Nymphology

2017-02-24T05:28:34Z

2001:56A:71F3:BD00:9AD:3479:1C03:A735: /* New Prestige Classes */

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Despite being a semi-perverse ERPG d20 sourcebook that should never be played by anyone, it is pretty funny.

== New Spells ==
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'''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - Makes ogre/halfling crossbreeding a reality.

'''Alter Breasts''' - Anything from A to double D, on any gender.

'''Change Orientation''' - A spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike.

'''Clothes to chocolate,cream or oil''' - For some reason the Farmers' Union hates people using this spell.

'''Dirk's impressive tool''' - Illusion that makes his secondary weapon seem "enormous" and "beautiful". Can encourage people to tell their friends about it. Requires a sausage for use.

'''Hypnotic Rump''' - "Renders the caster's buttocks fascinating beyond belief".

'''Locate Clitoris''' - Nothing funny, probably useful.

'''Morning Wood''' - Save it for when it comes in handy, or maybe just for when it comes in hand.

'''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "Spooge production that would make a titan proud".

'''Night Visitor''' - Target gets a visit in the night. They won't get any benefits from sleeping. Requires a feather and a piece of cheese, for some reason.

'''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - Any would-be assailant of the nether planes suffers fire, acid, lightning, poison damage, is turned to stone and teleported to another plane.

'''Protection from Mingers''' - Makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.

'''Vinegar stokes''' - Gives the target the sensation of being stuck right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. A good way to escape.

'''Summon Sex Partner''' - Force the summoned creature to service you. There's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell.

'''Power word: Orgasm''' - No save. Stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution. A good but messy way to escape from battle.

== Modified Skills ==
'''Alchemy''': Orcish fly, Lubricant jelly, delouser and hot flush.

'''Concentration''': Added rules for casting spells while doing it, and holding off orgasm via concentration. Fighting naked Amazons is now the bane of wizard concentration checks.

'''Perform''': Can give bonuses to oral and pole dancing.

== New Prestige Classes ==
'''Agony Mage''': A mage that is good at guessing what you like, and has the power to give it to you. They also have a funny feat called "blameless". This makes the guards search for other suspects even if you are caught performing the crime.

'''Mystic Pimp''': A summoner of adult-rated partners. Street wise, has a feat that tells him your orientation and fetishes, and can get permanent summons.

'''Seducer''': A person that can seduce anyone that is physically capable or not dead.

'''Peeping Scryer''': He peeps. That's it. He also has a feat called "Never forget an Arse" that lets him identify his peeping victims.

Requires level 21st whorcery

== New Items ==
'''Pop up pork-sword''': A club with a catch on the handle. Hitting it makes a 12 inch section spring out that wobbles back and forth. Acts as a +1 weapon but anything that is touched by the sword is affected by power word: orgasm.

'''Cock Rings''': Includes rings of quantity, girth and penetration. Not intended for digital use.

'''Bag of Fondling''': Put something inside the bag and the bag will massage it.

'''Carved Monkey of Spanking''': A statue that comes to life. Spanking it renders the user immune to sex effects for 24 hours.

'''Magic Chastity Belt''': A variety of shapes and sizes, from basic arcane locks to casting Burning Hands and summoning a guardian.

'''Dan's Instant Whorehouse''': A small cube that becomes a 40ft square, 10 foot high wooden whorehouse with an ogre bouncer and 2-8 hosts/hostesses of the owners preference. It's described that people are damaged if caught in the expanding house, adding to its practical uses.

'''Jockstrap of Impressive Lunchbox''': A jockstrap that probes the mind of nearby females, forming the size that is most appealing to them. Remove when in proximity to pixies and other small creatures.

'''Sexy sheets''': The users appear sexier. They are also self cleaning.

== New creatures ==
'''Colossal Gay Al''': A giant tyrannosaur, brightly colored, has a good singing voice and drinks enormous cocktails.
'''Creamy Ooze''': An ooze made out of exactly what you'd imagine.

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