Little Boxes

An inspired Fa/tg/uy wrote some alternate lyrics to the theme song from Weeds, called "Little Boxes".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEYGU_7EqU (The original version. This works with any version from the show, though.)

Metal Boxes, on the warfield
Metal Boxes, filled with Tac Marines
Metal Boxes, on the warfield
Metal Boxes, all the same

There's a green one and a red one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all filled up with Tac Marines
And they all look just the same.

And the brothers in the Boxes
All fight scum for the Emperor
So they ride out in the Boxes
And the outcome is the same

And there's Chaplains and Captains
And the flying Assault Marines
But they're mostly filled with Tac Marines
And they all look just the same.

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METAL BOXES on the hillside,

METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!

We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,

All the RHINOS must be burned!

There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind

A Dreadnought and a Predator,

But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,

METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!

All the foolish little Spess Mehreens

Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,

Well they’ll find it hard to hide when

THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!

All their tactics and their transports

And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH

Cannot stand the power of Chaos,

We shall take their tanks away!

METAL BOXES on the hillside,

I hate them more than anything!

They’re the reason Mummy hates me,

They’re the cause of all my pain!

Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,

And my voice acting’s hammy,

This whole game is fucking awful,

And the RHINOS caused it all!

Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!

Destroy them, my minions!

We shall shoot them with our Bolters

We shall tear them into scraps!

They are cowards, they are weaklings,

An offence unto the BLOOD GOD!

And they’re made out of adamantium

AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!