Anal circumference
By Khorne... have we truly fallen so far as to call this a meme?
An infamous feature of the equally infamous FATAL (Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery) game, the Anal Circumference table enabled players to determine the maximum size of object their character's anus could accommodate without tearing.
Like most aspects of FATAL, this is bizarre and terrible not only in concept but in execution, as the numbers the table provides make little sense. What we DO know however is that elderly people have a tighter anus than middle aged ones, since they get a smaller modifier to their roll. Also, it's entirely possible for someone to be accustomed to anal sex and yet unable to take a dick in their arse. The eagle-eyed will observe that the table shown below has a modifier for infants, just in case you were mixing and matching your sexual deviancies and are curious as to exactly how much your delightful player character is destroying a small child's anus (as it happens, that row was removed in the second version of FATAL's rulebook).
The Table
