Lolipope
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Jaela Daran (also known as the Loli-pope, or Jaelbait) is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the Silver Flame in the Eberron campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's prety much an expy for the pope of the Roman Catholic Church. (Counts-as Pope? Can you be a paedophile if you're only eleven?)
She is also eleven years old.
Delicious flat chest, delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, the authority of a holy empire, she is a major fetish fuel station attendant, if not a fetish fuel supertanker.
WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like Elminster isn't an author avatar when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.
