It fucking sucks.

How to play Monopoly

1. Go around for 3 hours

2. Land on Boardwalk with a hotel (Mayfair if you're a Britfag)

3. Flip the board

4. ????

Special Rules to Make It Fun

Wheelbarrow: Move an additional spaces equal to your lowest die; gain an additional 25 dollars when passing Go
Battleship: You may fire at any piece directly opposite the Battleship, sending them back to Go. They do not gain money from passing Go.
Money Bag: Gain $300 when passing Go.
Horseman: Move an additional spaces equal to your lowest die; when the Horseman lands on an occupied space, the Horseman can choose to send all other pieces back five squares or to the Horseman's nearest property, whichever is closer; when sending a piece back to his property, the Horseman must accompany them
Automobile: Move twice the number of spaces shown on the die.
Train Engine: All railroads cost half as much; when rolling a double and not in jail, the Train Engine can move to any owned railroads instead
Thimble: Wow, what are you, a faggot? Start with half money. Jeez.
Loom: Pay half as much when renting; mortgages pay 20% more
Shoe: Same as Horseman
Dog: The Dog may take the roll of the previous player instead of rolling their own die.
Iron: Same as Thimble, Queer Eye.
Hat: Same as Money Bag; Hats are classy.

This is NOT a stub, that's all there is to know.