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Golem

2018-10-03T00:30:43Z

2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121: /* Golems in Dungeons and Dragons */

[[File:Golem-of-prague.jpg|300px||thumb|right|Make stupid jokes about big noses and banking at your own peril]]
:''Not to be confused with [[The Lord of the Rings|Gollum]] or the [[Pokémon]] Golem.''

'''Golems''' are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words (or Chem) by rabbis who, through their piety, gain some of God's power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife fucked everyone but him). The word "Golem" has become a catch all term for such things.

They are generally rather like fantasy-equivalents to robots in a surprising number of ways, being artificial entities created for servile purposes, whose level of sapience varies and whose possession of a soul is a topic of frequent debate due to their nonbiological nature, and who either A)mindlessly follow the orders of their masters to the letter rather than the spirit, B)go on a berzerker rampage and rebel against their creators out of spite, or C) both.
(It may be worth noting here that the idea of artificial people is actually very ancient, and that the fear of their rebellion was originally just an extension of the general fear of slave revolts.)

==Golems in Dungeons and Dragons==
In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things out of which you could potentially make them, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster [[Flesh Golem]]s. You could even use clay, if you're the kind of person whose pet tortoises die of boredom, though they do have ''some'' unique abilities. (Chiefly, hasting themselves and having a chance of going berserk.)

They tend to have lots of raw strength and hit points, on top of high damage reduction and magic resistance (or even immunity) as a racial trait. Some of the more-exotic types have magical powers. [[Warforged]] are the closest thing to a PC variant golems possess, and even then they're really a grey are a between golem and straight-up robot.

[[Ravenloft]] adds the added wrinkle of "dread golems"; while they look and act like regular golems, the Dark Powers have used the obsessiveness of their crafters to make them truly sentient, rather than being unthinking automata. Unfortunately, the Dark Powers' "gift" also makes dread golems extremely malicious by nature, and most if not all of them will eventually attempt to murder their creators.

You might think that golems get pretty old, pretty quick, but they come in a massive array of forms, abilities and levels. And we mean '''massive'''; check out this list! And these are only coming from [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] 2nd edition!

* Ash
* Chitin
* Magma
* Obsidian
* Rock
* Salt
* Sand
* Wood
* Brain
* Bone
* Ruby
* Emerald
* Diamond
* Garbage
* [[Flesh Golem|Flesh]]
* Glass
* Stone
* Iron
* Clay
* Lightning
* Maggot
* Magic
* Mist
* Mud
* Amber
* Snow
* Silver
* Tin
* Wax

Oh, and if the generic material-based golems of AD&D aren't enough, it also featured specialized types of golem, too:
* Brass Minotaur: A powerful vengeance implement, consisting of a [[minotaur]] skeleton bathed in brass to create a sculpture that is then animated.
* Burning Man: A crude golem made of burning coal.
* Caryatid Column: A stone golem designed to resemble a statue of a beautiful woman being used as a support column, but which can step out of its column to battle intruders.
* Carrionette: A relative to the Doll Golem native to the [[Ravenloft]] domain of Odiare, made from a marionette. Capable of stealing a person's body by stabbing them with a magic needle, leaving the victim's mind trapped in the marionette.
* Doll Golem: A golem consisting of an animated doll.
* Drolem: A [[Flesh Golem]] built to resemble a dragon.
* Figurine Golem: A malicious miniature golem that disguises itself as a [[Figurine of Wondrous Power]], native to [[Ravenloft]]. There are many different varieties, made from various different materials; ceramic, crystal, diamond, ivory, obsidian (jagged or smoothed, each is its own variant), and porcelain.
* Furnace Golem: A variant iron golem that is created to serve as a secondary [[spelljammer]] helm.
* Gargoyle Golem: A stone golem designed to replicate a [[gargoyle]]. Also has an '''Iron''' Gargoyle Golem variant.
* Juggernaut: A giant stone golem that runs about on stone rollers, crushing anything in its way.
* Mechanical Golem: A mass of vicious machinery given clumsy life as a vicious golem, native to [[Ravenloft]].
* Metagolem: A <s>straight-up freaking robot</s> sapient golem made of metal with intricate mechanical innards.
* Naàruk: A golem in the form of a winged bull composed of bronze, created by the [[enduk]] of [[Mystara]] as a magical flying troop transport.
* Necrophidius: A bone golem mockery of a [[naga]], comprised of a fanged humanoid skull atop the skeleton of a giant snake. So-called because "Bone snake" would've never made it past the editors.
* Radiant Golem: A rare and powerful golem that sheds a magical death aura, implied to be made out of radioactive material.
* Scarecrow: An animated scarecrow; what did you think it was?
* Shaboath: A golem constructed from magically animated water by [[aboleth]]s.
* Spiderstone: A [[drow]]-crafted golem consisting of obsidian magically worked into a four-armed drow.
* Stone Guardian: A giant stone golem used as a temple guardian.
* Zombie Golem: A [[Flesh Golem]] made from rotting, dead bodies infused with necromancy.

[[File:Wood Colossus.jpg|300px||thumb|right|My mansion turns into a 60ft tall monster I can control from the inside. Don't talk to me about pimp.]]

==Pathfinder==
[[Pathfinder]] follows in the tradition of D&D with a stupidly huge array of golems made from different materials and types. It even introduced the idea of Colossi, incredibly huge and powerful golems made only by the true masters of magic.

The current list of Pathfinder golems stands at:
* Adamantine
* Alchemical
* Behemoth
* Blood
* Bone
* Brass
* Cannon
* Carrion
* Caryatid
* Clay
* Clockwork
* Coral
* Crystal
* Flagstone
* Flesh
* Fossil
* Furnace
* Gelatinous
* Glass
* Gold
* Ice
* Iron (with Iron Archer and Iron Maiden variants)
* Junk
* Lead
* Magnesium
* Marrowstone
* Mask
* Mithral
* Mummy
* Noqual
* Obsidian
* Ooze
* Quantium
* Quintessence
* Robot
* Rope
* Stone (with Stone Guardian variant)
* Tallow
* Viridum
* Wax
* Witch-Doll
* Wood

==Monstergirls==
{{Monstergirls}}
Golems enjoy some popularity as [[monstergirls]]. Because of their hard bodies they are lacking in the physical department: no hugging, no kissing and no sex. Handjobs are technically an option, but given the often hard and cold materials golem girls are made of they tend to be uncomfortable at best. Despite (or because of) this they often desperately want to feel and touch their lovers, with romantic streaks being common. On the other hand, somewhat cold and aloof personalities also appear amongst them. Actually permanently turning a golem girl into something fleshy is out of the question, because that would defeat the entire point of a golem girl. But the science/magic that made them also proves the answer. By linking something like a fleshlight into her body the girl can feel and have sex, even if it is somewhat uncomfortable. Aside from the shenanigans that come from a golem girl being quite heavy for her size (being made out of stone or metal and all), there is one tragic element to them. Because of their nature a golem can live forever if they're not destroyed. As such they're very likely to greatly outlive their lovers, which sometimes has them stand over their lovers' graves unmoving for a long time to come.

Because of the close relationship between the Golem and other "Construct type" monsters, such as [[Animated Object]]s and [[Tsukumogami]], monstergirls based on other forms of construct are often considered golem-girls as well.

Needless to say, golems appear in the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]. Aside from the stone-based, rune-powered "common" Golem, there's also the more mechanical Automaton, the [[slime]]-like Lava Golem, the [[Gargoyle]] and the [[Skeleton]], a [[necromancer]]'s equivalent to a golem. The setting's equivalent of the Construct Type is the "Magic Materials" type, which makes the Golem relative to the Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Living Doll, Gargoyle and the Tsukumogami mamono.

<center>
<gallery>
File:MGE Golem.jpg|A Golem
File:MGE Lava Golem.jpeg|A Lava Golem
File:MGE Automaton.jpg|An Automaton
File:MGE Cursed Sword.jpg
File:MGE Gargoyle.jpg
File:MGE Living Armor.jpg
File:MGE Living Doll.jpg
File:MGE Chochin-Obake.jpg
File:MGE Ittan-Momen.jpg
File:MGE Karakasa-obake.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Neutronium golem]]

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Pathfinder]][[Category:Monsters]]

Golem

2018-10-03T00:26:21Z

2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121: /* Golems in Dungeons and Dragons */

[[File:Golem-of-prague.jpg|300px||thumb|right|Make stupid jokes about big noses and banking at your own peril]]
:''Not to be confused with [[The Lord of the Rings|Gollum]] or the [[Pokémon]] Golem.''

'''Golems''' are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words (or Chem) by rabbis who, through their piety, gain some of God's power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife fucked everyone but him). The word "Golem" has become a catch all term for such things.

They are generally rather like fantasy-equivalents to robots in a surprising number of ways, being artificial entities created for servile purposes, whose level of sapience varies and whose possession of a soul is a topic of frequent debate due to their nonbiological nature, and who either A)mindlessly follow the orders of their masters to the letter rather than the spirit, B)go on a berzerker rampage and rebel against their creators out of spite, or C) both.
(It may be worth noting here that the idea of artificial people is actually very ancient, and that the fear of their rebellion was originally just an extension of the general fear of slave revolts.)

==Golems in Dungeons and Dragons==
In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things out of which you could potentially make them, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster [[Flesh Golem]]s. You could even use clay, if you're the kind of person whose pet tortoises die of boredom, though they do have ''some'' unique abilities. (Chiefly, hasting themselves and having a chance of going berserk.)

They tend to have lots of raw strength and hit points, on top of high damage reduction and magic resistance (or even immunity) as a racial trait. Some of the more-exotic types have magical powers. [[Warforged]] are the closest thing to a PC variant golems possess, and even then they're really a grey are a between golem and straight-up robot.

[[Ravenloft]] adds the added wrinkle of "dread golems"; while they look and act like regular golems, the Dark Powers have used the obsessiveness of their crafters to make them truly sentient, rather than being unthinking automata. Unfortunately, the Dark Powers' "gift" also makes dread golems extremely malicious by nature, and most if not all of them will eventually attempt to murder their creators.

You might think that golems get pretty old, pretty quick, but they come in a massive array of forms, abilities and levels. And we mean '''massive'''; check out this list! And these are only coming from [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] 2nd edition!

* Ash
* Chitin
* Magma
* Obsidian
* Rock
* Salt
* Sand
* Wood
* Brain
* Bone
* Ruby
* Emerald
* Diamond
* Garbage
* [[Flesh Golem|Flesh]]
* Glass
* Stone
* Iron
* Clay
* Lightning
* Maggot
* Magic
* Mist
* Mud
* Amber
* Snow
* Silver
* Tin
* Wax

Oh, and if the generic material-based golems of AD&D aren't enough, it also featured specialized types of golem, too:
* Brass Minotaur: A powerful vengeance implement, consisting of a [[minotaur]] skeleton bathed in brass to create a sculpture that is then animated.
* Burning Man: A crude golem made of burning coal.
* Caryatid Column: A stone golem designed to resemble a statue of a beautiful woman being used as a support column, but which can step out of its column to battle intruders.
* Carrionette: A relative to the Doll Golem native to the [[Ravenloft]] domain of Odiare, made from a marionette. Capable of stealing a person's body by stabbing them with a magic needle, leaving the victim's mind trapped in the marionette.
* Doll Golem: A golem consisting of an animated doll.
* Drolem: A [[Flesh Golem]] built to resemble a dragon.
* Figurine Golem: A malicious miniature golem that disguises itself as a [[Figurine of Wondrous Power]], native to [[Ravenloft]]. There are many different varieties, made from various different materials; ceramic, crystal, diamond, ivory, obsidian (jagged or smoothed, each is its own variant), and porcelain.
* Furnace Golem: A variant iron golem that is created to serve as a secondary [[spelljammer]] helm.
* Gargoyle Golem: A stone golem designed to replicate a [[gargoyle]]. Also has an '''Iron''' Gargoyle Golem variant.
* Juggernaut: A giant stone golem that runs about on stone rollers, crushing anything in its way.
* Mechanical Golem: A mass of vicious machinery given clumsy life as a vicious golem, native to [[Ravenloft]].
* Metagolem: A sapient golem made of metal with intricate mechanical innards.
* Naàruk: A golem in the form of a winged bull composed of bronze, created by the [[enduk]] of [[Mystara]] as a magical flying troop transport.
* Necrophidius: A bone golem mockery of a [[naga]], comprised of a fanged humanoid skull atop the skeleton of a giant snake. So-called because "Bone snake" would've never made it past the editors.
* Radiant Golem: A rare and powerful golem that sheds a magical death aura, implied to be made out of radioactive material.
* Scarecrow: An animated scarecrow; what did you think it was?
* Shaboath: A golem constructed from magically animated water by [[aboleth]]s.
* Spiderstone: A [[drow]]-crafted golem consisting of obsidian magically worked into a four-armed drow.
* Stone Guardian: A giant stone golem used as a temple guardian.
* Zombie Golem: A [[Flesh Golem]] made from rotting, dead bodies infused with necromancy.

[[File:Wood Colossus.jpg|300px||thumb|right|My mansion turns into a 60ft tall monster I can control from the inside. Don't talk to me about pimp.]]

==Pathfinder==
[[Pathfinder]] follows in the tradition of D&D with a stupidly huge array of golems made from different materials and types. It even introduced the idea of Colossi, incredibly huge and powerful golems made only by the true masters of magic.

The current list of Pathfinder golems stands at:
* Adamantine
* Alchemical
* Behemoth
* Blood
* Bone
* Brass
* Cannon
* Carrion
* Caryatid
* Clay
* Clockwork
* Coral
* Crystal
* Flagstone
* Flesh
* Fossil
* Furnace
* Gelatinous
* Glass
* Gold
* Ice
* Iron (with Iron Archer and Iron Maiden variants)
* Junk
* Lead
* Magnesium
* Marrowstone
* Mask
* Mithral
* Mummy
* Noqual
* Obsidian
* Ooze
* Quantium
* Quintessence
* Robot
* Rope
* Stone (with Stone Guardian variant)
* Tallow
* Viridum
* Wax
* Witch-Doll
* Wood

==Monstergirls==
{{Monstergirls}}
Golems enjoy some popularity as [[monstergirls]]. Because of their hard bodies they are lacking in the physical department: no hugging, no kissing and no sex. Handjobs are technically an option, but given the often hard and cold materials golem girls are made of they tend to be uncomfortable at best. Despite (or because of) this they often desperately want to feel and touch their lovers, with romantic streaks being common. On the other hand, somewhat cold and aloof personalities also appear amongst them. Actually permanently turning a golem girl into something fleshy is out of the question, because that would defeat the entire point of a golem girl. But the science/magic that made them also proves the answer. By linking something like a fleshlight into her body the girl can feel and have sex, even if it is somewhat uncomfortable. Aside from the shenanigans that come from a golem girl being quite heavy for her size (being made out of stone or metal and all), there is one tragic element to them. Because of their nature a golem can live forever if they're not destroyed. As such they're very likely to greatly outlive their lovers, which sometimes has them stand over their lovers' graves unmoving for a long time to come.

Because of the close relationship between the Golem and other "Construct type" monsters, such as [[Animated Object]]s and [[Tsukumogami]], monstergirls based on other forms of construct are often considered golem-girls as well.

Needless to say, golems appear in the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]. Aside from the stone-based, rune-powered "common" Golem, there's also the more mechanical Automaton, the [[slime]]-like Lava Golem, the [[Gargoyle]] and the [[Skeleton]], a [[necromancer]]'s equivalent to a golem. The setting's equivalent of the Construct Type is the "Magic Materials" type, which makes the Golem relative to the Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Living Doll, Gargoyle and the Tsukumogami mamono.

<center>
<gallery>
File:MGE Golem.jpg|A Golem
File:MGE Lava Golem.jpeg|A Lava Golem
File:MGE Automaton.jpg|An Automaton
File:MGE Cursed Sword.jpg
File:MGE Gargoyle.jpg
File:MGE Living Armor.jpg
File:MGE Living Doll.jpg
File:MGE Chochin-Obake.jpg
File:MGE Ittan-Momen.jpg
File:MGE Karakasa-obake.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Neutronium golem]]

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Pathfinder]][[Category:Monsters]]

Golem

2018-10-03T00:25:20Z

2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121:

[[File:Golem-of-prague.jpg|300px||thumb|right|Make stupid jokes about big noses and banking at your own peril]]
:''Not to be confused with [[The Lord of the Rings|Gollum]] or the [[Pokémon]] Golem.''

'''Golems''' are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words (or Chem) by rabbis who, through their piety, gain some of God's power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife fucked everyone but him). The word "Golem" has become a catch all term for such things.

They are generally rather like fantasy-equivalents to robots in a surprising number of ways, being artificial entities created for servile purposes, whose level of sapience varies and whose possession of a soul is a topic of frequent debate due to their nonbiological nature, and who either A)mindlessly follow the orders of their masters to the letter rather than the spirit, B)go on a berzerker rampage and rebel against their creators out of spite, or C) both.
(It may be worth noting here that the idea of artificial people is actually very ancient, and that the fear of their rebellion was originally just an extension of the general fear of slave revolts.)

==Golems in Dungeons and Dragons==
In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things out of which you could potentially make them, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster [[Flesh Golem]]s. You could even use clay, if you're the kind of person whose pet tortoises die of boredom, though they do have ''some'' unique abilities. (Chiefly, hasting themselves and having a chance of going berserk.)

They tend to have lots of raw strength and hit points, on top of high damage reduction and magic resistance (or even immunity) as a racial trait. Some of the more-exotic types have magical powers. [[Warforged]] are the closest thing to a PC variant golems possess.

[[Ravenloft]] adds the added wrinkle of "dread golems"; while they look and act like regular golems, the Dark Powers have used the obsessiveness of their crafters to make them truly sentient, rather than being unthinking automata. Unfortunately, the Dark Powers' "gift" also makes dread golems extremely malicious by nature, and most if not all of them will eventually attempt to murder their creators.

You might think that golems get pretty old, pretty quick, but they come in a massive array of forms, abilities and levels. And we mean '''massive'''; check out this list! And these are only coming from [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] 2nd edition!

* Ash
* Chitin
* Magma
* Obsidian
* Rock
* Salt
* Sand
* Wood
* Brain
* Bone
* Ruby
* Emerald
* Diamond
* Garbage
* [[Flesh Golem|Flesh]]
* Glass
* Stone
* Iron
* Clay
* Lightning
* Maggot
* Magic
* Mist
* Mud
* Amber
* Snow
* Silver
* Tin
* Wax

Oh, and if the generic material-based golems of AD&D aren't enough, it also featured specialized types of golem, too:
* Brass Minotaur: A powerful vengeance implement, consisting of a [[minotaur]] skeleton bathed in brass to create a sculpture that is then animated.
* Burning Man: A crude golem made of burning coal.
* Caryatid Column: A stone golem designed to resemble a statue of a beautiful woman being used as a support column, but which can step out of its column to battle intruders.
* Carrionette: A relative to the Doll Golem native to the [[Ravenloft]] domain of Odiare, made from a marionette. Capable of stealing a person's body by stabbing them with a magic needle, leaving the victim's mind trapped in the marionette.
* Doll Golem: A golem consisting of an animated doll.
* Drolem: A [[Flesh Golem]] built to resemble a dragon.
* Figurine Golem: A malicious miniature golem that disguises itself as a [[Figurine of Wondrous Power]], native to [[Ravenloft]]. There are many different varieties, made from various different materials; ceramic, crystal, diamond, ivory, obsidian (jagged or smoothed, each is its own variant), and porcelain.
* Furnace Golem: A variant iron golem that is created to serve as a secondary [[spelljammer]] helm.
* Gargoyle Golem: A stone golem designed to replicate a [[gargoyle]]. Also has an '''Iron''' Gargoyle Golem variant.
* Juggernaut: A giant stone golem that runs about on stone rollers, crushing anything in its way.
* Mechanical Golem: A mass of vicious machinery given clumsy life as a vicious golem, native to [[Ravenloft]].
* Metagolem: A sapient golem made of metal with intricate mechanical innards.
* Naàruk: A golem in the form of a winged bull composed of bronze, created by the [[enduk]] of [[Mystara]] as a magical flying troop transport.
* Necrophidius: A bone golem mockery of a [[naga]], comprised of a fanged humanoid skull atop the skeleton of a giant snake. So-called because "Bone snake" would've never made it past the editors.
* Radiant Golem: A rare and powerful golem that sheds a magical death aura, implied to be made out of radioactive material.
* Scarecrow: An animated scarecrow; what did you think it was?
* Shaboath: A golem constructed from magically animated water by [[aboleth]]s.
* Spiderstone: A [[drow]]-crafted golem consisting of obsidian magically worked into a four-armed drow.
* Stone Guardian: A giant stone golem used as a temple guardian.
* Zombie Golem: A [[Flesh Golem]] made from rotting, dead bodies infused with necromancy.

[[File:Wood Colossus.jpg|300px||thumb|right|My mansion turns into a 60ft tall monster I can control from the inside. Don't talk to me about pimp.]]

==Pathfinder==
[[Pathfinder]] follows in the tradition of D&D with a stupidly huge array of golems made from different materials and types. It even introduced the idea of Colossi, incredibly huge and powerful golems made only by the true masters of magic.

The current list of Pathfinder golems stands at:
* Adamantine
* Alchemical
* Behemoth
* Blood
* Bone
* Brass
* Cannon
* Carrion
* Caryatid
* Clay
* Clockwork
* Coral
* Crystal
* Flagstone
* Flesh
* Fossil
* Furnace
* Gelatinous
* Glass
* Gold
* Ice
* Iron (with Iron Archer and Iron Maiden variants)
* Junk
* Lead
* Magnesium
* Marrowstone
* Mask
* Mithral
* Mummy
* Noqual
* Obsidian
* Ooze
* Quantium
* Quintessence
* Robot
* Rope
* Stone (with Stone Guardian variant)
* Tallow
* Viridum
* Wax
* Witch-Doll
* Wood

==Monstergirls==
{{Monstergirls}}
Golems enjoy some popularity as [[monstergirls]]. Because of their hard bodies they are lacking in the physical department: no hugging, no kissing and no sex. Handjobs are technically an option, but given the often hard and cold materials golem girls are made of they tend to be uncomfortable at best. Despite (or because of) this they often desperately want to feel and touch their lovers, with romantic streaks being common. On the other hand, somewhat cold and aloof personalities also appear amongst them. Actually permanently turning a golem girl into something fleshy is out of the question, because that would defeat the entire point of a golem girl. But the science/magic that made them also proves the answer. By linking something like a fleshlight into her body the girl can feel and have sex, even if it is somewhat uncomfortable. Aside from the shenanigans that come from a golem girl being quite heavy for her size (being made out of stone or metal and all), there is one tragic element to them. Because of their nature a golem can live forever if they're not destroyed. As such they're very likely to greatly outlive their lovers, which sometimes has them stand over their lovers' graves unmoving for a long time to come.

Because of the close relationship between the Golem and other "Construct type" monsters, such as [[Animated Object]]s and [[Tsukumogami]], monstergirls based on other forms of construct are often considered golem-girls as well.

Needless to say, golems appear in the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]. Aside from the stone-based, rune-powered "common" Golem, there's also the more mechanical Automaton, the [[slime]]-like Lava Golem, the [[Gargoyle]] and the [[Skeleton]], a [[necromancer]]'s equivalent to a golem. The setting's equivalent of the Construct Type is the "Magic Materials" type, which makes the Golem relative to the Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Living Doll, Gargoyle and the Tsukumogami mamono.

<center>
<gallery>
File:MGE Golem.jpg|A Golem
File:MGE Lava Golem.jpeg|A Lava Golem
File:MGE Automaton.jpg|An Automaton
File:MGE Cursed Sword.jpg
File:MGE Gargoyle.jpg
File:MGE Living Armor.jpg
File:MGE Living Doll.jpg
File:MGE Chochin-Obake.jpg
File:MGE Ittan-Momen.jpg
File:MGE Karakasa-obake.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Neutronium golem]]

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Pathfinder]][[Category:Monsters]]

Golem

2018-10-03T00:22:22Z

2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121: /* Golems in Dungeons and Dragons */

[[File:Golem-of-prague.jpg|300px||thumb|right|Make stupid jokes about big noses and banking at your own peril]]
:''Not to be confused with [[The Lord of the Rings|Gollum]] or the [[Pokémon]] Golem.''

'''Golems''' are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words (or Chem) by rabbis who, through their piety, gain some of God's power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife fucked everyone but him). The word "Golem" has become a catch all term for such things.

==Golems in Dungeons and Dragons==
In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things out of which you could potentially make them, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster [[Flesh Golem]]s. You could even use clay, if you're the kind of person whose pet tortoises die of boredom, though they do have ''some'' unique abilities. (Chiefly, hasting themselves and having a chance of going berserk.)

They tend to have lots of raw strength and hit points, on top of high damage reduction and magic resistance (or even immunity) as a racial trait. Some of the more-exotic types have magical powers. [[Warforged]] are the closest thing to a PC variant golems possess.

[[Ravenloft]] adds the added wrinkle of "dread golems"; while they look and act like regular golems, the Dark Powers have used the obsessiveness of their crafters to make them truly sentient, rather than being unthinking automata. Unfortunately, the Dark Powers' "gift" also makes dread golems extremely malicious by nature, and most if not all of them will eventually attempt to murder their creators.

You might think that golems get pretty old, pretty quick, but they come in a massive array of forms, abilities and levels. And we mean '''massive'''; check out this list! And these are only coming from [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] 2nd edition!

* Ash
* Chitin
* Magma
* Obsidian
* Rock
* Salt
* Sand
* Wood
* Brain
* Bone
* Ruby
* Emerald
* Diamond
* Garbage
* [[Flesh Golem|Flesh]]
* Glass
* Stone
* Iron
* Clay
* Lightning
* Maggot
* Magic
* Mist
* Mud
* Amber
* Snow
* Silver
* Tin
* Wax

Oh, and if the generic material-based golems of AD&D aren't enough, it also featured specialized types of golem, too:
* Brass Minotaur: A powerful vengeance implement, consisting of a [[minotaur]] skeleton bathed in brass to create a sculpture that is then animated.
* Burning Man: A crude golem made of burning coal.
* Caryatid Column: A stone golem designed to resemble a statue of a beautiful woman being used as a support column, but which can step out of its column to battle intruders.
* Carrionette: A relative to the Doll Golem native to the [[Ravenloft]] domain of Odiare, made from a marionette. Capable of stealing a person's body by stabbing them with a magic needle, leaving the victim's mind trapped in the marionette.
* Doll Golem: A golem consisting of an animated doll.
* Drolem: A [[Flesh Golem]] built to resemble a dragon.
* Figurine Golem: A malicious miniature golem that disguises itself as a [[Figurine of Wondrous Power]], native to [[Ravenloft]]. There are many different varieties, made from various different materials; ceramic, crystal, diamond, ivory, obsidian (jagged or smoothed, each is its own variant), and porcelain.
* Furnace Golem: A variant iron golem that is created to serve as a secondary [[spelljammer]] helm.
* Gargoyle Golem: A stone golem designed to replicate a [[gargoyle]]. Also has an '''Iron''' Gargoyle Golem variant.
* Juggernaut: A giant stone golem that runs about on stone rollers, crushing anything in its way.
* Mechanical Golem: A mass of vicious machinery given clumsy life as a vicious golem, native to [[Ravenloft]].
* Metagolem: A sapient golem made of metal with intricate mechanical innards.
* Naàruk: A golem in the form of a winged bull composed of bronze, created by the [[enduk]] of [[Mystara]] as a magical flying troop transport.
* Necrophidius: A bone golem mockery of a [[naga]], comprised of a fanged humanoid skull atop the skeleton of a giant snake. So-called because "Bone snake" would've never made it past the editors.
* Radiant Golem: A rare and powerful golem that sheds a magical death aura, implied to be made out of radioactive material.
* Scarecrow: An animated scarecrow; what did you think it was?
* Shaboath: A golem constructed from magically animated water by [[aboleth]]s.
* Spiderstone: A [[drow]]-crafted golem consisting of obsidian magically worked into a four-armed drow.
* Stone Guardian: A giant stone golem used as a temple guardian.
* Zombie Golem: A [[Flesh Golem]] made from rotting, dead bodies infused with necromancy.

[[File:Wood Colossus.jpg|300px||thumb|right|My mansion turns into a 60ft tall monster I can control from the inside. Don't talk to me about pimp.]]

==Pathfinder==
[[Pathfinder]] follows in the tradition of D&D with a stupidly huge array of golems made from different materials and types. It even introduced the idea of Colossi, incredibly huge and powerful golems made only by the true masters of magic.

The current list of Pathfinder golems stands at:
* Adamantine
* Alchemical
* Behemoth
* Blood
* Bone
* Brass
* Cannon
* Carrion
* Caryatid
* Clay
* Clockwork
* Coral
* Crystal
* Flagstone
* Flesh
* Fossil
* Furnace
* Gelatinous
* Glass
* Gold
* Ice
* Iron (with Iron Archer and Iron Maiden variants)
* Junk
* Lead
* Magnesium
* Marrowstone
* Mask
* Mithral
* Mummy
* Noqual
* Obsidian
* Ooze
* Quantium
* Quintessence
* Robot
* Rope
* Stone (with Stone Guardian variant)
* Tallow
* Viridum
* Wax
* Witch-Doll
* Wood

==Monstergirls==
{{Monstergirls}}
Golems enjoy some popularity as [[monstergirls]]. Because of their hard bodies they are lacking in the physical department: no hugging, no kissing and no sex. Handjobs are technically an option, but given the often hard and cold materials golem girls are made of they tend to be uncomfortable at best. Despite (or because of) this they often desperately want to feel and touch their lovers, with romantic streaks being common. On the other hand, somewhat cold and aloof personalities also appear amongst them. Actually permanently turning a golem girl into something fleshy is out of the question, because that would defeat the entire point of a golem girl. But the science/magic that made them also proves the answer. By linking something like a fleshlight into her body the girl can feel and have sex, even if it is somewhat uncomfortable. Aside from the shenanigans that come from a golem girl being quite heavy for her size (being made out of stone or metal and all), there is one tragic element to them. Because of their nature a golem can live forever if they're not destroyed. As such they're very likely to greatly outlive their lovers, which sometimes has them stand over their lovers' graves unmoving for a long time to come.

Because of the close relationship between the Golem and other "Construct type" monsters, such as [[Animated Object]]s and [[Tsukumogami]], monstergirls based on other forms of construct are often considered golem-girls as well.

Needless to say, golems appear in the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]. Aside from the stone-based, rune-powered "common" Golem, there's also the more mechanical Automaton, the [[slime]]-like Lava Golem, the [[Gargoyle]] and the [[Skeleton]], a [[necromancer]]'s equivalent to a golem. The setting's equivalent of the Construct Type is the "Magic Materials" type, which makes the Golem relative to the Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Living Doll, Gargoyle and the Tsukumogami mamono.

<center>
<gallery>
File:MGE Golem.jpg|A Golem
File:MGE Lava Golem.jpeg|A Lava Golem
File:MGE Automaton.jpg|An Automaton
File:MGE Cursed Sword.jpg
File:MGE Gargoyle.jpg
File:MGE Living Armor.jpg
File:MGE Living Doll.jpg
File:MGE Chochin-Obake.jpg
File:MGE Ittan-Momen.jpg
File:MGE Karakasa-obake.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Neutronium golem]]

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Pathfinder]][[Category:Monsters]]

Golem

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[[File:Golem-of-prague.jpg|300px||thumb|right|Make stupid jokes about big noses and banking at your own peril]]
:''Not to be confused with [[The Lord of the Rings|Gollum]] or the [[Pokémon]] Golem.''

'''Golems''' are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words (or Chem) by rabbis who, through their piety, gain some of God's power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife fucked everyone but him). The word "Golem" has become a catch all term for such things.

==Golems in Dungeons and Dragons==
In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things out of which you could potentially make them, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster [[Flesh Golem]]s. You could even use clay, if you're the kind of person whose pet tortoises die of boredom, though they do have ''some'' unique abilities. (Chiefly, hasting themselves and having a chance of going berserk.)

They are generally rather like fantasy-equivalents to robots in a surprising number of ways, being artificial entities created for servile purposes, whose level of sapience varies and whose possession of a soul is a topic of frequent debate due to their nonbiological nature, and who either A)mindlessly follow the orders of their masters to the letter rather than the spirit, B)go on a berzerker rampage and rebel against their creators out of spite, or C) both.

They tend to have lots of raw strength and hit points, on top of high damage reduction and magic resistance (or even immunity) as a racial trait. Some of the more-exotic types have magical powers. [[Warforged]] are the closest thing to a PC variant golems possess.

[[Ravenloft]] adds the added wrinkle of "dread golems"; while they look and act like regular golems, the Dark Powers have used the obsessiveness of their crafters to make them truly sentient, rather than being unthinking automata. Unfortunately, the Dark Powers' "gift" also makes dread golems extremely malicious by nature, and most if not all of them will eventually attempt to murder their creators.

You might think that golems get pretty old, pretty quick, but they come in a massive array of forms, abilities and levels. And we mean '''massive'''; check out this list! And these are only coming from [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] 2nd edition!

* Ash
* Chitin
* Magma
* Obsidian
* Rock
* Salt
* Sand
* Wood
* Brain
* Bone
* Ruby
* Emerald
* Diamond
* Garbage
* [[Flesh Golem|Flesh]]
* Glass
* Stone
* Iron
* Clay
* Lightning
* Maggot
* Magic
* Mist
* Mud
* Amber
* Snow
* Silver
* Tin
* Wax

Oh, and if the generic material-based golems of AD&D aren't enough, it also featured specialized types of golem, too:
* Brass Minotaur: A powerful vengeance implement, consisting of a [[minotaur]] skeleton bathed in brass to create a sculpture that is then animated.
* Burning Man: A crude golem made of burning coal.
* Caryatid Column: A stone golem designed to resemble a statue of a beautiful woman being used as a support column, but which can step out of its column to battle intruders.
* Carrionette: A relative to the Doll Golem native to the [[Ravenloft]] domain of Odiare, made from a marionette. Capable of stealing a person's body by stabbing them with a magic needle, leaving the victim's mind trapped in the marionette.
* Doll Golem: A golem consisting of an animated doll.
* Drolem: A [[Flesh Golem]] built to resemble a dragon.
* Figurine Golem: A malicious miniature golem that disguises itself as a [[Figurine of Wondrous Power]], native to [[Ravenloft]]. There are many different varieties, made from various different materials; ceramic, crystal, diamond, ivory, obsidian (jagged or smoothed, each is its own variant), and porcelain.
* Furnace Golem: A variant iron golem that is created to serve as a secondary [[spelljammer]] helm.
* Gargoyle Golem: A stone golem designed to replicate a [[gargoyle]]. Also has an '''Iron''' Gargoyle Golem variant.
* Juggernaut: A giant stone golem that runs about on stone rollers, crushing anything in its way.
* Mechanical Golem: A mass of vicious machinery given clumsy life as a vicious golem, native to [[Ravenloft]].
* Metagolem: A sapient golem made of metal with intricate mechanical innards.
* Naàruk: A golem in the form of a winged bull composed of bronze, created by the [[enduk]] of [[Mystara]] as a magical flying troop transport.
* Necrophidius: A bone golem mockery of a [[naga]], comprised of a fanged humanoid skull atop the skeleton of a giant snake. So-called because "Bone snake" would've never made it past the editors.
* Radiant Golem: A rare and powerful golem that sheds a magical death aura, implied to be made out of radioactive material.
* Scarecrow: An animated scarecrow; what did you think it was?
* Shaboath: A golem constructed from magically animated water by [[aboleth]]s.
* Spiderstone: A [[drow]]-crafted golem consisting of obsidian magically worked into a four-armed drow.
* Stone Guardian: A giant stone golem used as a temple guardian.
* Zombie Golem: A [[Flesh Golem]] made from rotting, dead bodies infused with necromancy.

[[File:Wood Colossus.jpg|300px||thumb|right|My mansion turns into a 60ft tall monster I can control from the inside. Don't talk to me about pimp.]]

==Pathfinder==
[[Pathfinder]] follows in the tradition of D&D with a stupidly huge array of golems made from different materials and types. It even introduced the idea of Colossi, incredibly huge and powerful golems made only by the true masters of magic.

The current list of Pathfinder golems stands at:
* Adamantine
* Alchemical
* Behemoth
* Blood
* Bone
* Brass
* Cannon
* Carrion
* Caryatid
* Clay
* Clockwork
* Coral
* Crystal
* Flagstone
* Flesh
* Fossil
* Furnace
* Gelatinous
* Glass
* Gold
* Ice
* Iron (with Iron Archer and Iron Maiden variants)
* Junk
* Lead
* Magnesium
* Marrowstone
* Mask
* Mithral
* Mummy
* Noqual
* Obsidian
* Ooze
* Quantium
* Quintessence
* Robot
* Rope
* Stone (with Stone Guardian variant)
* Tallow
* Viridum
* Wax
* Witch-Doll
* Wood

==Monstergirls==
{{Monstergirls}}
Golems enjoy some popularity as [[monstergirls]]. Because of their hard bodies they are lacking in the physical department: no hugging, no kissing and no sex. Handjobs are technically an option, but given the often hard and cold materials golem girls are made of they tend to be uncomfortable at best. Despite (or because of) this they often desperately want to feel and touch their lovers, with romantic streaks being common. On the other hand, somewhat cold and aloof personalities also appear amongst them. Actually permanently turning a golem girl into something fleshy is out of the question, because that would defeat the entire point of a golem girl. But the science/magic that made them also proves the answer. By linking something like a fleshlight into her body the girl can feel and have sex, even if it is somewhat uncomfortable. Aside from the shenanigans that come from a golem girl being quite heavy for her size (being made out of stone or metal and all), there is one tragic element to them. Because of their nature a golem can live forever if they're not destroyed. As such they're very likely to greatly outlive their lovers, which sometimes has them stand over their lovers' graves unmoving for a long time to come.

Because of the close relationship between the Golem and other "Construct type" monsters, such as [[Animated Object]]s and [[Tsukumogami]], monstergirls based on other forms of construct are often considered golem-girls as well.

Needless to say, golems appear in the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]. Aside from the stone-based, rune-powered "common" Golem, there's also the more mechanical Automaton, the [[slime]]-like Lava Golem, the [[Gargoyle]] and the [[Skeleton]], a [[necromancer]]'s equivalent to a golem. The setting's equivalent of the Construct Type is the "Magic Materials" type, which makes the Golem relative to the Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Living Doll, Gargoyle and the Tsukumogami mamono.

<center>
<gallery>
File:MGE Golem.jpg|A Golem
File:MGE Lava Golem.jpeg|A Lava Golem
File:MGE Automaton.jpg|An Automaton
File:MGE Cursed Sword.jpg
File:MGE Gargoyle.jpg
File:MGE Living Armor.jpg
File:MGE Living Doll.jpg
File:MGE Chochin-Obake.jpg
File:MGE Ittan-Momen.jpg
File:MGE Karakasa-obake.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Neutronium golem]]

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Pathfinder]][[Category:Monsters]]

Nymph

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{{Monstergirls}}
[[File:3.0 Nymph.png|200px|thumb|left|How nymphs appeared in the 3.0 [[Monster Manual]]: pretty human.]]
[[File:3.5 Nymph.jpg|200px|thumb|right|How nymphs appeared in the 3.5 [[Monster Manual]]: distinctly elven.]]

'''Nymphs''' are a species of female spirits originating from Greco-Roman mythology and one of Western culture's earliest forms of [[monstergirls]]. Distantly related to the gods, but far less powerful, nymphs are spirits tied to various aspects of nature - their most common subdivisions being the famous [[Dryad]]s (tree spirits) and less famous but still somewhat recognizable Niads (spring & river spirits) and Oceanids (ocean spirits), but there are many, many others, including Oreads (mountain spirits), Limoniads (meadow spirits), Limniads (lake/marsh/swamp spirits), and Napaea (valley & glen spirits). Nymphs are particularly known for being pursued by amorous menfolk, from humans to [[satyr]]s to gods.

Though the name is taken from Western culture, the concept of "beautiful female spirit" is pretty universal, and beings akin to nymphs show up in almost every polytheistic mythos.

Despite this, nymphs have never really enjoyed a lot of attention in /tg/ related works, simply because the concept is both extraordinarily broad ("nymph" can, realistically, refer to any beautiful female fey, from an [[elf]] to a [[merfolk|mermaid]]) and surprisingly weak - a nymph is basically just a super-beautiful "non-human, but doesn't look it" woman.

[[Dungeons & Dragons]] has traditionally included nymphs over multiple editions, but they're not really acknowledged much, simply because they're obvious fapbait and, unlike the [[succubus]] or [[lamia]], they don't really have anything to distinguish them beyond that. Your D&D nymph is basically a high level, max charisma, female elf [[Sorcerer (Dungeons & Dragons)|sorceress]] with one unique ability: if you see her naked, you gotta make a save to avoid dying, and then another save to not go blind if you live. Apparently because they're "so beautiful". That's really it. The 2e monster manual doesn't even detail how they procreate.

[[Category: Monsters]][[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]

Medusa

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2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121: Undo revision 521460 by 2001:4930:208:0:30D4:3442:2A39:7121 (talk) I'm a dumbass who doesn't read the whole block of text first.

{{Monstergirls}}
[[File:Medusa_creature.jpg|right|200px|thumb|"My eyes are up here."]]
'''Medusa''' was a woman in Greek mythology who was extremely beautiful. One of her suitors was Poseidon, the god of the sea, and one day he realized that, since he was a god, he didn't have to ask for her permission before having his way with her. So he did, right in the middle of the temple to Athena where she worked. Athena was furious -- not with Poseidon for raping Medusa, but with Medusa for being raped ''in her temple'' -- and turned Medusa into a [[Gorgon]], a monster with snakes for hair and a face so hideous that anyone who looked at it turned into stone. Greek gods are dicks. (Some alternative lore suggests that she actually changed her ''to protect her from future rapes'', that Medusa and her fellow gorgons were either from the underworld or the daughters of sea gods, or that they were just holdovers from even older religions, but Greek canon is a clusterfuck and Greek rape cases (and justice in general) were excuses for orators to verbally jerk off, so most people stick to the Athenian write-up.)

The myths said that her face was so ugly it turned people to stone (she was basically a shrieking fanged corpse covered in snakes), but most artistic depictions and almost all modern re-tellings have her looking rather beautiful, making her one of the first [[monstergirls]]. Also: while Medusa's sisters were changed into Gorgons just like her, Medusa is said to be the only one with the petrifying power, which is something that has become often conflated with the Gorgon race as a whole. That, or they all had that ability, but Medusa was the only one who could be killed. Like we said, it's a clusterfuck.

== Dungeons & Dragons ==
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Medusa was a person, not a species (she is a Gorgon), but that didn't stop the writers of [[Dungeons & Dragons]] from naming a whole race after her. "Medusae" vary a fair amount depending on which edition you look at.

2e: Medusae look like elven women with snakes for hair and white eyes. They tend to rely on mating with human men to have more medusa daughters, since actual men of their race (called "maedar") are rare as fuck (to the point that most in-universe experts have never heard of them) and the bizarre-ass nature of their reproduction keeps them that way... what? You want to know the details? Alright, it works like this: human man plus medusa equals 2-6 eggs, all of which hatch into medusa daughters. Maedar + medusa, on the other hand, equals 2-6 eggs, of which 25% will hatch into boys. Of those boys, ONE PERCENT are maedar in turn; the other boys, and all the girls, are humans. Medusa and maedar are extremely sexually dimorphic; medusae have snake hair and petrifying gazes, maedar are bald and can turn stone to flesh with a touch. There's also greater medusae, who have snake-bodies instead of legs (like a [[Lamia]]) and super-poisonous blood, and glyptars, which are undead maedar whose souls possess crystals, which can be attached to statues (to make golems) or swords (to make intelligent magical weapons).

3e: Medusae are covered in scales and, in most official artwork, tend to look rather ugly. There's no mention of maedar existing in any official sourcebook, but they were updated to 3.5 in the article "Creature Catalog" in [[Dragon Magazine]] #355.

4e: As in 3e, medusaea are all scaly, though not actually that ugly. Male medusae have returned, but don't have their own name, are just as scaly and don't turn stone to flesh anymore; instead, they can poison anyone they look at. In the "Monster Vault", the Essentials rewrite of the first 4e Monster Manual with expanded fluff, it was stated that although there are roughly equal numbers of males and females, they're still a matriarchal species, and this is because only a minority of males are actually immune to the petrifying gaze of the females. They're also reputed to be tied to either [[Zehir]] or to the [[Serpentfolk|Yuan-ti]], with one story claiming they were created by [[yuan-ti]] crossbreeding with [[basilisk]]s.

5e: Medusae can be male or female now. New origins as humans who made pact with demonlords or archdevils for eternal beauty, which they got, for a time, before they were turned into snake-haired monsters. Petrifying gaze is the norm for both sexes, but they gotta avoid polished surfaces and bright light, as their own reflections can petrify them as well. In melee, they can bite with their snakes or use weapons, typically shortswords and longbows.

PF: Medusas are back to being 2e-style beautiful women with snake hair who mate with human men to procreate. There's also a related monster in the Eurayle, a mythically powerful analogue to 2e's Greater Medusa who has far nastier powers, not least of which is that she's an 18th level [[Oracle]].

== Magic: The Gathering ==
[[Magic: The Gathering]] also features medusaes, although it calls them "Gorgons". Considered a Creature type, MtG gorgons have an affinity with Black Mana and are found on the [[plane]]s of [[Dominaria]], [[Shandalar]], [[Ravnica]] and [[Theros]]. They have the ability to petrify other creatures that meet their gaze; although this is a triggerable ability, meaning they can turn it on and off, it's ''not'' a targetable one, meaning that when a gorgon's got her petrifying gaze on, she's dangerous to everyone in the vicinity. It's possible to use severed gorgon heads as weapons that retain this property, as shown by the cards "Gorgon Flail", "Gorgon's Head" and "Felhide Petrifier".

What makes the gorgons of MtG unique is that many of them they lack the traditional mane of snapping serpents; instead, they have serpent ''tails'' for hair, giving them prehensile tendril-locks that they have been known to use as limbs or even weapons. A few of the traditional snake heads for hair gorgons have shown up, but they're a distinct rarity. Additionally, the gorgons of Theros have the lower bodies of giant snakes, in the traditional [[lamia]] format.

Theros is also home to a gorgon goddess; Pharika, Goddess of Affliction, who is said to be the mother of all gorgons.

The most famous gorgon in MtG is [[Vraska]], a [[Ravnica]]n [[planeswalker]] whose spark ignited when she was falsely imprisoned and subjected to torturous ill-treatment. A deadly [[assassin]] and self-style vigilante, she is aligned to both Black and Green Mana, which is only natural given her origins amongst the [[Golgari Swarm]], and is known to relish murdering criminals with particularly ironic methods: her personal philosophy is "A person should die the death they deserve." She is one of the planeswalkers associated with the 2017-2018 [[Ixalan]] storyline, where she expresses an attraction to the human planeswalker [[Jace Beleren]]. Which is ironic because they first met when Vraska tried to blackmail/intimidate Jace into using his powers as the Guildpact of Ravnica to help her with her own plans to seek revenge amongst the guildleaders of Ravnica for their many crimes against her people. This led to a duel that Vraska lost.

A handful of gorgon cards do depict them with the traditional "snake-head hair" look, but these are uncertain canonicity.

== Warhammer Fantasy ==
In [[Warhammer Fantasy]], the 8th edition update for the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Dark Elves]] saw the release of a new unit called the Bloodwrack Medusae; former Druchii Sorceresses of Ghrond who sought to use their magic to become beautiful, until they angered the jealous goddess Atharti and were transformed into gore-slicked, painwracked monsters, with tresses of writhing serpents and a giant snake's tail replacing their lower torso. Driven mad and reduced to feral beasts, [[Morathi]] drove them from the city, but they occasionally show up alongside Druchii armies - either chained to Atharti's Bloodwrack Shrines, or having been drawn from their cavern lairs by the promise of victims to take their pain out on.

They're called "bloodwrack" medusae because their gaze attack doesn't petrify - it exsanguinates, causing a victim's blood to painfully erupt from their skin until they collapse in a gore-drenched heap.

They will be returning in [[Age of Sigmar]] as part of the new "Daughters of Khaine" faction, evidently having regained most of their sanity and now serving as the high priestesses of [[Morathi]].

== Warhammer 40,000 ==
[[Warhammer 40,000]] has no monsters specifically named "Medusa," but the name is still applied to lots of places and items:
* The [[Tyranid]] [[Hive Fleet]] Medusa
* The planet Medusa, a [[Death World]] and the homeworld of the [[Iron Hands]] [[First Founding]] [[Space Marine Chapter|Chapter]] of [[Space Marines]] (incidentally, their [[Primarch]], [[Ferrus Manus]], was playfully nicknamed "the Gorgon" by [[Fulgrim]] for his lack of aestheticism). Medusa is a tectonically unstable planet with constant volcanic eruptions and so many earthquakes the Iron Hands can't build a single fortress-monastery, rather having each Clan-Company using mobile fortresses known as "Land-Behemoths" (think the size of an [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] Ordinatus Engine).
* Medusa V (no relation to the above planet Medusa), the site of [[Games Workshop]]'s 2006 global campaign, which was conveniently destroyed after the campaign ended, so no matter who won, it would not upset the status quo.
* The [[Medusa Siege Gun]], one of several artillery pieces used by the [[Imperial Guard]], and its main weapon, the [[Medusa Siege Cannon]].
* The [[Sons of Medusa]] chapter is named after the planet of Medusa (as they are Iron Hands descendants), though they now live among the asteroids of the [[Taelus]] system.
* [[Medusae]], parasites employed by the Dark Eldar that are able to kill with their gaze.

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==Monstergirls==
Being that medusas/gorgons are generally presented as an all-female race and often surprisingly attractive, it should be no surprise that they are extremely popular with [[monstergirls]] fans, just like the [[lamia]]s they often resemble.

===Monstergirl Encyclopedia===
In the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]], the medusa is a snake-haired [[lamia]] variant with the ability to petrify and/or paralyze (it's not really clear which) with her gaze. They are classified as extremely tsundere, refusing to verbally admit their deep love for their chosen spouses even as their body language betrays just how much they adore him. They also possess the trademark lamia jealousy and possessiveness. They create magical golden pins which can undo the effects of their gaze; this is a reference to [[Final Fantasy]], where "Golden Pins" were the curative item needed to cure the Petrified condition.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
File:Medusa 2e.gif|The original colorized Medusa from AD&D 2e.
File:Maedar 2e.gif|The 2e Maedar.
File:Medusa 3e.jpg|The 3e rendition of Medusa.
File:Maedar 3e.png|The Maedar of 3e, from Dragon #355.
File:Medusas of 4e.PNG|A combined pic showing both male and female 4e Medusas.
File:Medusa 5e.jpg|The latest D&D Medusa.
File:PF Medusa.jpg|Medusa from Pathfinder.
File:PF Euryale.jpg|Euryale from Pathfinder.
File:Medusa Knight Riding Gorgon.jpg|A [[Medusa]] and a [[Gorgon]] from 3e.
File:Warhammer Bloodwrack Medusae.png|Art for the Bloodwrack Medusae in 8th Edition Warhammer Fantasy.
File:MGE Medusa.png|The MGE's Medusa.
File:Vraska the Unseen.jpg|One of the first depictions of [[Vraska]], the Gorgon [[Planeswalker]] of [[Magic: The Gathering]].
File:Vraska Bio.jpg|Vraska's basic biography.
File:Jace vs Vraska.jpg|Vraska and Jace did not meet under pleasant circumstances.
File:Vraska, Relic Seeker.jpg|Card art from one of Vraska's new cards in the [[Ixalan]] storyline.
File:Captain Vraska.jpg|Promo art showing Vraska leading her pirate crew in search of the Golden City of Orazca, the most valuable treasure of [[Ixalan]].
File:Pharika, God of Affliction.jpg|As God of Affliction on [[Theros]], the divine gorgon Pharika created poison and disease, but also the arts of healing and medicine.
File:Hythonia the Cruel.jpg|Of all the gorgons of [[Theros]], none are as feared as Hythonia the Cruel.
File:Damia, Sage of Stone.jpg|Damia is a mysterious gorgon whose arcane knowledge rivals that of any archmage, earning her the nickname "The Sage of Stone". Just don't look into her eyes when you consult her.
</gallery>
</center>

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Medusa

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[[File:Medusa_creature.jpg|right|200px|thumb|"My eyes are up here."]]
'''Medusa''' was a woman in Greek mythology who was extremely beautiful. One of her suitors was Poseidon, the god of the sea, and one day he realized that, since he was a god, he didn't have to ask for her permission before having his way with her. So he did, right in the middle of the temple to Athena where she worked. Athena was furious -- not with Poseidon for raping Medusa, but with Medusa for being raped ''in her temple'' -- and turned Medusa into a [[Gorgon]], a monster with snakes for hair and a face so hideous that anyone who looked at it turned into stone. Greek gods are dicks. (Some alternative lore suggests that she actually changed her ''to protect her from future rapes'', that Medusa and her fellow gorgons were either from the underworld or the daughters of sea gods, or that they were just holdovers from even older religions, but Greek canon is a clusterfuck and Greek rape cases (and justice in general) were excuses for orators to verbally jerk off, so most people stick to the Athenian write-up.)

The myths said that her face was so ugly it turned people to stone (she was basically a shrieking fanged corpse covered in snakes), but most artistic depictions and almost all modern re-tellings have her looking rather beautiful, making her one of the first [[monstergirls]]. Also: while Medusa's sisters were changed into Gorgons just like her, Medusa is said to be the only one with the petrifying power, which is something that has become often conflated with the Gorgon race as a whole. That, or they all had that ability, but Medusa was the only one who could be killed. Like we said, it's a clusterfuck.

== Dungeons & Dragons ==
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Medusa was a person, not a species (she is a Gorgon), but that didn't stop the writers of [[Dungeons & Dragons]] from naming a whole race after her. "Medusae" vary a fair amount depending on which edition you look at.

2e: Medusae look like elven women with snakes for hair and white eyes. They tend to rely on mating with human men to have more medusa daughters, since actual men of their race (called "maedar") are rare as fuck (to the point that most in-universe experts have never heard of them) and the bizarre-ass nature of their reproduction keeps them that way... what? You want to know the details? Alright, it works like this: human man plus medusa equals 2-6 eggs, all of which hatch into medusa daughters. Maedar + medusa, on the other hand, equals 2-6 eggs, of which 25% will hatch into boys. Of those boys, ONE PERCENT are maedar in turn; the other boys, and all the girls, are humans. Medusa and maedar are extremely sexually dimorphic; medusae have snake hair and petrifying gazes, maedar are bald and can turn stone to flesh with a touch. There's also greater medusae, who have snake-bodies instead of legs (like a [[Lamia]]) and super-poisonous blood, and glyptars, which are undead maedar whose souls possess crystals, which can be attached to statues (to make golems) or swords (to make intelligent magical weapons).

3e: Medusae are covered in scales and, in most official artwork, tend to look rather ugly. There's no mention of maedar existing in any official sourcebook, but they were updated to 3.5 in the article "Creature Catalog" in [[Dragon Magazine]] #355.

4e: As in 3e, medusaea are all scaly, though not actually that ugly. Male medusae have returned, but don't have their own name, are just as scaly and don't turn stone to flesh anymore; instead, they can poison anyone they look at. They are also no rarer than the females this time around. In the "Monster Vault", the Essentials rewrite of the first 4e Monster Manual with expanded fluff, it was stated that although there are roughly equal numbers of males and females, they're still a matriarchal species, and this is because only a minority of males are actually immune to the petrifying gaze of the females. They're also reputed to be tied to either [[Zehir]] or to the [[Serpentfolk|Yuan-ti]], with one story claiming they were created by [[yuan-ti]] crossbreeding with [[basilisk]]s.

5e: Medusae can be male or female now. New origins as humans who made pact with demonlords or archdevils for eternal beauty, which they got, for a time, before they were turned into snake-haired monsters. Petrifying gaze is the norm for both sexes, but they gotta avoid polished surfaces and bright light, as their own reflections can petrify them as well. In melee, they can bite with their snakes or use weapons, typically shortswords and longbows.

PF: Medusas are back to being 2e-style beautiful women with snake hair who mate with human men to procreate. There's also a related monster in the Eurayle, a mythically powerful analogue to 2e's Greater Medusa who has far nastier powers, not least of which is that she's an 18th level [[Oracle]].

== Magic: The Gathering ==
[[Magic: The Gathering]] also features medusaes, although it calls them "Gorgons". Considered a Creature type, MtG gorgons have an affinity with Black Mana and are found on the [[plane]]s of [[Dominaria]], [[Shandalar]], [[Ravnica]] and [[Theros]]. They have the ability to petrify other creatures that meet their gaze; although this is a triggerable ability, meaning they can turn it on and off, it's ''not'' a targetable one, meaning that when a gorgon's got her petrifying gaze on, she's dangerous to everyone in the vicinity. It's possible to use severed gorgon heads as weapons that retain this property, as shown by the cards "Gorgon Flail", "Gorgon's Head" and "Felhide Petrifier".

What makes the gorgons of MtG unique is that many of them they lack the traditional mane of snapping serpents; instead, they have serpent ''tails'' for hair, giving them prehensile tendril-locks that they have been known to use as limbs or even weapons. A few of the traditional snake heads for hair gorgons have shown up, but they're a distinct rarity. Additionally, the gorgons of Theros have the lower bodies of giant snakes, in the traditional [[lamia]] format.

Theros is also home to a gorgon goddess; Pharika, Goddess of Affliction, who is said to be the mother of all gorgons.

The most famous gorgon in MtG is [[Vraska]], a [[Ravnica]]n [[planeswalker]] whose spark ignited when she was falsely imprisoned and subjected to torturous ill-treatment. A deadly [[assassin]] and self-style vigilante, she is aligned to both Black and Green Mana, which is only natural given her origins amongst the [[Golgari Swarm]], and is known to relish murdering criminals with particularly ironic methods: her personal philosophy is "A person should die the death they deserve." She is one of the planeswalkers associated with the 2017-2018 [[Ixalan]] storyline, where she expresses an attraction to the human planeswalker [[Jace Beleren]]. Which is ironic because they first met when Vraska tried to blackmail/intimidate Jace into using his powers as the Guildpact of Ravnica to help her with her own plans to seek revenge amongst the guildleaders of Ravnica for their many crimes against her people. This led to a duel that Vraska lost.

A handful of gorgon cards do depict them with the traditional "snake-head hair" look, but these are uncertain canonicity.

== Warhammer Fantasy ==
In [[Warhammer Fantasy]], the 8th edition update for the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Dark Elves]] saw the release of a new unit called the Bloodwrack Medusae; former Druchii Sorceresses of Ghrond who sought to use their magic to become beautiful, until they angered the jealous goddess Atharti and were transformed into gore-slicked, painwracked monsters, with tresses of writhing serpents and a giant snake's tail replacing their lower torso. Driven mad and reduced to feral beasts, [[Morathi]] drove them from the city, but they occasionally show up alongside Druchii armies - either chained to Atharti's Bloodwrack Shrines, or having been drawn from their cavern lairs by the promise of victims to take their pain out on.

They're called "bloodwrack" medusae because their gaze attack doesn't petrify - it exsanguinates, causing a victim's blood to painfully erupt from their skin until they collapse in a gore-drenched heap.

They will be returning in [[Age of Sigmar]] as part of the new "Daughters of Khaine" faction, evidently having regained most of their sanity and now serving as the high priestesses of [[Morathi]].

== Warhammer 40,000 ==
[[Warhammer 40,000]] has no monsters specifically named "Medusa," but the name is still applied to lots of places and items:
* The [[Tyranid]] [[Hive Fleet]] Medusa
* The planet Medusa, a [[Death World]] and the homeworld of the [[Iron Hands]] [[First Founding]] [[Space Marine Chapter|Chapter]] of [[Space Marines]] (incidentally, their [[Primarch]], [[Ferrus Manus]], was playfully nicknamed "the Gorgon" by [[Fulgrim]] for his lack of aestheticism). Medusa is a tectonically unstable planet with constant volcanic eruptions and so many earthquakes the Iron Hands can't build a single fortress-monastery, rather having each Clan-Company using mobile fortresses known as "Land-Behemoths" (think the size of an [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] Ordinatus Engine).
* Medusa V (no relation to the above planet Medusa), the site of [[Games Workshop]]'s 2006 global campaign, which was conveniently destroyed after the campaign ended, so no matter who won, it would not upset the status quo.
* The [[Medusa Siege Gun]], one of several artillery pieces used by the [[Imperial Guard]], and its main weapon, the [[Medusa Siege Cannon]].
* The [[Sons of Medusa]] chapter is named after the planet of Medusa (as they are Iron Hands descendants), though they now live among the asteroids of the [[Taelus]] system.
* [[Medusae]], parasites employed by the Dark Eldar that are able to kill with their gaze.

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==Monstergirls==
Being that medusas/gorgons are generally presented as an all-female race and often surprisingly attractive, it should be no surprise that they are extremely popular with [[monstergirls]] fans, just like the [[lamia]]s they often resemble.

===Monstergirl Encyclopedia===
In the [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]], the medusa is a snake-haired [[lamia]] variant with the ability to petrify and/or paralyze (it's not really clear which) with her gaze. They are classified as extremely tsundere, refusing to verbally admit their deep love for their chosen spouses even as their body language betrays just how much they adore him. They also possess the trademark lamia jealousy and possessiveness. They create magical golden pins which can undo the effects of their gaze; this is a reference to [[Final Fantasy]], where "Golden Pins" were the curative item needed to cure the Petrified condition.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Medusa 2e.gif|The original colorized Medusa from AD&D 2e.
File:Maedar 2e.gif|The 2e Maedar.
File:Medusa 3e.jpg|The 3e rendition of Medusa.
File:Maedar 3e.png|The Maedar of 3e, from Dragon #355.
File:Medusas of 4e.PNG|A combined pic showing both male and female 4e Medusas.
File:Medusa 5e.jpg|The latest D&D Medusa.
File:PF Medusa.jpg|Medusa from Pathfinder.
File:PF Euryale.jpg|Euryale from Pathfinder.
File:Medusa Knight Riding Gorgon.jpg|A [[Medusa]] and a [[Gorgon]] from 3e.
File:Warhammer Bloodwrack Medusae.png|Art for the Bloodwrack Medusae in 8th Edition Warhammer Fantasy.
File:MGE Medusa.png|The MGE's Medusa.
File:Vraska the Unseen.jpg|One of the first depictions of [[Vraska]], the Gorgon [[Planeswalker]] of [[Magic: The Gathering]].
File:Vraska Bio.jpg|Vraska's basic biography.
File:Jace vs Vraska.jpg|Vraska and Jace did not meet under pleasant circumstances.
File:Vraska, Relic Seeker.jpg|Card art from one of Vraska's new cards in the [[Ixalan]] storyline.
File:Captain Vraska.jpg|Promo art showing Vraska leading her pirate crew in search of the Golden City of Orazca, the most valuable treasure of [[Ixalan]].
File:Pharika, God of Affliction.jpg|As God of Affliction on [[Theros]], the divine gorgon Pharika created poison and disease, but also the arts of healing and medicine.
File:Hythonia the Cruel.jpg|Of all the gorgons of [[Theros]], none are as feared as Hythonia the Cruel.
File:Damia, Sage of Stone.jpg|Damia is a mysterious gorgon whose arcane knowledge rivals that of any archmage, earning her the nickname "The Sage of Stone". Just don't look into her eyes when you consult her.
</gallery>
</center>

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Medusa

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Ettin

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Ettins are a species of mutant hill [[giant]]s from [[Dungeons & Dragons]], whose only real claim to fame is that they have two heads. Each head has its own brain and thusly its own personality. The two usually can't stand each other and so ettins tend to spend a lot of time bickering and yammering to themselves.

But, since two heads are better than one, they've got a couple halfway decent powers out of the deal, like ease of two-weapon fighting, enhanced ability to spot people sneaking up on them, and making sure that one head's always awake and keeping an eye out for pesky adventurers. Some editions imply they're actually the result of [[Demogorgon]]'s influence, since, you know, two heads.

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