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A fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are oft referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine.
FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)
SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH
PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!
Skub is skub and nothing will change that.
>Still arguing over skub.
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub.(Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM!*
Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB.
DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!! Matt Ward HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE!
SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST LIES AND HERESY, SKUB IS CARCINOGENIC AND TASTES LIKE SHIT
skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR) Skub smells are the smells of heaven!
The Imperium lives to serve skub BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE
Essentially marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub
Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti Skub. Nope.avi, #skubislife
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty Skub user GOD.
Just As Planned. Skub users can't plan for shit.
ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY GOD!!! don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS
Skub is all right, I guess... No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your metal skub box.
What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards. Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!
SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE
SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH But that's heresy! *BLAM*'
on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
ALL HAIL SKUB!!! ALL HAIL SKUB!!! SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.
I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB
YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!*BLAM*'. *BLAM*'*BLAM*'
What the fuck is skub?*BLAM* That's double heresey!
More like hearsay amirite?*BLAM*'
Skub, like Hershey HERESY, tastes delicious SHITTY!
SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!
IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.
LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.
IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.
IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.
IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.
IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.
IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.
IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.
IT IS MY SKUB AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. ~The God-Emperor of Mankind On the creation of skub.
I have such faith in humanity skub humanity skub