Tervigon
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Tau have their Shadow Sun, the imperium have Walking power armored vaginas that shoot flames, the deldar have their countless concubines (see also she who thirsts), and the tyranids have.... Well she ain't pretty but you know she puts out the Tervigon. A Tervigon is very similar to a Tyrannofex, although a Tervigon is arguably more suited to Close Combat, and instead of having a bio-weapon, has spread legs and a Uterus that could rival octo-mom literally filled with as many egg sacs as your opponents have bullets. (Pile it in boys) The Tervigon has the ability to spawn 3D6 Termagants at the start of your shooting phase, these must be placed within 6"inches, (Otherwise they may develop abandonment issues) and may shoot or run the turn they are spawned. The Tervigon however may have undergone plastic surgery and may be lying about it's age, since a roll of doubles will result in the old girls uterus turning into the equivalent of the Sahara desert (a dry and barren wasteland respectively) and she isn't able to produce anymore children for the rest of the game. In 5th edition she would also take a wound, (depression maybe?) however in 6th she is a strong independent woman and is far to busy to be hung up over being infertile. Many "nid" players ask how her ovary's are come to be fertilized and are ready to spew forth meat shields for the hive mind. Some think she is akin to an aphid, being born pregnant, other wilder claims support her in a relationship with the local hive tyrant (or Tybalt as he prefers to be called) others say she is a slut hiring herself out to trygon, Mawloks and when she's desperate Exocrines. The most common claim is that she is also a he. (see Slaanesh)