Slaanesh

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Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.

PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins. Come to that, it's been argued that Slaanesh is the god of sensation, feeling, doing things. Slaaneshi cultists will burn themselves alive if it means they get to feel something new. So, expanding on the previous statement, anything can fall under pleasure, even massive self-mutilation.

WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. ALSO, DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!

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