Bear Lore

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BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.

What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? BEAR LORE TIME!

Roll a Nature check.

DC15: Cave bears live in caves.

DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.

DC35: Bears are animals.

Goddamnit, 4e.

The bear lore meme started right when the 4th edition core books were released. After paging through them someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posting this on /tg/ and there was much RAGE to be had as people continued to shitstorm about how shitty 4th edition is.