haunters, now fully transformed into an Abominable Intelligence.
The Gravitals began attacking all organic Post-Human sentient species.
The Bug Facers were turned into Subjects of genetic torture by the Gravitals.
Some Gravitals and Subjects loved each other. Feels good man.

The Ruin Haunters advanced inside the ruins of the Ancient Star-People, Humanity's first mutation. They were able to advance so quickly with the Star Peoples technology, that they nearly became extinct, but the survivors came back with a supremacist mindset, that only they were the true reclaimers of the Star Peoples legacy. They rejected the offer to join the Post-Human Empire, and instead remained independent. Their planets star was growing rapidly, threatening to destroy their planet, so the Ruin Haunters pulled a Necron and abandoned their flesh for new mechanical bodies known as The Gravitals. Still having their mindset of supremacy over the other Post-Human species, the Gravitals began a massive war against the Post-Human Empire, eventually beating and rendering all its members extinct. For reasons unknown, the Gravitals chose to keep the shy and xenophobic Bug Facers alive, and use them as genetic playthings and test-subjects of all kinds of disturbing mockeries of Humanity, just like the Qu once did.

Eventually, some Religious and philosophical sects of the Gravitals began to feel sympathy and even love for their organic subjects, and chose to campaign for their rights, not as tools and toys, but as sentient beings deserving of respect. This caused a Civil War within the Gravital Machine Empire.

And then, for some incredibly dumb reason, the Gravitals chose to go to war against the Asteromorphs, this war was long and brutal, but the Asteromorphs were eventually victorious. Liberating the subjects from their control.

The Gravitals were weakened, reduced to a slave-race of Nanite-beings who were given fair treatment, but still faced discrimination due to their past actions. The victorious Aesteromorphs, the one and only naturally-evolving (but still fucking mutants) Post-Human species chose to fix the Gravitals colossal fuck-ups with the subjects, freeing them and giving them new colonies to thrive on. The Aesteromorphs began to play God, seeding life across the Galaxy, finally free from chaos and war. The Aesteromorphs kept a respectfully-distant watch over their creations and Post-Human species colonies. The Aesteromorphs wanted to make sure that no war or genocide could ever be organized again, so they created the Terrestrials, smaller, simpler versions of themselves that could safely inhabit planets. These Terrestrials were not perfect, some were douchebags, and sometimes the younger Post-Human species rebelled, and they had to be destroyed, but one way or another, eventually, a peaceful Post-Human Empire was reestablished and spread across the stars. Eventually, Ancient Terra Humanity's very homeworld, was re-discovered and colonized, and the Post-Human Empire made contact with a Xenos race with an evolutionary history just as complicated as their own. Each race had grown wise and smart enough to choose not to fight. (yes I know, heresy. This whole book is super fucking heretical.)

Guides and Guardians of the younger Post-Human Species.
A Terrestrial casually re-colonises Ancient Terra.
A Xenos species from outside our Galaxy met with the Post-Human Empire, and...it was peaceful. Each race was wise and old enough to not fight.

So, a very heretical, but fairly happy ending? Well, not exactly. The Author of this book is revealed to be a Xeno Archealolgist. Humanity is either extinct, or gone, he does not know which. Maybe Humanity ascended into a new dimension, or maybe the Empire collapsed and war and ruin caused their extinction...who knows. The author does not, but its the journey that matters to him.

THE MEMES

Collected from 4chan, Reddit and Twitter, for some reason All Tomorrows became a huge meme and here is a collection of these memes! Feel free to add more!