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Astartes - a fan made animation

2021-03-17T11:28:29Z

2001:8000:1005:FA01:B50C:F992:4A06:9A98: /* Hiring by Games Workshop March 2021 */ If you want it without strikethroughs, do it that way

{{topquote|A Warhammer 40,000 fan-film project. Mini-episodes released as a five part series. 100% unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop.|Description of the Astartes Youtube Channel. [[Awesome|The unofficial part didn't age well]]}}

'''Astartes''' is the name of a short, entirely fan-made and totally fuckin' awesome set of videos depicting an orbital boarding action by the [[Retributors]] chapter of [[Space Marines]] (not to be confused with the [[Sisters of Battle]] [[Retributor Squad]]s). The official description promises five videos, the last of which was released on April 2, 2020. The channel may be found [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFMtdiQILuTZr22sKUeAOOA here] BUT his main videos are hosted by Warhammer Community.

==The Premise==
Following a series of incidents cataloged as the 'Argosa Uprisings' in 482.M39, the Retributors Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes is tasked with assisting in the hunt for fleeing renegades and their leaders, and bringing down the [[Emperor]]'s justice for their crimes.

==In Review==
A surprisingly high-quality series of videos from such a small outfit (And by that we mean a ''one-man team''), with equally surprising attention to detail from art and designs to sound. The animation is masterful, fluid, and impactful, while models and props are beautifully detailed - even more such details can be seen only by carefully pausing (for example, names can be seen etched on the left [[pauldron]] of some of the Marines in part 4). By contrast, the cinematography and storytelling focus on the strengths of minimalism, such as using negative space and darkness to draw the eyes, or silence to heighten the following sound effects. Because the videos lack dialogue, most of the audio component is either music or the sound of the weapons and equipment the characters are using.

Done almost entirely without dialogue and showing how the Retributors Marines and their [[heretic]] adversaries duke it out, [[RAPE|it goes about as well as you'd expect for the heretics]]. Despite the rather one-sided nature of the action, [[Awesome|there are equal demonstrations of good tactics and responses by both sides]], which quite clearly illustrates why you [[Anal_circumference|don't mess with]] [[Gets_shit_done|someone who does this as a day job.]]

It also showcases many smaller, more humble elements of the 40k universe, or expands on how they might be used [[Reasonable Marines|practically and effectively]]. Examples include a [[Caestus Assault Ram]] (launched from a [[Space Marine Fleets|Cobra Destroyer]] for some reason, probably because no one expects Space Marines to board from such a vessel), blind grenades, [[CS_Goto|multi-lasers]], [[Bolter|boltguns]] and a few others besides.

Episode 1 establishes the time and place, as well as the animating chops of the creator; consisting mostly of the Retributors boarding their Caestus with short flashes of other scenes, it's less than a minute long.

Episode 2 features the Retributors boarding the traitorous ship, and it's a clear example of how even simple and logical actions can still be awesome alongside 40k's usual dose of crazy. The Retributors' assault ram makes a beeline for their target while a [[Thunderbolt Fighter]] (<s>which is a little strange, seeing as the Thunderbolt is an AIR rather than space-superiority fighter</s>most likely the Kestral class variant that's void capable) draws fire to make sure they arrive and later takes out the ship's engines. The ram itself has a [[Melta#Magna-Melta|Magna-Melta]] on the top used primarily for softening up even the thickest of armour and deploys a pair of (most likely [[servitor]]-controlled) defensive drones that protect the ram by throwing themselves in the path of oncoming missiles before exploding to prematurely detonate them. Then we see the ram doing what it's designed for: Firing off it's concentrated magna-melta beam while simultaneously slamming into the hull of the ship so the 5-man team of Astartes can board and capture it. The poor armsmen who get to the ram's position before the marines emerge stand zero chance, most getting off only a single burst from their [[autogun|autoguns]] before a bolt shell rips them in half. The Astartes, for their part, are cool and collected aimbot killing machines that feel entirely unconcerned with the incoming autogun fire and never waste a single bolt shell; each armsman takes ''one'' hit and dies instantly. Things fade to black as they move further into the ship.

Episode 3 starts off with the traitors clearly putting all hands on deck to stop the Astartes, while a couple of huge men in script-covered gold masks stand in front of a massive vault door while goading the armsmen on. This is where we really see the Astartes in action, and it is ''glorious''. The ship's defenders are clearly acting with intelligence and knowledge of the terrain, setting up:

'''A''' - a barricade at a choke-point with a [[heavy stubber]], [[lasgun|lasguns]], and a [[missile launcher]].
'''B''' - an ambush from a maintenance passage with an [[autocannon]].
'''C''' - a twin-linked [[multilaser]] on the other side of a chasm that a corridor opens into, effectively drawing one of the marines into a perfect kill-box.

And ''absolutely none of it works'' because the Astartes are ''just that damn unstoppable''.

The men at the barricade die to bolter fire before the marines are even visible, with the rocket one of them manages to fire casually dodged before it can hit them, while the autocannon causes the marines to pause their advance ''just'' long enough for their comrade following them inside that very maintenance passage to kill the men operating it. Because the marines saw that coming a mile away.

The team operating the twin-linked multilaser does the most damage to one of the marines by scoring his armor, but are still dispatched with contemptuous ease in a sequence that words simply cannot do any justice. Go watch it and you'll understand just what I mean.

Episode 4 is where we see the Astartes meet their first real challenge: those masked guys, who turn out to be [[psykers]]. This ''entire episode'' is one long, glorious sequence of the Astartes thinking and behaving tactically against two opponents with [[psionics|psychic powers]] and managing to come out on top. Once again, words cannot do the sequence justice. Why haven't you watched it yet?

==Episode 5==
The 5th episode is the longest (and most glorious) episode at a shocking 7 minutes and 33 seconds but has a lot of unclear and cryptic questions, some of which were answered in an AMA the creator had on Reddit. The scene opens with a strange orb floating in chains with an Imperial Psyker wearing robes of the [[Inquisition]] psychically monitoring it while a Retributor veteran and a [[Beakie]] marine standby. The scene cuts to the OG squad of marines, walking down a corridor and passing by a massive golden construct in the shape of a man, obviously still under construction. The marines enter a large room and find another orb unchained and illuminated by a central light source. The orb attempts to resist the marines approaching by unleashing some psychic waves but the marines give absolutely no fucks. The marines take out some bladed energy draining devices and stab into the orb. Back with our inquisitorial friend, he can hear the chained orb speaking to the unchained orb through the [[warp]].

''"...no escape. I have failed brother."'' 
''"We have all failed. The Astartes deny our touch. You must return, break your seal."'' 
''"Impossible, (I) will never survive."'' 
''"You must! Take them!*"'' 

*May also say "Take the Alpha!", referring to the inquisitor psyker, meaning he's pretty powerful.

The psyker immediately warns the veteran marine of impending doom and this break in concentration results in a failed Stealth roll as it draws the attention and the words ''"At last"'' from the chained orb before [[Daemon| his mind ends up becoming overcome by whatever warp monster decided to eat it]] (or more likely the [[xenos]] within the ball did it). As is the way with [[Grimdark]], the veteran Retributor gives him a George Foreman right cross before Beakie Marine dumps a handful of bolt rounds into him for good measure, although the guy whose soul was being incinerated was probably pretty grateful for it. Back with the squad, the orb activates, reveals an absolute WTF of a creature, and begins absorbing the marines into itself while all of them struggle in vain. [[Brother-Sergeant|Sergeant]] of the squad pulls out his trusty [[plasma]] pistol and.... blows off his own hand trying to wound the orb. A+ for effort I guess. Once all the marines have been absorbed, we see the xenos creature living inside the orb is some tentacle monster and has teleported them into the warp with all 5 marines constrained by the tentacles. Almost immediately, some shadowy warp creature attacks the tentacle xenos and it fades to black. Sergeant Handless suddenly appears in a desert environment surrounded by strange skeletal statues with horns that tower above him, some flashes of light appearing on stone platforms similar to the one he is standing on (presumably the rest of the squad being teleported in).

At the end of the video, we are treated to a quick action sequence of another [[homebrew]] chapter "Death Hands", fighting an off-screen enemy and struck on his [[pauldrons|pauldron]] by some needle weapon (Perhaps [[Shuriken]]s?). A [[Predator Tank|predator]] rolls into frame and unleashes some glory for the Emperor. Also shown in the ending title screen are [[Angels Sanguine]] and another homebrew chapter "[[Star Dragons]]".

===Extra Information from AMA===
* The xenos were supposed to be an original creation, one half of a now-extinct xenos/human empire. Similarities to the [[Yu'Vath]] were undeniable but coincidental, due to "lack of research."
* The orbs around the xenos were originally designed to protect them while traveling in the warp. Hence the one who "broke free" was eaten by some creature lurking there.
* The unfinished giant metal construct was designed as a more preferable alternative to the orb for the xenos to inhabit.
* The one-armed psykers belonged to the inner cabal of the rebellion in cahoots with the being in the orb.
* The planet that Sergeant Lefty was teleported to was confirmed as a planet once used by the ancient xenos.
* Imperials had already captured two of the xenos and were using them to hunt any others they could discover, to learn more of their origins (to kill them), and how far they might have already spread, subverting other planets/systems.

'''Main Squad's Names:'''
* Kohren (Sgt) has the plasma pistol
* Hahken
* Hassig
* Monos
* Jael

'''Inquisitorial Scene:'''
* Veteran Marine 'Commander' = Hakael
* Beakie Marine = Unnamed (Some fans were saddened with no name beakie but hes already famous for being such a classic icon of original [[Rogue Trader]] marine design)
* Other Retributor standing behind was also unnamed.

==The hacking debacle==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSc7cnUHKYA The channel was hacked] in November 2019 by a [[Dark Mechanicus|scummy YouTube channel reseller]]. The guy who bought the password tried to promote his own channel, and host livestreams of the supercut (in shitty 360p for some reason) to steal ad revenue. Obviously this didn't work because 40k fans [[Get shit done|get shit done]] [[Butthurt|and spread the word about the injustice.]]

The Emperor protects, because the shitty hacker(s) thankfully never bothered deleting the videos themselves (possibly, the idiot who got his personal Facebook account exposed attempted to steal ad revenue from the millions of views, which they probably [[Fail|failed to make a profit on what he bought it for]]). At one point the scum closed the channel (a sort of reversible deletion) then sold to another guy who re-opened it. And finally in December the original creator [[Administratum|finally navigated the labyrinthine YouTube bots to get an actual moderator]] to restore his access. All's well that ends well.

Hacking is bad but it happens to the best of us despite our best precautions. That's why it's called hacking. Thought for the day, be a good internet browser and enable two-factor authentication today.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

All Hail the [[Omnissiah]], for by His hand is the Machine made Pure.

==New work post-Astartes Nov 2020==
The creator has released a trailer of various Marine Chapters on his Patreon account.

==Hiring by Games Workshop March 2021==
As it turns out, [[Games Workshop]] has noticed Syama's animations and realised that they were extremely good, even better than most of their library. So now, they've officially contracted Syama to start making animations exclusively for them.

Unfortunately, this means that the original videos [[FAIL|have been deleted from the main channel,]] and now they're being exclusively hosted on warhammercommunity.com. Direct link to new location video:
[https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-animation-astartes/?utm_source=WarhammerCommunity&utm_medium=Post&utm_campaign=WarhammerAnimations10032021&utm_content=WarhammerAnimations10032021 (its hard to find)]

[[FAIL|Also unfortunately]], they butchered the movie, adding unnecessary audio elements and brightening the video in places, ruining a lot of the minimalist atmosphere that made the original so great. Not to mention we are also now stuck with a 720p version instead of the HD 1080p a video player that only works on chrome.

On the bright side, this means the Retributors are now canon! Also GW can't really be blamed for at least some of the audio and music issues due to copyright bullshit.

A supercut of the original has been made and can still be downloaded : https://mega.nz/file/z951AIwb#1ap2FzWfrGbjjNA7tNAuctc8LfVI0Uag8Ll-skTLTpk

== The Videos ==

The OLD links to teaser and 5 videos. These no longer exist as GW has exclusive rights to the video hosting now 10 March 2021 - new link at the very bottom.
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcTZrrtdAUM Teaser trailer]</s>
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bko5GgK5v8 Part 1: Prepping for the assault]</s>
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfGPMJ8A0QY Part 2: Launch and Insertion]</s>
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGRa4_UjE4 Part 3: Purge the heretics]</s>
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B6de1Geks Part 4: To the vault]</s>
* <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCcpMW8fSs Part 5: The End..and the Beginning] </s>
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A Full old version that was posted on Youtube before going official]
* [https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-animation-astartes/?utm_source=WarhammerCommunity&utm_medium=Post&utm_campaign=WarhammerAnimations10032021&utm_content=WarhammerAnimations10032021 Now exclusively hosted on Warhammer Community.]

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Paragon Warsuit

2021-03-17T11:24:42Z

2001:8000:1005:FA01:B50C:F992:4A06:9A98: /* WTF Am I Looking At!? */

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[[File:Paragon_Warsuit.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Looks like the [[Dreadknight]] had a daughter the whole time.]]

Urgh...where the fuck do we begin with this bucket of doozy.

The Paragon Warsuit is a new unit released on our virgin eyes on January 2021. A device that straddles the line between [[Power Armour]] and [[Battlesuit|Mecha]], the Paragon Warsuit has garnered...well...let's just say that we have now a metric fuck ton of [[Meme]]s now.

== WTF Am I Looking At!? ==

The thing you seeing here is the new [[Sisters of Battle]] heavy support unit. This abomination is the first new sister unit since 2003 and it seem to carry on the Imperium's glorious tradition of [[Derp|strapping a fucking baby carrier and pushing them onto the front lines.]] Seriously, what the fuck is up with GW's habit of giving the Imperium fucking baby carriers? First we had the [[Dreadknight]], then the [[Invictor Tactical Warsuit]] and now ''this''. Thanks to this fiasco, we can finally conclude that the design of the Dreadknight may not be [[Matt Ward]]'s fault after all, go on our [[Spiritual Liege]], you're redeemed for now on this case.

And yes we did not have a typo up there. Ask any <s>Beardy</s> Matronly sisters of battle player and they will tell you the sisters of battle have never been one of game workshops favored armies and have over the years received very little support. As such from the Witch Hunter codex released in 2003 the Sisters of battle have not had '''one''' totally new codex option not counting the [[Repressor]], which was forge world not base codex, or special characters. Even the 2020 release had only [[Zephyrim Squad|Zephyrim]] and [[Mortifier|Mortifiers]] as new units, and both were variants of existing units, the [[Seraphim Squad|Seraphim]] and [[Penitent Engine]] respectively. As such the Paragon Warsuit is the first 100% original, not based on any existing unit so-we-can-sell-two-unit-kits option in the sisters line up in almost two decades. . .and. . .look at it.

As you know, ''everyone'' and I mean '''''everyone''''' [[EPIC FAIL|has taken the piss out of this thing.]] From comparisons to either the infamous Dreadknight or Ellen Ripley's loader suit in Aliens, to [[Neckbeard]]s [[Nurgle|projectile vomiting]] on the horrendous design choices such as ''where'' the Sister's feet is meant to go, and even folks [[Lulz|laughing their asses off]] over the fact that after decades of SoB players bitching for new armor, they finally got it in the form of a discount [[FAIL|Centurion warsuit.]]

Suffice to say, this literal walking ergonomic nightmare has become the butt of jokes at the Sisters' expense. [[Khornate Knights|But at least both Sisters and Grey Knight players could finally find something to bond over.]]

The funny thing is that, if GW wanted to give the sororitas some form of heavy support, they could have just gone for other, more plausible options. We do know that regular humans can don terminator armour, we have many examples of inquisitors doing just that, and considering how wealthy the Ecclesiarchy is, getting a special body of terminator-clad SoBs wouldn't be that implausible, even if they don't have the advantage of a black carapace. Another option would be a dreadnought-like design, and while that sounds absurd at first, we have the precedent of SoB dreadnoughts from the Rogue Trader days. Hell, they wouldn't have to go that far, they could use some sort of warsuit akin to the [[Invictor Tactical Warsuit]] that functioned as a dreadnought while being piloted by a regular battle sister. . . I mean that is what the Pargon is really, it just got some design issues that made us laugh like the sister's ostrich legs and that silly little left arm.

So really they would have, you know, just design the warsuit better.

== Gallery ==

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10hcsed7rcd61.jpg|GW's fetish with baby carriers truly mystifies us.

Sister of Bulk.jpg|Some anons quick photoshop proves that even [[/tg/]] knows how to make better models than [[GW]].

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04xummq71cd61.jpg|HONK HONK!

B2c90rhhb7d61.jpg|Truly indomitable. Bet you can't unsee that now.

F71ilq7so9d61.jpg|Trust us, you don't wannna know.

Go70xetry3d61.png|Even [[Eldrad]] is in agreement. This shit makes the [[Eldar War Walker]] look good.

F90caierz8d61.png| Original character, donut steel.

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Tt2f04tkv3d61.jpg|Yeah its basically the Loader from Aliens but all 40k'ed.

Up16qesw55d61.jpg|The baby carrier's baby carrier.

I am your father.jpeg

Csylvtsdu3e61.jpg|Cheeki Breeki edition...

Sob-dreadnought.jpg|...And suddenly grimdark fanart explanation.

Patrick-star-paragon.png|Dem legs.

Kawaiigon-warsuit.jpg|Emprah knows how much kitbashing [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Battle#Painting_pretty_Sisters_of_Battle_faces_.28so_they_don.27t_look_like_manly_marines.29 and painting skill will take] to achieve this, we are not sure if they have a back-exoskeleton, use special fibers or those are cybernetic arms, and we can skip over the mechanized high-heels.

Kawaiigon-model.jpg|We leave to the skillful and elegan/tg/entlemen this grand challenge of kitbash and painting.

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