List of /tg/ Cuisine

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Let's be fair, people. There are times when Meatbread just doesn't fucking cut it and you want some delicious edibles that are a bit more substantial than that. Not to worry; today, we have just that. This ongoing article (which will be updated regularly) will teach you how to make a shitton of good food that you can nom on and enjoy.

Stew of Manliness

Creator: This idiot.

Need a fucking good meal that won't take forever and is satisfying as fuck? Look no further.

Shit You Need:

• 1 can Beef or Turkey Chili (Beans or no beans - we're not prejudiced!)
• 1 can sliced or diced potatoes (Alternately: 1 fresh sliced or diced potato)
• Half a can of corn
• 1 Lb Ground Beef
• Hamburger Seasonings (I recommend a mix of about half a teaspoon each of pepper and salt)
• Onion Powder
• Cheddar Cheese, Shredded

Optional Shit:

• Onion, Chopped
• 1 small can baked beans
• Half a can of carrots

Cooking This Shit:

• Break up, season, and cook the ground beef up in a skillet frying pan.
• Throw in the canned potatoes after draining them and the chopped onion (if you're even using one), frying 'em up with the beef.
• Give the entire fucking lot a dusting of Onion Powder whilst it fries up.
• At the same time, heat the Chili up and mix in the corn, beans (if you're using them), and veggies (again, if you're using them).
• Mix in the beef and such from the previous step once it's reasonably well cooked, and stir that fucker up and heat it thoroughly.
• Top with shredded cheddar cheese and let it sit for about 5 minutes before eating.

Easy Dessert, /tg/-Style

Creator: This idiot.

Quick, easy, inexpensive, surprisingly good on a budget.

Shit You Need:

• 1 can Cherry Pie filling, frozen in can
• half a can of Hershey's chocolate syrup
• A tablespoon of rum extract (or rum if you prefer)
• A blender

Cooking This Shit:

• Toss the contents into a blender and shred this shit until the contents are more-or-less smooth.
• Poor it into a shallow dish and let it sit in the freezer for about an hour or two (or until it's solid).
• Shave off some into a bowl with a spoon and then eat it like ice cream.

Birds and Biscuits

Creator: Goddamnit this guy again.

Sometimes /tg/ needs dinner. Sometimes it gets it.

Shit You Need:

• 1 package refrigerated ready-to-cook Biscuits (Pillsbury Grands work particularly well)
• 1 can of canned chicken
• A half a can of mixed vegetables
• 8-ounce package of chives and onion cream cheese
• 1 can of cream of chicken soup
• 1 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon garlic powder

Cooking This Shit:

• In a skilletIT'S CALLED A FRYING PAN, grill up the canned chicken. Shouldn't take long.
• Grab a pot and combined the Cream of Chicken Soup, Milk, and Garlic powder, stirring it and heating that shit up until it boils.
• Add the package of cream cheese. Stir it in until it's fully melted.
• Add the vegetables and skillet-fried canned chicken, stirring it and toning down the heat so that shit thickens up.
• Shut the heat off after it starts to thicken up and cover the dish. It'll thicken up more over a few minutes.
• Cook up the biscuits, following the directions on the package if necessary.
• Slice the biscuits and use 'em as sandwich rolls, serving a bit of the chicken-mix on them.
• Makes enough for quite a few servings. Enjoy.

Mini-Meatbreads

Creator: Long Since Lost to the Sands of Time.

A slightly different means to make you some Meatbread.

Shit You Need:

• 1 Pound of Ground Beef
• 1 Pound of Ground Sausage
• 2 packaged of Crescent Rolls
• Seasonings of your choosing (most of /tg/ favors a mix of onion powder, pepper, and salt)
• Cheddar Cheese (Shredded)
• Mozzarella Cheese (Shredded)

Some Other Shit You Can Use:

• Parsley
• Oregano
• Parmesan Cheese
• Chopped and fried or sauteed onions
• Mushrooms

Cooking This Shit:

• This is going to take a bit, so be ready for it.
• Combine the ground beef and ground sausage in a big container, mixing it thoroughly and adding any pre-cooking spices you favor.
• Once thoroughly mixed, form the meat into small balls and cook thoroughly.
• Break out the Crescent Rolls.
• Sprinkle a bit of cheese and any secondary ingredients onto an uncooked Crescent Roll.
• Add a cooked mixed-meat ball (from step 3), and roll the cheese-loaded dough tightly around the meatball to make a sort of pocket around it.
• Arrange a bunch of these fucking things on a baking sheet.
• Bake that shit at 350'F for about 20 minutes or until golden brown.
• Allow to cool for a few minutes before serving.
• Great for when you have company and wish to share delicious Meatbread with friends.