| Check
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What happens
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| Alchemy
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It exploded in your face. Take ½ subdued damage.
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| Animal Empathy
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The animal attacks you.
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| Appraise
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It is in-between 1Cp and 1,000,000 Gp.
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| Balance
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You trip over your own feet.
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| Barter
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SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION COMRADE
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| Bluff
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You tell them the truth.
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| Climb
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You break the thing you're climbing on and tumble down.
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| Composure
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You begin ranting your darkest secrets
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| Concentration
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Ooh! Shiny!
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| Craft/ Use Magic Device
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It breaks as soon as you touch it.
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| Decipher Script
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The exact translation is “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”.
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| Diplomacy/ Pick Pocket
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You punch them in the face.
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| Disable Device
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You place your finger in a mouse trap.
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| Disguise
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You place an big red arrow pointing at you over your head.
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| Escape Artist
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You become more entangled, escape DC increases by 1d6.
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| Forgery
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It looks like a child using crayons made it.
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| Gather Information
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That tree over there? It's a tree.
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| Handle Animal
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It bites/kicks you.
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| Heal
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You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage.
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| Hide
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You hold up a stick in front of your face.
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| Intimidate
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“You’re a fat big poopy head!”
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| Intuit Direction
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You place you hands over your eyes and spin around.
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| Jump
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You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check.
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| Knowledge
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It may or may not exist.
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| Listen
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You hear crickets.
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| Move Silently
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Thor the god of thunder is trying to enter my building!
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| Open Lock
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You break your tool in the keyhole.
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| Perform
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You lose 1d10 cp.
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| Profession
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You're fired.
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| Read Lips
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Like lip reading a sock puppet.
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| Ride
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You are trampled by your own horse.
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| Scry
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You spy on a brick wall.
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| Search
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You find your other hand.
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| Sense Motive
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They do not have a motive.
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| Spellcraft
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It's magic.
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| Spot
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You spot the inside of your own eyelids.
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| Survival
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You drop down dead
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| Swim
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You sink down like a rock.
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| Tumble
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You fall on your head. Take falling damage +10 ft.
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| Wilderness Lore
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You identify the dirt as being dirt.
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| Initiative
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You do not know you're in combat until you get hit.
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| Melee attacking
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You drop your weapon.
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| Ranged attack
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You fire/throw it in the opposite duration.
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| Fortitude save
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You somehow contract a random STD, roll a d6 on the table.
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| Reflex save
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You zigged when you should have zagged.
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| Will save
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Spell becomes Dominate Person.
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| Bear lore
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It's a man in a bear suit look it's Nicolas Cage!
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