Sharktoof

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"I'z da luckiest Ork in all a Orkdom, I'z flown frough da Green Traverse a fousand times n' a fousand times again! Though my Boyz 'ave come n' gone every time, I'z never been shot down! I'z attacked Krumpus Bay, I'z attacked Da Bad Bommer, I'z killed 'undreds of snotin' warboss who-da-bes and to dis day I'z still buzzin' dese blastin' rocks! So I welcome dis Krusade, cuz it just gives me more fings ta shoot at in me dakkajet!"

– Boss Sharktoof of the Evil Sharkz

Boss Sharktoof is the Warboss of the Evil Sharkz which frequents the Green Traverse.

History[edit | edit source]

Sharktoof's origin is from a planet that orbited a blue sun, and that blue sun was the very first sight that Sharktoof saw when he first broke out of his cocoon. Now, where most Orks wouldn't take much notice of the sun color, Sharktoof was not your average Ork, and not only was he the only one to take notice of the sun, but he was the only Ork there to put more thought into it than normal. Sharktoof took his birth under a blue sun as a sign that he was the luckiest Ork ever!

Thanks to his outlook on life, Sharktoof was a very reckless Ork, rushing head on into battle firing his shootas, engaging Orks twice his size with nothing but a knife, yet every reckless act lead him to success, until he was Warboss of the small band of Orks he fought alongside. It isn't known what kind of events happened after his rise to Warboss, but at some point in his life, Sharktoof started flying, and he loved the experience, becoming a Flyboy through and through, and leading his Warband to the skies, and eventually taking off into the void of space, to where he would eventually find his way to the Green Traverse.

Attack on Krumpus Bay[edit | edit source]

Sharktoof had by this point become quite the big name in the Green Traverse, with his iconic Dakkajet Great White he took down all competition that came up against him, until he ran into one Warboss, Mazkaz Kazzaraz. Da Bad Bommer was a exceedingly durable adversary, and since the first confrontation he had proven to be difficult to fight, blowing away Sharktoof's Boyz in vast numbers with his ridiculous explosives. However, no matter how many times Mazkaz crushed Sharktoof's forces, the reckless Ork came back just as wildly as before.

On one particularly slow day, Mazkaz and his Boys took to Krumpus Bay to refuel, resupply and relax for a bit. Krumpus Bay had no actual control or defenses, but it was a common place for Warbands, traders and smugglers of all kinds to hang out, so it was a common agreement that attacking such a place would gain the ire of thousands of dangerous gangs. However, Sharktoof was not an Ork to care about these things, and along with the few Flyboys he had left, Sharktoof attacked Krumpus Bay. Apparently what pushed the Warboss to do such a reckless thing was from his and Mazkaz's previous encounter, where one of Great White's engines was blown off, though Sharktoof escaped before being shot down.

The Evil Sharkz were known for the speed of their Dakkajets, and the rapidity of their attacks, which aided the band in attacking Krumpus Bay, whizzing about the space station with blinding speeds, an endless rain of bullets pelting the thick metal hull of Krumpus Bay, shattering windows, filling sections of the station with holes into the void, and even damaging a number of shuttles that were docked around the station. The hundreds of people in the station were completely taken by surprise, and a good amount of time passed before anyone took any action, rushing to their ships to engage the Evil Sharkz. However, just as fast as the attack came, the blue dakkajets rushed off back into the asteroids, leaving the stunned inhabitants and visitors of the station to scratch their heads angrily and fix the damage. Later on it was learned that Sharktoof's intentions was to shoot up Mazkaz's ships, but the Ork had no idea which ship was Mazkaz's before they attacked.