Voidraven Bomber

2019-05-29T12:04:30Z

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[[File:Voidraven.jpg|350px|right|thumb|[[Bullshit|The Flying Bullshit]] in all its rapetastic glory.]]
The Voidraven Bomber AKA [[Cheese|The Flying Cheese Monger]] is one of the most powerful vehicles in the [[Dark Eldar]] barring [[Titans]] and other Super-Heavy Tanks. The Voidraven Bomber is an extremely agile aircraft capable of outmaneuvering Imperial aircraft with ease. In addition, Voidravens are equipped with sonic dampening systems, making them virtually silent to unsuspecting victims below.
<s>It also looks pretty cool too.</s>

Voidravens are armed with a void lance and complementary amount of missiles which makes the Voidraven not only well suited for ground attack missions, but also able to [[Dakka|mass fire missiles like their machine guns.]] To further crank up its [[Wat|maximum bullshittery,]] each Voidraven carries a [[Rape|single Void Mine]] which introduces darklight into real space in a catastrophic implosion that leaves nothing but an enormous hemispherical crater in its wake. Deploying one is enough to send your opponent into a flying [[RAGE]] as his entire army of [[Grey Knights]] [[Butthurt|gets reduced into free floating molecules.]] It is for this reason that Voidravens are one of the most feared weapons deployed by the Dark Eldar both in fluff and on tabletop.

==Missile Armament==
Like its smaller cousin, the [[Razorwing Jetfighter]], the Voidraven Bomber can choose from a plethora of missiles to bombard the battlefield.

*Monoscythe missiles - designed to release a wave of energy at head-height upon impact, decapitating nearby foes.
*Necrotoxin missiles - filled with deadly neurotoxins, it fires shards of toxic shrapnel when it detonates, killing and pinning the enemy.
*Shatterfield missiles - has two separate detonation chambers, first one sucks away all warmth, turning the foe into ice-like statues. The second one sends out a powerful force that blows the brittle enemy to pieces.
*Implosion missiles - large missiles that cause the enemy hit by the explosion to instantly implode and collapse into themselves, leaving behind nothing except charred remains.

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