/TG/heim:Dakka's Lads
Intro
Being a company of those orcs who favor the art of long-distance combat, allowing them to assault their enemies from the far side of a mob of goblins.
Stats
Warband Rating: 176
Gold: 85gc
Wyrdstone: 3 shards
Heroes
Da Big Boss, Barka "Dakka" Ironteef
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
Da Big Boss of the Dakka Lads, Barka is known for his obsession with the art of shooting things with his massive crossbow, including enemies, architecture, and (when bored) his own goblins.
Boss, 110 pts
Experience: 32
Gear: Axe, knife, crossbow
Special Rules: Leader, Weapon Expert, Nimble
Advances: Weapon Expert, +1 BS, Nimble
Gitfinda Gurnik
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
The hunter of the Dakka Lads, Gurnik prefers to lie in wait, hiding under the rubble, until something exciting wanders along for him to shoot at. He has yet to master the concept of silence, however, which invariably tips off his prey.
Big 'Un, 65 pts
Experience: 24
Gear: Knife, handgun
Special Rules: Weapon "Expert", "Hunter"
Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, +1W
Shurk da Shoota
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
The self-proclaimed master armorer of the Dakka Lads, Shurk is actually fairly skilled in his chosen trade - by orc standards, anyway. He keeps their various crossbows in functional condition despite the lads' best efforts to the contrary.
Big 'Un, 65 pts
Experience: 26
Gear: Knife, handgun
Special Rules: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble
Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble
"Bang!"
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
A wandering orc shaman who stumbled across the Dakka Ladz known only by his nickname. Bang! delights in conjuring magical bullets and showering his enemies with them from afar.
Shaman, 40 pts
Experience: 10
Gear: Knife
Special Rules: Wizard
Advances: Spell: Zzap!
Henchorcs
Fanty an' Mingo
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
The junior Dakka Lads, Fanty and Mingo are twin orc boyz who had a hobby of shooting down birds with makeshift slingshots before Barka drafted them into his gang.
Boyz, 64 pts each
Experience: 7
Gear: Crossbow, knife
Special Rules: Animosity
Advances: +1S, +1 BS
'Nik's Ladz
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 |
Bork da Wyrdthief, Aki Ax, Timmy
A pack of wandering goblins who fell under Gurnik's command when he ambushed and shot their previous leader. Having finally taken casualties against the bloody Kislevites, they recruited the local goblin ax-murderer. Because that's a good idea. Tragically, they were unable to replace their runtiest member after he fell in battle.
Goblins, 34 pts each
Experience: 7
Gear: Axe
Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts
Advances: +1A, +1S
Shurk's Ladz
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
Carver Urd, Fixer Firk, Lumberer Lund, Woody Raw
This quartet of scrawny, runty goblins serve as Shurk's assistants, scrounging materials for much-needed crossbow repairs. After Renk was killed in battle and Korbo annoyed Shurk one too many times, a pair of passing goblins were hit on the head, treated to lots of booze, and inducted into the Ladz. Further zombie-related casualties led to the press-ganging of Kek, the renowned goblin drunkard. Sadly, a second chief assistant was killed, leading to more PROMOTIONS. A run-in with Chaos clowns led to the death of a third Chief Assistant, after which Shurk retired the post on the grounds that not even goblins were stupid enough to take it. Despite losing their drinking buddy to stinkin' 'umies, the goblins were finally bolstered by the addition of local greenskin woodworkers Raw and Lund.
Goblins, 30 pts each
Experience: 5
Gear: Axe
Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts
Advances: The Lad's Got Talent! / +1I, +1S
Equipment Stash
2 crossbows
Dead Boyz
Renk da Facerenda' (cause of death: halberd to the face)
Chief Assistant Korbo (cause of death: talked back)
Oiler Lan (cause of death: ghouls, plural)
Chief Assistant Mak (cause of death: Kenshiro)
Jek da Girlish (cause of death: swoooooords)
Genre-Blind Ard (cause of death: horrible chaos monster)
Chief Assistant Poz (cause of death: took the wrong job)
Nok the Young (cause of death: headshot)
Drunk Kek (cause of death: ill-considered charge)