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		<title>Sons of Behemat</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:9022:31F4:C1CA:76F0: /* Named Gargants */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{Topquote|We had common cause once, little man. No more. Now the Sons of Behemat march. Kraken-eater. Warstomper. Gatebreaker. Mancrusher. Bonegrinder. All as one. Behemat calls.|The Kraken-eater Baran to a Freeguild Captain and former ally.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Disasters are called natural, as if nature were the executioner and not the victim.|Eduardo Galeano}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Sons of Behemat&#039;&#039;&#039; are the offspring of the titular [[Godbeast]] Behemat; forces of nature that terrify foes and (their few) friends alike. They are driven by their wanton need for inflicting mass carnage and proving themselves as the true champions of Gorkamorka. Despite this, other factions will often hire the services of the Sons of Behemat as living siege weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4RyrcmRUNM&amp;amp;feature=share This is likely what a gargant invasion would look like.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Behemat teaser.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Note that the [[Stormcast Eternals|Stormcast]] are literally immortal, yet they&#039;re still scared shitless by this absolute unit.  Then again, Warham’s giants tend to stuff smaller foes in their trousers, so it&#039;s understandable]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the beginning, there was a titanic godbeast known as Ymnog, Grandfather of Gargants. According to the Gargant Matriarchs (no model exists cause no one wants to see what saggy Gargant tits look like in plastic), Ymnog created the Mortal Realms when he threw a punch so hard that he shattered reality into earth, sea, and sky. After drinking and eating entire sections of the cosmos, Ymnog laid down to take a nap, where his drool would flow down into the Realms and become the first rivers. Inside his stomach was born Behemat, who brewed a lake of moonshine in his father&#039;s guts, causing him to retch him into his mouth, where Behemat then broke his father’s teeth to escape, the shards of his teeth supposedly becoming the first mountains. Behemat landed in the Mortal Realms and became the progenitor of the Gargant race and personal right hand to the god of destruction [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]] (mostly because the Greenskin god was the only thing bigger than him).&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said the gargants were created from his vomit after he went on a binge-eating spree that caused the extinction of several species of cattle. Countless deeds are attributed to Behemat by his Sons, most of which double as their explanation for the different races (known collectively as “pipsqueaks”, “little men”, or any other short demeaning term), like the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] being an Aelven civilization that Behemat drowned after causing a massive flood, the [[Fyreslayers]] being born when the World Titan stomped out some volcanos and saw these angry short guys come out to yell at him, and the denizens of Shyish being mostly skeletons because Behemat ate all the meat in the Realm of Death. Naturally this is all just mythical nonsense passed down by the Gargants, but they serve as a good example of how they view the world around them, a product of Behemat’s achievements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trouble started to brew for the Gargants during the tail end of the Age of Myth. Trying to find a way into the Mortal Realms, [[Tzeentch]] whispered lies to Gorkamorka, making him envious of his champion, as Behemat enjoyed so much freedom under the green god’s rule, while Gorkamorka himself was stuck under Sigmar’s thumb. So Big G ordered Behemat to recreate some of the god of destruction’s greatest feats...and he did, though some were by accident. Then came the big one; Behemat had to recreate the duel between Sigmar and Gorkamorka. So after armoring himself with an entire mountain, Behemat bellowed a challenge to the Hammer God...and nothing happened. So he started stomping on the local sigmarites which caused the Lord of Azyr to come rocketing down from the heavens and knocked Behemat out cold, putting him in a millenia-long coma in the region known as the Harmonis Veldt in Ghyran. While he was asleep, his body would become covered by earth; his skull becoming the mountain of Tor Crania, his mouth becoming the Titansmawr (from which more gargants would occasionally crawl out), the Sweatswamp forming around the location of his left armpit, and so on. This pretty much makes him the [[Mythology#Norse_Mythology|Ymir]] of the Mortal Realms.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite their forefather taking a big snooze, the Gargants were mostly unfazed, continuing their own isolationist lives or rampaging in the hordes of Gorkamorka. This would not last, as with every single Age of Sigmar backstory you eventually reach the point where the Age of Chaos happens and everything gets ruined. The Ruinous Powers and their servants were quick to fall upon the Gargants, seeing them both as prestigious monsters to slay for glory and destructive weapons of mass mayhem. The ones that weren’t slain in droves or hid themselves away become Chaos Gargants (willingly or otherwise) who tromped alongside the Slaves to Darkness in agony. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Age of Sigmar proved to be one of the most important parts of the race’s history. During the Realmgate Wars, as part of Archaon&#039;s plan to corrupt the godbeasts to Chaos, he sent the Maggotkin of Nurgle and the Skaven to corrupt Behemat, whose sleeping place was already corrupted by Nurgle into what is now known as the Scabrous Sprawl. The plan was for the Skaven to drill into his bones to awaken him, the Maggotkin to corrupt him with Nurgle&#039;s taint, and for him to be persuaded to join Archaon&#039;s side by being told half-truths about Sigmar killing his father Ymnog (which he technically did). Although the Stormcast Eternals attempted to stop this, they were too late and were forced to invoke the power of the Great Bolts (the same weapon Sigmar used to kill Ymnog) to put down Behemat before he could be fully corrupted. Many of the gargants native to the Sprawl felt lost after witnessing the death of their god-progenitor, and were taken in by the Oakenbrow Sylvaneth and became eventual allies of them.  Meanwhile countless more became solitary drunkards called Aleguzzlers, and found “employment” with the [[Gloomspite Gitz]], on account of the Grots’ copious amounts of fungus booze and cold dank caves to sleep off their roaring hangovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the death of Behemat, his Sons have been noted to have been getting bigger, more violent and more intelligent, leading to the evolution of so-called &amp;quot;Mega-Gargants&amp;quot;, colossal both in size and aggression.  Just the thunderous sound of a Mega-Gargant’s footfalls will draw even the most reclusive of Gargants from miles around to join together. Tribes will form around these massive warriors who then proceed to mold the Gargants under his command into terrifying natural disasters.&lt;br /&gt;
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And with the Mega-Gargants seemingly becoming bigger and bigger with each day, it seems likely that there will come a time when a new World-Titan will emerge...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Religion and Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
Like all Destruction factions, the Sons of Behemat worship [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]], whom they call the Godstompa; a massive foot that crushes whole cities with ease. Watching the orruk shamans cast the Foot of Gork only strengthens this notion for them. When the Godstompa is split into “Gorkfoot and Morkfoot”, the Gargants state that one is “stompy but kicky” and the other is “kicky but stompy”. This fixation on feet forms one of the cornerstones of Gargant culture and how they view other races (Example: they’re not fond of the [[Slaves to Darkness]] not cuz they’re Chaos worshippers, but because their spiked armor makes them unpleasant to squash).&lt;br /&gt;
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This foot fetishism also bleeds into their tribal organization. A tribe of Gargants is called a Stomp (most civillized races call them Catastrophes, but the average gargant can&#039;t pronounce that word), with the leader being known as the &amp;quot;Big Heel&amp;quot;. Subordinate Mega-Gargants are thus &amp;quot;under the heel&amp;quot;, while the tribe&#039;s Mancrushers are referred to as “footsloggas” (larger Mancrushers who lead other Mancrushers are said to be &amp;quot;toeing the line&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Behemat was the Champion of Gorkamorka, his Sons now strive to fill the gap left by their forefather’s death. This is best exemplified by their correlation of size equaling strength, or “Mightier makes Rightier” as they say. The biggest have the authority to boss around those smaller than them and (most of) the giants just accept it as fact. Though when two Mega-Gargants meet, they are bound to begin wrestling with each other to assert dominance. Gargants won’t give anyone smaller than them (meaning everyone) the time of day unless they are at eye level with the beasts, usually standing on a cliff or some tower/war machine. Though this can prove a successful means of diplomacy, it’s just as common for the Gargant to mindlessly grab the diplomat and casually devour them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gargants have a vague sort of connection to the various [[Orruk Warclans|greenskin]] [[Gloomspite Gitz|factions]], likely due to Gorkamorka’s role in their origin. Whenever a Waaagh! is called or the Bad Moon looms in the sky, it’s quite common to find the lumbering giants following the greenskin hordes. The maniac energies that swell during such times is contagious to the Gargants, though not to the same extent as Orruks and Grots. It’s described as the Gargants wanting to show the yelling hordes at their feet who’s really the biggest and baddest. At the height of their fervor, tribes of Gargants will break out into a full on sprint and crush entire battlelines with their feet alone before crashing into battlements with club and girth.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most other realm-shaking events that defined entire factions weren’t acknowledged by the Sons of Behemat, deeming them as quite literally beneath them. The first time the race as a whole was shaken following Behemat&#039;s death was the arrival of the [[Nighthaunt]] processions.  The Mortarch of Grief [[Lady Olynder]] effortlessly slew a Mega-Gargant and his Stomp, and allowed the survivors to tromp away to spread fear of her legions. Sure enough, rumors spread across the Gargant race of ghostly beings that couldn’t be stomped on. Confusion led to terror, and terror became a reality when similar battles occurred where the Sons of Behemat, now dreading the Nighthaunt, found that their foot falls and club swings held little purchase against the ghosts. Things have gotten better though as new tales spread amongst the tribes of how the Bjarl Stomp worked with the ghost-hunting [[Bonesplitterz|Drakkfoot Warclan]] to put down an army of Nighthaunt at the Asp River.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gargants as Mercenaries===&lt;br /&gt;
Starting in the Age of Chaos, Gargants began to sell their bulk to various warring factions for the promise of food, loot, and a good scrap. This can be traced back to the very first Gargant Mercenaries, a trio of hairy bruisers called the Grugg Brothers. They were in an alliance with the Ogors of the Meatfist Mawtribe at the time, and started to take note of how the Ogors worked for other races and were getting paid for it. The Grugg Brothers were further tutored by the Maneaters of the Gutstuffers company, teaching them rudimentary tactics such as attacking early in the morning when enemy forces are tired and making battle plans before hand. When the Gargants inevitably parted ways with the Mawtribes, they spread their knowledge to the other Stomps and word quickly spread of a new lucrative way of life. This knowledge has since been known to the more cunning Gargants as the “Great Secret”.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
Each “species” of Gargant has a very fairy tale like name, likely given to them by the terrified victims of their rampages.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mancrusher&#039;&#039;&#039;: The OG Giant is now the most commonly seen species of the giant race, as well as the shortest (keep in mind that a ‘short’ Gargant can still punt a Sigmarine like a football). Mancrushers were originally wayward Aleguzzler/Chaos Gargants who happened to find a Mega-Gargant to follow around. When in the presence of a Mega-Gargant, they become eager (if a little clumsy) followers, ready to take orders and do whatever their bigger bosses want. This tiny level of “discipline” arguably makes them more dangerous as they can now make unified charges with their fellow Gargants and throw boulders at enemies in a crude firing line. They’re also oddly sober when compared to other Gargants, though this is because their bosses hog most of the booze they come across. In a strangely wholesome twist on the normal method of Destruction aligned recruitment (the weak being subjugated by the strong), Mancrushers will often willingly join the Mega-Gargants cause they admire them as big brothers in a sense. They will wait for the big lugs to fall asleep and then camp out around him. So when the Mega-Gargant wakes up, he’s got a full tribe of loyal bruisers ready to please him...get your mind out of the gutter [[Slaanesh]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kraken-eater&#039;&#039;&#039;: A sea faring variety known for their greed and territorial natures. Granted, what they deem as “their territory” is everything in seeing distance. They like lugging around ship cannons to use as blunt instruments as well as colossal fishing nets stuffed full of hapless victims and fish. Lots of fish. Kraken-eaters are also noted for being older than most gargants, being basically grouchy senior citizens who yell at everyone to get off their lawn. Though the more “tame” ones are capable of holding a “pleasant” conversation with other factions that hire them. This still won’t prevent them from working with another faction to stomp on their former allies though. They lead pseudo crime-syndicates called &#039;&#039;Taker Tribes&#039;&#039;, where they boss around Mancrushers to steal all the loot they can find and fight against anyone who comes onto their turf.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Warstomper&#039;&#039;&#039;: The epitome of the Gargant race and warmonger by any other name. Above all other sub-species, Warstompers love collecting trophies and trinkets from their flattened foes, using them to decorate their grotesque forms. The most intelligent of their kind display a malevolent level of cunning, actively trying to stop wars from ending so they can keep on fighting. To do so, they will join the losing side to drag out the war, kill surrendering troops, and hunt down and consume peaceful ambassadors. Gargants led by a Warstomper are referred to as a &#039;&#039;Stomper Tribe&#039;&#039; and act as walking natural disasters who live only for the thrill of active combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Gatebreaker&#039;&#039;&#039;: These bitter big boys have an obsession with tearing down strongholds, and then using the wreckage as armor and weapons (some even appreciating the irony in their weapons of choice). This obsession originates from a [[Beasts Of Chaos|loathing of all civilized life]], seeing them as the reason why Behemat is dead. Gatebreakers often wear crudely made cowls out of looted flags and banners in the style of an executioner’s mask, as they see themselves as the executioner of the cities they destroy. They lead the aptly named &#039;&#039;Breaker Tribes&#039;&#039;, cults of personality where the Mancrushers seek to emulate their boss’ loathing of civilization and specialize in tearing down fortifications and other symbols of order.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bonegrinder&#039;&#039;&#039;: The largest and rarest of all Gargants. These absolute behemoths see themselves as the reincarnations of Behemat and try to bully everyone into serving on them hand and foot. So why don’t they lead the Sons of Behemat? It’s unclear, though a likely explanation is a combination of their supreme levels of clumsiness and being incredibly dull, even for a Gargant. The few times they do show up though, it’s a sure fire sign that this Gargant Stomp means business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Named Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;King Brodd&#039;&#039;&#039;: The self-professed “Last True Son of Behemat”, King Brodd is the absurdly strong and intelligent master of the Gargant Stomps native to the Scabrous Sprawl. He claims to have crawled out of the Titansmawr fully grown and declared himself leader. After pulverizing all belligerent challengers, he has cemented his rule and stated his ambition to reclaim his ancestral home of Tor Crania from the vile Cygors and other [[Beasts of Chaos]] that toppled it. Brodd never goes anywhere without two things; a crown made from the skull of a mouldragon he killed bare-handed, and a massive granite pillar that serves as his personal weapon and symbol of his right to lead the Sons of Behemat. During the Realmgate Wars, Brodd was caught up in a massive explosion which slew Stormcast, Gargants, and Beastmen, for miles. Though it is heavily implied that he survived and is continuing to lead his tribe in a quest to avenge Behemat&#039;s death, which will undoubtedly bring him to blows with the Stormcast Eternals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bundo Whalebiter&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Kraken-eater who can ally with the forces of Order. The Idoneth artifact that hangs from his ear is filled with Aetherquartz and increases his intellect to where he can use ancient strategies like “patience” and may even be able to read. He’s even smart enough to know when he’s being cheated in a deal by the [[Kharadron Overlords]].  Bundo’s now signature ear piece has since been mimicked by other Gargants...to varying levels of success.  He has his own tribe called the Rondhol Stomp that has terrorized its way across the continent of Rondhol in Ghur.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;One-Eyed Grunnock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Warstomper who can ally with the hordes of Chaos, who in turn highly seek after him to aid them in battle. Originally known as Grunnock Battle-krasha, he decided to try and topple the Ivory Citadel of the Ossiarch Bonereapers. Not too long after his initial (and failed) attack, he witnessed the Bonereapers trying to make peace with the Kharadron Overlords. Outraged by the prospect of no more fighting, he bulrushes the two parties and squashed the Arkanaut Admiral and Liege Kavalos in charge of the two armies. He took a full fusillade of aethershot to the face that destroyed his eye, and from then on he became One-Eyed Grunnock, seeking endless war to subdue his roaring headache.  Grunnock has a crude understanding of how important regiments and formations are in combat, so he specializes in disrupting said ranks with earth shaking stomps and jumps.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Big Drogg Fort-Kicka&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Gatebreaker who can ally with the processions of Death.  His main reason for allying with Death armies is because they often leave the best spoils to the Mega-Gargants like himself. Additionally, he hopes to gain the attention and trust of Nagash...so he can club him in the back when the god of death isn’t looking. Despite this, Big Drogg is still seen as a traitor and outcast by other Destruction factions, especially after he turned on an Orruk horde when Mannfred von Carstein bribed him with three barrels of royal blood. His oral hygiene is so atrocious that his rotten breath has become its own form of attack, wiping out hordes of enemies that dare to stray too close to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Brawlsmasha&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Bonegrinder who can only ally with fellow Destruction factions. It’s rumored that this Titan was found as a baby by an Ironjawz Warclan and decided to raise him as a living weapon. Now fully grown, he wields the gargantuan Mega-Club of Gork to flatten entire regiments and inspires all Orruks around him to greater acts of violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Argol Brightfist&#039;&#039;&#039;: A mysteriously benevolent Mega-Gargant native to the fallen continent of Donse in Ghur. Those who have seen him will take note of the mish-mash of colorful rags that adorns his body. He leads a motley Stomp of Gargants against the forces of Chaos that decimated their home millennia ago and slew their ten elder Gargants. On occasion, he will lend a stomping foot or two to anyone who is assailed by the Slaves to Darkness. Because of his unique disposition, the Grand Conclave of Excelsis has petitioned many adventures to go in search of Argol in hopes of securing his services in the fight against Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Baran&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Kraken-eater who once helped the Freeguilders and Kharadron hunt down a lake monster that was scoffing down ships. Pretty cool and bro-tier for a Gargant, explaining a bit about his people to a Freeguild captain and even giving the guy a sword for &amp;quot;helping&amp;quot; kill the kraken (the dude leaped off a Kharadron Ironclad and stabbed the Kraken in the eye, losing his sword. So no surprise the Kraken-eater thought he was a cool dude). Baran later met the same Captain on the other side of the battlefield, and ignored a heartfelt plea for friendship to prevail in favour of picking up said Cpt and squashing him like an overipe grapefruit. [[Grimdark|The power of friendship at work people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Music to Listen to While Playing these Big Lads==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRja4HUsRu0&amp;amp;ab_channel=GerzamT= Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest - The Kraken]: Hans Zimmer doling out a healthy serving of goosebumps once again.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oULBLox0zLg= Neon Genesis Evangelion “Decisive Battle”]: For the madman who will undoubtably paint some Evangelion Gargants.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BoL0PjL5oXMduBJl.jpg|The Kraken-eater Mega-Gargant, or Bundo Whalebiter, the first confirmed Gargant special-character.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|We had common cause once, little man. No more. Now the Sons of Behemat march. Kraken-eater. Warstomper. Gatebreaker. Mancrusher. Bonegrinder. All as one. Behemat calls.|The Kraken-eater Baran to a Freeguild Captain and former ally.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Disasters are called natural, as if nature were the executioner and not the victim.|Eduardo Galeano}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Sons of Behemat&#039;&#039;&#039; are the offspring of the titular [[Godbeast]] Behemat; forces of nature that terrify foes and (their few) friends alike. They are driven by their wanton need for inflicting mass carnage and proving themselves as the true champions of Gorkamorka. Despite this, other factions will often hire the services of the Sons of Behemat as living siege weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4RyrcmRUNM&amp;amp;feature=share This is likely what a gargant invasion would look like.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Behemat teaser.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Note that the [[Stormcast Eternals|Stormcast]] are literally immortal, yet they&#039;re still scared shitless by this absolute unit.  Then again, Warham’s giants tend to stuff smaller foes in their trousers, so it&#039;s understandable]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the beginning, there was a titanic godbeast known as Ymnog, Grandfather of Gargants. According to the Gargant Matriarchs (no model exists cause no one wants to see what saggy Gargant tits look like in plastic), Ymnog created the Mortal Realms when he threw a punch so hard that he shattered reality into earth, sea, and sky. After drinking and eating entire sections of the cosmos, Ymnog laid down to take a nap, where his drool would flow down into the Realms and become the first rivers. Inside his stomach was born Behemat, who brewed a lake of moonshine in his father&#039;s guts, causing him to retch him into his mouth, where Behemat then broke his father’s teeth to escape, the shards of his teeth supposedly becoming the first mountains. Behemat landed in the Mortal Realms and became the progenitor of the Gargant race and personal right hand to the god of destruction [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]] (mostly because the Greenskin god was the only thing bigger than him).&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said the gargants were created from his vomit after he went on a binge-eating spree that caused the extinction of several species of cattle. Countless deeds are attributed to Behemat by his Sons, most of which double as their explanation for the different races (known collectively as “pipsqueaks”, “little men”, or any other short demeaning term), like the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] being an Aelven civilization that Behemat drowned after causing a massive flood, the [[Fyreslayers]] being born when the World Titan stomped out some volcanos and saw these angry short guys come out to yell at him, and the denizens of Shyish being mostly skeletons because Behemat ate all the meat in the Realm of Death. Naturally this is all just mythical nonsense passed down by the Gargants, but they serve as a good example of how they view the world around them, a product of Behemat’s achievements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trouble started to brew for the Gargants during the tail end of the Age of Myth. Trying to find a way into the Mortal Realms, [[Tzeentch]] whispered lies to Gorkamorka, making him envious of his champion, as Behemat enjoyed so much freedom under the green god’s rule, while Gorkamorka himself was stuck under Sigmar’s thumb. So Big G ordered Behemat to recreate some of the god of destruction’s greatest feats...and he did, though some were by accident. Then came the big one; Behemat had to recreate the duel between Sigmar and Gorkamorka. So after armoring himself with an entire mountain, Behemat bellowed a challenge to the Hammer God...and nothing happened. So he started stomping on the local sigmarites which caused the Lord of Azyr to come rocketing down from the heavens and knocked Behemat out cold, putting him in a millenia-long coma in the region known as the Harmonis Veldt in Ghyran. While he was asleep, his body would become covered by earth; his skull becoming the mountain of Tor Crania, his mouth becoming the Titansmawr (from which more gargants would occasionally crawl out), the Sweatswamp forming around the location of his left armpit, and so on. This pretty much makes him the [[Mythology#Norse_Mythology|Ymir]] of the Mortal Realms.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite their forefather taking a big snooze, the Gargants were mostly unfazed, continuing their own isolationist lives or rampaging in the hordes of Gorkamorka. This would not last, as with every single Age of Sigmar backstory you eventually reach the point where the Age of Chaos happens and everything gets ruined. The Ruinous Powers and their servants were quick to fall upon the Gargants, seeing them both as prestigious monsters to slay for glory and destructive weapons of mass mayhem. The ones that weren’t slain in droves or hid themselves away become Chaos Gargants (willingly or otherwise) who tromped alongside the Slaves to Darkness in agony. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Age of Sigmar proved to be one of the most important parts of the race’s history. During the Realmgate Wars, as part of Archaon&#039;s plan to corrupt the godbeasts to Chaos, he sent the Maggotkin of Nurgle and the Skaven to corrupt Behemat, whose sleeping place was already corrupted by Nurgle into what is now known as the Scabrous Sprawl. The plan was for the Skaven to drill into his bones to awaken him, the Maggotkin to corrupt him with Nurgle&#039;s taint, and for him to be persuaded to join Archaon&#039;s side by being told half-truths about Sigmar killing his father Ymnog (which he technically did). Although the Stormcast Eternals attempted to stop this, they were too late and were forced to invoke the power of the Great Bolts (the same weapon Sigmar used to kill Ymnog) to put down Behemat before he could be fully corrupted. Many of the gargants native to the Sprawl felt lost after witnessing the death of their god-progenitor, and were taken in by the Oakenbrow Sylvaneth and became eventual allies of them.  Meanwhile countless more became solitary drunkards called Aleguzzlers, and found “employment” with the [[Gloomspite Gitz]], on account of the Grots’ copious amounts of fungus booze and cold dank caves to sleep off their roaring hangovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the death of Behemat, his Sons have been noted to have been getting bigger, more violent and more intelligent, leading to the evolution of so-called &amp;quot;Mega-Gargants&amp;quot;, colossal both in size and aggression.  Just the thunderous sound of a Mega-Gargant’s footfalls will draw even the most reclusive of Gargants from miles around to join together. Tribes will form around these massive warriors who then proceed to mold the Gargants under his command into terrifying natural disasters.&lt;br /&gt;
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And with the Mega-Gargants seemingly becoming bigger and bigger with each day, it seems likely that there will come a time when a new World-Titan will emerge...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Religion and Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
Like all Destruction factions, the Sons of Behemat worship [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]], whom they call the Godstompa; a massive foot that crushes whole cities with ease. Watching the orruk shamans cast the Foot of Gork only strengthens this notion for them. When the Godstompa is split into “Gorkfoot and Morkfoot”, the Gargants state that one is “stompy but kicky” and the other is “kicky but stompy”. This fixation on feet forms one of the cornerstones of Gargant culture and how they view other races (Example: they’re not fond of the [[Slaves to Darkness]] not cuz they’re Chaos worshippers, but because their spiked armor makes them unpleasant to squash).&lt;br /&gt;
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This foot fetishism also bleeds into their tribal organization. A tribe of Gargants is called a Stomp (most civillized races call them Catastrophes, but the average gargant can&#039;t pronounce that word), with the leader being known as the &amp;quot;Big Heel&amp;quot;. Subordinate Mega-Gargants are thus &amp;quot;under the heel&amp;quot;, while the tribe&#039;s Mancrushers are referred to as “footsloggas” (larger Mancrushers who lead other Mancrushers are said to be &amp;quot;toeing the line&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Behemat was the Champion of Gorkamorka, his Sons now strive to fill the gap left by their forefather’s death. This is best exemplified by their correlation of size equaling strength, or “Mightier makes Rightier” as they say. The biggest have the authority to boss around those smaller than them and (most of) the giants just accept it as fact. Though when two Mega-Gargants meet, they are bound to begin wrestling with each other to assert dominance. Gargants won’t give anyone smaller than them (meaning everyone) the time of day unless they are at eye level with the beasts, usually standing on a cliff or some tower/war machine. Though this can prove a successful means of diplomacy, it’s just as common for the Gargant to mindlessly grab the diplomat and casually devour them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gargants have a vague sort of connection to the various [[Orruk Warclans|greenskin]] [[Gloomspite Gitz|factions]], likely due to Gorkamorka’s role in their origin. Whenever a Waaagh! is called or the Bad Moon looms in the sky, it’s quite common to find the lumbering giants following the greenskin hordes. The maniac energies that swell during such times is contagious to the Gargants, though not to the same extent as Orruks and Grots. It’s described as the Gargants wanting to show the yelling hordes at their feet who’s really the biggest and baddest. At the height of their fervor, tribes of Gargants will break out into a full on sprint and crush entire battlelines with their feet alone before crashing into battlements with club and girth.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most other realm-shaking events that defined entire factions weren’t acknowledged by the Sons of Behemat, deeming them as quite literally beneath them. The first time the race as a whole was shaken following Behemat&#039;s death was the arrival of the [[Nighthaunt]] processions.  The Mortarch of Grief [[Lady Olynder]] effortlessly slew a Mega-Gargant and his Stomp, and allowed the survivors to tromp away to spread fear of her legions. Sure enough, rumors spread across the Gargant race of ghostly beings that couldn’t be stomped on. Confusion led to terror, and terror became a reality when similar battles occurred where the Sons of Behemat, now dreading the Nighthaunt, found that their foot falls and club swings held little purchase against the ghosts. Things have gotten better though as new tales spread amongst the tribes of how the Bjarl Stomp worked with the ghost-hunting [[Bonesplitterz|Drakkfoot Warclan]] to put down an army of Nighthaunt at the Asp River.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gargants as Mercenaries===&lt;br /&gt;
Starting in the Age of Chaos, Gargants began to sell their bulk to various warring factions for the promise of food, loot, and a good scrap. This can be traced back to the very first Gargant Mercenaries, a trio of hairy bruisers called the Grugg Brothers. They were in an alliance with the Ogors of the Meatfist Mawtribe at the time, and started to take note of how the Ogors worked for other races and were getting paid for it. The Grugg Brothers were further tutored by the Maneaters of the Gutstuffers company, teaching them rudimentary tactics such as attacking early in the morning when enemy forces are tired and making battle plans before hand. When the Gargants inevitably parted ways with the Mawtribes, they spread their knowledge to the other Stomps and word quickly spread of a new lucrative way of life. This knowledge has since been known to the more cunning Gargants as the “Great Secret”.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
Each “species” of Gargant has a very fairy tale like name, likely given to them by the terrified victims of their rampages.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mancrusher&#039;&#039;&#039;: The OG Giant is now the most commonly seen species of the giant race, as well as the shortest (keep in mind that a ‘short’ Gargant can still punt a Sigmarine like a football). Mancrushers were originally wayward Aleguzzler/Chaos Gargants who happened to find a Mega-Gargant to follow around. When in the presence of a Mega-Gargant, they become eager (if a little clumsy) followers, ready to take orders and do whatever their bigger bosses want. This tiny level of “discipline” arguably makes them more dangerous as they can now make unified charges with their fellow Gargants and throw boulders at enemies in a crude firing line. They’re also oddly sober when compared to other Gargants, though this is because their bosses hog most of the booze they come across. In a strangely wholesome twist on the normal method of Destruction aligned recruitment (the weak being subjugated by the strong), Mancrushers will often willingly join the Mega-Gargants cause they admire them as big brothers in a sense. They will wait for the big lugs to fall asleep and then camp out around him. So when the Mega-Gargant wakes up, he’s got a full tribe of loyal bruisers ready to please him...get your mind out of the gutter [[Slaanesh]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kraken-eater&#039;&#039;&#039;: A sea faring variety known for their greed and territorial natures. Granted, what they deem as “their territory” is everything in seeing distance. They like lugging around ship cannons to use as blunt instruments as well as colossal fishing nets stuffed full of hapless victims and fish. Lots of fish. Kraken-eaters are also noted for being older than most gargants, being basically grouchy senior citizens who yell at everyone to get off their lawn. Though the more “tame” ones are capable of holding a “pleasant” conversation with other factions that hire them. This still won’t prevent them from working with another faction to stomp on their former allies though. They lead pseudo crime-syndicates called &#039;&#039;Taker Tribes&#039;&#039;, where they boss around Mancrushers to steal all the loot they can find and fight against anyone who comes onto their turf.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Warstomper&#039;&#039;&#039;: The epitome of the Gargant race and warmonger by any other name. Above all other sub-species, Warstompers love collecting trophies and trinkets from their flattened foes, using them to decorate their grotesque forms. The most intelligent of their kind display a malevolent level of cunning, actively trying to stop wars from ending so they can keep on fighting. To do so, they will join the losing side to drag out the war, kill surrendering troops, and hunt down and consume peaceful ambassadors. Gargants led by a Warstomper are referred to as a &#039;&#039;Stomper Tribe&#039;&#039; and act as walking natural disasters who live only for the thrill of active combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Gatebreaker&#039;&#039;&#039;: These bitter big boys have an obsession with tearing down strongholds, and then using the wreckage as armor and weapons (some even appreciating the irony in their weapons of choice). This obsession originates from a [[Beasts Of Chaos|loathing of all civilized life]], seeing them as the reason why Behemat is dead. Gatebreakers often wear crudely made cowls out of looted flags and banners in the style of an executioner’s mask, as they see themselves as the executioner of the cities they destroy. They lead the aptly named &#039;&#039;Breaker Tribes&#039;&#039;, cults of personality where the Mancrushers seek to emulate their boss’ loathing of civilization and specialize in tearing down fortifications and other symbols of order.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bonegrinder&#039;&#039;&#039;: The largest and rarest of all Gargants. These absolute behemoths see themselves as the reincarnations of Behemat and try to bully everyone into serving on them hand and foot. So why don’t they lead the Sons of Behemat? It’s unclear, though a likely explanation is a combination of their supreme levels of clumsiness and being incredibly dull, even for a Gargant. The few times they do show up though, it’s a sure fire sign that this Gargant Stomp means business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Named Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;King Brodd&#039;&#039;&#039;: The self-professed “Last True Son of Behemat”, King Brodd is the absurdly strong and intelligent master of the Gargant Stomps native to the Scabrous Sprawl. He claims to have crawled out of the Titansmawr fully grown and declared himself leader. After pulverizing all belligerent challengers, he has cemented his rule and stated his ambition to reclaim his ancestral home of Tor Crania from the vile Cygors and other [[Beasts of Chaos]] that toppled it. Brodd never goes anywhere without two things; a crown made from the skull of a mouldragon he killed bare-handed, and a massive granite pillar that serves as his personal weapon and symbol of his right to lead the Sons of Behemat. During the Realmgate Wars, Brodd was caught up in a massive explosion which slew Stormcast, Gargants, and Beastmen, for miles. Though it is heavily implied that he survived and is continuing to lead his tribe in a quest to avenge Behemat&#039;s death, which will undoubtedly bring him to blows with the Stormcast Eternals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bundo Whalebiter&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Kraken-eater who can ally with the forces of Order. The Idoneth artifact that hangs from his ear is filled with Aetherquartz and increases his intellect to where he can use ancient strategies like “patience” (and is rumored to be able to read). He’s even smart enough to know when he’s being cheated in a deal by the [[Kharadron Overlords]]. Bundo’s now signature ear piece has since been mimicked by other Gargants...to varying levels of success. He has his own tribe called the Rondhol Stomp that has terrorized its way across the continent of Rondhol in Ghur.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;One-Eyed Grunnock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Warstomper who can ally with the hordes of Chaos, who in turn highly seek after him to aid them in battle. Originally known as Grunnock Battle-krasha, he decided to try and topple the Ivory Citadel of the Ossiarch Bonereapers. Not too long after his initial (and failed) attack, he witnessed the Bonereapers trying to make peace with the Kharadron Overlords. Outraged by the prospect of no more fighting, he bulrushes the two parties and squashed the Arkanaut Admiral and Liege Kavalos in charge of the two armies. He took a full fusillade of aethershot to the face that destroyed his eye, and from then on he became One-Eyed Grunnock, seeking endless war to subdue his roaring headache. Grunnock has a crude understanding of how important regiments and formations are in combat, so he specializes in disrupting said ranks with earth shaking stomps and jumps.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Big Drogg Fort-Kicka&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Gatebreaker who can ally with the processions of Death.  His main reason for allying with Death armies is because they often leave the best spoils to the Mega-Gargants like himself. Additionally, he hopes to gain the attention and trust of Nagash...so he can club him in the back when the god of death isn’t looking. Despite this, Big Drogg is still seen as a traitor and outcast by other Destruction factions, especially after he turned on an Orruk horde when Mannfred von Carstein bribed him with three barrels of royal blood. His oral hygiene is so atrocious that his rotten breath has become its own form of attack, wiping out hordes of enemies that dare to stray too close to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Brawlsmasha&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Bonegrinder who can only ally with fellow Destruction factions. It’s rumored that this Titan was found as a baby by an Ironjawz Warclan and decided to raise him as a living weapon. Now fully grown, he wields the gargantuan Mega-Club of Gork to flatten entire regiments and inspires all Orruks around him to greater acts of violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Argol Brightfist&#039;&#039;&#039;: A mysteriously benevolent Mega-Gargant native to the fallen continent of Donse in Ghur. Those who have seen him will take note of the mish-mash of colorful rags that adorns his body. He leads a motley Stomp of Gargants against the forces of Chaos that decimated their home millennia ago and slew their ten elder Gargants. On occasion, he will lend a stomping foot or two to anyone who is assailed by the Slaves to Darkness. Because of his unique disposition, the Grand Conclave of Excelsis has petitioned many adventures to go in search of Argol in hopes of securing his services in the fight against Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Baran&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Kraken-eater who once helped the Freeguilders and Kharadron hunt down a lake monster that was scoffing down ships. Pretty cool and bro-tier for a Gargant, explaining a bit about his people to a Freeguild captain and even giving the guy a sword for &amp;quot;helping&amp;quot; kill the kraken (the dude leaped off a Kharadron Ironclad and stabbed the Kraken in the eye, losing his sword. So no surprise the Kraken-eater thought he was a cool dude). Baran later met the same Captain on the other side of the battlefield, and ignored a heartfelt plea for friendship to prevail in favour of picking up said Cpt and squashing him like an overipe grapefruit. [[Grimdark|The power of friendship at work people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Music to Listen to While Playing these Big Lads==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRja4HUsRu0&amp;amp;ab_channel=GerzamT= Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest - The Kraken]: Hans Zimmer doling out a healthy serving of goosebumps once again.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oULBLox0zLg= Neon Genesis Evangelion “Decisive Battle”]: For the madman who will undoubtably paint some Evangelion Gargants.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BoL0PjL5oXMduBJl.jpg|The Kraken-eater Mega-Gargant, or Bundo Whalebiter, the first confirmed Gargant special-character.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|We had common cause once, little man. No more. Now the Sons of Behemat march. Kraken-eater. Warstomper. Gatebreaker. Mancrusher. Bonegrinder. All as one. Behemat calls.|The Kraken-eater Baran to a Freeguild Captain and former ally.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Disasters are called natural, as if nature were the executioner and not the victim.|Eduardo Galeano}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Sons of Behemat&#039;&#039;&#039; are the offspring of the titular [[Godbeast]] Behemat; forces of nature that terrify foes and (their few) friends alike. They are driven by their wanton need for inflicting mass carnage and proving themselves as the true champions of Gorkamorka. Despite this, other factions will often hire the services of the Sons of Behemat as living siege weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4RyrcmRUNM&amp;amp;feature=share This is likely what a gargant invasion would look like.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Behemat teaser.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Note that the [[Stormcast Eternals|Stormcast]] are literally immortal, yet they&#039;re still scared shitless by this absolute unit.  Then again, Warham’s giants tend to stuff smaller foes in their trousers, so it&#039;s understandable]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the beginning, there was a titanic godbeast known as Ymnog, Grandfather of Gargants. According to the Gargant Matriarchs (no model exists cause no one wants to see what saggy Gargant tits look like in plastic), Ymnog created the Mortal Realms when he threw a punch so hard that he shattered reality into earth, sea, and sky. After drinking and eating entire sections of the cosmos, Ymnog laid down to take a nap, where his drool would flow down into the Realms and become the first rivers. Inside his stomach was born Behemat, who brewed a lake of moonshine in his father&#039;s guts, causing him to retch him into his mouth, where Behemat then broke his father’s teeth to escape, the shards of his teeth supposedly becoming the first mountains. Behemat landed in the Mortal Realms and became the progenitor of the Gargant race and personal right hand to the god of destruction [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]] (mostly because the Greenskin god was the only thing bigger than him).&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said the gargants were created from his vomit after he went on a binge-eating spree that caused the extinction of several species of cattle. Countless deeds are attributed to Behemat by his Sons, most of which double as their explanation for the different races (known collectively as “pipsqueaks”, “little men”, or any other short demeaning term), like the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] being an Aelven civilization that Behemat drowned after causing a massive flood, the [[Fyreslayers]] being born when the World Titan stomped out some volcanos and saw these angry short guys come out to yell at him, and the denizens of Shyish being mostly skeletons because Behemat ate all the meat in the Realm of Death. Naturally this is all just mythical nonsense passed down by the Gargants, but they serve as a good example of how they view the world around them, a product of Behemat’s achievements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trouble started to brew for the Gargants during the tail end of the Age of Myth. Trying to find a way into the Mortal Realms, [[Tzeentch]] whispered lies to Gorkamorka, making him envious of his champion, as Behemat enjoyed so much freedom under the green god’s rule, while Gorkamorka himself was stuck under Sigmar’s thumb. So Big G ordered Behemat to recreate some of the god of destruction’s greatest feats...and he did, though some were by accident. Then came the big one; Behemat had to recreate the duel between Sigmar and Gorkamorka. So after armoring himself with an entire mountain, Behemat bellowed a challenge to the Hammer God...and nothing happened. So he started stomping on the local sigmarites which caused the Lord of Azyr to come rocketing down from the heavens and knocked Behemat out cold, putting him in a millenia-long coma in the region known as the Harmonis Veldt in Ghyran. While he was asleep, his body would become covered by earth; his skull becoming the mountain of Tor Crania, his mouth becoming the Titansmawr (from which more gargants would occasionally crawl out), the Sweatswamp forming around the location of his left armpit, and so on. This pretty much makes him the [[Mythology#Norse_Mythology|Ymir]] of the Mortal Realms.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite their forefather taking a big snooze, the Gargants were mostly unfazed, continuing their own isolationist lives or rampaging in the hordes of Gorkamorka. This would not last, as with every single Age of Sigmar backstory you eventually reach the point where the Age of Chaos happens and everything gets ruined. The Ruinous Powers and their servants were quick to fall upon the Gargants, seeing them both as prestigious monsters to slay for glory and destructive weapons of mass mayhem. The ones that weren’t slain in droves or hid themselves away become Chaos Gargants (willingly or otherwise) who tromped alongside the Slaves to Darkness in agony. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Age of Sigmar proved to be one of the most important parts of the race’s history. During the Realmgate Wars, as part of Archaon&#039;s plan to corrupt the godbeasts to Chaos, he sent the Maggotkin of Nurgle and the Skaven to corrupt Behemat, whose sleeping place was already corrupted by Nurgle into what is now known as the Scabrous Sprawl. The plan was for the Skaven to drill into his bones to awaken him, the Maggotkin to corrupt him with Nurgle&#039;s taint, and for him to be persuaded to join Archaon&#039;s side by being told half-truths about Sigmar killing his father Ymnog (which he technically did). Although the Stormcast Eternals attempted to stop this, they were too late and were forced to invoke the power of the Great Bolts (the same weapon Sigmar used to kill Ymnog) to put down Behemat before he could be fully corrupted. Many of the gargants native to the Sprawl felt lost after witnessing the death of their god-progenitor, and were taken in by the Oakenbrow Sylvaneth and became eventual allies of them.  Meanwhile countless more became solitary drunkards called Aleguzzlers, and found “employment” with the [[Gloomspite Gitz]], on account of the Grots’ copious amounts of fungus booze and cold dank caves to sleep off their roaring hangovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the death of Behemat, his Sons have been noted to have been getting bigger, more violent and more intelligent, leading to the evolution of so-called &amp;quot;Mega-Gargants&amp;quot;, colossal both in size and aggression.  Just the thunderous sound of a Mega-Gargant’s footfalls will draw even the most reclusive of Gargants from miles around to join together. Tribes will form around these massive warriors who then proceed to mold the Gargants under his command into terrifying natural disasters.&lt;br /&gt;
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And with the Mega-Gargants seemingly becoming bigger and bigger with each day, it seems likely that there will come a time when a new World-Titan will emerge...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Religion and Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
Like all Destruction factions, the Sons of Behemat worship [[Gorkamorka (Deity)|Gorkamorka]], whom they call the Godstompa; a massive foot that crushes whole cities with ease. Watching the orruk shamans cast the Foot of Gork only strengthens this notion for them. When the Godstompa is split into “Gorkfoot and Morkfoot”, the Gargants state that one is “stompy but kicky” and the other is “kicky but stompy”. This fixation on feet forms one of the cornerstones of Gargant culture and how they view other races (Example: they’re not fond of the [[Slaves to Darkness]] not cuz they’re Chaos worshippers, but because their spiked armor makes them unpleasant to squash).&lt;br /&gt;
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This foot fetishism also bleeds into their tribal organization. A tribe of Gargants is called a Stomp (most civillized races call them Catastrophes, but the average gargant can&#039;t pronounce that word), with the leader being known as the &amp;quot;Big Heel&amp;quot;. Subordinate Mega-Gargants are thus &amp;quot;under the heel&amp;quot;, while the tribe&#039;s Mancrushers are referred to as “footsloggas” (larger Mancrushers who lead other Mancrushers are said to be &amp;quot;toeing the line&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Behemat was the Champion of Gorkamorka, his Sons now strive to fill the gap left by their forefather’s death. This is best exemplified by their correlation of size equaling strength, or “Mightier makes Rightier” as they say. The biggest have the authority to boss around those smaller than them and (most of) the giants just accept it as fact. Though when two Mega-Gargants meet, they are bound to begin wrestling with each other to assert dominance. Gargants won’t give anyone smaller than them (meaning everyone) the time of day unless they are at eye level with the beasts, usually standing on a cliff or some tower/war machine. Though this can prove a successful means of diplomacy, it’s just as common for the Gargant to mindlessly grab the diplomat and casually devour them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gargants have a vague sort of connection to the various [[Orruk Warclans|greenskin]] [[Gloomspite Gitz|factions]], likely due to Gorkamorka’s role in their origin. Whenever a Waaagh! is called or the Bad Moon looms in the sky, it’s quite common to find the lumbering giants following the greenskin hordes. The maniac energies that swell during such times is contagious to the Gargants, though not to the same extent as Orruks and Grots. It’s described as the Gargants wanting to show the yelling hordes at their feet who’s really the biggest and baddest. At the height of their fervor, tribes of Gargants will break out into a full on sprint and crush entire battlelines with their feet alone before crashing into battlements with club and girth.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most other realm-shaking events that defined entire factions weren’t acknowledged by the Sons of Behemat, deeming them as quite literally beneath them. The first time the race as a whole was shaken was the arrival of the [[Nighthaunt]] processions. The Mortarch of Grief [[Lady Olynder]] effortlessly slew a Mega-Gargant and his Stomp, and allowed the survivors to tromp away to spread fear of her legions. Sure enough, rumors spread across the Gargant race of ghostly beings that couldn’t be stomped on. Confusion led to terror, and terror became a reality when similar battles occurred where the Sons of Behemat, now dreading the Nighthaunt, found that their foot falls and club swings held little purchase against the ghosts. Things have gotten better though as new tales spread amongst the tribes of how the Bjarl Stomp worked with the ghost-hunting [[Bonesplitterz|Drakkfoot Warclan]] to put down an army of Nighthaunt at the Asp River.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gargants as Mercenaries===&lt;br /&gt;
Starting in the Age of Chaos, Gargants began to sell their bulk to various warring factions for the promise of food, loot, and a good scrap. This can be traced back to the very first Gargant Mercenaries, a trio of hairy bruisers called the Grugg Brothers. They were in an alliance with the Ogors of the Meatfist Mawtribe at the time, and started to take note of how the Ogors worked for other races and were getting paid for it. The Grugg Brothers were further tutored by the Maneaters of the Gutstuffers company, teaching them rudimentary tactics such as attacking early in the morning when enemy forces are tired and making battle plans before hand. When the Gargants inevitably parted ways with the Mawtribes, they spread their knowledge to the other Stomps and word quickly spread of a new lucrative way of life. This knowledge has since been known to the more cunning Gargants as the “Great Secret”.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
Each “species” of Gargant has a very fairy tale like name, likely given to them by the terrified victims of their rampages.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mancrusher&#039;&#039;&#039;: The OG Giant is now the most commonly seen species of the giant race, as well as the shortest (keep in mind that a ‘short’ Gargant can still punt a Sigmarine like a football). Mancrushers were originally wayward Aleguzzler/Chaos Gargants who happened to find a Mega-Gargant to follow around. When in the presence of a Mega-Gargant, they become eager (if a little clumsy) followers, ready to take orders and do whatever their bigger bosses want. This tiny level of “discipline” arguably makes them more dangerous as they can now make unified charges with their fellow Gargants and throw boulders at enemies in a crude firing line. They’re also oddly sober when compared to other Gargants, though this is because their bosses hog most of the booze they come across. In a strangely wholesome twist on the normal method of Destruction aligned recruitment (the weak being subjugated by the strong), Mancrushers will often willingly join the Mega-Gargants cause they admire them as big brothers in a sense. They will wait for the big lugs to fall asleep and then camp out around him. So when the Mega-Gargant wakes up, he’s got a full tribe of loyal bruisers ready to please him...get your mind out of the gutter [[Slaanesh]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kraken-eater&#039;&#039;&#039;: A sea faring variety known for their greed and territorial natures. Granted, what they deem as “their territory” is everything in seeing distance. They like lugging around ship cannons to use as blunt instruments as well as colossal fishing nets stuffed full of hapless victims and fish. Lots of fish. Kraken-eaters are also noted for being older than most gargants, being basically grouchy senior citizens who yell at everyone to get off their lawn. Though the more “tame” ones are capable of holding a “pleasant” conversation with other factions that hire them. This still won’t prevent them from working with another faction to stomp on their former allies though. They lead pseudo crime-syndicates called &#039;&#039;Taker Tribes&#039;&#039;, where they boss around Mancrushers to steal all the loot they can find and fight against anyone who comes onto their turf.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Warstomper&#039;&#039;&#039;: The epitome of the Gargant race and warmonger by any other name. Above all other sub-species, Warstompers love collecting trophies and trinkets from their flattened foes, using them to decorate their grotesque forms. The most intelligent of their kind display a malevolent level of cunning, actively trying to stop wars from ending so they can keep on fighting. To do so, they will join the losing side to drag out the war, kill surrendering troops, and hunt down and consume peaceful ambassadors. Gargants led by a Warstomper are referred to as a &#039;&#039;Stomper Tribe&#039;&#039; and act as walking natural disasters who live only for the thrill of active combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Gatebreaker&#039;&#039;&#039;: These bitter big boys have an obsession with tearing down strongholds, and then using the wreckage as armor and weapons (some even appreciating the irony in their weapons of choice). This obsession originates from a [[Beasts Of Chaos|loathing of all civilized life]], seeing them as the reason why Behemat is dead. Gatebreakers often wear crudely made cowls out of looted flags and banners in the style of an executioner’s mask, as they see themselves as the executioner of the cities they destroy. They lead the aptly named &#039;&#039;Breaker Tribes&#039;&#039;, cults of personality where the Mancrushers seek to emulate their boss’ loathing of civilization and specialize in tearing down fortifications and other symbols of order.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bonegrinder&#039;&#039;&#039;: The largest and rarest of all Gargants. These absolute behemoths see themselves as the reincarnations of Behemat and try to bully everyone into serving on them hand and foot. So why don’t they lead the Sons of Behemat? It’s unclear, though a likely explanation is a combination of their supreme levels of clumsiness and being incredibly dull, even for a Gargant. The few times they do show up though, it’s a sure fire sign that this Gargant Stomp means business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Named Gargants==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;King Brodd&#039;&#039;&#039;: The self-professed “Last True Son of Behemat”, King Brodd is the absurdly strong and intelligent master of the Gargant Stomps native to the Scabrous Sprawl. He claims to have crawled out of the Titansmawr fully grown and declared himself leader. After pulverizing all belligerent challengers, he has cemented his rule and stated his ambition to reclaim his ancestral home of Tor Crania from the vile Cygors and other [[Beasts of Chaos]] that toppled it. Brodd never goes anywhere without two things; a crown made from the skull of a mouldragon he killed bare-handed, and a massive granite pillar that serves as his personal weapon and symbol of his right to lead the Sons of Behemat. During the Realmgate Wars, Brodd was caught up in a massive explosion which slew Stormcast, Gargants, and Beastmen, for miles. Though it is heavily implied that he survived and is continuing to lead his tribe in a quest to avenge Behemat&#039;s death, which will undoubtedly bring him to blows with the Stormcast Eternals.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bundo Whalebiter&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Kraken-eater who can ally with the forces of Order. The Idoneth artifact that hangs from his ear is filled with Aetherquartz and increases his intellect to where he can use ancient strategies like “patience” (and is rumored to be able to read). He’s even smart enough to know when he’s being cheated in a deal by the [[Kharadron Overlords]]. Bundo’s now signature ear piece has since been mimicked by other Gargants...to varying levels of success. He has his own tribe called the Rondhol Stomp that has terrorized its way across the continent of Rondhol in Ghur.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;One-Eyed Grunnock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Warstomper who can ally with the hordes of Chaos, who in turn highly seek after him to aid them in battle. Originally known as Grunnock Battle-krasha, he decided to try and topple the Ivory Citadel of the Ossiarch Bonereapers. Not too long after his initial (and failed) attack, he witnessed the Bonereapers trying to make peace with the Kharadron Overlords. Outraged by the prospect of no more fighting, he bulrushes the two parties and squashed the Arkanaut Admiral and Liege Kavalos in charge of the two armies. He took a full fusillade of aethershot to the face that destroyed his eye, and from then on he became One-Eyed Grunnock, seeking endless war to subdue his roaring headache. Grunnock has a crude understanding of how important regiments and formations are in combat, so he specializes in disrupting said ranks with earth shaking stomps and jumps.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Big Drogg Fort-Kicka&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Gatebreaker who can ally with the processions of Death.  His main reason for allying with Death armies is because they often leave the best spoils to the Mega-Gargants like himself. Additionally, he hopes to gain the attention and trust of Nagash...so he can club him in the back when the god of death isn’t looking. Despite this, Big Drogg is still seen as a traitor and outcast by other Destruction factions, especially after he turned on an Orruk horde when Mannfred von Carstein bribed him with three barrels of royal blood. His oral hygiene is so atrocious that his rotten breath has become its own form of attack, wiping out hordes of enemies that dare to stray too close to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Brawlsmasha&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mercenary Bonegrinder who can only ally with fellow Destruction factions. It’s rumored that this Titan was found as a baby by an Ironjawz Warclan and decided to raise him as a living weapon. Now fully grown, he wields the gargantuan Mega-Club of Gork to flatten entire regiments and inspires all Orruks around him to greater acts of violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Argol Brightfist&#039;&#039;&#039;: A mysteriously benevolent Mega-Gargant native to the fallen continent of Donse in Ghur. Those who have seen him will take note of the mish-mash of colorful rags that adorns his body. He leads a motley Stomp of Gargants against the forces of Chaos that decimated their home millennia ago and slew their ten elder Gargants. On occasion, he will lend a stomping foot or two to anyone who is assailed by the Slaves to Darkness. Because of his unique disposition, the Grand Conclave of Excelsis has petitioned many adventures to go in search of Argol in hopes of securing his services in the fight against Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Baran&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Kraken-eater who once helped the Freeguilders and Kharadron hunt down a lake monster that was scoffing down ships. Pretty cool and bro-tier for a Gargant, explaining a bit about his people to a Freeguild captain and even giving the guy a sword for &amp;quot;helping&amp;quot; kill the kraken (the dude leaped off a Kharadron Ironclad and stabbed the Kraken in the eye, losing his sword. So no surprise the Kraken-eater thought he was a cool dude). Baran later met the same Captain on the other side of the battlefield, and ignored a heartfelt plea for friendship to prevail in favour of picking up said Cpt and squashing him like an overipe grapefruit. [[Grimdark|The power of friendship at work people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Music to Listen to While Playing these Big Lads==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRja4HUsRu0&amp;amp;ab_channel=GerzamT= Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest - The Kraken]: Hans Zimmer doling out a healthy serving of goosebumps once again.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oULBLox0zLg= Neon Genesis Evangelion “Decisive Battle”]: For the madman who will undoubtably paint some Evangelion Gargants.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BoL0PjL5oXMduBJl.jpg|The Kraken-eater Mega-Gargant, or Bundo Whalebiter, the first confirmed Gargant special-character.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Ossiarch Bonereapers</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Age of Sigmar Faction|Faction=Ossiarch Bonereapers|Logo=Immortis-WC2.jpg|Alliance=Death|Motto=The Skeleton War is upon us! We ride against the [[Stormcast Eternals|fuckboys]]!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|Two can play at that game!|Likely Nagash after learning how Sigmar makes Stormcast}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|Debt, an ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.|Ambrose Bierce}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|The bones of the skeleton which support the body can become the bars of the cage which imprison the spirit.|J. Ruth Gendler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The latest addition to [[Nagash]]’s ever growing hordes (designed and sculpted by [[Maxime Corbeil]], a former dentist), the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ossiarch Bonereapers&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
(Also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Boney Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonecast&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Tomb Kings 2.0&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonechads&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Nagash&#039;s Taxmen&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Boney Bean Counters&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Ossiarch Bean Counters&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;The IRS&#039;&#039;&#039;) are the result of an eons old plan by Big Bone Daddy.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Likely inspired by the [[Stormcast Eternals]], the Bonereapers are not mere skeletons given life by necromancy, but massive constructs of bone and countless warrior souls, making them all look impressively robust for undead. Since the Legions of Nagash are the  mainstay, the Nighthaunt are the shock troops and the Flesh-Eater Courts are completely insane, these buff bone boys are the elite vanguard of the Grand Alliance.  Given their themes of bones, undead constructs priest characters, architect characters and skull-throwing catapults... they&#039;re currently the closest thing we&#039;ve got to [[Tomb Kings]] in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
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They also carry out the Bone Tithe; in addition to going out and killing shit to get their bones, the Ossiarchs give settlements they encounter a contract: Give up a set amount of bones whenever we stroll by, or face annihilation now.  Understandably, most choose the former.  Being unable to pay or even being rude to them also provokes a slaughter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Visually-speaking, they&#039;re what happens when Games Workshop decides to mix [[Tyranids]], [[Tomb Kings]], and [[Necrons]] into one army. &lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Slaves to Darkness vs Ossiarch Bonereapers 01.jpg|right|300px|thumb|SKULLS FOR &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;THE SKULL THRONE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Nagash!  And all the other bones too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
When Nagash was helping Sigmar build his cities he secretly began experimenting on undead, combining their bones and souls into newer, stronger undead warriors; the [[Morghasts/Hammurai|Morghasts]] and the first Bonereapers.  Most were put into massive underground crypts Nagash secretly had built beneath the cities, but others were kept on the surface and brought into battle.  The other gods saw the latter and really didn&#039;t like them because of how unnatural they were.  In response, Nagash sent these Bonereapers to the edge of Shyish to lay low until he called on them (these Bonereapers who would go on to form the Null Myriad).  He also sent at least twenty of them to wander the Realms on a long-forgotten mission (these would go on to become the Petrifex Elite).  &lt;br /&gt;
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Strangely, none of the Order groups noticed until however fucking long its been since the start of the Age of Myth that there were crypts full of undead warriors beneath their cities.  Seriously, this is despite them knowing about and needed to defend against [[Skaven|enemies who specialize in creating massive complexes beneath your cities that they then invade from.]]  &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, after the Necroquake, Nagash decided the time was right to wake up everyone beneath these cities, who (according to the most recent Stormcast) apparently marched back home, making them relatively pointless. In that respect, these tombs seem to mirror the Stormvaults Sigmar strewn about the Realms to contain various dangerous contraband like [[Katakros|a certain Mortarch]].&lt;br /&gt;
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If all this smells like a retcon, that&#039;s because it is.  To be fair, it would explain why Nagash was extra salty about being unable to get aelf souls, and what was meant by them being forged into more complex weapons of war (whether that was GW&#039;s original intention is anyone&#039;s guess).&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterwards Nagash got back to his pet-project of making super-skellies, and once more decided to go through the process of distilling souls down to their most choice elements, and then putting these fragmented souls into bone constructs.  By doing so, he artificially created individuals who were warriors, leaders, bodyguards, artisans, architects, philosophers and sculptors all in one, [[Adeptus Custodes|which sounds a little familiar.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They have been rapidly making their mark across the realms and been in numerous conflicts.  In Shyish itself, the Kryptboyz Ironjawz Warclan have focused their efforts on fighting the Bonereapers due to wanting to destroy their settlements and wear their bones as trophies.  In Chamon, the Null Myriad have waged a series of wars against the Seraphon of the Thunder Lizard Constellation as they fight for control of the realm&#039;s edge.  In Ghur, the actions of the Ivory Host have positioned themselves for conflict with several Mawtribes and the free city of Excelsis, and they played a big role in the backstory [[Sons of Behemat|of the Mega-Gargant now known as One-Eyed Grunnock]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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The most notable conflict the Bonereapers have entered into is the ongoing War for the Eightpoints, where Katakros led the Mortis Praetorians and detachments from other Legions into the Eightpoints alongside Olynder and a Nighthaunt army to take the Eightpoints for Nagash.  They succeeded in capturing and fortifying the realmgate leading to Shyish, and have established a base of operations. However, Katakros&#039; campaign was halted by the return of Archaon, who defeated him in battle and the conflict swings between a stalemate and a war of attrition.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Society==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ossiarch Bonereapers Society.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase &amp;quot;pyramid scheme&amp;quot;.]]  &lt;br /&gt;
All Ossiarch Bonereapers are built for a specific purpose and assigned a role based on the souls from which they’re formed. This is codified through a caste system, with Nagash at the top, then Mortarchs Katakros and Arhkan, then the highest ranking Ossiarchs underneath and various ranks beneath that.  The Bonereaper caste system has a cartouche representing each caste (though Nagash&#039;s is just to symbolize him).  While there is a Mortarch cartouche, only Katakros wears it because Arkhan predates the Bonereaper system (and everyone but Nagash) by several eons, and despite their alliance he&#039;s too proud to wear Katakros&#039; symbol.&lt;br /&gt;
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While many Ossiarch Bonereapers are warriors, there are castes of groups such as crafters and preachers. There is movement between castes, but only downwards, and as a punishment for failure.  A Liege Kavalos who fails in their mission, for example, may be remade as a Kavalos Deathrider.  If the offense was major, they might get remade as a steed.  The lowest caste are the exiles collectively referred to as Parrha, consisting of the worst offenders who get broken and remade into warped skeletal aberrations incapable of fighting and the Bonereapers value them less than the Imperial Guard values the life of its rank and file soldiers (for the uninitiated, that&#039;s really saying something).&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ossiarch Bonereapers can be found all across the Mortal Realms, aiming to conquer everything from Azyr to the Eightpoints. At present, the majority of the Ossiarch Bonereapers are concentrated in Shyish, inhabiting the  nations that surround the Shyish Nadir.  This allows them easy access to a vast source of magical power and establishes them as a permanent garrison around this most valuable of territories.  Apart from Shyish, the largest concentrations of Bonereapers are in Ghur and Chamon.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ossiarch Bonereapers build according to principles laid down in the Principia Necrotopia, a set of guidelines that ensure optimal construction: &lt;br /&gt;
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In the first stages of colonizing a new region, the Ossiarchs will establish tithing sites. Presumably, this involves mapping out surrounding settlements and segments of the region into their own tributaries, with each section&#039;s inhabitants made to sign a contract to begin paying the Tithe. They contruct shrines known as Bone-Tithe Nexus, which act as locations for vassals to dump their bones and are enchanted to give out powerful curses to ward off any scavengers seeking to steal from it. &lt;br /&gt;
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Next, they will fortify key territories with small fortifications, following up with a number of Mortisan workshops to fuel the next stage of their expansion. These small holdings will eventually develop into vast and imposing fortresses, growing ever upward as the Bonereapers’ numbers grow. These are not just barracks, but places of culture for the Ossiarchs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ossiarch scholars will endlessly study scrolls in charnel libraries, recording the details of cultures in the Mortal Realms they have subjugated and those they seek to subjugate. These vast citadel-states eventually resemble Nagashizzar itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Bone Tithe===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bone tithe.jpg|left|300px|thumb|Put your spines into it.  Literally!]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Bone Tithe is instrumental to their society and Nagash&#039;s way of setting himself up as mob boss of the realms.  Upon arriving in an area, the Ossiarchs send out scouts to get the lay of the land.  When they find a settlement they want tribute from, a representative - in practice usually a Mortisan - approaches and makes them an offer they can&#039;t refuse; give &amp;quot;x&amp;quot; by the deadline at regular intervals, or we kill you all and takes your bones and souls for our use.  To communicate, the Bonereapers draw on prior research for the local language; it doesn&#039;t matter if the vernacular&#039;s out of date by a few centuries or so, as long as they can be understood.   If that doesn&#039;t work, the Bonereapers use other means, including killing a local and using their spirit as a translator if all else fails.  If the locals refuse, attack them or are rude enough, [[Grimdark|the Bonereapers make good on their threat, slaughtering everything in the settlement that has bones, right down to the last child and stray animal]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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When demanding the Bone Tithe, what/who the bones come from plus the amount and condition required depends on the situation and Bonereaper legion in question.  Human bone is the most widely used; dwarf bones aren&#039;t common enough, elf bones are but don&#039;t replenish fast enough and greenskin bones are coarse, porous and prone to spontaneous fungal growth unless treated properly.  While animal bones are also used, such as to repair Kavalos steeds or make Gothizzar Harvesters, that&#039;s not always the case and it depends on what animal they&#039;re from (Rhinoxen and Bleaklake crocodiles are some of the popular choices).  The Bonereapers (though inbuilt or learned ability, it&#039;s not clear) CAN tell the difference between what race or species a specific bone comes from, so trying to cheat them by mixing in different kinds of bones doesn&#039;t work.  They also respond to trickery the same way they respond to failure or refusal - immediate slaughter (as a human town learned to their cost when they tried to trick the Bonereapers by mixing pig bones in with human bones).  &lt;br /&gt;
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Sometimes things are even worse.  A particularly war-horny leader, most often from the Stalliarch Lords (more on them below), will give nigh-impossible demands to increase the chance of failure.  What kinds of demands?  How about asking the population for detailed records on the city&#039;s family lineage going back to the founders and the condition of &#039;&#039;every bone in their bodies&#039;&#039;.  Or maybe they ask for just one tonne of bones &#039;&#039;every day&#039;&#039; (for extra lulz, the offer is made at night and has to be completed the next day).  They might instead, or also, [[That Guy|arrive early to extract the Tithe just to get a good slaughter out of it]].  However it ends, the bones of the Ossiarch&#039;s victims are sorted through, the good bones taken for future use the sub-par ones discarded (same with their victims souls).  Strips of skin and flesh from these unforunates are hung from the Bonereapers&#039; spears as a warning to anyone who considers not paying the tithe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ultimately, they have a term related to the Bone Tithe called the Terminus Concept, referring to the point where a society can&#039;t provide enough bones so they get slaughtered and their bones are taken.  For the truth is that the Bone Tithe - short term or long term - is ultimately unsustainable for the payers, and the Bonereapers know it.  This all proves that, while Nagash is a pragmatic sort of fellow, he&#039;ll always find a way to be a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;boner&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Eldrad|huge skeletal dick]] about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Forces==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bonereaper army.jpg|right|500px|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Angry Dooting Intensifies&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortek Guard:&#039;&#039;&#039; Rank and file infantry of the Bonereapers.  Well armored and shielded, they have the choice of swords or spears and optional greatswords as weapons. Their primary role is to create massive shield walls to protect their leaders.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Morghast Harbingers and Archai:&#039;&#039;&#039; You know em, you love em. Nagash&#039;s original sculpted bone construct based on not-angels from the World-That-Was now served as prototypes to the current regime of spoopy skeltals. Flying blenders armed with either halberds (take these) or twin swords (dont take these).  Harbingers are your chargey bois, while the Archai are bodyguard bois.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Necropolis Stalkers:&#039;&#039;&#039;  Four-armed skeletal constructs the size of Kurnoth Hunters with four faces, each one has the soul of four warriors, and switches between which one is dominant, altering their fighting style accordingly.  Their name&#039;s ripped from the Necropolis Knights and the Tomb Stalkers. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Immortis Guard:&#039;&#039;&#039; Four-armed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Grave Guard&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Tomb Guard&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; elite skellingtons armed with a halberd in one set of hands and a shield in the other.  Like the Morghasts, Immortis are the bodyguard bois to the Stalkers&#039; chargey bois.  &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kavalos Deathriders:&#039;&#039;&#039; Essentially bony knights somewhere between Black Knights and Varanguard in power level, and who serve Bone Daddy.  Each one has the soul of dozens of warriors to draw on their knowledge and is proportionately arrogant.  They have undead birds roosting on their banner poles that act as spies and messenger birds.  For added creep factor, these guys normally walk at a slow and ominous trot, only sprinting when going into a headlong charge.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortek Crawler:&#039;&#039;&#039; Screaming Skull Catapult 2.0 with an obligatory patent-friendly rename.  In addition to flaming skulls, it can also hurl a cauldron of Death Magic that works based on bravery or a cursed stone that gets more powerful the more damage the Crawler takes.  It&#039;s also powered by a bone-made hamster wheel and multiple legs.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Gothizzar Harvester:&#039;&#039;&#039; A big monster construct with weapon hands and half a skeleton for a codpiece that helps harvest bones.  The Harvester uses them to make new constructs on the fly or repair damaged ones.  Their weapon arms come with either enchanted maces or scything blades for hands.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortisan Soulreaper:&#039;&#039;&#039; Your offensive caster for the Bonereapers with a scythe that doesn&#039;t like hordes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortisan Boneshaper:&#039;&#039;&#039; The healers/builders of the Bonereapers. Formed from the souls of artists, they’re in charge of building the extravagant bone cities and other architecture of the legions. They all possess a friendly rivalry with each other that pushes them to one up another’s artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortisan Soulmason:&#039;&#039;&#039; Miniature Arkhans with four arms who are in charge of hunting and fusing souls for their various constructs.  They ride into battle on bony [[Fyodor Karamazov|thrones with chicken legs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Liege-Kavalos&#039;&#039;&#039;: Field generals with skeleton mounts placed in charge of leading the Bonereaper armies. They are forged as a cruel mockery of Sigmar’s Lord-Celestant on Dracoth.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous Legions===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mortis Praetorians&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 10,000 strong personal army of Katakros, created out of the souls of those he personally knew in life.  They have gained a fearsome reputation for their tactical acumen, especially in Shyish.  [[Ultramarines|The poster boys who are a jack-of-all-trades, big on tactics and led by an ancient leader who was the basis for future generations]].  They also have the only two Bonereapers with a single original soul; Katakros himself and Zandtos.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Petrifex Elite&#039;&#039;&#039;: Made up of nomadic armies crafted from prehistoric fossilized bones, they are known for being slow-moving and a near impenetrable wall of bone.  While fossilized bone tends to be fragile, the Petrifex Elite enchant them to be tough and also include already supernaturally tough bones  among them (ie; the bones of godbeasts).  Led by Mortisans, [[Necrons|they only exist to slay and find ancient bones to build more of themselves and make themselves even deadlier]].  They have forgotten why Nagash wants them to do this, and their leaders eschew personal identity to the point of using titles instead of names, as mandated by their most senior Mortisan, the Grand Necromystic.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Null Myriad&#039;&#039;&#039;: The first Ossiarch Bonereapers made during Nagash&#039;s experiments in the Age of Myth.   The Null Myriad were later refined and bolstered using the bones and souls of the countless dead who helped construct Nagash’s Black Pyramid and the best of Arkhan&#039;s Black Disciples.  They are a solemn yet prideful lot with high resilience to magic and were given to Arkhan to be his personal legion; they&#039;re so loyal to Arkhan that they defer to him even over Katakros himself.  Their resistance to magic extends to the power of Chaos, so they&#039;re used to inhabit the most inhospitable parts of the realms.  Recently Arkhan made an alliance with Katakros, and the Null Myriad&#039;s job is to secure magic-heavy locations in the realms so Katakros can control the sources of their magic.  The Null Myriad forces in Chamon have come into conflict with the Seraphon of the Thunder Lizards Constellation who also dwell there.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ivory Host&#039;&#039;&#039;: Outwardly, they appear as honorable warriors, but hidden away in their bodies is a monstrous frenzy that turns them into clawing slavering beasts. Fitting considering they are constructed from beast and monster bones.  Tasked by Nagash to conquer Ghur, they overcompensate for their bestial anger by being meticulously clean and making everything of theirs as much of a work of art as possible.  Also known for [[Tomb Kings|being the only Ossiarchs who build ships, use the color gold regularly in their attire and are led by a monarch]]. Currently they’ve claimed the realmgate of Greedmouth and established an Ivory Citadel southwestern corner of the Ghurish Heartlands, putting them awfully close to numerous [[Ogor Mawtribes]] and the [[Cities of Sigmar|free city]] of Excelsis.  &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Stalliarch Lords&#039;&#039;&#039;: A cavalry centric force who are [[Creed|skillful tacticians]] and like to make impossible demands so they have an excuse to raze cities and slaughter people (on the rare occasion that someone meets their outrageous demands they keep their word... but remember the Terminus Concept).  They even force the Bone Tithe on other death factions, as was the case when they subjected a keep of Blood Knights to it and offered them a way out if their leader defeated a Liege-Kavalos in a duel to the death (he didn&#039;t).  So in addition to being [[Kharn|psychopaths with zero regard for life, they&#039;re also team-killing douchebags]].  Basically [[That Guy]] as a cavalry-loving undead legion.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Crematorians&#039;&#039;&#039;: These Bonereapers are burning with an internal fire to the point where some of them literally explode when killed. Some of them have recently realized that they don&#039;t really have a purpose other than to fight and explode, and aren&#039;t too happy about that.  In fact, their leaders [[Noblebright|have made pacts of friendship to repair each other if any of them are destroyed and the chief Liege-Kavalos scours the libraries of everyone they encounter in the hopes of finding a way to undo their fiery curse, and is implied to be on the verge of a breakthrough]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Significant Skeletons==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Katakros|Orpheon Katakros]], [[Mortarch]] of the Necropolis&#039;&#039;&#039;: In life he was the greatest strategic genius in all the Mortal Realms, and undeath has done nothing to dull his mastery of military tactics.  He&#039;s been given a new body of enscrolled bone by Nagash himself which looks like a [[Jojo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo stand]] rather than a skeleton.  He goes into battle surrounded by various attendants; the Liege-Immortis, the Aviarch Spymaster, the Gnosis Scrollbearer, and the Prime Necrophoros.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Arch-Kavalos Zandtos&#039;&#039;&#039;: Both in life and in death, Patru Zandtos has been Katakros’ most trusted lieutenant.  In life he was a refined, death-obsessed assassin who treated killing as a sacred art and hated the loud butchery of battle.  In undeath, through the manipulations of Nagash and Katakros, he’s now a death-purist who wishes to “cleanse” Shyish of anything still living.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vokmortian, Master of the Bone-tithe&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grim tallyman in charge of recording/judging the Tithe. He carries the severed heads of those foolish enough to refuse to pay the Tithe and has a coffin on his back, making him look like a giant beetle. Though officially he’s under Katakros in the OBR hierarchy, he’ll only receive/carry out orders from Big Bone Daddy himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Arkhan the Black]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, he&#039;s part of the army despite technically being just an &amp;quot;average&amp;quot; liche as opposed to a bone golem thing. Likely because apart from Nagash, he&#039;s the most privy to understanding how they are made without being one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Spooky Melodies for your Bony Boys==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsZivjop_s Spooky Scary Skeletons! a remix for a revamp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKHAX1K4sKQ The Dead March returns for AoS!]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* The architecture of the Ossiarch Bonereapers was likely inspired by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary Sedlec Ossuary] in the Czech Republic.  The Sedlec Ossuary is a Roman Catholic church where the bones of thousands of people have been artistically arranged to form the decorations and the furnishings of the chapel (it&#039;s also called &amp;quot;the Bone Church&amp;quot;).  This was done several centuries ago for creative interment reasons with many dead and not enough space to bury them on holy ground.&lt;br /&gt;
* On a comical note, &amp;quot;Kavalos&amp;quot;, the name for Bonereaper cavalry, translates to &amp;quot;crotch&amp;quot; in Greek (the Greek word is &amp;quot;kaválos&amp;quot;). Makes more sense when you think of [[Katakros]]&#039; defining trait lookswise, and how his name even sounds like the Greek word.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Bonereaper vs Kharadron.jpg|Sky Pirates vs Bone Golems.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cavalry-bonereapers.jpg|As if Blood Knights weren&#039;t bad enough, Bone Daddy brings out Kavalos Deathriders too.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gothizzar Harvester.jpg|&amp;quot;Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.  Oh mercy how they scare!  With the toe bone connected to the foot bone...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bonereaper city.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Welcome to Necrotopia.  Please remember to remove all skin and flesh before you reach customs.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Nagash]], their jerk of a god whom they give their undisputed loyalty to (yes, really!)&lt;br /&gt;
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