Sly Marbo
Sly Marbo (A.K.A A Rip-Off of Rambo,The One-Man Army,Chuck Norris Incarnated) is a renowned Catachan Jungle Fighter.He is so famous,so awesome,so fearsome and ridiculously powerful that everybody (And i mean everybody like:The Chaos Gods,The Emperor,the Primarchs,EVERYBODY in all of the Warhammer 40k universe) would cease to exist the moment they face him.
Sly Marbo Facts
(Note:Try to place as many facts as you can)
- Marbo once farted and chuck Norris was almost killed in the explosion.
- Marbo does not sleep, he waits.
- Sly Marbo is the reason the last c'tan is hiding.
- Sly Marbo scares the living shit out of all the Iquisitorial Ordo's put together.
- Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.
- Abbadon stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside.
- They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbo-icus.
- Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents.
- Lightsabres are powered by Marbo's toe nail clippings.
- Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower.
- When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo.
- The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard.
- Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.
- The Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to fool Marbo.
- The Grim Reaper doesn't come for Sly Marbo, Sly Marbo comes for the Grim Reaper.
- Sly Marbo has two speeds. Walk and Exterminatus
- The Emperor quit the crusade because Sly told him too.
- Sly isn't the missing Primarch. He is the Entire Missing Legion!
- Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
- If you have five bucks, and Marbo has five bucks, Marbo has more money than you.
- Sly Marbo really loves kittens and puppies.He thinks they're best served rare.
- Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him.
- When MC Hammer is around, it's Hammertime. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back.
- Sly Marbo can touch MC Hammer.
- Marbo destroyed the periodic table, becasue he only recognizes the element of suprise.
- Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.