Towergirls

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Tower Girls (or Towergirls) is a "game" meme originating either on /v/ or /tg/.

Essentially, the "player" is a brave knight who rescues princesses/princes/generals who marry him/her. A large (and constantly growing thanks to a template) list is given. Each option has their own Love, Lust, Wealth, and Power stats along with Likes and Dislikes. Each also has one or more Dowry options, most of which increase the appeal of that princess (compatible sexual organs, the ability to reciprocate emotion, the ability to live comfortably in the princess's environment, and so on). Many have an army option, although this comes as both an advantage and a disadvantage at times (for example Ant Princess is very poor but has a very large army but they are loyal to her instead of you, or Fish Princess who's army cannot fight on land).

Players may build a harem, or stick to one or two princesses for maximum benefit.

The game has far-reaching popularity, with boards like /co/ and /vg/ adding related Princesses (like Krogan Princess, or McDuck Princess) to their charts. Tumblr has also developed a Tower Girls community of artists.

Gallery

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  Take your pick, lads.

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  Featuring both changes for "balance," and some beefcake for all you lady knights out there!