Batman

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THIS IS THE PAGE FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES!

Love him, hate him, he is the motherfucking batman. Was looking for a ton of history or how this relates to tabletop gaming?(actually there is a game by Knight Models) WELL SCREW YOU I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING BATMAN! All you need to know is Batman defeats Jesus in hand to hand every Tuesday, eats super hero's like superman for breakfast and its his terrifying presence that keeps Cthulhu from passing over to our plain of existence, so strong is his power to cause fear. He is an unstoppable train of rape and all without any super powers or +5 sword of smiting. If you want to put Batman in your adventure then he must either defeat the whole party in two turns or wipe out thousands of goons while the party takes on those running away from him with brown pants. It is theorized that the only difference between DC and Warhammer 40,00 is that in the latter Batman was born in the apocalypse and didn't mind murdering people. He has even made friends with a uni-kitty. He is the one, the only, the MOTHER FUCKING BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!