The God-Emperor of Mankind
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No, not the Doctor Who kind. The Horus Heresy novel 'Vulkan Lives' heavily implies that the Emperor is a Perpetual like John Grammaticus, Vulkan and Oll Persson. So all he simply needs to do is die and wait a couple of hours/days and he'll be reborn again. In theory at least.
- So basically exactly like the Doctor Who kind. This would just mean Emps has another 12 incarnations to go through before he finally kicks.
The Emperor's list of Things to do after Resurrection
Too important to be a sub-section of this article; moved to its own article: Emperor's To-Do List
Gallery
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The Big E upon the Golden Throne (before the decay set in)
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The guiding light in the Imperium of Man shines forever bright
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The Emperor protects man from all.
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"Why IS IT that hot dogs come in packs of 8, and hot dog buns come in packs of 12?"
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Son, I am disappoint.
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Yearbook photo.
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His groove, do not ruin it.
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That is EXACTLY the same look that's on Batman's face when he's about to put the beatdown on someone!
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He makes for one helluva action figure
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The Emperor of all Catkind! Nyuh!
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Just imagine if the Chaos Gods didn't scatter the primarchs through out the galaxy... Wait where's that little scamp Omegon? (just off picture, sneaking up behind Guilliman)
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Death is no excuse to stop bein' pimp.
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Thinking to himself, "I really, REALLY hate Horus!"
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He might be the most powerful psychic vegetable in the universe but the Custodes can't give him a decent hygiene program.
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Not so divine now, is he?
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Roll d6; stays on the field on seven or less
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A real man never dies, even when he's killed.
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Down but not out.
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In all His miniature glory
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The Carrion Lord with his two left arms.
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This painting sold for $900, that lucky ca/tg/url...
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Oh God-emperor, how did this get here? I am not good with computers.
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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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How do you kill what can not die?
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Emperor Rule 63! NO EXCEPTIONS!
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THE EMPEROR IS NOT A WOMAN! AND THIS ONE IS UGLY, TOO!
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Oh, give it a fucking rest...
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Yeah. We get it. The Emperor sits upon the Golden 'Throne'.
We believe in one Lord, the Emperor, the Almighty, ruler of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen. We believe in one Lord, Emperor of Mankind, the only Lord of creation, eternally begotten of Humanity, Human from Human, Light from Light, true Lord from true Lord, begotten, not made, of one Being with Humanity; through him all things were made. For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven, was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and came among us. For our sake he has faced down Chaos; he withstood death and was enthroned. To this day he lives on in accordance with the Scriptures; he resides upon Mother Terra and is seated upon the throne of Humanity. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.
We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Emperor, the giver of life, who proceeds from Humanity and the from Terra, who with Humanity and upon Terra is worshipped and glorified, who has spoken through the prophets. We believe in one holy true and divinely guided Ecclesiarchy. We acknowledge one path for the defense against Chaos. We look for the justice for our dead, and the life of the worlds to come.
++ Ayhmen ++
-- the Creed of the Mankind's Council of Nicene of Holy Terra (actually I'm riffing off the Catholic creed from one of the real historical Councils of Nicene)
See Also
- The Imperium, for the empire he founded.
- Sigmar Unberogen, for his considerably more awesome and far more manly Warhammer Fantasy counterpart.
You will respect the Emperor's authority...*HAMMER BLOW* HERESY!!! - This thread which makes the Emperor even cooler.
