Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica

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[[File:Sister JunithEruita.jpg|260px|right|thumb|The more reasonable version of the [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]].]]

A new type of vehicle that could compete with the [[Aun'Va|communist space pope's]] [[Hover Chair|floating space chair]] in both gaudiness and laziness. How the Sisters manage to avoid stirring the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]]' mechanical panties in a twist over such unsanctioned [[Heresy|'modifications']] to build this vehicle is unknown.

==Overview==
The Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica is only known because of the person controlling it, which is [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita]], who is a pretty [[Awesome|badass bolter bitch]] that ''[[Bullshit|somehow]]'' survived having an [[Wat|entire dome of a basilica literally dropped on her.]] To give you a hint on how ridiculous that stunt was, she somehow flipped the bird to an entire trope literally called 'Dropping a bridge on her/him' and got away with it with [[Matt Ward|Wardian]] grade [[Plot armor]]. Or, for another example, it would be like the DM announcing "[[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies]]", only for everyone to somehow miraculously survive.

Rather than bitch and moan about it, Eruita said "Fuck it!" and decided to turn what's left of the Basilica into a [[Awesome|mobile nunmobile with guns!]] As such, the Pulpit is a pretty unique Grav-vehicle, that is now the personal vessel of Junith Eruita. Its like [[Yarrick|Yarrick's]] [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]], except ya know, Eruita wasn't a lazy/crazy fuckwit and decided to build one, rather than [[FAIL|lose it and end up trading an entire IG tank fleet to get it back.]]

The Pulpit can unleash devastating firepower at close range, courtesy of the Pulpit's two frontal [[Heavy Flamer|heavy flamers.]] However, for actual rules of both the vehicle and Eruita herself, it can be read on her actual page [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita|here.]]

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