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There are too many fucking [[Mary Sues]] in our games and fiction. We know it, and we love to complain about it, because it makes us feel a little better to call a spade a shovel. The original purpose of this list is to provide examples so the phenomenon can be studied, identified and - as a result of the latter - avoided.  &lt;br /&gt;
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(Note: please post Mary Sues in alphabetical order, so they don&#039;t fight about who&#039;s the better Mary-Sue. Also, this is about fictional characters, so while Canon Sues are acceptable, no real-life examples (even if there is such person named &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue AKA the Scientology founder&#039;s wife&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; I&#039;m just adding that for fun). For the sake of peace, religious figures [and possibly mythological characters; particularly when they&#039;re from original mythologies] are real-life examples.  Also, any characters added to the list without justifying reasons will be removed from this page.  If you&#039;re going to add a race, please use the list below this one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mary Sues Case Studies==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Alice]] from the in-name-only &#039;&#039;[[Resident Evil]]&#039;&#039; movies: A character created for the movies, she has superpowers and is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;presented as&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; ENTIRELY invincible. She manages to becomes an even bigger Sue when she loses said superpowers yet continues to obliterate armies unscathed. The film refuses to even let other characters do anything but get rescued by her, she&#039;s worse than characters written by [[Matthew Ward]]. The bitch is played by the director&#039;s wife; she&#039;s his perfect Mary Sue waifu insert and she&#039;s literally sleeping with him to get the job. Don&#039;t forget that &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;she dual-wields katanas&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;. And shotguns. And probably Desert Eagles, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Andrew &amp;quot;Ender&amp;quot; Wiggin from Orson Scott Card&#039;s Enderverse, and a blatant (almost comical to a serious reader) example at that.  What&#039;s worse: he only becomes more of this as the story and the books progress.  It&#039;s even worse in the 2013 movie.  At least the books gave the other characters more depth, Ender&#039;s feats took more time to achieve, and it contained some POV&#039;s that weren&#039;t of or about Ender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ender&#039;s siblings Valentine and Peter.   Ender&#039;s sister is a self righteous prig who is only overshadowed by her obnoxious, sociopathic brothers. Peter, Ender&#039;s older brother, is even worse.  He&#039;s a low functioning sociopath, [[What|but intelligent enough that, as a child, he comes up with sophisticated political philosophies that wow academic circles. As an adult, they prove so sophisticated that he&#039;s appointed Political Leader of Earth.  Despite the fact that a sociopath with absolute power would become a dangerous tyrant as soon as someone refused to do what they say, he doesn&#039;t mess up and dies being hailed as a great ruler]]. Yes, this really happens.  &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Batman]] in an unskilled author&#039;s hands.  He&#039;s a handsome human billionaire who&#039;s the pinnacle of human physical prowess and manages to defeat superpowered beings simply because &amp;quot;he had time to prepare&amp;quot; (with few thinking &amp;quot;why don&#039;t his opponents also use that time to prepare?&amp;quot;).  On top of this he has LITERAL PLOT ARMOR; one of the DC editorial mandates is that Batman is not allowed to be truly defeated (he&#039;s usually too popular and has a presence in too much of the DC Universe to be allowed the downtime by editorial, unless it&#039;s part of a major storyline such as Knightfall).  Because of this a certain tendency for Batman to turn into a Mary Sue is well documented (Read JLA: Act of God and weep; that story was all about starting the First Church of Batman. Or hell, check out the Dark Nights: Metal storyline, where a bunch of Evil Batmen who are variants on an existing superhero attack the DCU as opposed to, say, just doing a whole Evil Justice League like they have multiple times before).  While Batman does have plot armor (nearly no one thinks to just shoot him when they get the chance and the few times they do he escapes, and he&#039;s never unexpectedly engaged by superhuman opponents who could easily beat him - like Darkseid), the same can be said for other non-superpowered heroes.  That being said, there are many ways of adding dramatic tension to such a foregone conclusion situation, and the above mandate only includes actual defeat, so Batman is allowed to fail and make mistakes in certain situations or the villain can escape to cause trouble even after their plan is thwarted, which also helps lessen the Bat-Sue Factor.  &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Edgy|Billy Butcher]] from &amp;quot;The Boys&amp;quot; (comics and show, especially the former) is probably the reigning example of a Jerk Sue ([[TVTropes|An unsympathetic character nevertheless favored in the story, according to our frenemeies]]).  A superpower hating vigilante, Billy is half Punisher-knockoff, half self-insert/mouthpiece for author Garth Ennis.  While most superheroes in this series are notorious for being corporate sellouts who often abuse their powers and sponsorships, Billy is clearly equally motivated by personal prejudice against people with superpowers.  This hatred of superheroes is half of what he’s Garth’s mouthpiece for (the other half is Garth’s hatred of religion - especially Christianity, since the only religious people targeted are Christians).  While he does help the protagonist try to get justice for his girlfriend’s death by superhero collateral damage, Billy is bitter, ill-spirited, confrontational… an edgelord through and through.  Even becoming a villain via wanting to genocide all people with superpowers only adds &amp;quot;Villain Sue&amp;quot; to the list, as he only loses because he chooses too.  He’s also consistently never wrong, as any time a character has something to say about Billy or his actions, he has something back to throw at them proving they’re actually wrong due to author fiat ensuring Billy only argues against strawmen.  Goes to show that making a Mary Sue a smug edgelord is just as repellent as the “over-the-top graceful, sweet and affectionate” opposite, especially when they’re also the author’s hypocritical, preachy mouthpiece. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Caius Ballad, the antagonist of &#039;&#039;Final Fantasy XIII-2&#039;&#039;. Impractical overdesigned costume? Check. Impractical giant, overdesigned sword? Check. Purple hair? Check. Story-breaking powers? Check. Can&#039;t be beaten? Check. Openly called the most powerful &#039;&#039;Final Fantasy&#039;&#039; villain ever by his creator? Check. The only mitigating feature this fool has is that his English VA is Liam O&#039;Brien.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Darkseid from DC Comics is a rare case where people actually &#039;&#039;like&#039;&#039; someone for being a Sue. He wasn&#039;t one at the start of his career - Jack Kirby conceived him as a paper tiger who, for all his grandiose plans and ambitions, was only powerful if people feared him and could be beaten up by two street thugs who didn&#039;t know who he was, not anticipating that fans might prefer a villain who was really as intrinsically powerful as Darkseid claimed to be. He&#039;s strong and tough enough to go toe-to-toe with Superman, he has laser eyes that can do whatever he wants them to (including killing people instantly or bringing them back to life), he&#039;s a masterful schemer who knows all about setting up gambits where he wins no matter what and striking deals with easy ways around them he doesn&#039;t mention, most of his minions rival the Justice League in power and on top of all that he&#039;s the ruler of an entire planet that reliably goes to shit when he&#039;s not around to slap it into shape and sometimes a wide-reaching galactic empire. Despite all this Villain Sue-ness, any attempts to nerf him or bring him down to a more realistic villain level are met with backlash and outrage, and his most celebrated storyline in recent comics history is Final Crisis, in which the heroes required a time-travelling, god-killing bullet to defeat him and he actually forced Batman to abandon his rule against killing. The message is clear: Darkseid is DC&#039;s ultimate villain (or close enough to that status that the number of people higher than him can be counted on a hand or two/ doesn&#039;t require literal divine intervention etc. to defeat and thus retaining a meaningful conflict) and the fans won&#039;t settle for anything less. &lt;br /&gt;
** There&#039;s a reason for this, by the way: Darkseid and his court neatly fill the archetypal niche of embodiments of &amp;quot;the fucked up things people do when you give them power&amp;quot;, with, for example, Gods of Child Abuse and of Torture as two of his chief henchmen. If you&#039;re going to have a hero who&#039;s about Hope and positive, creative or protective Aspirations (see: Superman, Flash, etc.), a villain who embodies the crushing of hope and negative, destructive Aspirations is incredibly useful. Making such a character a paper tiger can be made to work (see the Crimson King, under Special Cases), but is going to be unsatisfying, usually deeply so.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Divis Mal from the RPG [[Aberrant]]. Oh, where to begin? Well, first of all on top of being the absolute, balls-out, most powerful Aberrant in the setting, ever, he&#039;s super smart, plans for everything, never loses &#039;&#039;no matter what the players do&#039;&#039;, and has an ideology that can basically be described as &amp;quot;like Magneto, only &#039;&#039;right&#039;&#039;. About &#039;&#039;everything.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; He&#039;s also in a loving relationship with a super-attractive partner who is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; super-powerful, and his enemies are all stupid and happen to be straw-stuffed right-wing stereotypes because of course they are. He also serves as a thinly-veiled self-insert fanfic character for the lead game designer (a gay man with issues), and said designer once claimed that the title of the game referred to &#039;&#039;him specifically&#039;&#039;. It was all the sequel game could do to take the piss out of all the problems he caused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dr. Doom, depending on the writer. Worst case is he&#039;s written by somebody that forgets that he&#039;s a VILLAIN and depicts his rule over Latveria as unrealistically benign and makes it look like the superheroes are wrong for trying to keep him from taking over the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Elizabeth from &#039;&#039;Bioshock Infinite&#039;&#039;. Plot-sustaining power (the key to the whole plot literally rests in her hands), cannot be harmed, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;makes a grown veteran of war look like an idiot child&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; only if you suck at the game... Regardless, she is routinely placed in easily escapable situations for the pure purpose of being saved when she can plausibly save herself, and makes none of the major (or minor) mistakes in the game. While some claim that she greatly dislikes violence, especially killing, individual interpretations vary depending on whether you view her murders as character arc-defining. To make her comparable to Sues like Lightning and Alice, Ken Levin told the trolls who [[rule 34|34&#039;d]] his perfect wife purpose, which result in a hilarious reverse psychology that gave Ken Levin [[promotions|what he wanted]]. She even gets to be tied into how Fontaine got Jack&#039;s (bioshock 1 mc) command code in the first bioshock. Way to ruin the franchise with some conventional plot device.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Elminster]], who is currently having a threesome with the goddess of magic and rad boobies and his adopted super-hot albino elf daughter while simultaneously beating the god of murder in a sword fight with one hand and the god of slavery in a magic fight with the other. Also, he&#039;s like a million years old and looks it.  Ed Greenwood&#039;s self-insert character in the [[Forgotten Realms]], and a big source of &amp;quot;Why doesn&#039;t he just do this for us?&amp;quot; questions whenever he appears in questlines. Also, along with the gods of the setting and the Harpers, he&#039;s one of the reasons why the Forgotten Realms are in [[Medieval Stasis]].&lt;br /&gt;
**Ironically he didn&#039;t start out originally like this. Back at the beginning of D&amp;amp;D, Elminster wasn&#039;t a massive Mary Sue. Believe it or not, he simply used to be a maxed-out wizard with some additional abilities and stuff that appeared as a Deus Ex Machina in case players had an encounter that was too difficult to overcome. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TedsiCaV2B4 Empress Theresa] is a good example of the &amp;quot;waifu&amp;quot; theory of Mary Sues and the Doyalist definition of Mary Sues, where the author&#039;s relationship to the character is the defining factor.  Short version: Deranged author who can&#039;t take criticism creates his perfect waifu, hands her the world, and refuses to edit the resulting masterpiece, and posts the result for sale on Amazon. Criticism results, which in turn results in internet arguments on a scale that is &#039;&#039;amazing&#039;&#039; (by themselves, they dwarf all of the arguments and criticisms of the Twilight franchise put together, with the unsettling add-on that this is all the author&#039;s mindset).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Every author self-insert.  Especially those found in high-school writing assignments.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Green Lanterns from Earth, especially Hal Jordan. All the human Green Lanterns are regularly shown to be the best Lanterns in the core because they ALL have indomitable willpower, skill, and courage, surpassing others who have been in the corps for decades. Most other lanterns exist only to be killed off as a means of showing how dangerous a threat is. They&#039;re only ever effective when they are helping the Human ones.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*Haoh from Shaman King. If there is any villain that can truly be called a Mary Sue, it&#039;s him, most other villains with this accusation still get defeated. Haoh not only proves invincible throughout the whole series, able to easily pull of feats that are impossible for everybody else, he also has the ability to revive himself if killed, meaning even if the heroes beat him, which they state is impossible in a straight-up fight, it would be pointless, because he&#039;d just back even stronger. Worse is that he goes around saying how awful humans and everyone, even the writer, seems to agree with him because the series ends with him winning, only delaying his plans to kill humanity because reasons, and gets away with a number of atrocities that would make numerous the [[Warriors Of Chaos]] jealous.&lt;br /&gt;
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*IG-88 in the &#039;&#039;Star Wars&#039;&#039; expanded universe, given that he easily breaks into the second Death Star and uploads his personality into it and takes control with nobody noticing, and before that single-handedly took over a planet. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[James Bond]]. To what degree varies, but the Roger Moore version is the worst offender: he&#039;s unbeatable at just about everything, never loses his composure, a ladies&#039; man to an unrealistic degree (even lesbians and villains who stand for everything he opposes switch sides after a dicking from Bond, not to mention that time he had sex with a lesbian was questionable consent at best...so Bond gets away with actual sexual assault if not outright rape), implausibly intelligent, a crack shot, and basically unkillable.  In the books, he is an unlikable git and an alcoholic, yet still gets shit done.&lt;br /&gt;
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*James T. Kirk of [[Star Trek]], but only when written by William Shatner.  While in TOS, Roddenberry himself outright stated Kirk was his Author Avatar and that he wanted the show to have the ambiance of Kirk being able to have any woman he desired, Kirk was still allowed to occasionally fail or make mistakes in certain situations. For other non-Shatner written works, the Suedom factor is kept under control by factors gone into under the list found under &amp;quot;Somewhat Special Cases&amp;quot;, below.&lt;br /&gt;
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*John Galt, Dangy Taggart and most of the cast from Ayn Rand&#039;s &amp;quot;Atlas Shrugged&amp;quot;, which figures given her literature&#039;s reputation for being barely-disguised political sermon. Galt frequently has the narrative grind to a halt in order to focus on his inane views, somehow single-handedly grinds the economy to a halt by founding a libertarian utopia where no &#039;communists&#039; can hold him or other similar geniuses back, and is shilled as the only sane man after the rest of the world becomes a dystopic hellhole without said &amp;quot;genius&amp;quot;. Then there&#039;s the primary female character, a wannabe railroad tycoon trying to get a new train line built despite the fact that &amp;quot;evil socialists&amp;quot; can&#039;t keep them running without crashing every few hours because of mean ol&#039; unions and regulations oppressing the poor upper class. Said woman somehow manages to bed Hank Rearden, local inventor of a metal supposedly even stronger than steel (so basically titanium), called Rearden Metal. Yes, just drips with creativity, don&#039;t it? It&#039;s telling that the Bioshock series, based off her work, is far better received and a more realistic depiction, generally due to taking the prospect of a single man basically playing God to its logical conclusion (I.E. another dystopia but now with blackjack and hookers).&lt;br /&gt;
** A Science Moment: Technically, Titanium is weaker than Steel. By weight it is tougher, but by volume, or amount  it is quite weaker. Many confuse this.&lt;br /&gt;
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*John Kramer, the &amp;quot;Jigsaw Killer&amp;quot; from the &#039;&#039;Saw&#039;&#039; films. Pick any character you know of with a long list of skills or attributes, this guy has more, and he keeps getting away for a half dozen movies.  He&#039;s also influenced people to the point that even after he dies, some of them copy his actions and ideas and think they&#039;re doing good things.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jon Snow (especially the show version): While this is in the books as well, it is more evident in the show and he is currently dying from a mutiny in the books.  Being a bastard is a bad thing in Westeros so he gets sent to the wall, but it&#039;s uphill from there.  He gets a Valyrian steel blade (which is incredibly rare and an heirloom of noble houses) in his first week.  He has a pet Direwolf puppy like his siblings, but of course his looks unique.  From here he gets named as squire and successor to the commander of the Night&#039;s Watch (though this does cause some resentment among his peers).  Later on he meets Wildings where he spares one who turns out to be a woman; it&#039;s obvious where this goes... they don&#039;t get along, they fall in love, have sex and spend some time together, something forces them apart and she dies.  She also has red hair, which stands out because among Wildings its considered lucky.  While he gets stabbed like in the books, in the show he dies from it then gets resurrected by Melisandre/the Lord of Light.  He&#039;s revealed to be the bastard child of Rhaegar Targereyn and Lyanna Stark, making him Westeros&#039; rightful king, as well as Daenerys&#039; nephew - but that doesn&#039;t stop him from having sex with aunt Daenerys*, and this time the incest is portrayed positively!  Also, him beating Ramsay Bolton (see below); that&#039;s right, Jon&#039;s so Mary Sue his plot armor trumps the plot armor of another Mary Sue (to be fair, though, he was actually on the verge of loosing the big battle to Ramsay right up until the moment his ass gets saved by his little sister and about four thousand mounted knights.)  While some of the earlier traits don&#039;t necessarily equal a Mary Sue, they add up... oh, they add up (*Daenerys, a warqueen who brought dragons back from extinction among other things, makes mistakes and suffers consequences that would seem to impact her Sue-factor if they didn&#039;t always turn out to be functionally inconsequential in comparison to her astounding triumphs through casual part-time parenting.)  Book Jon is way more well rounded as a character, where it is pointed out that he actually had a decent life as a bastard before coming to the Watch, and several choices he made ended up biting him in the ass come the mutiny.     &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jotaro Kujo, from Jojo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure Part 3 and 4 (And part 6 but not in part 6... we&#039;ll get to that later). He&#039;s pretty much invincible like Kenshiro, but unlike Kenshiro, he didn&#039;t train a single day to be as hax as he is (His Stand &amp;quot;Star Platinum&amp;quot; is really strong, at the cost of short range, but plot gets in the way and he always gets close enough to ORAORA the bad guys). Also unlike Kenshiro, he is an asshole to everyone, but never suffers any consequences from it (Women literally ADORE him despite his jerkass attitude, because 80&#039;s). He spends the entire trip to Egypt spurting out massive amounts of [[Just as planned]] against every villain of the week, or simply getting powers as plot demands, some of the most outrageous examples being: The use of &amp;quot;Star Finger&amp;quot;, which completely negates the previously stated range weakness; His &amp;quot;battle&amp;quot; against Steely Dan, where he DID get humilliated but retributed it tenfold in the end; His &amp;quot;battle&amp;quot; against Alessi, where he gets to beat a grown man unconscious with his bare fists despite being turned back into a SEVEN YEAR OLD; His battle against main villain DIO where he wins DIO&#039;s time stopping powers for bullshit reasons and wins; and, even more ridiculously, being able to RESURRECT his very dead Grandpa Joseph by [[what|using his stand for blood transfusing and heart-resetting]]. In part 4 he mellows down a lot, most notably [[FAIL|getting beaten by a rat]], but that doesn&#039;t prevent him from beating the shit out of the main villain Kira TWICE and stealing the spotlight from Uncle Josuke (The titular Jojo of part 4) on his final battle; too bad Josuke!. Part 6 however, does a great job at not only nerfing but rounding him altogether, the Jojo this time being his own daughter, Jolyne Cujoh (Note that is not Kujo), a delinquent who ends out in prison and resents him greatly for being an awful, absent father and constantly reminds him of it. He attempts to &amp;quot;fix&amp;quot; things but [[Just as planned|falls into one of main villain Pucci&#039;s schemes]] and is rendered comatose for great part of the story, when he latter regains his powers (With a significant decrease in durability) and comes to terms with Jolyne, the villain becomes Godlike and ends out killing him along with the entire universe; too bad Shonen Jump!, now seinen is Araki&#039;s best friend. In Pucci&#039;s universe he is a complete spineless weakling, but in case that was a bit too much, reality resets again and creates [[Awesome|a new universe free of the Joestars Tragic Fate and Part 3&#039;s bullshit]]. PD: In the Videogame Eyes of Heaven he is even worse, but this entry is already too long so i&#039;ll only say the creators weren&#039;t too good with resolutions.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Kai Leng, from &#039;&#039;[[Bioware#Mass_Effect_3_.28The_Downfall.29|Mass Effect 3]]&#039;&#039;. You&#039;re constantly told he&#039;s a badass assassin, but when he shows up, Shepard&#039;s crew suddenly become drooling idiots so Leng can strut about, act tough, and monologue. He brags about killing Thane (alien assassin squadmate from the previous game) even though the latter was hobbled by a terminal illness requiring daily medical care and Thane &#039;&#039;STILL&#039;&#039; got the drop on Kai Leng; Thane even says himself &amp;quot;That other assassin should be embarrassed.  A terminally-ill Drell kept him from reaching his target.&amp;quot;  When you &amp;quot;win&amp;quot; the &amp;quot;fight&amp;quot; against him on Thessia, he still gets away, utterly unaffected by the crumbling architecture that stops Shepard from pursuing him. By the end of the fight, you&#039;ve advanced the plot a grand total of nowhere, regurgitated information you already have, and been hamstrung as a player because the writer wants his character to look cool. He is yet another antagonist dropped onto a story filled with them, but is nothing more than a costume, sword, and book of one-liners. Unlike Saren from ME1, we have no connection with this douchebag because the story doesn&#039;t give him enough screen time to develop into anything.&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternate take: What appears to be Sue-ness is BioWare writing him as a Hate Sink. (Basically a character designed to be hated and nothing else, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HateSink ask those smashers at TV Tropes for more info].) BioWare were using the Reapers as cool villains and leaning into the Illusive Man getting the Darth Vader treatment of the tragic, sympathetic villain who can possibly redeem himself with his death, so Leng became the game&#039;s villainous punching bag. Given what a gut punch the final battle is, clearly they wanted Leng&#039;s ultimate downfall to give the player a moment of catharsis so they could take a small victory where they got it. And for that to work, it had to be satisfying, and that meant he had to get on the player&#039;s nerves without an excuse or understandable motive to undercut their focused rage against him. Note that during the final battle against him, Shepard spends the whole time dressing him down as a coward who can only win by running away and after beating him, smashes his stupid sword and guts him like a fish with their omni-blade. [[Awesome|&amp;quot;That was for Thane, you son of a bitch!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]], nothing can kill him and he&#039;s morally flawless, superior to everyone-fucking-else. At least until Shin Saga in the anime, where he starts fucking up often, even with his super kung-fu laser ninja powers. Most battles are curb-stomps until later on because &#039;&#039;it&#039;s a fucking show from the 80&#039;s&#039;&#039;. Do note, however, that Kenshiro loses a &#039;&#039;lot,&#039;&#039; especially later on, and mostly wins his hardest battles because he&#039;s the only one worth a shit left alive by that point in the series.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Kratos from &#039;&#039;[[God of War]]&#039;&#039;. He curb-stomps fucking gods due to [[plot armor]] (and because one of them decided to give a bloody psychopath the powers of a god; MENSA applicant right there) and he has threesomes with complete strangers, even though he is meant to be grieving for the death of his family that he himself murdered. Oh and the rules for how death works change whenever it&#039;s convenient for him. Err, some of this is because most of the gods he kills with super-powerful items, including Blade of Olympus, the God of War universe&#039;s version of Zeus&#039; lightning bolts the cyclops gave him to defeat the titans, which has been infused with all the power of the Greek God of War. And he is later revealed to house the Power of Hope since GoW1, a power strong enough to kill gods. Now he is starting a new family in Norse mythology land Midgard while STILL having the &amp;quot;godly&amp;quot; super strength despite the blade of Olympus drained all his power and gave it all to the world.(Note that he clearly didn&#039;t give up his combat experience nor his genetics as a demi-god son of Zeus. Even without those things, he&#039;s at minimum a heavily trained demi-god from the strongest of the Greek gods.) At least he acknowledged how fucking awful he was in the past and tried to be a good father toward his new son Atreus, but still keeping his no gods allowed policy. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Lana Lang from the TV show &#039;&#039;Smallville&#039;&#039; (note; Smallville is not considered canon to the Superman story by DC Comics).  Almost big a Mary Sue as Bella from Twilight; almost because she actually has a few useful skills, but she learns them unrealistically quickly (becoming a black belt in martial arts in &#039;&#039;one week&#039;&#039;).  She has the cliche orphan story but with a unique spin for maximum snowflake effect (her parents were killed by a meteor strike), everyone in the story loves her with the exception of some villains (the key word is SOME), and she&#039;s treated as someone who can do no wrong.  Lana even got on the cover of TIME magazine, in-universe, as a child!  She serves as a wedge between Clark and having a relationship with any other girl and between Clark and his eventual Superman destiny.  Clark technically sacrificed his father to save her!  In one episode, Clark rewound time on a day in which Lana died, and instead lost his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Lightning from &#039;&#039;Final Fantasy XIII&#039;&#039;, she is basically a pink-haired Cloud without any of Cloud&#039;s likable personality traits. She&#039;s currently the NEW AND ASTONISHING HEAVENLY Valkyrie that fights a purple Sephiroth in her new game &amp;quot;Lightning&#039;s Return&amp;quot;. Not that we care, but she was created by Motomu Toriyama ([[Matt Ward]]&#039;s Japanese cousin), a man with a Chris-Chan-like persona and Matthew Ward-style writing who is now continuously raping the franchise. He has a waifu love for Lightning like Paul has for Alice. Lightning is comparable to Alice on many levels, which says a lot, really. She also has tons of fucking DLC &amp;quot;costumes&amp;quot; dedicated to her so the player could dress her up and fap her to death. This is so fucking shameful that I&#039;m crazy enough to believe Alice is a much capable heroine. Somebody kill me, please. Oh, just recently, Toriyama decided to have Lightning become a guest character in a future Final Fantasy. So not only is the franchise gonna suffer the rotting Emperor syndrome, but Lightning is now the literal goddess of every Final Fantasy game? Seriously, have you ever seen Paul doing such disgusting things with Alice? Like forcing Alice into an actual &#039;&#039;Resident Evil&#039;&#039; game (well, the &#039;&#039;Resident Evil&#039;&#039; franchise is dead as well)? Motomu Toriyama is officially worse than Paul Anderson!!&lt;br /&gt;
** Gets worse: Toriyama has stated that Lighting is the &amp;quot;first&amp;quot; strong female character in any &#039;&#039;Final Fantasy&#039;&#039;. Even ignoring the dozens of better-written female characters, some of which he himself has written, the &amp;quot;strong&amp;quot; meaning just physical doesn&#039;t work either; FF7&#039;s Tifa (a game he worked on, btw) can punch tanks to death.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Lisa Simpson from &#039;&#039;The Simpsons&#039;&#039;, depending on the writer.  Lisa has dipped into Mary Sue-dom the same way as Brian from Family Guy (both serving time as smug mouthpieces for their show&#039;s creators on hot-button-topics).  There was also a time where Lisa had the tendency to never be punished for the times she does do the wrong doing (she ruins Homer&#039;s BBQ in &amp;quot;Lisa the Vegetarian&amp;quot; and merely got scolded by him where Bart would likely have been strangled for it).  One episode had people deferring to Lisa over Prof. Stephen Hawking in Hawking&#039;s area of expertise, and Groening once said Lisa is his favorite character and that he would do anything to prevent her from looking bad (to reference the strangling; the show&#039;s animators also applied a double-standard as they strongly protested against the idea of Homer strangling Lisa for upsetting him like he does with Bart).  While Lisa&#039;s popularity in-universe fluctuates, at its worst the whole town bends over backwards for her even when it goes past characterization (eg; Springfieldians can be &#039;&#039;&#039;VERY&#039;&#039;&#039; sore losers, as demonstrated in the episode &amp;quot;Boys of Bummer&amp;quot; where the whole town - sans Marge - ridiculed Bart for losing a sports game [[Grimdark|to the point that they nearly drove the 10 year old to suicide]], but when Lisa lost a spelling contest she was applauded for winning second place and got a Mount Rushmore-style sculpture of her face).  That being said, there are episodes where Lisa is depicted as unpopular at school, her activism is made over-the-top to be played for laughs, she&#039;ss neglected at home and less of a &amp;quot;smartest person around&amp;quot; and more of a &amp;quot;only sane person surrounded by idiots&amp;quot;, lessening the Sue-factor. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Magneto is not inherently one, but he does have the INSANE potential to become this when crappy writers start taking his sympathetic traits too far (&amp;quot;Hey guys, let&#039;s [[What|make Magneto a member of the X-Men and have him date Rogue]]!&amp;quot;) or just forget he&#039;s the bad guy. Hell, he sometimes becomes this even when he&#039;s a horribly despicable villain. Jeph Loeb&#039;s raping of the Ultimate Universe known as &amp;quot;Ultimatum&amp;quot; has him use his magnetic powers to nearly destroy the world just by waving his hands at Earth&#039;s magnetic poles (completely breaking the laws of physics in the process) and then effortlessly take on half the X-Men and almost all of the Ultimates singlehandedly and nearly win.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Master Chief from the &#039;&#039;[[Halo]]&#039;&#039; series is definitely one. For one, he has [[Matt Ward|Ward-grade]] [[Heresy|plot armor]]. Seriously, it was repeated throughout the games that he was born with the word [[What|&#039;&#039;&#039;LUCK&#039;&#039;&#039;]]. To further expand on his Sueness, this 7-foot tall hunk of raging Leprechaun saved the entire Galaxy &#039;&#039;Twice!&#039;&#039;, single-handedly stopped the Human-Covie War at the last minute, escaped and defeated an entire race of &amp;quot;Super-Space-Zombie-Fungus&amp;quot; that could mindfuck Culture-tier Civilizations without [[What|having his own brain being raped]], is one of the last surviving SPARTAN II&#039;s, solo an entire legion of Covenant Honor-Guards (Which are equivalent to Spacemarine Captain in rank but with inferior gear and training) as well as successfully assassinating a very important Covie leader protected by said Guards without being captured, survived escaping an Exterminatus-level explosion that destroyed a Super-Weapon &#039;Ring&#039; by &#039;&#039;out-flying it&#039;&#039;, somehow his armor is strong enough to deflect Fuel-Rod shots (Which are essentially Plasma Cannons), destroy a flying and mentally psychotic lightbulb with an overcharged Lascannon as a Self-Defence weapon (To be fair 343 Guilty Spark &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a Forerunner Janitor Robot), and did I mention he saved the entire Galaxy &#039;&#039;twice&#039;&#039;? Furthermore with the release of Halo 4, MC is now magically gifted the genes and DNA by the Librarian to become full on [[RAGE|&#039;&#039;impervious to a fucking Forerunner Super-Weapon/Death-Beam&#039;&#039;]], which allows him to single-handedly fight through the insides of a very important Forerunner Capital Ship filled with Necron/Warp-Spiders kill bots and somehow through the act of plot, [[Derp|defeat &#039;&#039;the&#039;&#039; highest ranked Forerunner Military General that has the power to solo the entire Galactic Empire from Star Wars.]] I mean [[Rage|WTF!]] did the developers of Halo not realize that they just created a character with plot-armor so powerful that they make the likes of [[Kaldor Draigo]] look decent in comparison? Thankfully however, as pants-on-head retarded as some of the feats listed for MC are, he at least has some faults such as being psychologically raped in childhood, doesn&#039;t have the &amp;quot;Morally Superior to thou&amp;quot; personality and has a very grim view of the war, almost got killed by the killer space popcorn, being rather mediocre for a SPARTAN II when compared to his other colleagues, is only good in leadership and even then made some stupid mistakes, gets pretty beaten the fuck up by a Brute, his Superhuman abilities only stopped when fighting against low-ranked Elites and know he will lose against one if he fought one-by-one, and most of the battles he has been through had almost cost him his life. Those faults listed are what makes good old Chiefy &#039;&#039;NOT&#039;&#039; in the top 10 most powerful Mary-Sues and makes him somewhat tolerable albeit boring compared to the other listed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Moka Akashiya from Rosario + Vampire: Stupidly fucking OP enough to one-shot kick &#039;&#039;&#039;EVERY OTHER FUCKING MONSTER&#039;&#039;&#039; IN THE &#039;&#039;&#039;ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES&#039;&#039;&#039; AND &#039;&#039;&#039;BOTH&#039;&#039;&#039; SEASONS, has a &#039;&#039;special exception&#039;&#039; to her power levels made so she gets &#039;first ancestor&#039; vampire blood to enable her to be &#039;&#039;even more powerful&#039;&#039;, has no character development &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039; (both her personalities), is a student at an academy and one-shot kicks two members &#039;&#039;of the fucking faculty&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;AND TOTALLY GETS AWAY WITH IT&#039;&#039;&#039;, and is &#039;&#039;unbearably arrogant&#039;&#039;, revelling in her power and basically saying everyone else is beneath her. Not even other OP fucking vampires OLDER THAN HER can beat her. The only reason she&#039;s this bad? The author admits he LOVES vampires. So she&#039;s not only an Author Avatar, but a Canon Sue as well, existing only for [[Heresy|heretical deviants]] to fap to and the author to [[Slaanesh|schlick]] to. God-Emperor fucking damn it, Akihisa Ikeda. You little shit. What&#039;s worse is that [[Matt Ward|he has no shame about it]]. [[C.S.Goto| No, really]]. Even those who initially get one over on her before getting kicked are &#039;&#039;&#039;MORE&#039;&#039;&#039; OP &#039;&#039;fucking vampires&#039;&#039;. Not really, she&#039;s easily one-uped by non-vampires with many characters introduced in S1 &amp;amp; especially S2 who rather easily take her down. Compared to the big leagues, she&#039;s a promising new recruit but not comparable to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mordenkainen (Gary Gygax&#039;s personal avatar in the Greyhawk setting and a level 30 wizard who never fucking ages past 50 despite being a hundred fucking years old without turning into a lich, he became bald for some reason, which makes him look evil, but he remains Stupid Neutral).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Olympia Vale, another character from the [[Halo]] Series and seems to be all around taking over the mantle of Mary Sue from Master Chief as he is pushed in the sidelines like an old man being pushed in the old folks home. Whilst Locke has been accused for being a rather bland and forgettable copycat cutout of the original MC, he still pales in comparison to that of Vale.  Essentially imagine Vale as MC but remove the sociopathic and borderline mentally damaged aspects of John 117, make her a prodigy even beyond that of Spartan recruits which in turn made her pretty easy to integrate in the SPARTAN IV program and make her instantly learn the language of the Elites whilst by herself in space with the only excuse being that [[Bullshit|&#039;she was bored&#039;.]] Vale and to an extent, the majority of the SPARTAN IV&#039;s seem to be an ongoing campaign from Karen Traviss (AKA the Destroyer of Fluff and Halo&#039;s Matt Ward) [[Derp|to further demonize Halsey and her SPARTAN II program]] for no better reason other than being forced to be [[Fail|unethical in an organization as ethically sound as the]] [[Inquisition|Imperial Inquisition.]] As you can imagine, this has already spurred some [[Skub|ire bitching]] in the Halo community and only time will tell if newer sequels from the game would flash her character out in a more decent or obscene matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Ozymandias, AKA, Adrian Alexander Veidt from &#039;&#039;Watchmen&#039;&#039;.  He was born into a wealthy family, then threw it all away and earned even more money.  He&#039;s a perfect athlete, good-looking, smartest man in the world (He mind fucked Dr. Manhattan, a blueish godlike superhuman) and a vegetarian.  In the book he is able to successfully genetically engineer some sort of monster that would be teleported to New York and as it dies unleash a psychic shockwave that would kill millions in a &amp;quot;common enemy&amp;quot; plot to avert World War 3 by uniting them against &amp;quot;interdimensional aliens&amp;quot; (he does the same in the movie, but instead of aliens, he tricks people into making Dr Manhattan their common enemy - Dr Manhattan himself goes along with the plan once he finds out so there will be world peace).  The only downside he had is loneliness, since he had betrayed all his friends and killed the only companion in his life, a fucking genetically-engineered female lynx named Bubastis, by having her bait Dr. Manhattan to the incinerator and killed them both with a switch.  Still, Ozymandias is perfect because Mary Sue don&#039;t need friends. It was also portrayed that his &amp;quot;common enemy&amp;quot; scheme to stop World War 3 (which involved killing millions) in a positive or at least sympathetic light.  He also caught a bullet fired from a gun with his bare hands, and the bullet didn&#039;t just go through them, like it would in real-life, despite him not having superpowers.  Interesting to note that he the idol he worships: Alexander of Macedonia, is a man born before Christ, and the name Ozymandias is reference to a freaking [[Necron|Egyptian pharaoh: Ramses II]], proving that Adrian is just as egoistic as [[Dante]] and the [[Ultramarines]] by have the name of an ancient ruler as his own nickname. Hell, his color page on &amp;quot;before the watchman&amp;quot; made him looked like some sort of floating Jesus!!  Thankfully, he has the decency to acknowledge what he did was wrong in the comics while also justifying it as being for the greater good...which it was in that it stopped World War 3, and he is more complex and well rounded as a character than several others. &lt;br /&gt;
** There&#039;s also the deliberately ambiguous implication that Ozymandias could get some comeuppance in the future (author Alan Moore stated that what happened after the end of the graphic novel is for each reader to decide for themselves); this is done with Dr Manhattan&#039;s cryptic response to Ozymandias&#039; question whether things would work out, and Rorschach giving his journal - containing evidence implicating Ozymandias and revealing his plan - to a news outlet. &lt;br /&gt;
** A direct sequel to Watchmen called &amp;quot;Doomsday Clock&amp;quot; came and finally made Ozymandias pay for what he has done. After the news outlet ousted Veidt&#039;s plans, it started a chain of reaction that eventually led to his downfall as well as the supposed end of humanity. European Union dissolved, the USSR went back its old warmonger ways with their relation between the US degrading to lows below even the Cold War, nuclear weapons failed to be disarmed and one such missile was fired from Russia to New York City. Adrian is now the most wanted man in the world and has brain cancer (possibly ironically validating what he framed Dr. Manhattan for). Still, he managed to fight his way out of this chaos with other DC heroes (superman and the godamned batman mind you, characters with thick plot armor), the Comedian (brought back by Manhattan), pretty much everyone around the world but especially Dr. Manhattan (who masterminded this all from his glass palace on Mars). Also, keep in mind this sequel is not written by Alan Moore himself so it&#039;s at best considered an alternate continuity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Prometheus (the DC supervillain) certainly didn&#039;t &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; as this but ended up being twisted into one. When first introduced he was a genuinely cool and intimidating supervillain whose insane skill and manipulations were balanced out by his crippling mental issues (which the heroes exploited to take him down). Unfortunately, writers who weren&#039;t as skilled as Grant Morrison got their paws on him and made him ludicrously overpowered to the point where he single-handedly &#039;&#039;destroyed Star City, killing Roy Harper&#039;s daughter in the process&#039;&#039;. Thus Prometheus went from an awesome member of Batman&#039;s rogue gallery to a complete waste of pages. Thankfully he was prevented from becoming any worse thanks to Green Arrow putting an arrow through the bastard&#039;s skull.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Ramsay Bolton (show version): Oh good fucking God, where to start with this particular Villain Sue? Well, for one, he manages to take on twenty of the best Ironborn warriors, who were all heavily armed and armored, while not just unarmored but SHIRTLESS and armed with nothing but a kitchen knife and a mace, and SOMEHOW kicks their asses.  Then, much later, he is shown to completely annihilate the battle-hardened Stormlander army led by Stannis Baratheon, the greatest military commander in Westeros, with nothing but cavalry, while the previous episodes had established that Ramsay is a tactically inept moron. (This can also tie in with the fact that the writers of the show seriously fucked over Stannis from &amp;quot;stern-but-honorable competent tactical genius&amp;quot; into &amp;quot;greedy, fanatical moron&amp;quot;).  Finally, he is constantly shown to get his way no  matter how stupidly contrived it seems to the viewer, arguably the worst case being marrying and deflowering Sansa Stark by raping her and getting the killing blow on fan-favorite giant Wun-Wun.  His Sueness ends with his face getting caved in by Jon and fed to his own hounds by Sansa.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Rey AKA Ma-Rey Sue from the [[Star Wars]]. Like Olympia Vale from [[Halo]], Rey has only been in two movies so far so she has an excuse that the finished sequel trilogy may flesh out her character more. However, even then she has already caught some backlash among the old guards of Star Wars who view her as a self-insert Mary Sue with a feminist agenda. Pushing aside from politics, accusations on why she is an insufferable Mary Sue spans from her immediately knowing how to fly the Millennium Falcon despite being a scavenger who should have no pilot experience, knowing more about the inner workings on [[What|&#039;&#039;said&#039;&#039; Millennium Falcon then Han Solo and Chewbacca]] (You know, the guys who flew the ship for half their god damned lives), knowing how to [[Derp|speak and understand Wookie]] despite no evidence or mention that she could, being all of a sudden a [[Wat|powerful Force user who can resist the mind tricks of a trained Jedi-turned-Sith apprentice]] despite no previous mention of her being a Force sensitive, [[Bullshit|performing said Jedi mind trick almost immediately after learning she is a Force Sensitive]] despite the fact that performing a Jedi mind tricks is known to be difficult to master (on the other hand, she had just been in telepathic contact with somebody who would know how to pull off a Mind Trick and wasn&#039;t quite as good at telepathic interrogation as he thought he was) and [[Fail|kicking a pretty powerful Force User in the ass that has been trained in the lightsaber far longer that she is]] (To be fair, Kylo Ren was shot by Chewbacca&#039;s Bowcaster which can make people fly ten feet of the air). As you can imagine, this created a [[Skub|shitstorm of untold proportion]] not seen since the likes of Chewbacca being killed back in Legends material. &lt;br /&gt;
** An alternate view to both the above is that Rey&#039;s plot role is essentially &amp;quot;Luke from New Hope, but with two other characters filling Luke&#039;s role as the Everyman and the Ace Pilot&amp;quot;, and as such gets a vast amount of &amp;quot;Specialness&amp;quot; because she fills a Jedi-apprentice shaped hole in the plot structure. Episode 8 more or less continues the &amp;quot;essentially just a version of Luke&#039;s Jedi plotline from ESB and RotJ&amp;quot; thread, with some of what [[TVTropes]] would call a &amp;quot;Subverted Relationship Sue&amp;quot;. Probably her biggest problem is how very little focus and character development she actually gets when she should be the main character.&lt;br /&gt;
** An argument for Rey is that both Luke and Anakin is just as ridicolous, but they fit easier the form of tropes they are. Luke, being the most classic [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHero Hero] ever, is quickly established as good at most things he does, culminating in flying an X-Wing through the Death Star trench and makes an one-in-a-million shot to destroy the Death Star, and this is less than a week before he was just a farmboy from fuck-all. Anakin is the [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChosenOne Chosen One], and people who are chosen tend to be skilled and powerful regardless. Young Ani competes and wins a pod-race that only aliens can normally participate in due to the sheer insanity of it, and then blows up a Trade Federation Dreadnought with a fighter he&#039;d never been in before. Again, no problem. Now Rey is about as much the Hero as Luke but is an Unchosen One compared to Anakin, and the wildest thing she does in her first movie is to use the Force untrained (much like Luke does in A New Hope) and gain the upper hand on a Sith apprentice. Overall, Rey is propably the least powerful in her first movie, but since people don&#039;t expect her to be that powerful, she gets called a Mary Sue for it. Why people doesn&#039;t expect her to be [[-4 Str|as powerful]] as [[Lawful Good|Luke]] and [[BBEG|Anakin]] is better left for another discussion entirely, though the fact that Rey is touted as a strong female character while being propped up by the failures of men and saved by men throughout the trilogy doesn&#039;t help her case. &lt;br /&gt;
** Then we get a new wrinkle, care of &#039;&#039;&#039;Rise of Skywalker&#039;&#039;&#039;, where we learn that Rey is &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; Rey &#039;&#039;&#039;Palpatine&#039;&#039;&#039;. You heard right, Rey is literally Emperor Palpatine&#039;s &#039;&#039;granddaughter&#039;&#039;. You can imagine the sheer level of [[Skub]] this created.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Richard, from the Sword of Truth series (he&#039;s not as bad in the TV series). He is always considered an ideal hero despite being cruel, sociopathic, and thinking that the universe should bend over backwards for him [[What|(which it actually does).]] Everyone who disagrees with him is evil (even if that&#039;s the only reason they&#039;re considered a villain) or turns evil. Gratuitous rape is thrown in by the author as a cheap way to make him look better (making villains as reprehensible as possible doesn&#039;t solve the problem of the protagonist being completely un-heroic).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Richard B. Riddick, from the Riddick universe. Vin Diesel&#039;s personal self-insert inspired from his own D&amp;amp;D Rogue. Didn&#039;t start out as a Mary Sue though, going from a sensible power level &#039;&#039;(where a fist-fight with a morphine-addicted merc is reasonably fair)&#039;&#039; with dubious morality and a lovably snarky badass attitude.  Later becoming &#039;&#039;(particularly amongst the directors cuts)&#039;&#039; a superpowered badass who can single-handedly take on squads of soldiers with a knife, resist soul sucking, commune with animals and make threats with [[Just as Planned]] modes of killing. &#039;&#039;(&amp;quot;kill you with my teacup&amp;quot; / &amp;quot;dead in 5 seconds&amp;quot;)&#039;&#039;, oh... he can also explode as shown in the director&#039;s cuts and off-screen in the video games.  His later portrayals also show his morality becoming a &amp;quot;told you so&amp;quot; mentality, where, when people die it&#039;s really because they are the assholes and nothing to do with Riddick.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sarah Kerrigan from the Starcraft series has become this more and more as time passes. In the first game she&#039;s just a terran ghost (psionic assassin) who gets turned into a human-zerg hybrid and disappears from the plot after like two or three missions in the zerg campaign, but then she becomes one of the main villains of the expansion pack and everyone else in in the game becomes a thundering dumbass so she can look like a master manipulator despite being played for a sap by yet another character, and commits several atrocities to serve herself and her own agenda but is not punished them in any way despite multiple characters swearing revenge on her. Then the sequel ramped it up.  Out of fucking nowhere she is designated the saviour of the galaxy from the new villain in town with virtually no justification offered except that Blizzard were too cowardly and attached to the the character to follow through on people wanting her dead. She gets purified of zerg corruption and another character who&#039;s more fun and interesting gets killed off so she can live. The zerg campaign centers on her and shows her doing yet more pointlessly-cruel and destructive things in the name of petty revenge, its only concessions to the ridiculousness of letting her live being some half-hearted acknowledgements of her past crimes. And after a pair of pointless guest appearances in the protoss campaign and its prologue campaign, she gets picked by the last good Xel&#039;Naga in the universe to receive his essence and become a Xel&#039;Naga herself so she can defeat the main villain in a laser beam-off. And after her boyfriend, a better-written character who spends all his time getting shit on throughout the series, is seen moping in a bar at the end of the final campaign, she gets to ass pullingly make him a Xel&#039;Naga too, for some moron&#039;s idea of resolving their relationship with happily ever after ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sakamoto from &#039;Haven&#039;t You Heard? I&#039;m Sakamoto&#039; never fails at anything and always manages to look [[Awesome]] no matter what he is doing or how much the other characters try to sabotage him, and it is hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Selene, from the &#039;Underworld&#039; movies. Throughout the series, she bears several similarities to [[Alice]]; both are experts with weapons, both have superior biology to their respective species (humans for Alice, Vampires for Selene), both kill their way through swarms of enemies without getting a scratch, both have little regard for their source material, and both are played by the wives of the directors of their respective film series.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics is another one of these Sues who&#039;s actually popular and enjoyed for it, probably because she&#039;s played entirely for laughs: Doreen Grey is a [[Mutant]] teenage girl with Spider-Man levels of strength/speed/agility, can grow bone knuckles, can talk to squirrels (and have them do her bidding) and has the ability to defeat any villain she wants off-screen. This includes big-name villains like Doctor Doom (she beat him in his first appearance and several times afterwards, and this is a rare instance of a Doom-related incident that was &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; smoothed over with the &amp;quot;Just a Doombot&amp;quot; excuse), Ego the Living Planet (who is, like his name suggests, a planet, meaning that a teenage girl beat up a planet), Thanos (who is one of the biggest badasses of the Marvel Universe, but the writers saved his face by replacing him in this instance with a perfect copy of him), Deadpool (whom she calls the mean, mean man; he&#039;s actually scared of her), M.O.D.O.K. and tons of other people. She was once part of a C-list superhero team, but quit because she thought she was holding them back (which she was entirely correct about: she once apologized to them for being late because she had to beat a 100&#039; space dragon) and left for Marvel&#039;s Nexus of the Multiverse: New York. Despite her unapologetic Mary Sue-ness the fans love her and see her as the one spot of light in the otherwise relentlessly [[grimdark]] Marvel Universe, because again, she&#039;s played entirely for laughs and there&#039;s nary a title in Marvel Comics that couldn&#039;t do with more laughs. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Superman]] in the hands of a poor writer. He is morally perfect, one of the strongest beings in the DC universe, and his one weakness that&#039;s supposed to kill him never works &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;ex: he lifts an entire continent of Kryptonite after being stabbed by a dagger made of it&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; thankfully &#039;&#039;Superman Returns&#039;&#039; had so many plotholes that &#039;&#039;Man of Steel&#039;&#039; declared it all non-canon. The only reliable way to nerf him is to have Batman beside him, because Superman always becomes a dumbass when Batman is around (go watch DCAU Justice League to see for yourself). Good writers can avoid falling into this by having him go up against villains who can genuinely threaten him (such as General Zod or Maxima), showing that even with all his vast powers there are things Superman just can&#039;t do (in one tragic story it turned out that even though he can benchpress planets, he can&#039;t stop his parents from dying of cancer) or emphasising that his strong morals are not intrinsic to him, but a product of a happy childhood, caring parents and a network of close friends, and he wouldn&#039;t necessarily have them if he were raised somewhere less pleasant (like, say, Planet Apokolips or the Soviet Union - both actually happened in Elseworlds stories, look it up).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Tauriel, Peter Jackson&#039;s special snowflake from &#039;&#039;The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug&#039;&#039; (a Mary Sue in something related to Tolkien; [[Tolkien|Beren and Luthien are deep and well-written enough to get a pass]], this is a sad day). Not content with pissing on the established characters and story from the book (i.e. the Barrel-escape from Thranduil&#039;s castle is changed, Smaug &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is much less intelligent than he is in the book...)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;-Sorry but this is A:not true, B:has nothing to do with Tauriel whom he never meets), Peter also adds unnecessary and over-the-top new characters.  Tauriel&#039;s ridiculously skilled at fighting (even for an elf) and has healing powers. According to all of Tolkien&#039;s books, only a select few elves can heal people such as Lord Elrond Half-Elven, wielder of one of the three Elven Rings of Power and a direct descendant of the Kings of the Noldor; all things which Tauriel lacks. In addition, she&#039;s ship-teased with canon-characters Legolas (who never appears, or even gets mentioned, in the book) and Kili. Though it is worth mentioning Legolas was never supposed to appear in the film adaptation of the Hobbit but was shoe horned in by executives who wanted to cash in on his popularity with fangirls.  At least some of the ship tease between Kili and Tauriel is well handled as well, in particular when Kili tells her stories when locked in prison. Hell, next to the Uber competent Warrior Legolas became in the films, Tauriel is tame.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Star Trek|Wesley Crusher]]. Wesley FUCKING Crusher. Originating from the same franchise as the original Mary Sue, Wesley is a very young ensign training to be an officer in Starfleet, where he&#039;s earned the admiration of many of the bridge officers. He became something of a protege to Captain Picard, who was impressed by Wesley after he showed that he had learned all the controls at the captain&#039;s chair when they first met. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;While not morally perfect or incorruptible Wesley is as close as he can be in most cases&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He&#039;s only moral by Gene Roddenberry&#039;s standards &#039;&#039;(which were messed up beyond belief, the man thought it was okay to be a prima donna director to a point that made even Stanley Kubrick and James Cameron look tame but not for children to grieve over dead loved ones, and that&#039;s not getting into his corporate shyster practices, anti-religious prejudices and sexism; seriously we&#039;re not making any of that up)&#039;&#039;, by a normal person&#039;s, he&#039;s smug and egocentric, along with his [[Deus Ex Machina]] techno skills, which are shown off by making the rest of the crew look useless. He notably also gets the Enterprise into danger before getting it out of it, and never gets called out for it. Many people thought that he was an insufferable little shit, among them Wil Wheaton (the actor who PLAYED the guy).  Wesley is even named after Gene Roddenberry; Wesley is Gene&#039;s middle name - or to give Gene&#039;s full name, Eugene &#039;&#039;Wesley&#039;&#039; Roddenberry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Loli|Young main characters]] in crappy [[Asians|Japanese]] [[anime|animes]] and [[manga]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Main characters from Japanese [[Isekai]] light novels. Usually they were nerds or losers who only interest in a particular underrated hobby/talent in their world, but became a fucking skyrim tier powerhouse once they enter the so-called mysterious otherworld. Upon entering, they became super powerful since their somewhat boring talent suddenly becomes a miracle to the other world residents thus making the main character successful. It is a trend that they will done the following to prove their superiority: wrecking Saturday cartoon villain tier antagonist (usually a reference to the main character&#039;s childhood bully) that made even [[Ahriman]] looks good, instantly gained many female party members because the main character was an unpopular virgin in their original world(and no males allow, they are yucky), using their otaku knowledge to solve every problem that was deems unsolvable in the other world(more reason that their useless hobby/talent that was deemed useless has more use in the otherworld). The other world usually consist the cliches of JRPG world: [[Medieval Stasis]], fantasy creatures like dwarves and elves, old European like hierarchy and cultures, monsters, JRPG mechanic. One of many trend of isekai protagonist is that almost all of them have tragic background featuring how they were bullied in high school or parent suicide or truck-kun or some typical Japanese cliches of tragic. There are also many situations where authors would made the protagonist suffer by have him stuck in a misunderstood situation, setup by the unlikable villain as an attempt to make him look good. Then again, these kind of self fulfilling characters are authors self insert whom was a victim of a depressing citizens of their society, or they thought. There are a few exceptions to this such as Ainz Ooal Gown, Kazuma Satou or Kazuya Souma who are thrown into situations that requires far more intelligence, planning and Indy Polys than your typical light novel protagonist can muster. Some try to subvert this with mixed results. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Judging from the rest of the list, [[Skub|any character you don&#039;t like.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Works with more than too many of them===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[In Nomine]]&#039;s Superiors may or may not qualify; if they do, they do so as a block, thus placing them here. The problem here is that each Superior is an NPC made to more or less &#039;&#039;&#039;be&#039;&#039;&#039; their entire organization (&#039;&#039;most&#039;&#039; PCs report directly to at least one of them), and thus needs to be larger-than-life. Ultra high-powered NPCs plus Strong Personalities plus Needing to Show Up Frequently is a formula only in need of a small amount Bad Writing or Poor GMing to go into hardcore Suedom. On the &amp;quot;possibly further from Suedom&amp;quot; side, all the Superiors have exploitable character flaws, but the result is still an edifying example of why High Powered NPCs are a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sonichu, made by [[Chris-Chan|you-know-who]]. To make a long article short, just about anyone who is friends with the author or from some franchise &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;s/he/it&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; likes gets to be overwhelmingly hax and unbound by the laws of morality, everyone who isn&#039;t is pretty much either nonexistent or very very evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Twilight|Bella Swan]]: Though she is a pretentious, manipulative, male-dependent, self-pitying downer who takes her parents for granted and makes no time for her friends, Bella is adored by all. Her first day of school is supposedly hard for her, despite the fact that every person she meets instantly presents her with a best friend badge, and/or falls in love with her.  She&#039;s also clumsy EXCEPT when there&#039;s a moment where she&#039;ll die if she does something clumsy.  Add being a painfully obvious author surrogate and even being the product of one of the author&#039;s dreams (S Meyer admitted that herself), &amp;quot;clumsy&amp;quot; Bella is the Mary Sue of her generation.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Twilight|Edward Cullen]]: This character is the reason the popularity of vampires took a massive hit when the book came out.  Possibly the most rage-inspiring aspect is he introduced the idea that vampires [[FAIL|SPARKLE HARMLESSLY LIKE DIAMONDS IN SUNLIGHT]]!  He can read minds, is near impossible to kill, doesn&#039;t have the vampire weakness to holy objects despite seeing himself as an abomination against God, doesn&#039;t feed off humans despite his literal bloodlust except for criminals or &amp;quot;those who deserve to die&amp;quot;, always fashionable and multi-talented.  Despite being a textbook case of an emotionally abusive and controlling boyfriend to Bella, he&#039;s always treated as having the moral high ground... except when he refuses to make Bella a vampire, but that gets swept under the rug as soon as he changes his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Twilight|Jacob Black]]: A werewolf from the Twilight franchise.  He commits date rape on Bella (forcing a kiss), trolls the vampires and switches sides between the werewolves and the vampires without consequence.  The worst part is when he [[FATAL|falls in love with Bella&#039;s and Edward&#039;s newborn daughter because of a vision, practicing wife husbandry on her as soon as she can walk and talk... and all the other characters are fine with this]].  The story also gushes about his looks to the point that the movie doesn&#039;t go five minutes without the character taking off his shirt and the camera focusing on his muscles.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Warhammer unfortunately has several examples, many of them a result of Matt Ward&#039;s bad writing.  They get much better in the hands of more skilled writers, or in [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|parodies]].&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Cato Sicarius]]. Seriously this guy is Mary Sue&#039;s Mary Sue. He was born to a noble house on Talassar, trained with a sword as soon as he could hold one, inducted into the Ultramarines. He got commendation after commendation going from sergeant to company champion to Captain of the 2nd Company in several decades. He refined lightning assaults to near perfection and knows what to do after giving the battlefields a quick glance. He leads a company of mini Sues, each squad having some title for some great feat; their devastators having destroyed a titan, and a tactical squad that hasn&#039;t taken a casualty in close to 100 years. He is not only captain of the 2nd but &amp;quot;Master of the Watch&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Knight Champion of Macragge&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Grand Duke of Talassar&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;High Suzerain of Ultramar&amp;quot;, seriously those last two titles are [[pretend|completely made up]]. He&#039;s a complete dick, valuing glory for himself and his company over all else, admitting to his men that he didn&#039;t care about planet Damnos when they were battling the Necrons over it (where he got his ass handed to him by a no-name Necron Lord). He also decided to appoint himself judge, jury, and executioner, to judge Uriel Ventris when he broke from the Codex, even though they&#039;re the same rank and only the Chapter Master has the right to do stuff like that. Oh yeah that reminds me, to top it all off most of the chapter thinks he&#039;s next in line to be Chapter Master, instead of Captain Agemman of the first company, even though he&#039;s got much (see fuck-tons) more experience than Sicarius. Add all that to the Mary Sue-ness of being a Space Marine and being in the Ultramarines and it reaches critical levels.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Eldrad|Eldrad Ulthran]], and what&#039;s worse: he knows he is, and is a complete dick about it.  Though he was recently imprisoned by his Craftworld for trying to help the Imperium and messing up Ynnead&#039;s ascension.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Kaldor Draigo]]. Wrote his mentor&#039;s name into Mortarion&#039;s heart without contracting Spess Aids, or being fucking destroyed by said primarch which, of those 20(21?) can roll through a squad of Custodes without too much effort, got schllupped into the Warp and somehow remains pure.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Marneus Calgar]], especially post-Ward.  Killing an Avatar of Khaine by punching its chest in and not getting seriously hurt in said fight with one.  An Avatar of Khaine is supposed to be as hard to kill as a Bloodthirster, something that takes a Primarch or a Bio-titan to beat in a one-on-one fight (then again, Games Workshop loves [[Worf|worfing]] Avatars, and Space Marines are their Creator&#039;s Pet). Calgar had his arms and legs chopped off by the Swarmlord, which didn&#039;t kill him due to Plot Armor, and he leads the Ultramarines, themselves considered a Mary Sue chapter in a Mary Sue faction (see the Space Marine entry on this page). These are just the first few examples.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Captain Matthias Ward]], I am the better Mary-Sue.&lt;br /&gt;
**The [[Primarch]]s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and their [[Warhammer High|daughters]].&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;THOSE WORDS ARE BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! /tg/ can only create perfection!&#039;&#039;&#039;}} (To be fair, the daughters are only Sues in that they inherited their Sue traits from their fathers.)&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uriel Ventris]] - despite initially coming off as a subversion of Wardian Ultramarines-are-the-best Mary Sue bullshit, he quickly devolves into [[Skub|Ultramarines are the worst unless they use the Codex to wipe their asses and act like Space Wolves]] - which is pretty much limited to - guess who? - McNeill&#039;s OC-Do-Not-Steal Special Snowflake Ventris.&lt;br /&gt;
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*World of Warcraft:&lt;br /&gt;
**Kalecgos (AKA Kalec), blue dragon who can disguise himself as a human-elf hybrid; from [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcrabs]]. Ham-fistedly inserted into the Blood Elves&#039; redemption story arc as an enabler. Later he takes over the blue dragonflight even though he&#039;s not the oldest, wisest or most powerful blue dragon, but simply because he was the only surviving named blue dragon with anything approaching a personality. Later he hooks up with Jaina Proudmoore, a powerful human mage/noblewoman/faction leader introduced in Warcraft III. She does this in spite of their vast age difference (which made her reject an Elven prince who loved her). &lt;br /&gt;
**Jarod Shadowsong, [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcamp]].  Shoehorned into the setting in books &amp;quot;War of the Ancients&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Wolfheart&amp;quot; written by Richard Knaak.  Brother to canon character Maiev Shadowsong, love interest to Shandris Feathermoon, who is Tyrande&#039;s adopted daughter (both characters canon since WC3, Shandris in case you don&#039;t recognise is that one Elf archer with a unique model present in the first two and last Night Elf missions in RoC).  His mere presence raises morale so much that people &amp;quot;automatically fight harder and obey him with greater swiftness&amp;quot;. Survives a one-on-one fight against Archimonde, a demon lord who can destroy cities single-handedly because he suddenly decided to toy with Jarod even though time was of the essence.  Various Night Elves and even DEMIGODS place themselves under his command!  He spends thousands of years after the first fight against the Burning Legion resting on his laurels and doesn&#039;t show up when the Burning Legion invade the second time, but no-one calls him out on this in-universe.  Also Shandris&#039; love for him?  She hadn&#039;t seen, heard of or spoken to Jarod for &#039;&#039;thousands of years&#039;&#039; and he was also &#039;&#039;married to someone else&#039;&#039;, but apparently Shandris still loved him after all that time.&lt;br /&gt;
**Krasus (AKA Korialstraz) from [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcrack]], mainly due to the author&#039;s overuse of him, and said author is also Richard Knaak.  An elf who&#039;s secret identity is he&#039;s really a dragon, and one of the oldest living dragons. One of the leaders of the Kirin Tor. Consort/Adviser of the Dragon Queen, he might as well be the Dragon King considering how much importance she puts on him. He also  gets sent back in time to partake of a historical event despite the fact HIS YOUNGER SELF WAS AROUND IN THAT TIME. He also set up another Mary Sue in Warcraft, Rhonin (NOTE; both characters were created by the same author).&lt;br /&gt;
**Rhonin, archmage of the Kirin Tor, [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcrap]].   By Richard Knaak again, Blizzard Entertainment&#039;s equivalent of [[Robin Cruddace|Robin Cruddace]].  Knaak made up a new member of the famous Windrunner family just for Rhonin to hook up with. They have half-elf kids who are blessed by dragons despite the fact they&#039;ve done nothing to earn it (the player characters have done more, but they don&#039;t get anything like that; just a few trinkets that will be rendered obsolete by the next expansion), not to mention that those half-elf kids are one of the very rare examples of human-elf hybrids in WoW (the other is Arator the Redeemer, son of legendary characters all the way back in Warcraft 2 - human paladin Turalyon and elven general Alleria).  Even the name Rhonin is just the title &amp;quot;Rōnin&amp;quot; (referring to a Samurai with no master during Japan&#039;s feudal period) with a few changes to anglicize the name (and, of course, the character doesn&#039;t even look Japanese).  He gets sent back in time to partake in the first fight against the Burning Legion for no other reason than Knaak wanted Rhonin to be there. He does practically nothing in the game, yet everyone says he&#039;s a great hero; even then, he didn&#039;t do half the things they praise him for.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sylvanas Windrunner from [[World of Warcraft]] (The trend is now a bullet train into Edgytown): Started out as a Fantasy counterpart for Sarah Kerrigan, she&#039;s been turning into Fantasy Hitler/Mengele (or rather, was from the beginning).  Originally a High Elf ranger in Warcraft III who is killed and turned into a Banshee by Arthas. She sets up the Undercity as a fortress/Horde-run concentration camp for Alliance captives, and has free reign of atrocities ranging from slavery to genocide.  Her Royal Apothecary kidnapped innocents to experiment upon under her watch, torturing them for fun and science. Now that doing bad things upsetting some players does definitely not qualify for Mary Sue&#039;dom, but the problem becomes obvious as the plot advances. She was already under suspicion before the Wrathgate Incident (she knew about the plague, but not that it would be used on the Horde too), invaded Gilneas, nuked Southshore, waged a torture-filled genocidal campaign on the Humans, manipulated the Horde (to join them in the first place in order to use them as tools), built a Cult of Personality around herself, employed the Val&#039;kyr (which seems to be a case of &amp;quot;Even Chaos has standards&amp;quot; when seen by pragmatic Death Knight Thassarian), resurrected those who she killed against their will despite not liking when it happened to her, shot and killed Liam Greymane then taunted his father Genn about it, attempted to steal the Scythe of Elune to enslave the Worgen to expand her personal army and made some kind of deal with the devil to get the Val&#039;kyr in the first place. The closest she got to any kind of punishment was Lor&#039;thermar threatening to kill her if she raised the Horde&#039;s dead as Forsaken, stating he&#039;d leave her to the Alliance if she tried it on their dead and calling her out on several of her actions in Mists of Pandaria - rather weaksauce given the almighty kicking they were giving Garrosh throughout that expansion pack, making him out to be evil incarnate. In Legion, after retreating from the Broken Shore, the crowning moment of Mary Suedom occurs when she ends up being named the next Warchief of the Horde with Vol&#039;jin&#039;s dying words, followed by her abandoning the fight against a world-destroying demon army so she can find a way to cheat death, and everyone in the Horde is okay with this.  In the next expansion, the Horde forced the Night Elves out of Kalimdor in the War of Thorns, with Sylvanas pulling an Arthas by forcing the dying commander to watch her burn Teldrassil, an action worse than Garrosh&#039;s Bombing of Theramore because Theramore was a military target while the Night Elves had surrendered and Teldrassil was inhabited only by non-combatants.  Then the writers give her plot armor by having &amp;quot;never forsake honor&amp;quot; Saurfang save her life by dealing a dishonorable blow to her opponent, as Sylvanas&#039; atrocities grow barely anyone from the Horde turns against her, and pulling new powers out of their asses for her.  Then she pulls an admittedly cunning trap and Blight-bombs Lorderaen when the Alliance take it from the Forsaken in retaliation (only turning the tide thanks to Jaina).  After this she gets more unexplained new powers that allow her to one-shot Saurfang and solo Lich King Bolvar and a horde of undead in the lead-up to the new expac.  The Mary Sue reason on top of all this? She never suffers any &#039;&#039;(literally, ANY)&#039;&#039; setback except Greymane ruining her Val&#039;kyr agenda. All her atrocities and horrors are ignored or turned into heroism, and what&#039;s worse, she automatically pulls out the next phase of her agenda out of her ass like some Pentagon&#039;s high command after snorting a line of coke each. Her Forsaken, despite horrendous losses and ban on raising unwilling dead, somehow destroys each and everything with a shred of goodness around her...only for her to get raised to Warchief status like some spoiled prepubescent princess. This issue is compounded by the fact that Sylvanas has a very vocal fanbase and she&#039;s the Creator&#039;s Pet of at least two of Warcraft&#039;s dev team, lead quest writer David Kosak and Creative Director Alex Afrasiabi (the latter who insists [[Skub|she&#039;s not evil and that there&#039;s still a lot more to her story]]).  &lt;br /&gt;
**Thrall, the (in)famous Orc Warchief from &#039;&#039;[[Warcraft]]&#039;&#039;. Started out cool in WC3 as an Orc orphan raised in a human internment camp who escaped with help from a friend, he led the Orcs because he was the former Warchief&#039;s son and a powerful but not story-breaking shaman.  By having his forces fight alongside the trolls and Tauren and save them from their enemies he made allies. Though he fucked up by sending Grommash to collect resources from Ashenvale (antagonizing the Night Elves, giving the demons an opportunity to corrupt the Orcs and leading to the death of a demigod who would&#039;ve been a great help against the Burning Legion), with a lot of help from some allies and another demi-god he sets things right and they kick the Burning Legion&#039;s demonic asses off of Azeroth.  He still holds the line against threats and tries to make peace, but he&#039;s a bit too forgiving of trouble-makers in the Horde (see Sylvanas above and Garrosh below).  In the Cataclysm expansion for World of Warcramps, he became Azeroth&#039;s premiere shaman and leader of half the world while appointing the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Skub|VERY CONTROVERSIAL]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;balls to the wall violent and universally hated&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; patriotic warmonger Garrosh Hellscream as Warchief of the Horde; despite the protests of several others &#039;&#039;including Garrosh himself&#039;&#039; (who was uncertain he could handle the responsibility of such a role at the time). Takes over as Aspect of Earth from a borderline demigod, and even deals a crippling blow to him when he&#039;s empowered by the Old Gods. Even people that were fans of Thrall during Warcraft III have started to get sick of him.&lt;br /&gt;
*** The writers appear to have realized what kind of monster they unleashed in Cataclysm and every expansion since has given him a kicking in some way. In Mists of Pandaria Garrosh kicks his ass just before his final fight with the players. In Warlords of Draenor he gets relegated to the sidelines and has [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHwiEbXqh3k another fight with Garrosh], which features a memetastic sequence in which Garrosh pummels his dumb ass while listing his failures. He wins the fight only by cheating and using his shaman powers, and Legion (the expansion) reveals the Elemental Spirits have nerfed him for his blatant haxxing. Even when he begins getting his powers back, you only see that happen if you&#039;re a shaman, and he ends up becoming your bitch. Even his big fancy Doomhammer gets misplaced so it can become an Artifact weapon for Enhancement shamans.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mary Sue Races==	&lt;br /&gt;
While not every member of a race is a Mary Sue, [[Chakat|with one or two exceptions]], sometimes whole races are considered Mary Sues because they have huge amounts of plot armor and are idealized beyond reason.  They were put here as the Mary Sue list was originally conceived for characters.  Also, please list them in alphabetical order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Although some might find this as [[Skub|arguable,]] the characteristics describing the Asari race in [[Bioware|Mass Effect]] are blatantly Mary-Sue. Although not every Asari is a Mary Sue (though some are), when it comes to the general race as a whole, oh boy does their &#039;Sueness&#039; reach Chakat levels. Examples on what makes them a Mary Sue includes having the second longest lifespan behind the Krogan (over 1000 years, plus they lack the Krogans violent nature which can easily waste their long lifespans), all of them are biotic users, every one in the game is intelligent, founders of the council, considered sexy by many other species despite being a monogendered species (even Salarians, who lack a sex drive and mate by necessity), and are deliberately oversexualised by the developers so they can be [[Rule 34|Rule 34&#039;ed to death]]. Their race as a whole is portrayed as peace loving hippies, the best diplomats, the most respected species in the galaxy as well as having a serious case of &amp;quot;Holier/Morally Superior then thou&amp;quot; attitude.  Their ship the &amp;quot;Destiny Ascension&amp;quot; is the largest and most powerful ship in the Citadel fleet and their ships perversely resemble a lady privates because you know they all look like &amp;quot;wominz&amp;quot;.  Thessia, their homeworld, is regarded as the &amp;quot;jewel&amp;quot; of the galaxy (instead of the fucking Citadel) as well as having the largest amount of Eezo which partially explains how their entire race is biotics.  Any asari can &#039;Read&#039; most people&#039;s minds and inner-thoughts with near complete-accuracy, though only if that person agrees to it (they can literally mindfuck you).  Furthermore with their way of reproduction, since they are monogendered (Meaning their all female) a lot of newcomers in Mass Effect start to scratch their heads on how they manage to get each other pregnant without any physical evidence of having a dick (Although one of the hypothesis is that they might actually screw around with the local fauna AKA Bestiality). However the fluff states this as Parthenogenesis, for those that don&#039;t know what it is, think of them as chickens....which is actually hilarious if you seriously put the comparison in context.  Another odd thing about their reproduction is that somehow the Asari have the capability of getting pregnant from just about &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Anyone&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. [[Chakat|Do those traits sound fucking familiar to you?]] So all in all, not only are they a holy (unholy?) fusion of a smurf, elf and a monster girl, but they also commit in sweaty Lesbian/Bestiality/Xenoality orgies with almost everyone, turning the Asari race into nothing more then a giant Whorehouse for Aliens and Humans to fap in a hundred dozen ways and yet they are still &#039;&#039;okay&#039;&#039; with that....&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Slaneesh approve of this!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; {{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;BLAM! BLAM! DOUBLE HERESY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} But to be fair, at least Asari aren&#039;t [[Avatar|furries]] or physical [[Chakat|hermaphrodites]]. 		&lt;br /&gt;
** Amusingly enough, the third game reveals that the only reason Asari are so much more advanced than the other races is because the Protheans (the super-advanced precursor race) were deliberately manipulating them and sneaking tech to them in their ancient history in order to give them a boost (such as genetically engineering them to be a race of skilled biotics and [[STC|leaving instruction manuals on how to create all sorts of advanced technology and deal with the other races in their &amp;quot;beacons&amp;quot;]]).  The hope was that if they were given enough a headstart, the Asari would be able to unite and lead the other races to victory against the Reapers (in other words, they were deliberately &#039;&#039;trying&#039;&#039; to make the Asari Mary Sues in order to give the next cycle an advantage over the Reapers). Instead the Asari kept that knowledge to themselves and used it to become the most powerful race in the galaxy.  When the Reapers showed up, the Asari buried their heads in the sand like the smurf elf pussies they are on their homeworld, leaving the other races to fend for themselves, than promptly got their asses kicked by the Reapers (Which they probably deserved it for being such [[Eldar|self-righteous and selfish cockbags]]). Perhaps one of the few instances of a Mary Sue being both invoked and subverted.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Angry Marines]]. When was the last time YOU heard of an Angry Marine LOSING? Thought no-{{BLAM}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Draka, once human, then Posthuman slaver empire from the Domination Series by S.M Stirling, collapsing the &amp;quot;Bullying, slaving, torture-happy, heartless Karma Houdini asshole who is the channelized catharsis of the author rather than genuine art.&amp;quot; shtick into a black hole the size of the galaxy. South African British colony turns into a nation of literal &amp;quot;[[Drow]] in human skin&amp;quot; when due to (mis)fortune, every losing side from wars against tyranny gets exiled to Drakia, the British colony named after Francis Drake. Turning chattel slavery into a race-wide, airtight regulated franchise in the case of blacks, they exploit entire Africa by taking the colonies belonging to the enemies of British people. Unifying in a Spartan way of life, completely shedding any morality in the case of slave control, eventually Draka Dominion declares independence from the British Crown, and turns entire Africa into a mega plantation with industrial giants enticed by obscene handouts exploited from Africa. The Draka then adopt Nietzschean ideals, and declare every non-Draka a slave, or a potential slave. Somehow the First World War results in Ottoman Empire being overran by them, and eventually the Draka start turning white people into slaves starting from Italy with approval of Hitler and employ black slave soldiers who are given ample living standards and items with free rape of anyone that is captured.&lt;br /&gt;
** This (Post-World War 2) is where the story turns from an [[Edgy]] /pol/-fanfic to pants-on-head retarded FAPfic. Though the series display a very detailed alternate history AND technological evolution (steamer cars phased out far later than combustion engine driven ones), the Draka&#039;s endless S&amp;amp;M laden plantation slave bitch fantasy hits overdrive and they simultaneously conquer Russia, Europe minus , and entire CHINA with black soldiers and their white masters that were, mind you, from an Africa that wasn&#039;t overpopulated but ecologically protected. They do not lose one, ONE battle while rampaging and raping and enslaving. Their methods are extremely savage: impalement and rape are regular actions at every resistance, and the black soldiers can take out any psychosis forming from mass atrocities on other slaves back home, every capture tortured until completely broken before being enslaved. Their research facilities have *zero* ethics, using up millions of humans in torturous experiments to develop fantastic drugs, bioweapons and medications since, well, their citizens are drilled from age 2 to 18 with a Nietzsche-on-crack ideology to circumvent a sudden case of conscience to heart. Eventually they change the Draka Citizen DNA to that of an immortal superhuman species, destroy the rest of non-Draka armies with [[/pol/|weaponized AIDS]] and make all slaves into docile abhumans and take over the rest of the world, rape all the women and men, destroy every monument and cultural heritage not belonging to them, turn the USA into a hunting reserve to hunt humans like animals (and eat them sometimes). Then the Draka expand into alternate universes, infiltrating our world and its parallel versions and start taking them over as well and enjoying immortal, eternal exploitation of everyone everywhere forever. What the entire US and UK plus the rest of Asia, Japan, Southeast Asia does is to create an Alliance that walks on eggshells and fucks up every espionage action against the Draka, loses every battle and ends up escaping to Alpha Centauri. S.M Stirling eventually writes a sequel where an alternate Earth has the [[Humanity&#039;s_Last_Stand|human Alliance win for a a change]], but the damage is already done. We are graced with the endless plantation BDSM fetish fantasy of bisexual, blonde, white, transhuman, constantly horny blue-eyed men and women fucking their farm slaves of either gender and make them work their asses off after breaking them in of every little inch of their personalities. A particularly nasty lesbian Draka is Stirling&#039;s Creator Pet: she manages to capture the sister of an American soldier who killed her lover and makes her a slave. She tortures her with a mental chip for years to destroy her brain, forcing her to bear her lover&#039;s clone children, and rapes her mentally, and eventually, physically. And her side wins the war, the girl escapes an old ruined wreck into space(albeit back to her brother), and our bitch spends her long, long life to torture and kill surviving Alliance holdouts for fun, happily raping, killing and torturing ever after. Seriously, even Kosak had more of a shred of decency, Stirling.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The [[Drow]] from [[Drowtales]]. Their Mary Sue factor isn&#039;t even funny. Shaped by several inputs from several authors, their Drow are the best example of how too many cooks ruin a soup as well as the main author&#039;s high school misantrophy hitting overdrive. The Drowtales&#039; Drow are practically immortal, have regenerating limbs, never menstruate, possess metals that are impenetrable to other sentient beings and virtually twice as big and a thousand times as powerful as other races to the point of a few drow kids on an adventure can butcher a city with innocents to save their friend who was about to be killed for its blood, since humans, hunted and enslaved, are desperate to the point of killing elves for their blood just to have an edge. Their houses in underworld have all the modern technology complete with giant walkers and submarines, modern machinery, PARTICLE RIFLES and magitech street lights, but somehow they need human and other races as slaves and this need is shown as just and necessary right at the beginning with the &amp;quot;good&amp;quot; faction&#039;s &amp;quot;surface raiders&amp;quot; murdering an entire village and taking women and children to slave markets because the poor widdle drow need slaves and &amp;quot;It&#039;s just their unique morality&amp;quot;. And the way the webcomic shows them as tragic beings is the cherry on top: I didn&#039;t know it was so tragic and sad when the humans counterattack to save their raided relatives from your homes, locked in to be sold as slaves.&lt;br /&gt;
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* ALL [[Chakat|Chakats!]] The entire fucking race are distilled and purified Mary Sues, sometimes warping stories they are even mentioned in passing.  Not just [[monstergirls|feline-centaur]] [[/d/|dick-girls]](Sick Fucks), they&#039;re also each master psionicists with faster-than-light mind-reading, able to cure deep neurotic complexes with a good deep dickin&#039;, strongest and most stable form of &#039;Taurs&#039;, considered as the most &amp;quot;beautiful thing in the universe&amp;quot; despite looking exactly like lions with the fact that they have dicks, morally perfect to the extreme, nobody technically hates them, their breast milk can turn the most feeble human into mini-Arnold Schwarzeneggers and every non-Chakats seem to have a unnatural and unhealthy lifestyle on trying to &amp;quot;Do it&amp;quot; with them. Despite the fact that there are hundreds of &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; Catgirls outside of this furfag heresy, that are more attractive, cuter and prettier then them with the added benefit that they are actually female, [[HERESY|not hermaphrodite abominations]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Elf|Elves]] are often portrayed this way in fiction(Look above at Drowtales), though there are exceptions and it&#039;s becoming rarer for elves to be portrayed as Mary Sues.  A lot of their sueness comes from how idealized they are.  They&#039;re always beautiful, sometimes even without making an effort, either immortal or have very long lifespans and can only die from violence.  They&#039;re often considered to have the moral high ground yet also be condescending to the younger races, but the elves contempt kept getting justified in some stories.  Some have the natural ability to make anything beautiful from even the most base materials, naturally have great magical ability, and are often favored by their gods.  However, there are evil elves in fiction and some elves who are morally good without being Mary Sues. Then there are curvy anime rapebait elves (often dark elves) who get high on male smells and secretions and turn into thicc fuckdolls taking massive amounts of dicking. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Doctor Who|Whoverse Humanity]] takes this up to a 100 million in this case. Depending on the timeline, Humanity not only manage to become the dominant ruler of the multi-galaxy not once, but [[What|&#039;&#039;&#039;Five Fucking Times!&#039;&#039;&#039;]] Without any indication on how they manage to conquer the Galaxy, thriving with hostile Aliens that could LOLStomp the Necrons, Eldar, Orks, Tau, Tyranid, Chaos in all it&#039;s forms and the Imperium &#039;&#039;combined&#039;&#039;. Furthermore not only are they one of the [[Imperium of Man|most numerous species in the Universe,]] but also one of the most adaptable and longest lasting race, as seen when they are one of the [[Grimdark|few species still alive near the end of the fucking Universe.]] To give you an idea on how fucking ludicrous Humanity got within Doctor Who, in just 500 years from present day, Humanity was already a major force in the Galaxy ([[Star Trek|Compare this to most Sci-Fi timelines]] [[Bioware|where Humanity either just started to explore their surroundings]] [[Halo|or already establish a small and insignificant area]]), as well as having weapons that could make [[Strike Legion]] seem useless in comparison, and when you take note on how short the timeline distance is between the present day and the end of the Universe, it just makes you say to yourself....the Fuck? Compare this to say [[Star Wars]] in which they have the excuse of not knowing how long Humanity has been space traveling, or [[WH40K]] where the thousands of years gap of slow progress before the Warp Drive was invented seem much more plausible then this absurd scenario. You know Humanity is a Mary Sue when even the near-death of the Universe can&#039;t kill them off....until a certain Dues Ex Machina appeared. To be fair, they only gain their Sueness momentum when a certain Time Lord keep on foiling the plans of countless Aliens attempting to conquer and crush humanity in various stages in time; either that or because the Doctor has a unusually unhealthy Humanophile fetish. They are probably one of the few examples of a &amp;quot;Accidental Mary Sue&amp;quot;, in which the Doctor, with his fancy Time gizmos and intellect, unintentionally guided Humanity to such power levels by either saving their asses from certain doom or altering the timeline so they won&#039;t fuck up, due to his love of Humans. Granted Whoverse Humanity is definitely far from morally perfect (A substantial amount of Whoverse villains are Humans and the multiple Human Empires itself are morally questionable at best. The Timelords themselves are hardly better than the Daleks at times.), the main point of contention is how influentially powerful they are for such a young race while at the same time, disregarding other more ancient and more powerful races (Silurian, Cybermen, Sontarian, Ice Warriors, etc) that should be the one having more galactic screen time and hegemony then them. &lt;br /&gt;
**Whoverse humanity Mary Sueness can&#039;t really be blamed on any one author. It&#039;s basically what happens when the newer writers don&#039;t want to change or retcon forty year old fluff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dwarves as seen in the Artemis Fowl series. While virtually all dwarven exploits described are performed by one Mulch Diggums, most of his Mary Sueness is excused as &amp;quot;dwarven racial talents.&amp;quot; His spit can harden into a glowing substance that&#039;s strong enough to resist high speed impacts, he can fart hurricanes and shit cannonballs, he can dig a self sealing tunnel through any earth-like substance as fast as a man can run, drink water with his pores, use said pores like suction cups if he&#039;s thirsty, hear better than a stethoscope, and has tremorsense to at least a hundred feet. Dwarves are also described as having access to the fairy magic (Common uses include instant healing, invisibility, and mid-grade mind control), but Mulch gave that up to steal things instead. This despite no readily apparent level adjustment, nor any mention of useful powers before those same powers are necessary, puts this race quite firmly in this category.&lt;br /&gt;
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* LeShay are a race that appeared as a monster in the D&amp;amp;D 3th edition book [[Epic Level Handbook]] and have been completely forgotten about since then like most of what was in that book.  They are described as being to elves what elves are to humans only more so.  That sentence alone should immediately set off red flags.  LeShay are extremely powerful immortals resembling albino elves who are survivors from a civilization that was erased from history.  Whoever it was that came up with this race probably did not intend for them to be Mary Sues and the concept of them actually isn&#039;t that bad, but they probably would have ended up as Mary Sues if any bad writers had gotten a hold of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Mandalorians in the Star Wars Expanded Universe, depending whose writing them. While good under the correct writers, under some of the bad ones (Hint, it involves Karen fucking Traviss), they compete with badly written expanded universe Jedi and Sith for the position of Star Wars&#039; Ultrasmurfs. In the expanded universe ALL mandos are elite warrior mercenaries, skilled enough to take out armed enemies with their bare hands and usually packing enough fire power to level a building. They&#039;re so badass in fact that they&#039;re known to hunt Jedi for fucking sport because they&#039;re the only thing that&#039;ll give&#039;m a real challenge. Experienced jedi hunters can be good enough to fight them head on despite all their force powers and saber swinging because they have the right gear and experience to counter it. Bear in mind that Mandos do not use the force in anyway. Karen Traviss also writes them with the Mary Sue trait of always being right and people agreeing with them for things they call the Jedi out for that they didn&#039;t even do, like create the clone army, and makes them out to be the pinnacle of civilization despite being warmongers with a history of allying with the Sith and trying to conquer the galaxy themselves. 	&lt;br /&gt;
** The most famous Mandalorian, Boba Fett, generally avoids becoming this trope and is just a plain badass (as a bonus he rarely if ever engages in the dick-stroking egomania of Traviss&#039;s Mandies), but under bad writers his badassitude can push into this. His father Jango Fett follows this same idea; in fact his origin story partly involves his old merc group of Mandalorians getting slaughtered by a group of Jedi in a moment that reads sort of like &amp;quot;fuck you Karen Traviss&amp;quot;. Sure, Jango kills six Jedi with his bare hands in that massacare, but the Jedi he killed were not decades old masters and he is (as an individual) supposed to be that good. The fact that he managed that made Palpatine choose him as the Clone Army template donor.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Avatar|All Na&#039;vi]], the blue-skinned eco-humping gobshites.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Smurfs. They&#039;re portrayed as a peace-loving, quasi-communist society who always come out on top in their primary conflict with an evil wizard family and are idealized to the point of ridiculousness. They&#039;re also friends with animals and never have to worry about being eaten even though they&#039;re the size of large mice. [[Skub|Then &#039;&#039;again&#039;&#039;]], most of the other conflicts they encounter are usually due to one or more of their clan fucking something up in accordance with their [[Derp|singular personality trait]], and overall they seem collectively naive about things to the point of gullibility. Said approach is likely designed to promote the usual aesop of teamwork and the importance of family, so it could be far worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Twilight|Vampires in a certain book series]]. Even though they were as gay as fuck (which damaged the reputation of actual vampires).&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Vampire]]s in general. They were often portrayed by writers as hard to kill monster that is able to use magic, good at many martial arts, good swordsman, master scholar, good charismatic looking in appearance, living in big castles while commanding other monsters like they were their servants or slaves, making them the Elves of the monster world by that definition. Seriously, some writers even give them plot armor to get past their weaknesses of holy objects, divine power or sunlight (though the former usually depends on the author&#039;s attitude towards religion).&lt;br /&gt;
** Probably one of the best exceptions of this is Count Orlock from the classic silent film &#039;&#039;Nosferatue.&#039;&#039; Whereas nowadays vampires get the treatment of being oh-so-sexy, suave, charismatic, pitiable creatures whose lives suck despite being immortal, undead bloodsuckers, Orlok is just a hideous predatory monster out to drink blood and feed. No charisma, no suave, nothing to pity, nothing to feel empathy for. In short, straight-ahead horror vampires done completely right.&lt;br /&gt;
** By contrast, the vampires of the House of Night series by mother and daughter team P. C. and Kristen Cast are far worse examples than even Twilight&#039;s bastardization. To clarify, vampires worship the goddess Nyx who is the only real goddess, are selected by a tracker when they are a human teen, are the poor, oppressed minorities of the world even though literally almost every famous person in human history was a vampire, will become utterly handsome and beautiful unless they reject the Change in which case they are afforded no sympathy as they die due to events outside their control, every negative stereotype is because of stupid humans, they can never due anything bad...in short, vampires done so badly that Twilight is more believable as good vampire literature. Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few cases of characters who could be referred to in-universe as a Sue, or serve as a non-joking deconstruction of the idea, or are referred to above sufficiently to be worth describing, but aren&#039;t actually Sues. (Characters who veer in and out of Suedom depending on the writer or episode go on the main list, BTW.)&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Crimson King from Stephen King&#039;s Dark Tower series. He&#039;s talked up as a big threat, and his plan legitimately threatens the universe; but when confronted, he turns out be a paper tiger, whose chief power was getting so many people and monsters working on one page on his plan to destroy the world, and was otherwise actually rather mediocre compared to them. Given the heavy theme of &#039;&#039;&#039;disappointment&#039;&#039;&#039; in both the series as a whole and the last book of it in particular, this sorta worked on a meta level, but was very, well, disappointing. (For the reason he&#039;s included here, see Darkseid above.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Jonathan, from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode &amp;quot;Superstar&amp;quot;, provides a pretty good case study of the in-universe Mary Sue.&lt;br /&gt;
*Momonga/Ainz Ool Gown from Overlord boarders on Mary-Sueish, but is also a decent deconstruction of invincible Villain Sues at the same time. He is transported to a fantasy world as his [[Lich]] MMO avatar, along with his Guild Hall and all its NPCs, now alive.  He&#039;s still a no-life (literally) Japanese salary man, but finds he has lost his humanity and feelings, all the better to pretend to be the overlord his adoring minions expect (and eventually becomes), these expectations pressure him to conquer the world with his gamer skills, system knowledge and corporate experience, Min-maxing his way to success, whilst bullshitting people that he&#039;s an evil master-mind. He still has many advantages however in; resources, magic and diplomacy (substituting sales pitches for evil monologues, surprisingly easy) compared to all other characters so far, resulting in him single-handedly winning wars, having an Empire become a vassal state almost by accident, and annexing a whole town from a neighbouring kingdom to rule over. (Word of god is that no other YGGDRASIL players will appear).  Being by many definitions OP, drama arises from him not having complete control and knowledge of his minions&#039; actions. Though fanatically loyal they are constantly guessing his true intentions to try and impress him, misinterpreting his commands, and in some cases almost outright deceiving him. Two such examples are Ainz&#039;s advisor Albedo plotting behind his back to kill other Supreme Beings that he wants to meet alive and unharmed, and Demiurge harvesting human captives to make magical items (Ainz himself mistakenly thinks Demiurge is only using animals because Demiurge refers to humans as animals on account of his apathy to mortal races).  Ainz has otherwise tried to make social reforms to benefit what he sees as his &#039;employees&#039;.  Both are in part because of Ainz&#039;s actions, and in any case, he has ordered equally terrible things himself.  Furthermore, while Ainz&#039;s female guardians lust after him, even this is deconstructed; Albedo&#039;s a succubus - so lust is par the course - and yandere for Ainz because he altered her code as a joke, Shalltear wants Ainz because he&#039;s a walking skeleton and she&#039;s a necrophile (and not to Ainz&#039; taste being a loli vampire; did I mention Shalltear&#039;s creator was a major /d/eviant?) and Aura keeps a lid on her crush (Aura&#039;s also not to Ainz&#039;s taste being an underdeveloped teenage elf).  Ultimately, the fact that Ainz is a walking skeleton means he&#039;s unable to fulfill their desires, or consummate his own if he still had them.&lt;br /&gt;
:*TL:DR: Ainz&#039;s skills as a salary man and a competitive gamer don&#039;t translate well to politics or world conquest.  Without his own gamebreaking powers, his almost as powerful loyal NPCs, his skull poker face and incompetence from some of the enemy commanders, Ainz&#039;s plans wouldn&#039;t have worked nearly as well.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Monkey King, from [[Mythology|Journey To The West]], if one assumes he isn&#039;t a religious figure and thus safe to include in this list, is interesting in that while he&#039;s very close to being a Mary Sue, several factors drag him away from the classification:&lt;br /&gt;
*#He&#039;s charged with protecting an unworldly monk, along with a horse, an idiot, and a SUPER idiot. Rescuing them is most of what he does in the main body of the story.&lt;br /&gt;
*#He&#039;s repeatedly shown as being outwitted by the Buddha. While he&#039;s more clever than anybody else besides the Buddha, the implication is clear: there &#039;&#039;&#039;are&#039;&#039;&#039; people better than him.&lt;br /&gt;
*#If one cares to dip into a religious reading, one can see in his introduction the clear Buddhist message &amp;quot;No matter how awesome you are, you are still trapped in the machinations of Desire and Karma&amp;quot;; alternately, even if you don&#039;t care for religion, there&#039;s also the message &amp;quot;make enough of a nuisance of yourself, and your enemies will eventually slap you down even if it means _____&amp;quot; (in the case of the Monkey King, swallowing their pride and asking help from somebody they dislike). (In other words: A deconstruction of certain kinds of Mary Sues, before the idea of a &amp;quot;Mary Sue&amp;quot; was even created.)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Raven Queen]] is a fairly good example of why &amp;quot;Mary Sue&amp;quot; accusations, unless taken from a Author Centered or Functional perspective, are somewhat useless. TRQ hits many Mary Sue buttons, and thus is sometimes accused of being a Sue; &#039;&#039;HOWEVER,&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
** She&#039;s never the protagonist, and when she does appear, she&#039;s treated the same as any of the other deities in 4e. Accusations of Functional Suedom thus sort of fall flat.&lt;br /&gt;
** While she may hit some Authorial-Centered (or Doyalist) definitions of the term, it&#039;s probably more appropriate to compare her to just about any other non-monster female character in 4th Edition D&amp;amp;D in this context--while she is obviously designed to attract those who are attracted to a certain kind of woman, so are all the other non-monster females (to quote a famous demotivator, &amp;quot;RPG Artwork: Let&#039;s face it, a lot of it is porn. (Pretty odd porn, too.)&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
** She is no longer an example at all due to her backstory being completely rewritten in 5th edition to make her fit in with the setting better.  She is no longer even a god since her attempt to become one was sabotaged, turning her into a phantom with a craving for knowledge and memories.&lt;br /&gt;
* Saitama from One-Punch Man. A manga/anime/webcomic that satirizes comic book super heroes. As the title says he able to defeat just about any opponent with one punch (with a few exceptions that require two or, rarely, three). While stronger than most of the &amp;quot;S-Class heroes&amp;quot; (the highest rank in the Hero Association), at the start of the series Saitama&#039;s personal life pretty much sucked. He had to pinch pennies to eat and had no knowledge of the Hero Association until he was notified by others of it&#039;s existence. As most can easily guess his strength makes most fights unsatisfying for him. Even the arc villains who force him to use his Serious Series techniques will leave him bored. Since nobody knew who he was until recently. Credit for his work went to other people and the super hero name he was given by the association is &amp;quot;Caped Baldy&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
** Just to be clear, the main reason why he&#039;s not actually a Sue has to do with the usual focus of the series: That Saitama gets no satisfaction from his lopsided victories, and the fact that the World&#039;s Strongest Man is something of a pathetic loser.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.  When it comes to his (seemingly) limitless ability to invent crazy sci-fi tech and to get himself out of virtually every tough spot, not to mention with getting away with being a colossal jerk to everyone around him, Rick could qualify as an anti-Sue. But his character is far from perfect, and he often falls under a combination of archetype and deconstruction.  As a person, he is an older man who’s had a tough break (divorce and the death of a close family member in some parallel universe), and the fact that he has all this tech and that he either can&#039;t solve his personal problems or prevent new ones from occurring.  Though the fact that he can be funny, the handful of moments of his positive qualities and being a fictional character do contribute to his likability.&lt;br /&gt;
** Again, to be clear: Rick&#039;s antics would probably qualify him for the main list, but the show is very clear on a few points that move him here: First, Rick is an asshole, and not the type you want to be, either (it&#039;s almost directly stated that his assholery grows from some pretty grim experiences and knowledge); second, Rick is not somebody you want to be, nor be around; and third, the writers realize that he&#039;s both of the above.&lt;br /&gt;
* The main casts of [[Star Trek]] TOS and TNG (besides Wesley due to being Rodenberry&#039;s self insert, above)--in particular, James T. Kirk when not written by William Shatner-- provide a good reference line for Suedom. Although they are usually right by authorial fiat, there are several points that point the other way from Suedom: &lt;br /&gt;
*#They are also usually allowed to be wrong about an issue, at least initially (and rarely, but enough to be worth mentioning, all the way to the end of the story)&lt;br /&gt;
*#The fact that the focus is usually on the scenario presented, rather then the perfectness of the characters&lt;br /&gt;
*#They all have character flaws (even Kirk&#039;s &amp;quot;No Such Thing As A No Win Situation&amp;quot; attitude is presented as something that &#039;&#039;could&#039;&#039; get him and his crew killed one day)&lt;br /&gt;
*#They are not omni-compitent, even within their field--even Kirk has been outmaneuvered on occasion&lt;br /&gt;
*#Most importantly, the writing is usually of sufficient quality to not make their perfectness an issue (except, in Kirk&#039;s case, for works written by William Shatner)&lt;br /&gt;
*#Notably, as part of #2 and #5, there is no &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; solution to many of the situations beyond &amp;quot;survival&amp;quot;; the audience is usually allowed to draw its own conclusions about the morality of the situation, something usually lacking in the writing of the type of author who perpetrates a Sue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Combined, these points make them a good reference line for &amp;quot;hyper-competent&amp;quot; characters: Beyond here may lie Suedom&lt;br /&gt;
* At first glance, Tsukiko from [[Order of the Stick]] seems like a textbook Mary Sue, given the LONG list of Mary Sue boxes she ticks: Heterochromatic eyes, great beauty, skimpy clothing, unusually skilled for her young age, Japanese name meaning &amp;quot;moon child&amp;quot;, oppressed by a stuck-up society not understanding her greatness etc. But in reality, Rich Burlew wrote her as a satirization and deconstruction of the Mary Sue archetype and the mindset that often creates such characters. The &amp;quot;misunderstanding&amp;quot; in question? They threw her in jail for &#039;&#039;&#039;literal&#039;&#039;&#039; corpsefucking. (Yes, she&#039;s a necrophiliac, and it&#039;s treated as being just as gross as it is IRL.) Great beauty? Nobody cares, and it doesn&#039;t make her a good person by default. Sees good in the bad guys that nobody else does? It&#039;s based on deliberately ridiculous logic that is completely wrong anyway. ([[What|The living are jerks, and the undead are the opposite of the living, ergo the undead must be good people]], she claims, the batshit insanity of which is called out for what it is. Also, she thinks that Xykon is some kind of Edward Cullen type-guy, as opposed to the Chaotic Evil Lich Sorcerer he &#039;&#039;actually is&#039;&#039;.) A bad guy becomes a complete dumbass to accommodate her genius? Nope, Redcloak only let her have her way so his own, far more subtle machinations could avoid having attention drawn to them, and when she forces his hand he gladly demonstrates to her that she was completely outclassed by him the whole time. And to really drive home how wrong about herself she was, when she dies nobody on Team Evil gives a damn except the Monster in the Darkness, which only seems to have happened because he/she/whatever is the resident softie of the team. Also, Redcloak let her die at the hands of her own wights, [[Slaanesh|simultaneously her surrogate children, minions and lovers]], after controlling them, removing her ring that made her immune to level drain and giving her a &amp;quot;You suck!&amp;quot; speech about how undead are not people, just complex weapons, her thinking otherwise doesn&#039;t make it so and if she ever thought he was powerless before her, she was dead wrong, for a delicious dose of karma.&lt;br /&gt;
** TL;DR version: Tsukiko is a parody of a Sue, who is shown to be objectively deluded about everything.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Goblins&#039;&#039;&#039; are mythological creatures of unclear origin and contradicting descriptions. They are small humanoids of a mischievous nature, possibly belonging to the fey family (along with creatures such as redcaps, brownies, leprechauns, kobolds, etc).&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the word &amp;quot;Goblin&amp;quot; can be traced back to the British &amp;quot;Gobelinus&amp;quot; which was the name of a demon that once caused trouble in Normandy. It has been theorized the term began with [[Kobold]], which was a German Fey spirit whose origins can be traced to one of a variety of earlier myths based in Paganism from various other culture. Kobolds also gave their name to cobalt, due to the fact that new advances in mining in Germany during the middle ages allowed access to large amounts of cobalt ore, although the mining was very dangerous and they had no idea how to smelt the metal so as a result the numerous mine collapses as well as the &amp;quot;theft of the ore, with only poison and ash left behind&amp;quot; were blamed on Kobolds. Either way, Goblin myths often involve mischief, mining, and chemistry. &lt;br /&gt;
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In modern fantasy, the term &amp;quot;Goblin&amp;quot; has been very much determined by the Tolkienian use of the word - as in a species of humanoids in service to evil, with the &amp;quot;Orcs&amp;quot; being another word for the same thing, with Tolkien claiming the etymology for that word being an old English term for demon. Goblin appearance has been further shaped by both video- and boardgames, as well as various artists. They are universally smaller than humans, although the exact size varies, and often have large pointy ears (larger and more animalistic than elf ears) and either long, crooked and pointed noses or orc-esque noseless features.&lt;br /&gt;
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The typical goblin stereotype is that of a savage warrior and raider that attacks villages and ambushes unwary travelers; being one-dimensionally evil, they can be (and are) killed without remorse in large numbers (unless you read Eberron, G:LTTE, or Terry Pratchett&#039;s Snuff). Another Goblin stereotype is that they are a race of unusually technologically advanced and ludicrously smart and cunning race on par if not better than [[Dwarves]] such as creating fantasy machine guns or an entire robot army such as those in Warcraft or Dungeon Siege. They act and move in smaller groups as they don&#039;t pose a large threat by themselves, and are commonly the first combat encounter for a young adventurer. Goblins tend to live in caves and gang up with orcs and similar races, to whom they are sometimes described as belonging to the same family or species. Their intelligence is usually fairly low, although among dumber and larger brutes will be the clever ones doing the &amp;quot;skilled&amp;quot; work while the bigger ones shout orders. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because of the comedy potential, players have always liked being goblins, and they were one of the three most-popular races requested for an add-on to 5e as of a recent survey. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Goblinoid]]s include a vast array of species in D&amp;amp;D, ranging from obscurities like the stone-skinned [[Norker]]s and the &amp;quot;they heal when you hit them, die if you heal them&amp;quot; [[Nilbog]]s to mainstays like the more organized [[Hobgoblin]]s and the big, scary, pseudo-[[orcs]] called [[Bugbear]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In /tg/ Media==&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Iron Kingdoms]] and [[Magic: The Gathering]] (sometimes), goblins have a penchant for technology and love to tinker with machinery (especially steampunk contraptions and the like), somewhat propagating the &amp;quot;mad scientist&amp;quot; archetype. &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Kings of War]] goblins are still a source of evil comic relief. They&#039;re often suggested to have been created by the [[Celestians (Kings of War)|Celestian]] Garkhan the Black after he finished creating the orcs with &amp;quot;whatever was left,&amp;quot; although where exactly they came from is a mystery. They&#039;re still engineers as in many settings, but they tend to be very short-term thinking and don&#039;t like to test things before they use them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Eberron]], goblins are quite a bit different than their usual portrayal, described in the d&amp;amp;d section below&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Pathfinder]], they&#039;re stupid little freaks with all manner of strange quirks (good singing voices, fear horses and writing, like fire and pickles), sort of a cross between Gremlins and a baby-eating Stitch. They are also very funny and (somewhat) lovable, and even have their own comic series. Surprisingly, despite being described as naturally inclined towards a mixture of [[Chaotic Stupid]] (easily distractable to the point of stopping combat &#039;&#039;mid-swing&#039;&#039; to chase a frog or pick their nose) and [[Stupid Evil]] (love of torturing anything smaller than them) behaviors, they have no mental penalties. Pathfinder also has a goblin variant called the Monkey Goblin, which is even &#039;&#039;stupider&#039;&#039; than regular goblins, but much stronger and more agile, using a rat-like prehensile tail to aid it in a life in the trees.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Malifaux]], they&#039;re noseless hillbillies with very few womanfolk called Gremlins complete with straw hats, jug bands, blunderbusses, and lots of pigs. Also come in an Asian variant.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tolkien Goblins==&lt;br /&gt;
Tolkien was not consistent on the relationship between goblins and orcs.  Initially he said that &amp;quot;orc&amp;quot; was merely the halfling word for goblin. Later works said that goblins were a subtype of orc.  Later still works treated goblins and orcs like completely separate creatures, so take your pick.&lt;br /&gt;
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Goblins and Orcs are given different backstories from Tolkien, although the most prominent one is they are the twisted forms of Elves tortured and beat into submission by Morgoth and Sauron. Other origins are being an Asian group of Elves stolen from their people and bred as slaves by Morgoth and Sauron, just being animals uplifted by M&amp;amp;S, fallen Maiar, men who were corrupted rather than Elves (or a mix of the two, with some interbreeding with humans as another possibility), or slimy rocks transformed by Morgoth&#039;s magic into living beings. Regardless, almost all were the backbone of Sauron&#039;s armies who have heavily industrialized and produce only ugly things that cause sickness (perhaps as a metaphor for wartime industry).&lt;br /&gt;
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There are hints that not all Goblins and Orcs were evil, as a few passages indicate no race was wholly united for or against Morgoth; there are independent groups of Goblins in The Hobbit, and a few lines given indicate that Orcs will go to great lengths to avenge their fallen leaders, while in his notes he considered them a race capable of free-choice and thus not the &amp;quot;Always Chaotic Evil&amp;quot; that many modern works paint them to be. &lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Tolkien Goblins.JPG|The most accepted origin of Goblins in the Middle Earth setting.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Warhammer==&lt;br /&gt;
In early [[Warhammer Fantasy Battle]], Goblins were merely a shorter variety of Orcs, which were greenskinned evil humanoids who sometimes bred with humans. In fact, Warhammer Fantasy was the very first depiction of Goblins and Orcs as green skinned, something that has since become a staple of the races in pop culture. &lt;br /&gt;
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With the creation of [[Warhammer 40,000]], the Goblins became [[Grots]], also called Gretchin, who like the [[Orks]] were actually a type of fungus ape. Between their legs is only two bulging spore-sacs which burst upon death and grow into new Grots/Orks in the ground. &lt;br /&gt;
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After 40k had massive success, this was ported back into Warhammer Fantasy and Goblins along with the Orcs became fungus men. [[Skub|some oldschool Warhammer fans have rejected this, and the term &amp;quot;Orcgina&amp;quot; can make many on /tg/ go into flashbacks about the arguments inspired between the oldfags and newfags on the subject.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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In both settings, Goblins/Grots are smaller greenskins who are extremely vicious but extremely cowardly and refuse to attack something unless they outnumber it ten to one (preferably more). Against nonthreatening foes however they enjoy torturing them, and POWs are subjected to horribly slow deaths to the chittering amusement of the tiny greenskins. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Warhammer Fantasy Goblins are independent of Orcs, many living in their own tribes. A few even have their own gods, like the [[Forest Goblins]] who worship the [[Spider-god]]. Despite this, many Goblins also join groups with Orcs either to bully the Orcs into doing the manual labor, or where they are bullied into doing the manual labor. While only the [[Black Orc]]s are capable of actually producing new goods or learning technical knowledge among the larger greenskins, Goblins produce many things from giant flying ships to chariots. Of particular note is the Night Goblins, master chemists who&#039;s biology is bizarre and alien in its fungus nature even to other greenskins. Apart from all this, the main distinction between Goblins and 40k Grots is that Goblins aren&#039;t all weak, subservient slaves - Goblins individually &#039;&#039;are&#039;&#039; pretty weedy, but they do try and deck themselves out in armor and whatnot and can even take over Orc tribes, if a cunning or vicious enough Boss arrives. Most often this will be a Shaman (for his tricks and ability to scheme) or a Night Goblin Warboss (for being fucking insane), but even a normal Goblin Warboss can be a significant threat.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 40k, Grots have almost no freedom and are only found alongside their bigger kin. They&#039;re not the strongest, quickest, meanest, or anything-est compared to the Orks, except for being better shots and more kunnin&#039;, to the point of generally being brighter (though that&#039;s not saying much). In most cases they are at best assistants, at worst slaves and moving targets. The only exception is the [[Gretchin Revolutionary Committee]], although that...ended badly. They fare a little bitter in Mek-controlled settlements where their technological know-how and small size are in more demand. They may even be allowed to make their own tanks - small and scrappy, but dangerous at least&lt;br /&gt;
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In both Warhammers all greenskins speak in a British Cockney accent, with heavy Chav mixed in for variation. Goblins were renamed to Grots in [[Age of Sigmar]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Bad Moon Goblins.png|Warhammer Fantasy Goblins of today.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin Airship.JPG|Warboss Beater Pan(ic)!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gretchinmob.jpg|Grots.&lt;br /&gt;
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==D&amp;amp;D Goblins==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] did not do anything particularly innovative with goblins. Instead, they are fairly close(ish) to their Tolkien roots - or, rather, to the simplified version of Tolkien&#039;s goblins; small, hateful, savage creatures that infest the unwanted corners of the world, constantly squabbling amongst themselves for power and occasionally spilling out to raid and terrorize the neighboring civilized lands when their numbers build up enough. Whilst Tolkien&#039;s goblins were actually quite inventive and adept at building things, since they were a combination of the two peoples that Tolkien most disliked (the Central soldiers he&#039;d fought in WW1, and the industrialists he believed were destroying the countryside), D&amp;amp;D&#039;s goblins lack that trait due to [[Medieval Stasis]] - they&#039;re not as primitive as [[lizardfolk]], but are basically just tribal scavengers, in a stark contrast to goblins in other settings being the &amp;quot;chaotic and/or evil tinker race&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, when you scratch the surface, D&amp;amp;D goblins may tap into the same &amp;quot;evil mook&amp;quot; basis as Tolkien&#039;s goblins, but actually are deliberately taken in different ways. Whilst originally D&amp;amp;D [[orc]]s &amp;amp; goblins are implied to have often worked together, and even interbreed, by the time of [[Planescape]] the two were actually bitter enemies - the two races share the same &amp;quot;heaven&amp;quot; of [[Acheron]], where they constantly war in an attempt to drive the other race to extinction. This even persisted into 3rd edition, when the orcs&#039; changed racial alignment of Chaotic Evil meant they shouldn&#039;t have been going to Acheron in the first place. This stands in stark contrast both to Tolkien (who initially said that &amp;quot;orc&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;goblin&amp;quot; were words in two different languages for the same race) and to other popular settings, such as [[Warhammer Fantasy]] &amp;amp; [[Warcraft]], where goblins tend to be a strong racial ally to orcs. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some sourcebooks, usually setting dependent, present a more nuanced portrayal of them and give them a deeper culture than that, but for the most part, D&amp;amp;D goblins are your standard generic cannon fodder evil mook race.&lt;br /&gt;
However, just like the [[orc]]s, goblins have a &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039; history of being a potential PC race in [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] - they&#039;ve been playable in literally every single edition, with multiple incarnations in 3rd edition. The usual idea is to play them up as &amp;quot;spunky little troublemakers&amp;quot; - either a braver analogue to the [[halfling]] or a less annoying version of the [[gnome]]. And, for what it&#039;s worth, goblin PCs are actually generally quite liked. In fact, goblins were one of the player races most requested for a formal update into 5th edition PC races. Given the second season of [[Critical Role]] features a goblin PC as a main character, in the form of Nott (a self-loathing female who wants to become a [[halfling]]), and the fact that [[Pathfinder]] goblins have such an fandom that Pathfinder 2e promotes them to a corebook race, many are expecting 6e to feature playable goblins in the PHB, just like how 4e added the [[tiefling]] and the [[dragonborn]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The biggest exception to goblins being generic evil baddies in d&amp;amp;d is the Eberron &lt;br /&gt;
setting, where they&#039;re given a nuanced portrayal, with a deep and sophisticated culture. In [[Eberron]], &amp;quot;goblin&amp;quot; is used to refer to bugbears, hobgoblins, and goblins. They are the descendants of the once mighty continent spanning Empire of Dhakaan that collapsed because of an invasion by the Daelkyr, masters of the plane of madness. The invasion was eventually beaten back by an alliance between the empire and the orc tribes called the Gatekeepers (badass men-in-black style druids who protect the world from lovecraftian horrors), but the empire fell afterwards. They&#039;re not the savages that you can kill guilt free in every other setting. &lt;br /&gt;
In the current day they are split up into three broad cultural groups (and a few splinter groups) - the smallest of the big three are The Heirs of Dhakaan, or Dhakaani, which are the badass super disciplined remanents of the empire who preserved their way of life after the empire collapsed by hiding underground or in secluded mountains and would like to bring goblins back to their previous heights. The various goblin races are all equal under the Dhakaani and share a eusocial bond like ants. They specialize in different tasks - the hobgoblins are administrators and soldiers (females are usually bards), goblins are workers, scouts and spies, and the bugbears are shock troopers and heavy laborers - but if you&#039;re better at a job outside your cultural role, the empire doesn&#039;t waste talent and puts you in that job.  &lt;br /&gt;
Then you have the Ghaal&#039;Dar, who made up the bulk of the descendants of the collapsed empire and had to deal with the fallout. Their culture degenerated into petty barbarian tribes with a might-makes-right mentality, their eusocial bond destroyed by the daelkyr. They are usually ruled by hobgoblins due to their superior ability to organize vs the other two subspecies. However, during the conflict known as The Last War they united and stole a chunk of land from the human kingdoms that they named Darguun. It&#039;s their &amp;quot;new goblin Homeland&amp;quot; and they&#039;re starting to rebuild their culture from there, but nobody thinks it will last. It&#039;s ruled by an alliance of clans with the leader, Lhesh Haruuc maintaining a delicate balance of power between them to maintain stability. He&#039;s tried to institute the rule of law and has been mostly successful, but a few clans (mostly in desolate areas where they can get away with it) only pay lip service. The country has been a success so far and their culture is slowly clawing it&#039;s way out of the dumps, but many are worried that when Haruuc dies it will all fall apart, so he is desperately looking for a competent successor.&lt;br /&gt;
The last major cultural group are the city goblins. They&#039;re the descendents of Ghaal&#039;Dar goblinoids who weren&#039;t killed or fled when the humans conquered the continent, and were enslaved for a few thousand years. They&#039;re mostly lower g goblins, and were released from slavery about a thousand years before the current time. They&#039;re considered tax paying citizens and have all the rights (on paper) of human or Demi human citizens of the countries they live in. However, they tend to be poor and live as second class citizens in many places due to racism and lack of opportunities. The majority of them are loyal to their country of birth and consider themselves regular citizens, and they often dislike the Ghaal&#039;Dar for commiting war crimes during the Last War and giving goblins a bad name. Most of the ones who were sympathetic to Ghaal&#039;Dar moved to Darguun.&lt;br /&gt;
Goblins (like 99% of races in this setting) are not naturally evil in Eberron, they have the same range of alignments as every other sentient race. For cultural reasons they do tend towards being lawful neutral, but only slightly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a somewhat curious aside, D&amp;amp;D goblins are yellow (mostly) compared to the more usual goblin color of green. These even survived after the popularization of green Goblins in many other fantasy settings, most prominently the aforementioned Warhammer Fantasy and Warcraft. A few settings sometimes portray them as shades of grey, or the previously mentioned colors with a grey tint. They&#039;re even portrayed as red in some artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D goblin has a &#039;&#039;huge&#039;&#039; family tree, to the point they even coined their own racial name; &amp;quot;[[goblinoid]]&amp;quot;. The two most prominent goblin-kin are the [[bugbear]]s - large, hairy, brutish goblins that, arguably, are D&amp;amp;D&#039;s attempt to maintain the orcy archetype without making orcs &amp;amp; goblins officially related - and the [[hobgoblin]]s, who are literally Tolkien&#039;s uruk-hai.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Basic Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
Goblin PCs first appeared, alongside many other &amp;quot;classic humanoids&amp;quot;, as PCs in the Known World Gazetteer #10: The Orcs of Thar. Under the Basic system, they had the following crunch:&lt;br /&gt;
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::Goblin Ability Modifiers: -3 Strength, +1 Dexterity, +1 Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
::Note: Like all Humanoids from &amp;quot;The Orcs of Thar&amp;quot;, a Goblin has racial ability score caps of 18 in all scores bar [[Intelligence]] and [[Wisdom]], which are capped at 16.&lt;br /&gt;
::Note: Like all Humanoids from &amp;quot;The Orcs of Thar&amp;quot;, a Goblin determines its [[Charisma]] score for interacting with [[human]]s and [[demihuman]]s by dividing its Charisma score by 3 (rounding down) and subtacting the result from 9.&lt;br /&gt;
::Goblin Natural Armor Class: 8&lt;br /&gt;
::Can become a [[Shaman]] (8th level) and a [[Wokani]] (6th level)&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=wikitable&lt;br /&gt;
!Goblin&#039;s&#039;s level || XP Required || Goblin&#039;s hit dice&lt;br /&gt;
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|0||0||d8-1&lt;br /&gt;
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|1||800||2d8-2&lt;br /&gt;
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|2||1,600||3d8-3&lt;br /&gt;
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|3||3,200||-&lt;br /&gt;
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|4||6,400||4d8-4&lt;br /&gt;
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|5||13,000||5d8-5&lt;br /&gt;
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|6||26,000||6d8-5&lt;br /&gt;
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|7||55,000||-&lt;br /&gt;
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|8||110,000||7d8-5&lt;br /&gt;
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|9||220,000||+2 Hit Points&lt;br /&gt;
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|Subsequent||160,000||+2 Hit Points&lt;br /&gt;
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===AD&amp;amp;D Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
Having appeared in Orcs of Thar, naturally, goblins went on to appear in [[The Complete Book of|The Complete Book of Humanoids]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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::Ability Score Modifiers: -1 Strength, -1 Charisma&lt;br /&gt;
::Ability Score Range: Strength 4/15, Dexterity 4/17, Constitution 5/16, Intelligence 3/18, Wisdom 3/18, Charisma 3/12&lt;br /&gt;
::Class Restrictions: [[Fighter]] 10, [[Cleric]] 9, Shaman 7, Witch Doctor 7, [[Thief]] 12&lt;br /&gt;
::Infravision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Can detect new or unusual constructions in an underground area with a 25% chance of success (1-2 on a d8).&lt;br /&gt;
::Goblin shamans have access to the Spheres of Divination, Reversed Healing, Protection and Reversed Sun.&lt;br /&gt;
::-1 Penalty to their attack rolls when in bright sunshine&lt;br /&gt;
::Monstrous Traits: Appearance (-2 to to reaction rolls), Bestial Habits (-2 to reaction rolls)&lt;br /&gt;
::Weapon Proficiencies: Axe, Military Pick, Morning Star Sling, Short Sword, Spear&lt;br /&gt;
::Nonweapon Proficiencies: Alertness, Animal Handling, Animal Training (Worg), Begging, Chanting, Close-Quarter Fighting, Fast-Talking, Fortune Telling, Hiding, Hunting, Information Gathering, Looting, Mining, Religion, Riding (Worg), Set Snares&lt;br /&gt;
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===3e Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
In 3rd edition, goblins appeared as an NPC race in the [[Monster Manual]] and were made fully playable in [[Forgotten Realms: Races of Faerun]]. They were reprinted without change in a few books after that.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-2 Strenth, +2 Dexterity, -2 Charisma&lt;br /&gt;
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::Base speed 30 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::+4 racial bonus on Move Silently and Ride checks&lt;br /&gt;
::[[Favored Class]]: [[Rogue]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Pathfinder====&lt;br /&gt;
Of course the [[Pathfinder]] ruleset included Goblins, and tweaked them up a bit from their third edition version by giving them more dexterity. By Paizo&#039;s own reckoning, this puts their overall Race Points (RP) on a par with the other PC races, so should be a viable option for players, even if it is a bit uninspired.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-2 Strenth, +4 Dexterity, -2 Charisma&lt;br /&gt;
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::Base speed 30 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::+4 racial bonus on Move Silently and Ride checks&lt;br /&gt;
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Pathfinder did considerably more to support Goblins as a usable race, for both players and DMs. An entire splatbook was dedicated to their place in Golarion, while they were also included in the Advanced Race Guide and had additional options in the Monster Codex, allowing for a respectable variety in race trait customisations, giving them things like bite attacks, perceptions boosts, weapon familiarity, among others; the ability to create a medium-sized goblin who is not a [[Hobgoblin]]; a bunch of racial feats; and a handful of dedicated class archetypes, including [[Alchemist]]s with [[Awesome|flying mount companions]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===4e Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
Like in 3e, the goblin appeared as a PC class in the [[Monster Manual]] for 4th edition. However, like all such races in 4e, its statblok there was...serviceable, but underwhelming. However, one of the last sourcebooks of that edition to be published, &amp;quot;The Dungeon Survival Handbook&amp;quot;, brought them back as an official race, and boy were they beefy!&lt;br /&gt;
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::+2 Dexterity, +2 Wisdom OR +2 Charisma&lt;br /&gt;
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::Speed 6 squares&lt;br /&gt;
::Low-light vision&lt;br /&gt;
::+2 Bluff, +2 Stealth&lt;br /&gt;
::Goblin Reflexes: +1 to Reflex defense.&lt;br /&gt;
::Racial Power - Goblin Tactics: At will, as an immediate reaction to being missed by an enemy melee attack, you can shift 1 square.&lt;br /&gt;
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The biggest boost that the DSHb gave, besides the flexible mental ability score boost, was a selection of racial feats and racial utility powers, both of which really strengthened the goblin&#039;s mechanics and thematics.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Goblin Racial Feats:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ankle Biter: +1 feat bonus per tier to damage rolls vs. creatures larger than you, +1d6 damage on critical hits against creatures larger than you.&lt;br /&gt;
* Desperate Goblin Tactics: When bloodied, Goblin Tactics lets you shift 3 squares.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goblin Feint: When you use Goblin Tactics, you gain Combat Advantage against the triggering enemy until the end of your next turn.&lt;br /&gt;
* Shadowcreeper: Requires [[Assassin]] class. When you use Goblin Tactics, you shift 2 squares and gain Partial Concealment until the end of your next turn.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sneaky Stabber: Requires [[Rogue]] class. When you deal Sneak Attack damage to an adjacent foe, reroll any damage rolls of 1 until you get a result higher than 1.&lt;br /&gt;
* Wrist Biter: When you use Goblin Tactics, the triggering enemy takes 1d4 damage per your character&#039;s tier before you shift.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Goblin Racial Utility Powers:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Fast Filch: At-will. When adjacent to a creature granting combat advantage, as a minor action, you can make a Thievery check to pick its pocket or perform sleight of hand. Level 2.&lt;br /&gt;
* Leg Up: Encounter. When adjacent to a creature, as a move action, you can jump your speed horizontally or up to 10 feet vertically. Level 2.&lt;br /&gt;
* Little Green Lie: Encounter. If you fail a Bluff, Diplomacy or Intimidate check, you can re-roll the check as a free action. If it was a Diplomacy or Intimidate check, you can use your Bluff modifier instead. Level 2.&lt;br /&gt;
* Living Shield: Encounter. If you are hit by an enemy melee or ranged attack whilst adjacent to an ally, as an immediate interrupt, you can shift 1 square and transfer the hit to that ally. Level 6.&lt;br /&gt;
* Unwitting Guardian: Encounter. When adjacent to a Medium or larger creature, as a move action, you can can shift 1 square to enter the target&#039;s space, occupying it until the end of your next turn and being hidden from all creatures except the target. Level 6.&lt;br /&gt;
* Down and Through: Encounter. As a move action, choose a Medium or larger enemy adjacent to you and shift up to 5 squares to a different square adjacent to that creature; you can move through its space during this shift. Level 10.&lt;br /&gt;
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===5e Stats===&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, goblins appeared as a PC race in 5th edition&#039;s Volo&#039;s Guide to Monsters. Like their fellow [[goblinoid]]s, the [[kobold]], the [[orc]] and the [[Yuan-ti]], they were officially described as &amp;quot;unbalanced&amp;quot;, which has earned a lot of fan flak, as this is literally an open invitation for more close-minded DMs to refuse goblin PCs - goblin fans are still hoping that WotC will eventually put out a splatbook with a &amp;quot;more official&amp;quot; and/or balanced version of goblin PC stats. Ironically, they were better off than the poor kobold. &lt;br /&gt;
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Hopes of a reboot were shattered when the Guildmaster&#039;s Guide to [[Ravnica]] came out in November 2018; whilst earlier [[Plane Shift]] articles had presented an alternative goblin statblock, the GGR simply reprinted the Volo&#039;s Guide stats below.&lt;br /&gt;
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::+2 Dexterity, +1 Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
::Small&lt;br /&gt;
::Speed 30 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Fury of the Small: Once per short or long rest, when you inflict damage with an attack or spell on a creature larger than you, inflict bonus damage equal to your level.&lt;br /&gt;
::Nimble Escape: You can take the Disengage or Hide action as a bonus action on each of your turns.&lt;br /&gt;
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Surprisingly enough, after a second reprint in Eberron: Rising, the children’s “activity book” Adventure with Muk gave an alternative playable writeup, specifically for the Dankwood Goblins featured. All this does though is raise +1 Wis instead of +1 Con, and replaces Fury of the Small for the Forest Gnome’s Speak with Small Beasts, letting them communicate simple ideas to Small beasts and smaller. Which is nice for the utility, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
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As mentioned above, [[Plane Shift]] featured alternative goblin stats first - two separate versions, in fact. Whether they are better than the official versions is a matter of debate, though...&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Zendikar]] Goblin&lt;br /&gt;
::+2 Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
::Small&lt;br /&gt;
::Speed 25 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Grit: You have Resistance to Fire and Psychic damage, your Unarmored AC is 11 + Dexterity modifier.&lt;br /&gt;
::Tribal Affinity: Choose either the Grotag Tribe (you have Proficiency in Animal Handling), the Lavastep Tribe (you have Advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made in rocky or subterranean environments) or the Tuktuk Tribe (you have Proficiency with Thieves Tools).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Ixalan Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
::+2 Dexterity&lt;br /&gt;
::Small&lt;br /&gt;
::Speed 25 feet, Climb 25 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Climber: You have a Climb speed of 25 feet if you are not encumbered or wearing either medium armor or heavy armor.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Half-Goblin]]s?===&lt;br /&gt;
Given the strong connections between goblins and [[orc]]s in some settings, particularly in [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]]&#039; older editions, and the existence of [[half-orc]]s, one may ask if there&#039;s ever been any love give to half-goblins? Well, ironically, not really; though [[Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] claimed that [[goblinoid]]s interbred with each other and with orcs all the time, that fluff was lost after the change to 3rd edition, which wanted to try and make the two races distinct. As for goblin/human crossbreeding? Forget about it; they barely gave half-orcs any love, so you can imagine they&#039;d be less than interested in half-goblins.&lt;br /&gt;
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Except... there was one setting where [[goblinoid]]s took the place of orcs. In the [[Dragonlance]] setting, orcs don&#039;t exist, being replaced by goblins and [[draconian]]s, and so the half-goblin appeared there in 3.5&#039;s Races of Ansalon sourcebook. Surprisingly, they&#039;re known for both being very self-confident and assured (in fact, their Charisma penalty is described as stemming from coming across as &#039;&#039;too&#039;&#039; confident, making them seem overbearing or aggressive), in contrast to the propensity for wangsting endemic to half-orcs and half-elves in other settings, very brave (in contrast to the traditional goblin cowardice) and with a drive to be peacemakers and diplomats, rather like half-elves. Essentially, rather than bitching about being rejected by both worlds (human and goblin) or about the lack of a &amp;quot;true&amp;quot; half-goblin culture, half-goblins are near-universally driven to try and force the world to shape up and make a culture for them, by bringing goblins and humans to work together in peace. Which is actually kind of badass, and certainly a change from the norms for half-breeds. In essence, they&#039;re said to combine human ambition and drive with goblin ferocity and mob mentality.&lt;br /&gt;
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Half-goblins are described as looking more or less like human-sized goblins; half-bugbears might be particularly hairy, and half-&amp;quot;common&amp;quot; goblins shorter than average, but still within the human stature. Although this stature can lead to them being mistaken for [[hobgoblin]]s, they apparently lack quite as many fangs and have more human-like eyes, which makes the difference obvious enough at a closer look.&lt;br /&gt;
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::+2 Dexterity, -2 Charisma&lt;br /&gt;
::Humanoid (Goblinoid)&lt;br /&gt;
::Medium&lt;br /&gt;
::Base speed 30 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::Darkvision 60 feet&lt;br /&gt;
::+2 racial bonus on Bluff and Move Silently&lt;br /&gt;
::+4 racial bonus on Will saving throws to resist Charm, Compulsion and Fear effects.&lt;br /&gt;
::Favored Class: Any&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warcraft]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Goblins are a staple race in the Warcraft franchise. They have green skin, are very short, have long and strong fingers, long noses, large pointy ears, and sharp teeth. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Warcraft 2, when the game expanded to more than just Humans, Orcs, Ogres, and Demons, Goblins were first mentioned. They were small mechanically-inclinded lunatics who invented great devices and were god-tier chemists. They offered their services to the Horde since it gave them more opportunities to wreak havoc and the races that would come to be those of the Alliance had ignored them for their entire history. &lt;br /&gt;
The Goblins mainly performed recon and VIP transport for the Horde via their Zeppelins, demolitions in the form of suicide Sapper squads, the invention of airtight missile-launching capsules that were tied to the backs of giant turtles to use as submarines, and finally experimenting on their Forest Troll allies to transform them into giant Berserkers. In secret they also helped the resident Sauron, an insane evil dragon named Deathwing, in his various endeavors. Goblins were described as insane, sadistic, and greedy for gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Warcraft 3, Goblins became a neutral group. It was revealed only a small portion of the Goblin race actually worked with the Horde, while the others have always provided their services to anyone with gold to spend and after the fall of the first Horde they have enforced that their own race remain entirely neutral to all factions. They did little of importance other than provide transportation for the various power players in this time. &lt;br /&gt;
When the second Horde was building their capital of Durotar, a small number of Goblins lead by world famous Gazlowe provided them with fair deals (which is itself a big deal for their race) for Goblin services including demolition. &lt;br /&gt;
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In vanilla World of Warcraft, Goblin lore expanded even further; a small number of Goblins were seen in the Alliance, some among the Horde, while it was revealed almost the entirety of their race dwell on an island called Kezan which has a massive underground city called the Undermine. The Cartels run Kezan, the most powerful of which is the Steamwheedle Cartel which performs the basic services offered in Warcraft 3. They maintain a few cities around the world including Ratchet (Gazlowe&#039;s city nearby Durotar), Booty Bay (a port which services anyone who reaches it, mainly pirates although they are just as much at threat from pirate attack), Gadgetzan (a desert city of scum and villainy, plus a small gladiatorial arena), and Everlook (a town high in the mountains of Kalimdor near by ancient magical Elf ruins). &lt;br /&gt;
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Goblins have a racial rivalry with the other mechanically minded race, [[Gnomes]], although hostility varies from giant robot wars to having a giant racetrack where they see which race can build the best vehicles to next-door neighbors who collaborate with each other on inventions and take any opportunity to try and make the other admit their philosophy is better.&lt;br /&gt;
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In general, the Goblin philosophy is &amp;quot;Chemicals, 50% chance of explosion is acceptable, make it fast so it makes money!&amp;quot; while the Gnomish philosophy is &amp;quot;Magic and radiation, take your time and spend decades if need be, 10% chance of turning yourself into a chicken or a different color is acceptable, make it for the love of knowledge and invention&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Cataclysm, Goblins recieved a MAJOR update as they became a player race. One of the cartels which was one of the weaker ones (having their section of Kezan entirely on the surface, mainly producing pop culture, cars, sports, and edibles) joined the Horde after Deathwing set their portion of Kezan on fire (since in the middle of a not-football game a ball was kicked and hit him). Their trade prince sold the entire Cartel into slavery after charging them all their possessions for supposedly safe passage off the island, and the ships were caught in a naval battle between the Horde and Alliance. After conquering the island, they then joined the Horde which was in the middle of becoming a fascist genocidal dictatorship again thanks to shit leaders (also, their trade prince got to keep his job despite the mess he caused). They quickly upgraded the Horde from catapults to giant robots and from bow and arrow to machineguns, then created their own new capital by completely renovating a huge chunk of the continent into the symbol of the Horde complete with a Mount Rushmore of their racial leader. &lt;br /&gt;
During the Kezan levels it was also revealed that Goblins have become multicultural, taking on things previously alien to them like worship of the light and shamanism (although the former is seen as a combination of medic and television evangelism, while the latter is perceived as cutting deals with nature). Kezan is very modern and has television, pop stars, sunglasses, champagne, fancy cars, neon lights, not-Chinese food, electricity and lightbulbs, and many other conveniences not seen elsewhere in the rest of the Renaissance setting outside the homeland of the Gnomes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Goblin origins were also explained. In ancient times, Goblins were an semi-intelligent race of monkey which was enslaved by Island Trolls and forced to mine a substance called Kajamite. Kajamite has a side-effect of causing a huge boost to intelligence (although not coherent thought) in anyone who imbibes it, and one day the Troll slavemasters entered the mines to whip their tiny laborers and were disintegrated with laser beams. Since then, the Goblins have mined Kajamite and used it as an ingredient in ingestibles of all kinds (including &amp;quot;Kaja-cola&amp;quot;) although their supply was beginning to run out, and there was fear they may regress back to being mere monkeys without it. Like most Cataclysm plots, this was never brought up again although there was hints that with the Kaja-cola that was left everywhere they go that monkeys drinking it have begun becoming intelligent as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Goblins in Warcraft 2 had extremely squeaky, high-pitched voices and tended to babble or shriek. In Warcraft 3 the shrillness of the voice was lessened, and they became more calm and coherent. The Goblins in World of Warcraft still have a voice that is higher-pitched than a human, although only slightly more for males while gaining something of an American Brooklyn accent. The non-Bilgewater Goblins still speak in their Brooklyn accent or a general American accent, Bilgewater Goblins speak like they&#039;re from New Jersey both in accent and expression.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:GoblinZeppelin.png|A Goblin Zeppelin pilot in Warcraft 2.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GoblinSappers 2.jpg|Goblin Sappers in Warcraft 2.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin Sappers.jpg|Warcraft 3 Goblin Sappers.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin Tinker WX.png|Warcraft 3 Goblin Tinker.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WoW Goblin Fem.jpg|World of Warcraft female Goblin player characters.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Warcraft Goblin Player Male.jpg|World of Warcraft male Goblin player characters. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:GOBLINS AND GNOMES.jpg|Goblin/Gnome rivalry. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kezan.png|The Bilgewater portion of Kezan.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin Easter.png|Goblins are into holidays in a big way, either as a business conspiracy or over-enthusiasm. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin femSapper.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Goblin Slayer]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Skarsnik|The said goblin in this manga while being a weak, tiny and barbaric humanoid is capable of many unorthodox tactics and teamwork that they could outplay and murder low level adventurers numerous times, whom the said adventurers underestimate the cunning goblins]]. They are barbaric primitives so they have to loot tools. However, they are capable of some degree of intelligence, like using signs like totems to create distractions as well as cover their weapons with urine and poisonous herbs to not only prevent adventurers from healing themselves, but also mark them with scents for goblins have an acute sense of smell. While they use mercenaries and pets such as wolves and orcs to further boost their effectiveness, the biggest contributors of their horde are their red shirt goblin goons, who are weak, small, but expendable and effective while attacking in groups. The horde is often led by a goblin mage that is capable of casting spells like fireball.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and this being Japan, they&#039;re sadists native to the moon who have only one gender and use females of other races to reproduce; given their brutal nature, it&#039;s done via rape.  What the hell else would you read this shit for?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Goblins (The Webcomic)==&lt;br /&gt;
{{/co/}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Webcomic Goblins.jpg|thumb|right|400px|&amp;quot;This is the arc that will not end, it will go on and on my friend...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Goblins are the stars of a webcomic called [http://www.goblinscomic.org/ Goblins] created by a man known as &amp;quot;Thunt&amp;quot; (real name Tarol Hunt, though in 2019 he announced that he is transitioning to female and is changing his name to Ellipsis Hana Stephens) in 2005, which claims that #GoblinLivesMatter and all the bad stuff comes from evil clans but most monsters are totally bros and it&#039;s all just a misunderstanding or a result of the ignorant sadistic humans, with those of the monster who ARE bad only being a product of human oppression. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even so, only half of the arcs even have goblin protagonists - the other focuses on two adventurers, the, well, min/maxed human named Minmax and his dwarf cleric partner Forgath. Originally they were in an adventuring party (back when the comic was actually still a parody of an RPG world, complete with characters confusing the first person and meta as well as the cleric praying to the DM) who were at first all [[Drizzt]] clones then a bad weeaboo crew although the joke of the characters all dying at the same time due to their incompetence shortly after being rolled was dropped after the second time, and the parody plot was entirely dropped later on as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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The supposed main characters are a group of goblins who were supposed to be just your average quick skirmish that was guarding a treasure chest full of magic gear they weren&#039;t allowed to open for reasons none of them knew. After surviving the attack by Minmax, Forgath, and their idiot friends that suffered a TPK, the Goblins decided to commit the ultimate act of heresy against their race and become player characters by adopting classes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the story starts getting convoluted, going through a human city that is mostly just built on torture-killing monster races, having Minmax and Forgath go on a subplot that involved a Yuan-Ti that lead into a seemingly unending dungeon arc involving parallel realities before a misunderstanding forced the two characters to separate with her, while at the same time the Goblin group attempted to escape from a paladin who has taken the Lawful Good definition into &amp;quot;an omnicidal maniac who enslaves the souls of those he has killed while maintaining a personality straight out of a [[Warhammer 40000]] fanfic&amp;quot;. While having side stories involving ANOTHER insanely complex dungeon. While a third group, made up of one of the Goblins plus an evil Goblin who&#039;s really tragically misunderstood product of her situation going through ANOTHER unending dungeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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The common points that are inevitably mentioned on /tg/ when Goblins is brought up are both the lack of an improvement of art over the course of the comics decade of history and the meme &amp;quot;IMSAD&amp;quot;, the latter of which is a good summary of most of the plot of the comic. After a small breakdown caused by backlash from [[SJW]] fans taking issue with the torture-rapist ex-adventurer governor villain, [http://www.goblinscomic.org/kins-story-is-kind-of-true/ the creator revealed that the reason the villains are written so absolutely edgetastically hammy in their evil is he was using the comic to work through some emotional trauma caused when some men raped his mother before he was born and the story of it scarred him.] He also later revealed he had a history of domestic abuse. Somehow he thought this would make things better. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunt is currently supported exclusively through the webcomic, which goes on hiatus from time to time. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunt has also been working on turning his comic into an animated series which he funded on Indiegogo.  Somehow, he managed to get several famous voice actors on the project.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Webcomic Goblins IMSAD.gif|Congratulations, you now know the basic plot.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IMSAD 2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Webcomic Goblins Page.jpg|An actual page, from when it was still a parody. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Webcomic Goblins Thunt Goes Bananas.jpg|A piece Thunt made during his breakdown, which they later blamed on their gender issues. Feel free to insert your own reference to [[Chaos]] corruption here.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:4chan on Goblins.png|tl;dr&lt;br /&gt;
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==Monstergirl Depictions==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Monstergirls}}&lt;br /&gt;
Traditionally, the idea of goblins being [[monstergirls]] was something of a niche, at best; most thought of them as just hideous, stupid, filthy little monsters - who would want to put their dicks in that?&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, it was [[Warcraft]] that probably first sowed the seeds of female goblins being fuggable; whilst the attractiveness of female goblins in that game is contentious, people must admit that they were better-looking than the tumor-riddled, snaggle-toothed, scarred abominations that make up the canon depictions of most goblins prior to that. They were certainly attractive enough to start scoring [[Rule 34]] artwork, and this became a revelation to fa/tg/uys: that goblin-girls did &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; have to be fugly!&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, goblin-girls became an underground sensation, slowly developing and evolving in the steamier underbelly of /tg/ and on /d/ (or at least its &amp;quot;western counterpart&amp;quot; /aco/) until they have become as mainstream in the /tg/ fandom as any monstergirl has a chance of being.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because goblins vary so widely in their depictions, it shouldn&#039;t be surprising that goblin-girls likewise have been a particularly fertile ground for interpretations. There are five &amp;quot;mainstream&amp;quot; depictions of the goblin-as-monstergirl you will probably encounter on /tg/, and many different sub-forms and cross-pollinations. All depend on which of various &amp;quot;goblin aspects&amp;quot; that a creator deigns to focus on; tinker skills, short-sighted hedonism, mischievousness, raw sexual appetites, and fertility:&lt;br /&gt;
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* The &amp;quot;Pervy Tinker&amp;quot; archetype directly traces its roots back to Warcraft&#039;s Rule 34&#039;d goblins: this envisions goblins as a &amp;quot;techy&amp;quot; race with a strong lewd streak, leading to them focusing their mad science skills on coming up with newer and more deviant ways of getting off. Depending on the fundamental tech level of the setting and the creator&#039;s own tastes, this can range from aphrodisiac gas grenades and automated dildos to [[golem]]s built as living sex engines and bimbofying/transforming [[magitek]] rayguns. Rule 34 interpretations of World of Warcraft lore can be counted as this, as well as rare goblins in Corruption of Champions that are mentally stable enough hold their panties on.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Shameless Slut&amp;quot; archetype likewise has its roots in Warcraft goblins, vis a vis their canonical obsession with money, but is perhaps one of the more widely known &amp;quot;generic&amp;quot; archetypes as well. These goblins are hedonists who take a great deal of pride in their libido and their love of pleasure, integrating with the other races and usually gravitating towards roles based on &amp;quot;entertaining&amp;quot;, from barmaids to outright prostitutes. In fact, they are often depicted as actively enjoying whoring themselves out, as it ensures a steady stream of partners and profit, whilst sating their perverse and degrading sexual desires. These goblin-girls are often size-queens, specifically choosing partners based on the stature of their masculine organs. The adult comic artist Incase is focused on this one, and might as well started it with his drawings.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Mischief Maker&amp;quot; archetype is the most innocent of the archetypes, portraying goblins as just playful, fun-loving hedonists whose greatest aims in life are pranking, partying and making love, not necessarily in that order.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Savage Slut&amp;quot; archetype is perhaps the oldest of the archetypes, for it owes its origins to the original interchangeability of goblin and [[orc]]. These goblins are basically sexy &amp;quot;savages&amp;quot;, wild and primal little monstergirls who live a primitive lifestyle centered on hunting, playing, and of course capturing &amp;amp; having sex with men. Essentially, this depicts goblins as [[shortstack]] or [[loli|&amp;quot;a loophole for masturbating to underage children&amp;quot;]] orcs. Kenkou Cross&#039; Monster Girl Encyclopedia is focused on that.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Breederphile&amp;quot; archetype is, in comparison, probably the youngest of these archetypes. These goblins are defined by their racial pregnancy fetishism, and by having bodies almost literally built to breed. Being impregnated is intensely orgasmic, pregnancy either fills them with ecstasy, makes them incredibly horny, or both, birth is a series of some of the most intense orgasms in their lives, and social standing often revolves around how many daughters they have to boss around. {{BLAM|+++...SCANNING...+++}} {{BLAM|+++Congratulations Neophyte, you have just weathered the single worst psychic assault a slaaneshi daemon is capable of unleashing; you may now be promoted into the ranks of the [[Grey Knights]]+++}}This archetype does make some sense if you think about it: after all as a &#039;cannon fodder&#039; species for PC, where do all the Goblins come from? Corruption of Champions might as well started this archetype.&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, moreso than even the Breederphile, a variant of goblin-girl portrayal native to [[Urban Fantasy]] settings has come to /tg/&#039;s attention from our [[shortstack]] fetishising kinsfolk on /aco/. Combining parts of the &amp;quot;Shameless Slut&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Breederphile&amp;quot; stereotypes, paired with some occasionally-awkward racial coding, the so-called &amp;quot;Ghetto Goblin&amp;quot; tends to be used as an less-racially-offensive imitation of the &amp;quot;hot-blooded Latina&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Ghetto Black Girl&amp;quot; racial stereotype, in that they are sexually open, tend toward foul language and fiery tempers when angry and lewd vocalizing or body-language when aroused or teasing others, and frequently dress provocatively. While breeding for the Ghetto Goblin isn&#039;t usually as erotic as with the Breederphile, the social status of the Ghettoblin is often measured by how many offspring they have, how often they have sex, and how early they first had sex. They arouse easily, to the point that human men in their stories often need to talk Ghetto Goblins out of outright molesting them openly in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whilst these archetypes are certainly well known, there are also two specific depictions of goblin monstergirls that have achieved enough recognition to be recognizable by name; the MGE Goblin and the CoC Goblin.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]] depiction of the goblin is essentially a mashup of the Mischief Maker and the Savage Slut archetypes. These primitive mamono live in tribal clusters, entertaining themselves by playing pranks on each other or the races around them, hunting game, and conducting banditry for fun, profit and boyfriends. In appearance, they resemble pointy-eared human [[loli]]s with horns and superhuman strength, allowing them to fight with weapons that only a strong human man would normally have a chance of lifting. Simple-minded and carefree, they have no intention of giving up the lifestyle they so enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;
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The CoC Goblin takes its name from Corruption of Champions, a [[/d/|hentai]] fantasy text adventure game that was popular on /tg/ for a while, before the fact that [[furries]] are much more willing to put money where mouth is when it comes to getting fetishistic shit done led to the inevitable flooding of the game with [[beastfolk]] waifus and encounters and /tg/ promptly banished it. Still, before it went under, it had a significant impact on the goblin-girl arena: CoC may not have created the idea of the Breederphile archetype, but it certainly brought it to the attention of what passes for /tg/ mainstream. CoC&#039;s goblins are Breederphiles who became a pregnancy-obsessed all-female race due to corruption of their water supply. Once a brilliant race of alchemists and inventors, they have since devolved into a Savage Slut culture, living in crude tribes based on a massively curvy matriarch, her husband(s), and as many daughters as she can make who are willing to stick around - whilst goblins are fiercely competitive with each other, there is also safety in numbers, keeping them from being eaten by [[hellhound]]s or raped/beaten to death by [[minotaur]]s. Such clans are often notably inbred, for their corruption means they have little sense of objection to incest, with only the matriarch&#039;s jealous possessiveness in regards her husband keeping her daughters at bay. They&#039;re also examples of the Pervy Tinker archetype, using what remains of their former knack for invention to create sex toys and perverse alchemical concoctions for use in subduing husbands and molding them to their liking.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons 3rd Edition races]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:MGE Goblin.jpg|Giving a new meaning to the term &amp;quot;Child Rapist&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Sneaky Goblin.gif&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goblin Knight.JPG|A more &amp;quot;player character&amp;quot; variety.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GreenGoblin3.jpg|Most goblins tend to [[Alchemist|throw pumpkin bombs]] and use flying crafts to annoy [[/co/|superheroes]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unified Setting/Goblins]] Yet another take on a classic concept.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goblin Slayer]], a man with a serious beef against goblins.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqx4ywmqYUw The most common reaction to Goblins]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goblinoid]], for the extended goblin family.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:GoblinSlayerCover.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Cover of the first chapter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|I slay Goblins.|Goblin Slayer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[manga]] based on a light novel of the same name. The series is, like [[Dungeon Meshi]], relatively new but it has quickly gained popularity among [[neckbeards]] for its creative use of a &#039;&#039;&#039;very&#039;&#039;&#039; [[D&amp;amp;D|generic fantasy]] setting, though others will tell you it is nothing more than a discount version of [[Berserk]]. The story is mostly a [[Rip and Tear|gorefest]] that aims to show you the most efficient ways of killing as many [[goblin]]s as possible, whether it be through stabbing, maiming, poison, fire, or [[Awesome|creative use of utility spells]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The series has gained notoriety for its explicit [[Rape|rape scenes]], causing some anons to label it as [[Smut for the Smut Throne|spanking material]] for [[/d/|a certain kind of people]]. Although, most [[Weeaboo|fans]] will also be quick to point out that these scenes feature women that look more like victims of spousal abuse rather than &#039;&#039;sexy&#039;&#039; vixens getting their &#039;&#039;comeuppance&#039;&#039;. Others have pointed out in response that the rape scenes do showcase the rape victims in ways which are very close to a rape doujin with some mentioning that the light novel doesn&#039;t go into detail on the rape, unlike the manga devoting many pages showing the rape victims and their exposed genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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To say it&#039;s [[Skub|controversial and debated]] on /tg/ is an understatement and ironically, it&#039;s not even for the rape. The setting has some confusing worldbuilding with many calling it contradictory or outright nonsensical. Describing the complaints /tg/ has with the state of the world, the behavior of the characters and the many criticisms for the in-universe justifications (many which /tg/ found unsatisfactory) for everything can take up a page on its own and has taken up FUCKLOADS of threads.&lt;br /&gt;
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The series now also has an official anime. And, the voice of Goblin Slayer in the English Dub? Doom Slayer (specifically, his mocap actor, for those of you who just went &amp;quot;He had a voice actor?!&amp;quot;). As is only proper. &lt;br /&gt;
Also, it has an [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i2qquegdB4| abridged series] that is arguably better than canon with some very impressive voice acting.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Main Series==&lt;br /&gt;
The main series opens with a group of [[Adventurer|fresh-faced murderhobos]] going on their first quest, which like any other opening quest, is about killing [[goblin]]s that have been pestering the locals. This simple quest promptly ends with a near [[TPK]] after the rookies underestimate the dangers of a goblin lair.  Just before one of the final survivors, [[Cleric|Priestess]], is taken out she&#039;s saved by the protagonist [[Fighter|Goblin Slayer]].  Another survivor is [[Grimdark|mercy-killed by Goblin Slayer at her request because the Goblins stabbed her with a poison knife and were about to rape her]]. The final one [[Grimdark|ends up PTSD&#039;d hard due to rape]] so she is sent to a temple along with the rescued girls.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there the manga chronicles Priestess&#039;s evolution as an adventurer and Goblin Slayer&#039;s realization that there may be more to life than [[Exterminatus|murderfucking]] goblins.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:GoblinSlayerSplatter.png|thumb|left|The Slayer making chunky salsa from a Goblin&#039;s head.]]&lt;br /&gt;
At some point the author decided that naming characters was too hard and as such no character has a name, but is instead referred to by their title, class, race, or some combination thereof. It&#039;s probably because the protagonist doesn&#039;t really care for their names and only remembers them by their titles. Although, this remains speculation.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039; is what you would get if you combined [[Batman]], [[Doom|Doomguy]], and [[Ranger|Bear Grylls]] into [[Angry Marines|a ball of vengeful fury]]. It is quickly revealed that he is the only survivor of a [[goblin]] raid on his village when he was a kid, seeing the carnage was enough to change him into a [[Powergamer|killing machine]] hellbent on purging dirty midget [[Goblin|greenskins]] to the point of crushing Goblin babies with a club. Mostly, it’s because his older sister hid him, so that he saw what the goblins did to her while powerless to help and getting doused in her blood and... other fluids. Moreover, it&#039;s implied he was autistic, which makes his experience even more traumatic. The best moments of the series (according to those who aren&#039;t just here for the [[Slaanesh|rape]]) comes from seeing the many ingenious tools he&#039;s made to dispose of the [[goblins]], such as using a [[Awesome|gate scroll as a high-pressure water jet cutter]] or dousing a big goblin with gas and rolling it like a fat molotov cocktail. [[Skub|Though some of /tg/ is confused by how he&#039;s even aware of half the physics behind such a feat, given his fantasy setting.]] The light novel handwaves it by saying he heard a story about a mage scholar who made a portal to an ancient ruin he found on a map, and was crushed into a pancake by a wall of water when it turned out to be submerged, and he wanted to weaponize the phenomenon. In fairness to the author, Goblin Slayer interviewing civilians whose technology or gossip intrigues his autism is a consistent aspect of his character, and he later admits he had no idea water could actually cut under enough pressure at the time. He is also somehow able to project himself into dreams: when Sword Maiden (more on her below) told him of her nightmares of that time he simply told her to call upon him in said nightmares and he&#039;d come.  [[Awesome|And it FUCKING worked]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Priestess&#039;&#039;&#039; is a 15 year old newbie adventurer that is saved by &#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039; after [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|her first quest goes south with her being saved almost moments away from being the latest sex toy for the goblins that overpowered the rest of the party she was with]]. Her design and abilities are not unlike that of a [[cleric]], as most of her miracles are support based. [[Vancian|Magic is governed by a number of daily uses]] like [[Dark Souls]] or [[3e|3rd Edition]]. She has a heart of gold, but is generally naïve when it comes to the horrors of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Childhood Friend&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Cow Girl&#039;&#039;&#039; is the childhood friend of &#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039; and also technically survived the [[goblin]] raid on the village by virtue of being out of town. She now lives on a farm with her uncle and rents a room for &#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039;. This being a [[manga]] means that she is a love interest, she has huge knockers in reference to a common Japanese joke about girls with big breasts.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;High Elf Archer&#039;&#039;&#039; is an [[Elven]] [[ranger]] that joins the party a few chapters in. Even though she is a High Elf her description is closer to a standard [[Elf#Wood_Elf|Wood Elf]]. Even though she&#039;s 2000 years old, she is easily the most [[Loli|childish]] of the party.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dwarf Shaman&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Dwarf|Dwarven]] [[druid]] that throws rocks at people and lugs around tons of [[Alcohol|booze]]. He is a 107 years old and has a fatherly attitude which he mostly hides by teasing the &#039;&#039;&#039;High Elf Archer&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Lizard Priest&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Lizardfolk|Lizardman]] that wears a native headdress and [[Necromancer|summons skeletal minions]]. He speaks very politely and tends to break up the verbal abuse between the &#039;&#039;&#039;Dwarf&#039;&#039;&#039; and the &#039;&#039;&#039;High Elf&#039;&#039;&#039;. A cool bro overall who worships dinosaurs, just like his kin in [[Lizardmen|another setting]].  Also loves dairy foods, especially cheese (&amp;quot;sweet nectar!&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Guild Girl&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[NPC|pen-pusher]] that takes requests from peasants, writes up quests notices, and hands out rewards when the tasks have been completed. She is another love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sword Maiden&#039;&#039;&#039; is a gold level former adventurer living in Fortress City and an archbishop for the (unspecified) Supreme God.  She&#039;s also [[Hot Chicks|smoking hot, looking like a grown up and EXTRA THICC version of Priestess]], while her robes of office are quite revealing.  Her staff of office is [[Awesome|shaped in the form of a sword and scale and her familiar is a giant albino Alligator]].  While compassionate she&#039;s also got some childish traits, such as wanting to go to a festival rather than do her priestly duties and bottling up problems rather than talking about them.  Powers include a healing spell that requires the presence of a virgin and aural vision.  Often wears a blindfold because she&#039;s visually impaired and her body&#039;s covered in faint scars.  All of her problems stem from Goblins because she&#039;s a former Goblin captive who was blinded, tortured (hence the scars) and [[Grimdark|deflowered via rape]] by them, which also left her with PTSD and a crippling goblinphobia.  She is yet another love interest and the most open about her feelings for Goblin Slayer (but loves him as an idea rather than a person).&lt;br /&gt;
*The &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Goblins]]&#039;&#039;&#039; are almost a character unto themselves as they&#039;re present in nearly every chapter released so far. What makes them interesting is that the author has spun what is most often considered a weak low-level threat into crazy Viet Congs on crack, rather apt as the goblins are known for covering their weapons in a [[Nurgle|mix of shit and piss]] (essentially making them the goblin equivalent of [[Tucker&#039;s Kobolds]]). Generally, the goblins pose a great exercise for any longtime [[DM]] that wishes to go against tropes or surprise [[Party|veteran players]]. Some of their notable tactics include: Totems to distract from their hidden ambush tunnels (again, like Viet Cong), using seemingly live corpses as traps, hiding in old wells, using wolves as guard dogs and mounts, and using kidnapped women as literal meat shields by tying them to boards and hiding behind them. Of course, it&#039;s highly advised not to go too far with making them a deadly threat if you wish to keep them feasibly a weak and low-level threat. Many readers are confused why these goblins still remain underestimated despite what we&#039;ve seen and many finding the justifications given to be very weak.  Another key feature is they&#039;re all male and reproduce with females of other races; consent is out of the question because Goblins don&#039;t care about it and they&#039;re such sadistic xenophobes (to the point Goblin babies often kill their mothers when they grow up) and unhygienic so no one in their right mind would consent to them.  Oh, and for added weirdness, it&#039;s implied that the story Goblin Slayer&#039;s sister told him of goblins coming from [[Morrslieb|the green moon that orbits their world]] might actually be true; at one point, Goblin Slayer and his team find a mirror-portal that, when looked through, reveals goblins working machines made from human bones in a field of endless green sand underneath a black sky...&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[That Guy|Truth]]&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;[[This Guy|Illusion]]&#039;&#039;&#039; are the two cosmic forces that control the setting, by serving as twin [[GM|gods]] for its inhabitants. Truth is a lucky, cocky asshole who loves [[grimdark]] settings, encourages adventurers to party-kill one another over loot, and is a lazy shit that designs dungeons by just pouring a tons of high-CR monsters and traps into a maze and calling it a day. Illusion is a sweet girl who works hard to come up with well-designed challenges for the world&#039;s inhabitants. She&#039;s the kind of person who could roll a 0 on a D20. Because effort takes time, it seems to be &#039;&#039;&#039;Truth&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; fault that the story falls into a poorly-written excuse for a plot about &amp;quot;the demon lord&#039;s coming back&amp;quot;. Therefore, &#039;&#039;&#039;Illusion&#039;&#039;&#039; tends to have less influence on the world, which is why their world actually doesn&#039;t make a lot of sense when you think about it. [[Skub|Hopefully that doesn&#039;t turn into the &#039;&#039;expected&#039;&#039; kind of fallback.]] Together, they gamble with the fates of men, using what are heavily implied to be &#039;&#039;[[5E]]&#039;&#039; rules. Goblin Slayer intrigues both of them, delighting Illusion with his creativity, and irritating Truth with his single-minded quest, by circumventing fate with his preparations, and therefore their manipulations.  At the end of the day, neither of them will argue with the dice, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Year One==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:GoblinSlayerBabyMaking.png|thumb|right|&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Even Goblins need some lovin&#039;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;Please report to your local commissar if you like this sort of extra-heresy, also, call in the [[Deathwatch]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|How will I kill them next time?|Goblin Slayer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Year One&#039;&#039;&#039; is the prequel side-story to &#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039; and is mostly about filling in the gaps of what has so far only been implied or glossed over in the main series. The title and premise is a reference to the [[Batman]] series of the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Year One&#039;&#039;&#039; is [[Skub|divisive]] due to it filling out gaps which some anons believe only added to the mystery of the main character, while others are just happy to have more &#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin Slayer&#039;&#039;&#039;. However, it is undeniable that &#039;&#039;&#039;Year One&#039;&#039;&#039; caters to the [[/d/]]eviants that like [[Heresy|monster-on-woman]] action as it doesn&#039;t take more than nine pages for three women to be [[Rape|gang-raped in an explicit three-in-a-row fashion]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
The series is full of visual references to other Japanese works both [[video games]] and [[manga]], including [[Berserk]], Dragon&#039;s Crown, Fate/Stay Night, Final Fantasy, and many more.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criticism==&lt;br /&gt;
As stated above, this manga is undoubtedly a very, very controversial topic thanks in due part to the inconsistent setting. It’s a setting with two opposing sets of [[DM|gods]], which is presented as a game much like D&amp;amp;D, and this makes many inconsistencies within the manga/LN. Many threads have been taken up by arguments around this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Regarding the Setting=== &lt;br /&gt;
One common criticism is the unrecognized threat of the goblins. Year One shows that goblin invasions have destroyed entire villages, and that this is something that has been going on for years - yet, despite that, goblins are still thought of as the lowest of threats by pretty much everybody who isn&#039;t the Goblin Slayer. There is an abundance of evidence against them being such low threats, with the adventurer&#039;s guild reporting that it is standard procedure for them to have to send multiple teams of new adventurers to wipe out &#039;&#039;&#039;one&#039;&#039;&#039; goblin lair, because many of the teams sent in to cleanse goblin lairs will end up being wiped out by the goblins. In no small part &#039;&#039;because&#039;&#039; they somehow think that the goblins are not serious threats. Making things worse, the manga is explicit that there are &#039;&#039;plenty&#039;&#039; of stories in-universe about adventurers being massacred, raped and traumatized by goblins... and yet &#039;&#039;&#039;still&#039;&#039;&#039; the prevailing attitude towards goblins is &amp;quot;eh, they&#039;re no biggie&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, the idea that goblin-hunting could be high-risk and low-reward is not contradictory in and of itself, and to the series credit, the prevailing rationale given for why adventurers move on from goblin-hunting as quickly as they can is explicitly the fact that the job is nasty and pays pathetically. But what is contradictory is the fact that goblins in this world are so dangerous, and yet nobody gives them any credit for the realistically dangerous foes that they are.&lt;br /&gt;
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This stems into a related criticism; the lackluster official policy towards dealing with goblins. In a &amp;quot;realistic&amp;quot; setting, which Goblin Slayer is ostensibly trying to be, an adventurer&#039;s guild would:&lt;br /&gt;
* Drum it into rookie heads that goblins are &#039;&#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039;&#039; to be underestimated (in case all the horror stories didn&#039;t already do that).&lt;br /&gt;
* Train rookie adventures so they will be able to go into goblin caves and not be wiped out. (In fairness, it is implied that adventurer&#039;s guild do train low-level adventurers, but this amounts to a single &amp;quot;blink and you&#039;ll miss it&amp;quot; scene.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Forbid female adventurers going on goblin-hunting missions, because goblins reproduce exclusively by raping female humans or [[demihuman]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
* Have goblin-slaying experts who lead nest-purging missions and train rookies in how to successfully cleanse them. (Goblin Slayer is such an expert, but he shows no interest in passing on his skills to anyone not in his party, and he&#039;s regarded as a weirdo by other adventurers.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Hire bloodthirsty sellswords with few moral qualms to encourage low cost, high return solutions.  Even if the women end up as sloppy seconds for the sellswords, it is better than goblins having their way with women.&lt;br /&gt;
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Or, if that&#039;s far too much work, just make it so that people who don&#039;t know which end of the sword to hold can&#039;t go on goblin quests to deliver weapons and women right to their dens. Absolutely &#039;&#039;none&#039;&#039; of this happens in-universe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also relating to the criticism of goblins being an &amp;quot;unrecognized threat&amp;quot; is the idea that they would &#039;&#039;be&#039;&#039; unrecognized in the first place. If goblins routinely wipe out entire villages, swelling into hordes that breed exponentially as they conquer more villages, then a realistic reaction would be to &#039;&#039;encourage&#039;&#039; goblin-hunting, with Guild-given sizable payoffs for each nest wiped out and bounties on goblin corpses. Instead, the rewards for goblin hunting amount to the tiny handfuls of jink that villages can scrape together, which means they are callously left to their own devices. About the only realistic way to justify this level of callous indifference would be if [[Imperium of Man|demihuman cities are so numerous and/or expansive that they can always afford to lose a village here or there]]... and canon gives no indication that this is the case at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Supposedly, the light novels make it clear that &#039;&#039;normally&#039;&#039; goblin lairs are actually wiped out really quickly and rarely get to full-scale village threatening levels, and it&#039;s only in recent years, with the monstrous races swelling in power as a whole that people are being distracted from the usual anti-goblin clearing, giving goblins a chance to build up their numbers unopposed that they don&#039;t normally get. It still doesn&#039;t adequately explain the lack of respect for goblin slaying when their threat levels have been allowed to reached such a critical mass, or how reports of goblins reaching critical mass and wiping out villages seem to have either never been made, or are forgotten by everyone for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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The other major criticism relating to the setting is the sheer tonal dissonance. Goblin Slayer treats the goblins with a grim, gritty, realistic motif: the goblins use simple but brutally effective pragmatic tactics like poisoned weaponry, ambush, traps, targeted shots, etcetera. And yet the rest of the world is full of standard JRPG traits, most prominently the abundance of [[Fantasy Armor]]. It just makes no sense; if goblins, reputedly the &#039;&#039;weakest&#039;&#039; enemy type, will exploit all of the realistic downfalls of things like fanciful &amp;quot;showy&amp;quot; armor or running around without a helmet, then why do such things exist? Why aren&#039;t they an even bigger problem when facing off against more powerful monsters? Scenes like a high-level, confirmed &amp;quot;dragon killer&amp;quot; [[barbarian]] being taken down in one stab by a cunning goblin only make it worse, because they seem to directly imply that the world &#039;&#039;normally&#039;&#039; runs off of light-hearted(ish) [[Heroic Fantasy]] tropes, then inexplicably switches to [[Dark Fantasy|Dark]] [[Low Fantasy]] whenever somebody is fighting a goblin.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the explanation that this series is literally taking place in a world that two gods are &amp;quot;playing with&amp;quot;, and that the major divine conflict is the clash between the two arguing over which way the world should be presented, this tonal dissonance just doesn&#039;t make any sense. The setting is clearly aiming for what [[TVTropes]] calls a &amp;quot;Deconstruction&amp;quot; of your standard [[Heroic Fantasy]] anime, but it does so in such a clumsy, hamfisted manner it completely ruins its own argument. It only gets worse the more you look into it - for example, the aforementioned [[barbarian]] is briefly shown with a [[Character Sheet]] based on [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons 5th Edition]]... and yet, [[RAW]], a character like that &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; better off naked if no magical armor is around, because their skin &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; tougher than steel and they have [[Hit point]]s up the wazoo. It makes the goblin victories come off as being forced for the sheer sake of [[grimdark]], and is directly cited as a reason behind the common perception that the story is &amp;quot;tryhard&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot;, which turns off many readers/viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Regarding the Slayer===&lt;br /&gt;
The last of the big criticisms is directed not at the setting, but at Goblin Slayer himself. Namely, his tactics, which many have called out as presenting the illusion of pragmatism, instead of actually being pragmatic. The primary sub-criticism of this argument? Goblin Slayer&#039;s gear. To sum things up, Goblin Slayer deliberately uses the cheapest, nastiest, most low-quality gear he can, because he fully anticipates ultimately dying in battle and he wants to make sure the goblins will not profit from it when they loot his corpse afterwards. Except the obvious problem here is that [[Derp|having bad equipment makes his death and looting more likely, whereas good equipment would make that less likely]]. In a nutshell, the argument is that he&#039;s preparing so hard for events occurring &#039;&#039;after&#039;&#039; his death that he&#039;s unthinkingly increasing the odds of being killed.&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also the sub-argument of just how much of a threat Goblin Slayer being looted really is. As a human, any armor he has would need to be forcibly resized, which would make it pretty much worse-off (if not useless) to goblins anyway. Weapons are slightly more salvageable, it&#039;s true, but not only is one goblin with a magic sword still &#039;&#039;&#039;one&#039;&#039;&#039; goblin, the fact is that goblins are established in the setting&#039;s canon to be absolutely &#039;&#039;&#039;terrible&#039;&#039;&#039; at taking care of their shit. Not only do they not maintain the arms and armor they use, but they deliberately abuse them, because they&#039;re full of envy over how demihumans can make this cool stuff and they can&#039;t, so an enchanted sword or spear would quickly wind up useless. Furthermore, goblins hate each other only slightly less than they hate non-goblins, and exist in a constant state of infighting and thievery over each other&#039;s stuff, because &amp;quot;seething, hateful envy&amp;quot; is pretty much their default state of mind. So, a goblin who gets his hands on, say, a +2 flaming sword will actually spend most of his time killing other goblins with it to keep it from being stolen - and will ultimately be murdered by another goblin who wants his sweet sword for himself. And then that goblin will need to kill other goblins to hold onto it, until he&#039;s ultimately murdered for it, and then the cycle starts over. So, if anything, having an enchanted weapon looted will probably result in more goblin deaths than if his cheap shitty longsword was looted. &lt;br /&gt;
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The above doesn&#039;t even begin on the multi-thread long debates on the setting, the feasibility of organisations like the adventure guild, the &amp;quot;believability&amp;quot; of some of the tactics that Goblin Slayer uses, etcetera. This all can take many pages to explain, but the Fantasy Doomguy on steroids makes it at least readable. [[Skub| It can also be seen as &amp;quot;humorous&amp;quot; if viewed as a dark comedy where a goblin killing autist goes out and kills goblins]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary though Isis is no virgin in Egyptian Mythology. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job.  This included  He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary though Isis is no virgin in Egyptian Mythology. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job.  This included  He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary though Isis is no virgin in Egyptian Mythology. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job.  This included  He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary though Isis is no virgin in Egyptian Mythology. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job.  This included  He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) and some raise the possibility it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary though Isis is no virgin in Egyptian Mythology. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job.  This included  He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Other important things associate with Norse Mythology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa).&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship or the flood wrecked said trees.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife. Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris. Waged war against Set to avenge his father. This included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]]. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness. Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Other important things associate with Norse Mythology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Dwarf ====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Elves ====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa).&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the sole righteous man on Earth named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals and in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship. After the flood came and everyone is on the ark, they basically float for 40 days until the water goes down.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife. Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris. Waged war against Set to avenge his father. This included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]]. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness. Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Other important things associate with Norse Mythology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Dwarf ====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Elves ====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa).&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the sole righteous man on Earth named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals and in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship. After the flood came and everyone is on the ark, they basically float for 40 days until the water goes down.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife. Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris. Waged war against Set to avenge his father. This included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]]. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness. Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Dwarf ====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa).&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:6D12:1B1F:870C:16F: /* Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews */&lt;/p&gt;
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In the olden days, before science existed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of humankind, what happens after death, or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down from generation to generation as either legends or religion, it gave birth to the fantasy genre we all knew and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and the shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day, more than a few such myths are still prevalent despite their no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such mythos are often tied significantly to the culture&#039;s religion&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times [[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where a core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth, thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (which is apparent if you&#039;re not the kind of sheltered, brainless worm [[Derp|who thinks all religion is the same]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably a taboo against depicting Muhammad that Muslim extremists have violently enforced more than once), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies usually aren&#039;t hard to find - and see for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a slingshot. He became the king of Israel afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s son, also King of Israel. Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kaballic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. If you want to trigger people, just ask how he could have fallen and introduce evil to the universe when God&#039;s supposed to be omnipotent, omniscient, and purely good. It&#039;s been giving theologians headaches for centuries (though a reasonable answer involves the aspect of free will). &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion. He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise. Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pharaoh from the tale of Moses&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced, the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam, he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful, so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the sole righteous man on Earth named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals and in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them are probably used up just for the ship. After the flood came and everyone is on the ark, they basically float for 40 days until the water goes down.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland - and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches, but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN-)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk and none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. She was busy but the the pillar holding the sky broke so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container. But even then that is not enough so she had to sacrificed herself to repair the sky. There&#039;s also other version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of Jade Emperor, the first god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory====&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife. Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary. &lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris. Waged war against Set to avenge his father. This included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]]. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness. Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more positive depictions) &lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles&lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&lt;br /&gt;
*the leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus (in his more negative depictions)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades (only a villain in media adaptions; the original Hades was considered highly honorable if rather dour)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hera (but only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus)&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are &#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus &lt;br /&gt;
and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]]; &#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; &#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; &#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery; &#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he ate each one of them as a new one is born from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together.  The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world; it is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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====Creator/Creatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Saraswati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Preserver/Preservatrix==== &lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Laxmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Destroyer/Destructrix====&lt;br /&gt;
The androcentric denominations of Hinduism speak of &#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;, whereas gynocentric denominations speak of &#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity is known as the &#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Izanami and Izanagi: See above.&lt;br /&gt;
*Amaterasu: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese impeeial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained. &lt;br /&gt;
*Susano-o: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being a dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Orochi: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Buddhas: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Gautama Buddha is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**Various Buddhist demons: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Four Heavenly Kings: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*Yokai: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor. The descendants of Goddess Amaterasu and the leader of Yamato clan. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[Ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a [[Ninja]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them but they entrust these two for the world&#039;s creation because they are gender-less and thus unable to procreate next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jewelled spear&amp;quot;) and create islands, lands using salts.&lt;br /&gt;
They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children: Hiruko and Awashima they&#039;ve conceived were mutants, badly formed that the parent decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their 3rd birthday (Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu). Turns out after confronting their elder about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defect and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, that would eventually be modern day Japanese islands(or they children&#039;s name were given a land to lived on and those land were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagu-tsuchi, a human torch wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and behead his child into eight piece, which would became 8 volcanoes and his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was in grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belong to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi&#039;s stubbornness to not left Izanami in the dark land, he waited there because Izanami agree to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb only to find his wife was already a maggot ridden ghoul like monster. Izanagi scared shitless that he ran away while Izanami called Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long looney tune chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuer, he eventually return to the living realm with Izanami cursing that she will kill 1000 person everyday with Izanagi responded that he will give birth 1500 person if so.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Frost Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government with gods/goddess of each daily life aspect. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods, as mentioned above. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil, in order to be granted the knowledge of runes. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss it&#039;s mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially the That Guy of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked to shoot a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and [[/pol/|the whitest of the gods, seriously, compare and contrast the Marvel Thor movies for a laugh.]] - Whether this meant he was physically white or just a radiant person is open for debate. There&#039;s...very little to be said about him, other than that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok and he was birthed by nine mothers, with no dad. Just how this works is never expounded on.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say...when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable teathers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word...well... &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. THere&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Balder, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptions only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who after being cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold, becomes a fuckhuge dragon yo.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and should it die, everything would go with it. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir). Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of ice and fog), Musphelheim, (Land of ash and fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the giants), Svartalfheim (realm of dark elves/dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and tries to kill it by biting them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Dwarf ====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the dwarf race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfucked Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood flooding (see above) maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor of the dwarfs.]] So Odin found these maggots and turned them into the dwarf we all knew and love. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifact]]. Many of iconic weapon like Thor&#039;s hammer are crafted by the dwarfs. But most importantly of the dwarfs creation is perhaps Odin&#039;s spear, why? BECAUSE IT IS NAMED &amp;quot;GUNGNIR&amp;quot;!! that&#039;s like the name of the warhammer dwarf god &amp;quot;Grungni&amp;quot;, only with the letter &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, other things about dwarfs is that they can turned to stone if they exposed to the sun for too long (wtf were they vampires too?). They are sometimes refer to as &amp;quot;black elf&amp;quot; since they were corpse maggot and they were described as being dead or resembling human corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”) and they got the crappy job of holding the corner of the sky (aka the Atlas treatment) just because they have super strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Elves ====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]] with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them, what a bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death. Elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human but possess extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ragnarok ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|It is the end of all thing. Apocalypse. Whatever you want to call it]].&lt;br /&gt;
A pretty particular unique myth since no other mythologies of other culture has an event that kills most of its deities (well, the Bible has stuff that might count (The Book of Revelations, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return), and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather then Ragnarok&#039;s straight up disaster for everyone involved). According to History Channel, it says this was an free add-on by that new religions everybody was talking about at the time, where they &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; [[squat|killed]] the pagan beliefs, and [[The End Times|reboot]] [[Age of Sigmar|the whole setting]] to better fit their [[Imperial Cult|new edition of the rulebook.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it started and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket and he had saw &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot; that would brought forth it: &lt;br /&gt;
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1.The death of Baldr. &lt;br /&gt;
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2.Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3.Two wolves in the sky swallowing the sun and the moon, and even the stars will disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had the dreams about Baldr&#039;s death and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to made every frigging object like weapon, poison and harmful thing, sharpest corner of table and the table itself to take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine boy. All object made the vow but mistletoe, because it is soft and harmless. When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness, the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny and made a spear out of mistletoe using his magic. Since now every object is no longer harmful to Baldr, his brother gods are just fucking hurling object and weapons and him for their amusements. Loki during their entertainment, carefully placed his magic spear onto the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldr with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldr&#039;s death which Odin had to fuck a giantness and gave birth to a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The secound sign has not yet come. There will be a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter” during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and brothers will kill brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” ( meaning “All knower”), will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. At the same time in Hel, there is also a red rooster warning all the dishonorable dead, as well as in Asgard, a red rooster named “Gullinkambi” warn all the Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can and that will be the warning for all the einherjar (dead warrior) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and this will be the day that all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle, to pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, sail in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. &lt;br /&gt;
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The dragon Nidhug will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar. &lt;br /&gt;
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Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and two of them will also kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent Jormungand and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds left behind by Jormungand. &lt;br /&gt;
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Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire and everything sinks into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. &lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039; however, as devastating as Ragnarok could get, it doesn&#039;t destroy everything or necessary killed everyone which is the only comfort Odin could get from his prediction.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir(Odin&#039;s intellect rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive as well as the resurrected Baldr will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir “Never cold”. It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die the great dragon Nidhug, is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America. Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands. Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa).&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens. The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts. The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer. Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard). Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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