Longstrike

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The Mary Sue in all his glory.

Longstrike, real name and title Shas'La T'au Sha'ng, is a T'au tank pilot. His claim to fame is surviving an attack that killed his friends, fighting a valiant retreat before some Razorsharks saved him. Not to be deterred, he decides to be one of the biggest Mary Sues ever and Headshot a fucking WARHOUND TITAN! Yeah, we're not making this shit up. After helping the T'au curbstomp the Imperium in the Taros campaign, he returns as a hero and is idolized by the T'au populace.... and that's it. We know nothing else about the guy, and probably never will, seeing how xenos factions rarely get any love from Games Workshop.

Meanwhile, the Earth Caste decided to build the XV02 pilot suit, which is supposed to give the wearer enhanced reaction time and better aim. Essentially, a six million dollar T'au. The catch? Only Longstrike can wear it without going brain dead or becoming a vegetable. Despite his major Mary Sue status, he is still a decent character to use in crunch.


A Weeaboo in his weeaboo suit in his weeaboo tank
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Fire Caste: Commander Farsight - Commander Puretide
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Longstrike
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