Necron

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"Death is frightening, and so is eternal life."
-Mason Cooley

“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die”
- H.P. Lovecraft

'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley, "Ozymandias"


Finally.
After our Thousand Year Old Slumber, WE ARE FINALLY ALIVE.
For eons I have awaited this day.
Warriors. Our time to conquer this planet and THE NEXT begins todeeeeeyy.
The world shall tremble at our war cry.
AND OUR WAR CRY IS SOI SOI SOI SOIIIIIIII SWEY
*Entire legion of necron warriors chanting SOI SOI SOI*
- Unnamed Necron Lord [[1]]

Necrons (Robo-Zombie Eygptians in SPEHSS) are one of the main factions in Warhammer 40,000. Basically, they're a bunch of soulless, skeletal, alien killing machines led by a robot aristocracy of angry murder machines and bound together by space-technology-magic (like atom-flaying weapons that strip their targets down into their constituent atoms).

Although they have been around since Rogue Trader (albeit only as a single picture categorized as an "unknown xenos species"), they have seen great change in almost every edition. In second edition, they were a mysterious faction with essentially zero fluff and only a few models, all of which looked incredibly silly, and Space Crusade introduced them as Chaos Androids (oh, the irony...). However, with third edition they got their own Codex and a bunch of models fleshing them out as an army and introducing their rulers, the C'tan (who were subsequently shoehorned into every major event in the 40k universe). Games Workshop then promptly forgot they existed and did not update them again until the closing days of fifth edition. This was a controversial move as the Codex was written by Matt Ward, who significantly changed the fluff, making them Newcrons. In short, they became Tomb Kings IN SPESS and the C'tan were demoted to being their bitches. And that's about it. Do note that although they are space Tomb Kings, they are not necessarily space Egyptians. Gameplay-wise, some used to consider the Necrons to have been unduly OP during their introduction. A respectable amount of evidence can be gathered to grant credence to this viewpoint based on the ease with which they can blow up vehicles using the basic Warrior's Gauss Flayer. The rapid change in fluff between the 5th edition codex and its predecessor is controversial, to put it lightly. While both versions of the Necrons' background have their fans, many would agree that the retconning was drastic and heavy-handed. On the one hand, the Necrons' theme used to be that they were emotionless, implacable alien killers led by Cthulhu-ish star gods that fed on people's souls. Their background was very sparse and included all sorts of mysterious things about the Necrons and the C'tan that had implications for the whole setting of Warhammer 40,000. The new codex gets rid of all the mystery and removes the dangerous feel the Necrons used to have in exchange for giving the individual Necron leaders and armies individual personality, which in turn allowed players to make their armies different. This was different from the previous situation where basically everyone had an army of similar silver OP doom warriors wielding guns that could rip through tanks as well as infantry and had over the top fluff that made them out to be the baddest sons of bitches in the galaxy.

The 7E Fluff in the codex is actually a lot more complex than those of prior codices with complete sections dedicated to paint schemes and analyses on the markings on them (Where the last edition only barely even begins with that) while also beginning to fluff out some of the more prominent dynasties. However, the not much of it actually changed from the last codex, so the C'tan-mon are still a thing (And are actually treated with less respect than even a warrior), as are eccentric, megalomaniacal undead robots.

Good news, everyone! With the Necrons now being somewhat popular, they are about to get a new slew of Forgeworld loving, thanks to the announcement that they are scheduled to be featured in Imperial Armor 12 along with the Minotaurs Chapter Space Marines (meaning we may finally get Medusa V Tomb Stalkers and Megaliths, so we don't have to rely on Pylon, Scarab, Barge, Warscythe, and Heat-ray spam to down Titans).

Apparently, 'Necron' is also the title of a bizarre and retarded fetish comic of some sort.

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  • Suddenly, Monoliths just got even more awesome.

    Suddenly, Monoliths just got even more awesome.

  • Angry Marines can really fuck your shit up.

    Angry Marines can really fuck your shit up.

  • Necron players are well-known for their carefully planned tactics of "move-shoot-move-shoot".

    Necron players are well-known for their carefully planned tactics of "move-shoot-move-shoot".

  • Thanks to Matt Ward this is now canon. Give thanks to our spiritual liege for Thaszar the Invincible!

    Thanks to Matt Ward this is now canon. Give thanks to our spiritual liege for Thaszar the Invincible!

  • IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM, THE ARGUMENT STILL RAGES

    IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM, THE ARGUMENT STILL RAGES

  • Here we see the humble Lolcron, irritably drawing away.

    Here we see the humble Lolcron, irritably drawing away.

  • Lolcron and lolicron - know the difference! Ya, ones a sex doll... Still tap dat ass though!

    Lolcron and lolicron - know the difference! Ya, ones a sex doll... Still tap dat ass though!

  • The funk of 40,000 years.

    The funk of 40,000 years.

  • Lolcron is a lazy bum these days.

    Lolcron is a lazy bum these days.

  • Necron update 2011 in a nutshell.

    Necron update 2011 in a nutshell.

  • The Necron's ace in the hole.

    The Necron's ace in the hole.

  • Damn space commies.

    Damn space commies.

  • Goddamnit.

    Goddamnit.

  • Ah, the early weakling 5th-ed + OP 7th-ed buddies.

    Ah, the early weakling 5th-ed + OP 7th-ed buddies.

  • This is what we call a xeno double-down.

    This is what we call a xeno double-down.

  • Monoliths are known to inspire great songs.

    Monoliths are known to inspire great songs.

  • Flayed Ones are adept at finding ways to maintain a nice figure.

    Flayed Ones are adept at finding ways to maintain a nice figure.

  • Phaeron Imotekh in all his egotistic glory.

    Phaeron Imotekh in all his egotistic glory.

  • [Spooky Scary Necrons, send shivers down your spine]

    [Spooky Scary Necrons, send shivers down your spine]

  • Hmmmm....What is taking Ol'Zandrekh so them long for our Necron flaying party?

    Hmmmm....What is taking Ol'Zandrekh so them long for our Necron flaying party?

  • C'tan-chan will suck your soul out through your urethra and she won't even touch your dick.

    C'tan-chan will suck your soul out through your urethra and she won't even touch your dick.

  • Go, Go, Necron Rangers...

    Go, Go, Necron Rangers...

  • Necrons in the galaxy

    Necrons in the galaxy

  • Necrons in the Segmentum Solar

    Necrons in the Segmentum Solar

  • Necrons in the Segmentum Obscurus

    Necrons in the Segmentum Obscurus

  • Necrons in the Segmentum Tempestus ‎

    Necrons in the Segmentum Tempestus ‎

  • Necrons in the Northern Ultima Segmentum ‎

    Necrons in the Northern Ultima Segmentum ‎

  • Necrons in the Southern Ultima Segmentum ‎

    Necrons in the Southern Ultima Segmentum ‎

  • Necrons in the Segmentum Pacificus

    Necrons in the Segmentum Pacificus

  • Territory of the Sautekh Dynasty

    Territory of the Sautekh Dynasty

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