Miniature giant space hamster

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Miniature giant space hamsters were bred by gnomes from traditional giant space hamster stock. The gnomes gave up this breeding program when they realised that a miniature giant space hamster was indistinguishable from a regular hamster. Wat.

Minsc's Boo was thought to be one of them but in an interview with the man who wrote for Minsc he confirmed that Boo was just a simple normal hamster ^{[citation needed]}. On the other hand, the epilogue of Baldur's Gate 2: The Throne of Bhaal implies otherwise.