Nicol Bolas

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"We were gods once, Beleren. Did you know that? The Spark burned so much brighter then. We willed our desires upon the worlds, and the worlds obeyed. And then, the catastrophe on Dominaria and we... We are less, Beleren. Less than we were... And less than we will be!"

"Bolas does not wait for you. You wait for Bolas." - Tezzeret, Agents of Artifice

The Lord of the Blind Eternities. The Forever Serpent. The Eldest Planeswalker. Big Evil. He actually prefers to be called Nicol Bolas because he thinks titles lose all meaning when you have pretty much all of them. He is one of the oldest, most powerful, malevolent, uncaring and destructive beings in the Multiverse. And he's a freaking dragon. He uses a powerful kind of magic that combines black with blue and red. He also possesses an ability that allows him to shatter the minds of any being he touches with but a caress.

He also has a dick growing out of his chin for some reason.

Origins

When Dominaria had only recently been established as the Nexus of the Multiverse, roughly twenty-thousand years before the birth of Urza, a great war shook the plane. It was the war of the Elder Dragons, that saw only five survivors: Nicol Bolas, his brothers Arcades Sabboth and Chromium Rhuell, their sister Palladia-Mors and their cousin Vaevictis Asmadi. Nicol got out as top dog with a triggered Spark. Five thousand years later the plane saw its first Planeswalker Duel, where Bolas defeated a demonic leviathan. The duel reduced the continent of Madara to a third of its size and saw the creation of the Talon Gates: the leviathan's remains that allowed non-Planeswalkers to travel between the planes.

Nicol Bolas in his younger years, before he ascended.

The Dragon Emperor

More than four millennia after the birth of Urza, Nicol Bolas had usurped the Madaran Empire for his own. He did this because Madara was the crossing line of the blue, black and red leylines, which Bolas needed to anchor himself to the Plane so that he would not blow it up with his mere presence. In this way he could rule Madara as its God-Emperor for 400 years. Unfortunately for him, his Imperial Champion Tetsuo Umezawa (descendant of Toshiro Umezawa of Kamigawa fame) had other plans. Because his conscience could not deal with Bolas ravaging the continent, he severed Bolas' link to the leylines while the dragon was at his Meditation Realm and eventually killed the dragon himself.

Rebirth of the Dragon

350 years after his death, Dominaria was plagued by time rifts. Piggybacking his consciousness on the Planeswalker Spark of Venser, he managed to be reborn. He dueled with Teferi, but when he was told about the nature of the rifts he left for the plane of Kamigawa.

When he returned he was challanged by Leshrac, the Walker of the Night. After a titanic battle Bolas imprisoned him in the mask of the Myojin of Night's Reach, the embodiment of black mana on Kamigawa. Bolas then threw the mask into the rift that had appeared over Madara, stopping that what he had set into motion. He then left Dominaria but was caught up with by the Mending, stripping the dragon of most of his powers.

"I've never cared for that expression. It makes me sound so pompous. I despise other people making me sound pompous. I prefer to do it myself."
- Nicol Bolas on Tezzeret's quote at the top of the page.

Return to Power

Robbed of his most powerful abilities, Nicol Bolas set a series of events into motion to return himself to power.

He founded an interplanar consortium, which was unfortunately usurped by Tezzeret. Enlisting Liliana Vess who in turn found an ally in Jace Beleren he tried to get the organisation back, but this plan failed when Jace opted to destroy the Consortium instead.

Bolas attempted to combine the planes of Alara into a single one and absorb its power, which succeeded even after the intervention of Ajani Goldmane who made a copy of Bolas for the dragon to fight and both he and the copy disappeared in a flash of light.

The dragon sent his servant Sarkhan Vol to the plane of Zendikar to unravel the mystery of the Eye of Ugin. He also engineered the appearances of Jace Beleren and his tsundere ladyfriend Chandra Nalaar to activate the Eye and draw the Eldrazi back into the Multiverse. Because his intervention stopped at this point, it is rumored that this was just as planned for the dragon. Ugin suspects that Bolas did this to make a distraction that could not be ignored. As for what Bolas intends to do while those who would probably try to stop him are occupied with dealing with the Eldrazi, Ugin has no idea. We might find out soon though. Amonkhet block is coming up right after the Kaladesh Block ends and Amonkhet is a plane ruled by Bolas.

Tezzeret proved to be useful even after his defeat at the hands of Jace Beleren when Bolas send him to find the creator of Etherium, Crucius the Mad. Tezzeret did, but not in such a way that proved useful for Nicol Bolas. He in fact managed to defeat and trap the dragon with a piece of artifice. Until Bolas visited the dragon on the island that was his prison and revealed he was just a simulacrum. Tezzeret found this out fairly soon when the dragon "recruited" him once again to go to Mirrodin to assess and observe the rise of Phyrexia as his inside man.

Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker.

Cards

Interestingly enough, if you exclude the 5 origin DFC planeswalkers, Nicol Bolas is one of five cards represented both as a creature and as a Planeswalker (the others being Venser, Karn, Xenagos and Narset). As a Planeswalker he costs a whopping 8 mana in three colors, so don't expect to see too many people use him, and starts with five Loyalty counters.

His abilities allow him to destroy a non-creature permanent for +3(!), can give you control of a creature for -2, and for -9 he deals 7 damage to a player who then discards 7 cards and sacrifices 7 permanents. Despite his high cost, when on the table he is MUST to be fucked with, lest he fuck you up.

See Also

BBEG: Interms of a singular bad guy, Nicol Bolas is currently the biggest one in Magic. (Phyrexia is more of an evil civilization and the Eldrazi are a trio of cosmic horrors).

Planeswalkers of Magic: The Gathering
Original Five: Ajani Goldmane - Chandra Nalaar
Garruk Wildspeaker - Jace Beleren - Liliana Vess
Alara: Elspeth Tirel - Nicol Bolas - Sarkhan Vol - Tezzeret
Zendikar: Gideon Jura - Nissa Revane - Sorin Markov
Scars of Mirrodin: Karn - Koth of the Hammer - Venser
Innistrad: Tamiyo - Tibalt - Davriel Cane
Return to Ravnica: Domri Rade - Ral Zarek - Vraska
Theros: Ashiok - Kiora - Xenagos - Calix
Tarkir: Ugin - Narset
Kaladesh: Dovin Baan - Saheeli Rai
Amonkhet: Samut
Other: Dack Fayden - Vivien Reid - Kaya
Commander 2014: Daretti - Freyalise - Nahiri - Ob Nixilis - Teferi
Pre-mending: Bo Levar - Commodore Guff - Jaya Ballard - Urza
Forgotten Realms: Ellywick Tumblestrum - Bahamut - Lolth - Zariel - Mordenkainen
Planeswalker Groups: The Gatewatch