Wednesday

The Day

Wednesdays are a boring, retarded, stupid and an uneventful day.

Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays

• No relations
• You can't drink
• Not a lot of promotions for you
• School
• Unexciting shit
• No fun
• Crappy sitcoms (like Icarly)
• Your boss becomes a massive testicle face
• Nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit

Good things

Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen.

• Lots of emos will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves.

In Conclusion

Wednesdays suck.

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