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Avatar is a totally fuck awesome movie by James Cameron. It involves a cool jungle moons, a huge amount of weird animals, power-hungry humans mining for a ridiculously named material (Unobtainium, seriously, who came up with that name?!) and a race of hot blue natives known as the Na'vi.

Things that suck

Of course, nothing is ever perfect.There are alot of things wrong with it. Such things include:

• The movie is a total rip-off of Disney's Pochahontas
• Anytime a cool creature shows up, the camera changes to a view of random blue guys
• 2 words: crippled marine!!!!!11l||!!!11!
• The mechs don't have gun arms! (But that's because they are multi-purpose machines, not originally meant for combat. Think of them as fork-trucks. But they could have had it shoulder-mounted. Jeez.)(and they carry big ass guns, and a fucking KNIFE!)
• The blue things breed with their hair. They also use their breeding things with animals. Yes, that means...
• The marines are depicted as ruthless douche-bag mercanaries.
• Unforgivable lack of orbital bombardment or nukes or any semi-intelligent millitary tactics.
• The humans aren't big enough douch-bags. Because we all know Catholic Space Nazis are the bomb.
• Only one marine, a Colonel Miles Quaritch had balls of steel

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And another side note: The blue space elf people didn't really think too hard when they let the humans go in the end of the movie... so in about ten years the humans will return.... with bombs.