Wednesday
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The Day
Wednesdays are boring, retarded, stupid and uneventful.
Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays
- No relations
- You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia).
- Not a lot of promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly)
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face
- Nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit
Good things
Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen.
- Lots of emos will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves.
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- New comics. That's gotta count for something.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever
- Band night! Beer, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
- Most reviews and internet shows post their stuff on this day
In Conclusion
Wednesdays suck.
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