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		<title>Post-Cold War</title>
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{{topquote|In an era of stress and anxiety, when the present seems unstable and the future unlikely, the natural response is to retreat and withdraw from reality, taking recourse either in fantasies of the future or in modified visions of a half-imagined past.|Alan Moore&#039;s Watchmen}}&lt;br /&gt;
After the end of the communist regimes and the implosion of the Soviet Union in 1991 ended almost half a century of [[The Cold War|Cold War]]. The ideological, political and economical clashes between different ideologies that had had its apex during World War II had finally ended [[Skub|or gone underground depending who you ask]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the entirety of this era being in the recent memory of our editors (as of the year 2020), how increasingly polarizing the events have become and the obvious fact that it hasn&#039;t ended yet (not to mention how discussion of what&#039;s gone on so far is all but certain to cause much shitflinging), we&#039;ll skip the overview of the events so far and jump straight into how you can use the Post-Cold War Era in your setting.  What&#039;s the state of the world now? Well... that is something we will leave to future historians.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Technology==&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|We&#039;re living in the age of cellphone cameras. Fuckups ain&#039;t tolerated!|Smiling Jack, &#039;&#039;[[Vampire:_The_Masquerade#VtM:_Bloodlines|Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines]]&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- This is about tech that impacts storytelling or playing /tg/ stuff. We don&#039;t care about the latest gadget or discovery otherwise --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The mass popularity of cellphones has made it increasingly difficult to write a plot that cuts characters off from the outside world. This has forced such plots to be moved further and further from civilization (which fights an uphill battle with ever increasing coverage), into massive disasters where cellphone coverage is disrupted and help won’t be coming anyways, or just straight up fiating in supernatural disruption of communications. &lt;br /&gt;
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The rise of mass CCTV and cellphone cameras of increasingly high quality and the ability to post the works taken with them on social media has made it increasingly implausible to keep a [[Masquerade]] going. The original [[World of Darkness]] just [[Gehenna|ends dramaticly in 2004]], the year before YouTube launched. The MCB of [[Monster Hunter International]] has all the resources of most of the worlds governments working together to censor the supernatural, but even then those in charge consider exposure an inevitability.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Impact on /tg/===&lt;br /&gt;
/tg/ is, traditionally, a very low tech hobby. Despite this, it still has managed to incorporate some of the new technologies of the era.&lt;br /&gt;
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One big thing is the rise of e-books. Rather than have a big stack of massive heavy books, you can keep all your book on a small, handy, e-reader. One particular advantage of an electronic book is that the contents can be searched through to quickly get answers to rule questions. The low cost of electronic publishing also means many small groups can easily publish a book and sell it, but this comes at the cost of electronic storefronts being flooded with low effort, poorly written garbage. Electronics also, in theory, lower the need for wasted paper and dice. In practice however, many groups find including any electronics at the table a major distraction and disruptive of play, while many players refuse to trust electronic RNG. Acceptance of computer RNG is actually worse among players into [[Vidya gaems|video games]] due to that medium&#039;s documented history of RNG cheating via uneven RNG, poorly randomized number generation, and being easily manipulated. Another issue with electronic books is that [[Wizards of the Coast|some companies]] are Luddites, and refuse to release PDF versions of their books, while others are hamstrung by the IP holder&#039;s retarded [[Star Wars|prior licensing agreements]] [[EA|made with the devil]] and legally can’t, or just plain old don&#039;t exist anymore and can&#039;t do a PDF re-release, but [[Pirate|we have a solution to all those problems]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Another nifty creation has been 3D printers that can create a variety of objects desired from scratch for cheap. Currently 3d printers are only able to print small, inanimate, plastic things (unless you have a very expensive and large one that can do weak metal) and are a far cry from [[Star Trek|Replicator]] technology everyone panicking about &amp;quot;ghost guns&amp;quot; thinks they are. Fortunately the hobby has substantial use for [[Miniature|small, inanimate, plastic things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- Add something about play by post and the internet if you’re more familiar with the history of that than I am. ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==The appeal of Post-Cold War world==&lt;br /&gt;
Do you like stories of special force operators going on incredibly risky missions to take down terrorists, insurgents, and radicals of any ideological or religious flavor? Then this setting might be right for you, due to the prevalence of the Global War on Terror and the almost-extensive use of special forces such as the Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Spetznaz, SAS, and so on.  Their chief foe is a new enemy that has largely replaced the Soviet Union in the minds of many in the West - the radical Islamic &amp;quot;jihadist&amp;quot; organizations such as Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabaab, the Taliban or ISIS and its branches (such as the West African branch, Boko Haram).  Their goals range from either kicking all foreign influence out of their country to establishing a global caliphate.  The current increasingly polarizing culture war can also be used as inspiration for stories regarding insurgents and radicals of any ideological flavor, albeit something where &amp;quot;handle with care&amp;quot; very much applies for risk of coming across as preachy or [[Skub|adding fuel to the fire]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Other potential foes can be found in the world of technology, serving as fertile ground for near future sci-fi stories.  This era is (currently) as close as we can get to cyberpunk, which lends itself well to the genre.  The concept of A.I. as threats or the fear of society undergoing a technological collapse can also find inspiration from here, given the Y2K problem at the turn of the millennium.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Wargame wise, there is some appeal in recreating the various, drawn-out conflicts such as in Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan (to date the longest war in American history at over 17 years if one doesn&#039;t count the Korean War, which the US never officially declared war during and has spent most of its existence cold.), pitting the well-equipped, organized, and disciplined forces of the Western powers against the zealotry, tenaciousness, and cunning of the various insurgent and terrorist groups that plague the region. Due to the rather asymmetric nature of these wars, as well as the murkiness that comes with it, it&#039;s not as popular as the more conventionally focused, more-or-less Black-And-White morality of World War 2 setting.  Similarly, the COVID-19 Pandemic can also be used as inspiration for various types of stories regarding pandemics, especially if one wants to up the stakes with things such as a zombie virus.   &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Urban Fantasy]] and Superheroes are often set in the current Post-Cold War era. By making fictional, fantastical threats one avoids the question of what the hell is there left to fight. It also benefits from being a world that&#039;s largely prebuilt and known to players, allowing writers to focus exclusively on what&#039;s different.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Star Wars Movies</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==The rise of the original trilogy==&lt;br /&gt;
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A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....etc etc you all know the lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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A man called George Lucas had the idea to create a series of epic sci-fi space operas that would become so successful that Disney would take notice and give it the franchise fluttering eye lashes, trying to seduce it.&lt;br /&gt;
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They would be called... &#039;&#039;Flash Gordon&#039;&#039;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately for Georgie boy, and fortunately for modern nerddom, Dino de Laurentiis already owned &#039;&#039;Flash Gordon&#039;&#039;, and were busy making their own, hilariously eighties version, so he said, screw it, I&#039;ll make my own!&lt;br /&gt;
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He decided to start with the fourth movie in the series he envisioned, for at the time he didn&#039;t have the special effects to create the first three to the standard he wanted, and/or he just kinda made up the first movie as he went along (drawing heavily on Akira Kurosawa&#039;s seminal samurai action film, &#039;&#039;Hidden Fortress&#039;&#039; in the process as well as the book [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hero_with_a_Thousand_Faces &#039;&#039;The Hero with a Thousand Faces&#039;&#039;], a complex 1949 Joseph Campbell analysis of the various mythologies of human history all boiled down into the basic archtypes and elements required in heroic myth). So Episode Four &#039;&#039;A New Hope&#039;&#039; was created (simply titled &#039;&#039;Star Wars&#039;&#039; at the time) and it is not an exaggeration to say it changed the face of sci-fi and general moviemaking forever, bringing a new era of special effects and imagination to cinema and changing the lives of many who would go onto to become dedicated fan boys.&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, the studio had forced Lucas to take ever-increasing paycuts for what they were sure was going to be a flop, and only let him keep merchandising rights.  However, whatever his flaws, George Lucas was a man of vision.  Having helped pioneer the summer blockbuster, he went on to do the same to ginormous piles of movie-tie-in memorabilia.  His production company, Lucasfilm ended up rolling in dosh, and with Episode Five &#039;&#039;The Empire Strikes Back&#039;&#039; and Episode Six &#039;&#039;The Return of the Jedi&#039;&#039;, the legend of Star Wars and its place in cultural history was assured.&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM Pretty much this.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==The coming of the prequel trilogy==&lt;br /&gt;
With the year 2000 coming, George Lucas felt that special effects technology had reached the level he wanted and began to create the first three movies in the star wars story he had envisioned. (As a side-note, he also made some touch-ups to the three original films, re-mastering them with special effects and a couple of extra scenes that weren&#039;t doable with the eighties&#039; animatronics. But those were mostly accepted/shrugged away since they didn&#039;t deeply modify anything.The fandoms opinion on the matter however, remains a very heated [[Skub|debate]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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The hype for the movies was immense.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then the first movie, Episode One &#039;&#039;The Phantom Menace&#039;&#039; came out.....and there was nerd rage beyond expectation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Part of the problem was that the immense expectations of the fandom had grown until anything less-than-perfect simply would not do, so perhaps that is somewhat to blame for the reaction to the prequel trilogy. In a vacuum one has to admit that they aren&#039;t completely &#039;&#039;[[Twilight|terrible films]]&#039;&#039; .  &lt;br /&gt;
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Episode Two &#039;&#039;Attack of the Clones&#039;&#039; and Episode Three &#039;&#039;Revenge of the Sith&#039;&#039; followed after a few years each and didn&#039;t garner nearly as much hatred, though fans complained they didn&#039;t match the greatness of the original trilogy, more concerned with flashy action and effects than competent story-telling; but hooo-boy did it deliver in flashy action, with laser armed [[MI-24 Hind|MI-24&#039;s]] full of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;storm&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;troopers extracting jedi from a coliseum full of shooty killbots.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Revenge of the Sith&#039;&#039; did, however, receive higher ratings than &#039;&#039;Return of the Jedi&#039;&#039;, and is generally seen as the best and most-complete of the three prequel films as a story. Unusually the novelization alters some details and is considered a legitimately good book on its own merits.&lt;br /&gt;
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What was generally more well received (despite a rocky start with a two hour pilot being pressed into service as a movie and an art style that took some time to gel) during this time for Star Wars was the Clone Wars animated series (both the traditionally-animated &#039;&#039;Clone Wars&#039;&#039; and the later seasons of the CGI show &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The&#039;&#039;&#039; Clone Wars&#039;&#039;, the latter which most everyone agrees is what the prequels should have been), following the war between the Republic and the Confederacy that sprung up during the time between the second and third of the prequels.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;d be &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; hard to find a group of movies more skubtastic than the prequel trilogy, and saying a good or bad thing about it in front of the wrong crowd&#039;s sure to provoke huge amounts of nerdrage. In defense of the prequel trilogy&#039;s sins, they did at least do their own thing.  Because of how much money the original trilogy made, practically every form of media in the 80s and 90s aped it to some form or another, and instead of falling back on the same old shit the prequels branched out and tried to get out of the franchise&#039;s comfort zone a bit. While a lot of it sucked, it blazed a trail for better writers to follow and helped liven up the universe by showing us the galaxy beyond fuckhueg spaceships and faux-Western shitholes like Tatooine. And all but the most [[Neckbeard|diehard OT purists]] can get behind shit like Naboo architecture, the Clone Army and Mace &amp;quot;The Ace&amp;quot; Windu.  From a story perspective the worst sin of the prequels was demystifying the force, and subsequent works have largely swept that detail under the carpet. Then Disney bought Star Wars and prequels become popular. Makes sense considering they had good scenario. sense and original events and characters and other things sequels do not have.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Disney and the sequel trilogy==&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, all the efforts by Disney to woo George Lucas paid off and in 2012 Disney acquired the Star Wars franchise for 4 billion dollars, with LucasFilm becoming part of Disney, appointing film producer Kathleen Kennedy as its president.  This was immediately followed by an announcement that they would produce a new trilogy of films set after the original trilogy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Expectations were almost as high as the private fears of the fans.  Bringing on the creative talent behind the [[skub|skubtastic]] &#039;&#039;[[Star Trek]]&#039;&#039; reboot was equally... well, [[skub|take a wild guess (and that&#039;s before we factor in identity politics)]].  The end result saw millions of voices cry out in terror, and were suddenly subsumed into hitherto unseen levels of [[Skub]].  Tellingly, even SEVERAL OF THE LEAD ACTORS THEMSELVES have criticized the filmmakers or how the film was made, including John Boyega, Daisy Ridley and Luke Skywalker himself - Mark Hamill; also, Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson have become to Star Wars what [[C.S Goto]] is to Warhammer. Rumors are circulating that the Disney trilogy may even get declared non-canon, which is bound to create a shockwave of skub so powerful that oldfags might actually side with the prequel fans for once.&lt;br /&gt;
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For sake of sanity, these section have been condensed. Read at your own peril.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Episode 7: The Mouse Awakens===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens&#039;&#039; debuted in December of 2015, and reception was what you would expect: the film was immediately a massive success from a monetary standpoint as everyone ([[China|almost]]) everywhere rushed to the theaters in response to the hype, with children engaging in as many repeat viewings as their parent&#039;s money could allow as fans did the same thing with their own. It has become a financial hit with the general public and a (critically) generally well-reviewed piece, with decent cinematography, special effects, technical stuff, etc. It also went on to become the third biggest financial success in film history (at the time), when not adjusted for inflation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fan response was a good deal more mixed.  Many criticize the plot for rehashing Episode IV, without doing anything to establish its own identity and claim that it had a bland main character, [[Mary Sue|who had too many abilities]] whereas others find the replication of &#039;&#039;Star Wars&#039;&#039; feel an acceptable trade and praise it for being a decent action film, [[skub|and claim the lead doesn&#039;t outdo any of the previous main characters]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some would argue that by rehashing the original trilogy it basically nullified the accomplishments of the original crew; the Empire&#039;s still around, they&#039;ve got yet another superweapon, Han &amp;amp; Leia split up, Luke failed to rebuild the Jedi, etc. Other fans praised it simply for being a new Star Wars that was better than the prequel trilogy (expectations were lowered due to those, to be honest). Some see poor storytelling when there was no proper showing of what went on in the galaxy 3 decades since Palpatine died, and not explaining what caused big character changes like why Han returned to his old ways or Luke ran from his friends was critical. Other say this is going to be explained in the next film and people should keep their curiosity. Some argue even with their superweapon, none of the villains feel threatening. Others argue the incompetence of the main villain is a fresh change and the point of the plot will be to see him change, to be more competent, or even learn to become good. &lt;br /&gt;
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Overall, those against argued JJ Abrams&#039; mystery box approach may do well for a TV series but does not mesh with films that take years to make. Defendants held the position that fans should wait to see whether the next film will do anything with the unexplained plot points.&lt;br /&gt;
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Coincidentally, when Hamill and Fisher were originally approached by Disney to reprise their roles as Luke and Leia, they &#039;&#039;didn&#039;t want to do it&#039;&#039; right from the start. But, they didn&#039;t want to give an out-and-out &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; answer either, so they told Disney they&#039;d return if Harrison Ford agreed to return as Han Solo as well. Knowing how much Ford &#039;&#039;hated&#039;&#039; Solo, Hamill and Fisher figured they were safe, until Disney irresistibly sweetened the deal for Ford by agreeing to kill off his character, thus forcing a reluctant Hamill and Fisher to make good on their deal... [[skub|only for the three characters to never appear on the screen at the same time, and now that Carrie Fisher&#039;s dead...]] To be fair, Hamill has a history of saying he won’t do something only to immediately agree like he’s making a standard sitcom gag in real life, even if that usually just applies to still voicing the Joker in Batman media.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Star Wars Rebels===&lt;br /&gt;
Disney also released  their own CGI series: &#039;&#039;Star Wars: Rebels&#039;&#039;, which is actually pretty good (considering that it airs on Disney XD, it should be no surprise that they&#039;ve toned down the graphic depictions of gratuitous violence, much to the chagrin of [[Neckbeards|those who love overly gory deaths]]). It focuses less on the Jedi that have come to dominate the franchise and more on the &amp;quot;boots on the ground&amp;quot; experience of the average characters, and while the show started slow and small, the plot gained momentum as the series progressed, especially after the first season, with season 4 often rivalling the very best Clone Wars arcs for quality of storytelling.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rebel movement starts to grow, several characters return from &#039;&#039;The Clone Wars&#039;&#039;, and the enemies the main characters have to face steadily get darker and more dangerous as more of the Empire’s attention gets attracted. When Darth Vader gets involved (played by none other than [[Awesome|James Earl Jones himself]]) he immediately proceeds to [[Awesome|open a 24-pack of unstoppable whoop-ass on the rebel scum]]. The return of Maul resulted in three character deaths (possibly four), the crippling of one main character with another well on his way down the dark side, and to top it all off Maul himself was on the loose once again.  Things did not turn out so well [[Grimdark|last time that happened]], so expect the body count to rise.  Things get worse for the Rebels when [[Creed|Grand Admiral Thrawn]] gets involved, especially since he&#039;s developing better ships for the Empire and tracking the Rebel Alliance to their homebase (things get so bad that, at one point, the main characters literally only survive Thrawn&#039;s attack because of a Deus Ex Machina).  Speaking of Deus Ex Machinas, the continues the trend set by &#039;&#039;The Clone Wars&#039;&#039; in making the Force mystical again, though whether this is a good or bad thing depends on how you felt about the [[Skub|skubtastic]] midichlorian explanation of the Prequels. The animation is on point with &#039;&#039;The Clone Wars&#039;&#039;, which considering it&#039;s Disney should surprise less than nobody. Oh, and Steve Blum voices one of the main characters. However, it is also noted that Star Wars Rebels had sort of a [[Grimdark|dark ending]].  Two important characters die and another is left stranded in the unknown regions while stopping the villains, leaving us with two other characters only able to start looking for him after the second Death Star blows up.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Skub|The way that Filoni (the creator of Rebels and The Clone Wars) has handled the Mandalorians, a fan-favorite warrior-culture based upon the Scots and Vikings, has either been met with praise from those who despised Traviss and her overpowering of said culture, or utter RAGE that he turned many of them into either pacifist morons or bloodthirsty barbarians- usually that particular criticism comes from the Traviss fanboys]].  Do take note, however, that the old ways for the Mandalorians are making their way back into canon, such as the language, the emphasis on martial honor, and the decentralized nature of their government.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Star Wars: Rogue One===&lt;br /&gt;
December of 2016 brought us the first standalone Star Wars movie, &amp;quot;Rogue One&amp;quot;, showing the theft of the original Death Star plans.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While &amp;quot;Rogue One&amp;quot; can be justly criticized for lacking in character development, that was basically mandated by being set just before another movie whose actors were now decades too old (or, in the case of Peter Cushing, too dead) to reprise their previous roles. The cast of the movie includes almost no one who appears in Episode IV, and the few familiar faces who do appear show up as cameos. (Fair warning: spoilers)&lt;br /&gt;
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Accordingly, every main character dies by the end. It still manages to pack quite a lot of [[awesome]] into the movie, with Donnie Yen, Alan Tudyk and Darth Vader all used to great effect. Rogue One also answers several questions, plugs several plot holes, and just generally makes A New Hope make a lot more sense in retrospect. (No wonder Vader wasn&#039;t impressed when Leia claimed to be on a &amp;quot;diplomatic mission.&amp;quot;) It also has the distinctions of being the only Star Wars movie to focus on regular soldiers instead of Jedi, and being more like the original Star Wars than any of the sequels, including the other two of the main trilogy. (The original, back before it was &amp;quot;A New Hope&amp;quot;, was a genre mashup of samurai + gunslinger rescue princess from space Nazis, then team up for a World War II dogfight. This one is wuxia cast + heist crew do a heist in a WWII trench warfare war zone. There&#039;s surprisingly little &#039;War&#039; in Star Wars.) Much, much [[Skub]] still exists of course, since no Star Wars movie will ever please all the neckbeards but out of the five post-Disney Star Wars movies released so far, this one is definitely the least divisive and arguably the best of the bunch.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Episode 8: The Last Royalty Check (aka zomg Luke dies!)===&lt;br /&gt;
On December 14 2017, &#039;&#039;Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi&#039;&#039; was released world wide. The critical reception was [[Bullshit|extremely positive]], with many critics considering it the best movie in the series since The Empire Strikes Back. The fan reception has been a great deal more negative and [[Skub|mixed]], and a number of fans are convinced that Disney leaned on media outlets to shill the new movie or else. If you have watched the Empire Strikes Back, you &#039;&#039;WILL&#039;&#039; be [[Rage|disappointed at best]], if you want to see a Star Wars film that would finally expand the characters of Kylo Ren and Rey, you &#039;&#039;WILL&#039;&#039; be satisfied and disappointed at the same time, if you want to watch the film because it is the last film starring the great and wonderful Carrie Fisher, you &#039;&#039;WILL&#039;&#039; feel hollow and sad inside, and if you came to see a pair of lightsaber-wielding punks involved in one of the greatest lightsaber battles of the franchise, you &#039;&#039;WILL&#039;&#039; be pleased. The Last Jedi is seen as one of the most divisive films in the franchise by the fandom, [[FAIL|which is one hell of an achievement]] considering other films.&lt;br /&gt;
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The complaints about The Last Jedi are many: the treatment of Luke (which even his actor, Mark Hamill, hated, to the point that he has no interest in playing Luke again), Leia&#039;s Superman asspull, Finn&#039;s plot arc that serves practically zero purpose and has him undergo the same character arc as the last movie, the forced humor, the complete disregard for established [[fluff]], disregard for even the most basic laws of physics, the fact that the central conflict is essentially the same as the one in the originals right down to the last stand ripped straight out of &#039;&#039;Empire&#039;&#039;, the PC bullshit (a hipster admiral who the plot always treats as being in the right despite killing 90% of the Resistance, the Gilded Age planet arc that [[Namek|sucks up a third of the movie to no benefit,]] Rose expressing her desire to get BLACKED with a horrendous and forced #LoveTrumpsHate one-liner in the final act) added solely to virtue-signal and the whole thing being basically a 2,5h screed against the franchise it belongs to and the culture which spawned it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fans have also criticized the movie for dropping or discarding major plot points from TFA and repeatedly invoking Shamalamadingdong-tier plot twists for cheap gotchas that are somehow less interesting than the recycled cliches they play off of. Director Rian Johnson responded by shitting on said critics - including also mocking them with a character in his next film &amp;quot;Knives Out&amp;quot; - and trying to defend the film on social media like something out of an ED or RW article (Important note: George Lucas never tried to defend the prequels, despite the huge backlash at the time, and he agreed with fans that [[C.S Goto|The Star Wars Holiday Special]] was an abomination.) It later came out that Johnson had not been given any kind of roadmap beyond Lucas&#039; old and unfinished concept scripts and was not allowed to see what Abrams had done until TLJ was too far into production to write in most of the previous movie&#039;s plot points, which makes the fail Disney&#039;s fault just as much as it is Johnson&#039;s. Except we also know that he had at least a modicum of influence over the ending of TFA, so they must have talked on at least some degree, and Rian&#039;s 100% to blame for his shitting on critics.  As with TFA Lucasfilm has tried to paper over the holes with tie-in material, and just like TFA the fans recognize the damage control.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Last Jedi has without a doubt torn the fanbase apart in ways even the prequels and most of the Legends didn&#039;t come close to, with many fans declaring that they have dropped the sequel trilogy. Even Star Wars&#039; famous merchandising has taken a mauling, as [[/toy/]] giggles at Rose Tico, Admiral Holdo and General Hux figures warming shelves while new product shipments go straight from the transport case to the clearance bin.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A I&#039;m Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo]===&lt;br /&gt;
On May 25th 2018, the 41st anniversary of the franchise, &#039;&#039;Solo: A Star Wars Story&#039;&#039; was released. The general consensus seems to be that it is the most average film in the series. At the very least, most people agree that it is at least better than The Last Jedi (if barely) and the backlash from that movie can be felt even in Solo: many fans have chosen to boycott the movie. Even before release, many fans had derided the whole affair as unnecessary: no one was really asking for a Han Solo origin movie, particularly one without Harrison Ford. Han Solo&#039;s entire life history had already been explored thoroughly in EU novels and comics, so the movie could only be a retread or a retcon, both things most fanbases tend to disapprove of. &lt;br /&gt;
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Whether it is because of this boycott or not, [[Not as planned|something no one expected happened:]] &#039;&#039;Solo&#039;&#039; was a box office bomb. Its opening weekend performed way below expectations and as of this writing, it has only made half of the money it needs for it to break even. Disney still continued to labor under the delusion that China would save their bottom line regardless of the fact that Star Wars has never been popular in China. &lt;br /&gt;
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So what is it like? Well, rather than being a space opera like the other films, this is a space Western. Rather than being about large-scale battles and saving the galaxy from tyranny, it&#039;s about heists and the galactic underworld. (Except for the Mimban sequence, which you&#039;d swear was lifted from a live-action Imperial Guard movie.) It&#039;s essentially Disney&#039;s reboot/retcon of the old EU Han Solo novels, taking things that were mentioned offhand in the original trilogy (like how Han did the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs) and making that the subject of an entire movie. The film was perhaps cursed from the beginning due to its [[Fail|troubled production.]] How troubled? The lead needed an acting coach to get through his shoots (Han may have walked away with the Falcon, but Donald Glover&#039;s Lando stole the spotlight every time) and 70% of the movie had to be reshot by a different director due to [[Butthurt|creative differences]] between Lucasfilm and the original directors.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The fail only compounded when it premiered and fans got to see what those &amp;quot;creative differences&amp;quot; may have wrought: the writing staff started spewing bullshit to the press about Lando being &amp;quot;pansexual&amp;quot; with no precedent in any Star Wars production including &#039;&#039;Solo&#039;&#039;, the film&#039;s tone is a schizophrenic nightmare to the last-minute reshoots and Han&#039;s sidekick for most of the movie is [[What|a self-built female droid social justice warrior]] named [[/v/|L3-37]]. Audiences &#039;&#039;cheered and applauded&#039;&#039; when that &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;man&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;human-hating self-insert character finally fucking died. Perhaps the most damning sin is that these are the movie&#039;s only notable qualities: take them away and you&#039;re left with a movie that would make you think &amp;quot;Huh, that was okay,&amp;quot; and then never think about it again for the rest of your life, were it not for the crippling disappointment of seeing one of the most beloved franchises in the world fall so far. Between the boycotts, the mediocrity of the movie itself, and [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gawker certain news outlets] claiming that the driving force behind said boycotts was [[/pol/]], &#039;&#039;Solo&#039;&#039; cratered so badly that [[Exterminatus|all non-&#039;&#039;Episode 9&#039;&#039; Star Wars movies were for a short time shelved indefinitely, and the only side-movie still being worked on is the obligatory Boba Fett origin movie, which is more likely to sell tickets based on the name alone.]] Incidentally, one of the writers picked by Lucasfilm to handle &#039;&#039;Solo&#039;&#039;&#039;s tie-in content, Cavan Scott, has been hired by [[Games Workshop]] for the [[Warhammer Adventures]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker (aka Plan Palpa-Nine from Outer Space)===&lt;br /&gt;
Your opinion of this movie is very easy to predict based on what you thought of the others; if you found The Last Jedi to be &amp;quot;refreshing&amp;quot;, you&#039;ll absolutely HATE this one. If you hate all Disney content aside from &#039;&#039;maybe&#039;&#039; The Mandalorian, you&#039;ll hate this one as much as the others. If you absolutely detested The Last Jedi but have mixed opinions of the rest, you&#039;ll probably consider this to be the best of the new movies to varying degrees of actual enthusiasm. The movie largely undoes or ignores swathes of the previous one. &lt;br /&gt;
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After finishing shooting, the film was shown to test audiences (which JJ Abrams lied never happened).  The film was extremely poorly received, one of many reasons being because it had [[Mary Sue|Rey curb-stomping Palpatine by herself in the final battle]] (test audiences reportedly either laughed at the film or had to be stopped from walking out of the test screenings).  The poor showing made Disney CEO Bob Iger - who was overseeing the screening - furious, and he immediately ordered the film to be reshot.  The resulting reshoots were so extensive, [http://archive.ph/RLj94 they spanned months and the film didn&#039;t have a final edit till December 2019, the month of release], causing trailers to be so desperate for footage that wouldn&#039;t be cut they had to fill half the length with footage from prior films and stuff used in prior trailers.  To make matters worse for Disney, the plot was leaked months before release, and said plot turned out to be &#039;&#039;very stupid&#039;&#039;.  Despite Disney spokespeople and media outlets extensively denying the leaks, the leaks were proven correct by getting then unrevealed names and plot objects right.  Camera leaks the week before release showed very little of the fantastically stupid content leaked months beforehand was changed, only minor details.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before reading on, be aware that Rey and Kylo are no longer movie-type Force users, they have been changed to video game characters. Like KOTOR and Jedi Academy type where you just get powers by killing enough dudes. None of the powers are new to the franchise, but have been rarely seen and in some cases never before have in movies. You should also know that unlike the first Visual Dictionary that mostly just gave little prop trivia and plot hooks for other works, and the second which was mostly irrelevant until it gets referenced in a decade or two, the final Visual Dictionary is damn near required reading (this shit will get a &amp;quot;VD&amp;quot; to indicate it) since a lot of explanations were cut in the reshoots and recuts. Like for example the connection between Rey and Kylo is a &amp;quot;Force Dyad&amp;quot;, basically one soul in the Force that inhabits two bodies (setting up a bit of a snarl what happens when one dies and not the other, and implying the personality is mostly in the brain which is why they can have unique experiences, but whatever) and warps space/time. This is why Rey was inexplicably powerful and knew how to do shit instinctively, because Kylo&#039;s training passed onto her, and likewise her nonstop playing with X-Wing training sims as a child made him a badass pilot. Dyads used to be far more common in the KOTOR era, and were apparently the inspiration for the Sith Rule Of Two. This is never mentioned in the final cut of the film, but leaks show it was in one of the earlier ones.&lt;br /&gt;
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The movie pressed on with breakneck speed that doesn&#039;t have time for musical interludes or wipe transitions, the opening crawl informing you that Palpatine has somehow returned and sent a message to the galaxy with the Resistance trying to rebuild and gather information, Rey being trained by Leia on the planet Ajan Kloss (AKA not!Yavin #2, VD) after repairing Anakin&#039;s lightsaber (VD) who had received partial training from Luke before stopping for reasons explained later in the movie and supplementing the rest with her pouring over the Jedi texts, and Kylo Ren trying to find Palpatine because his existence is a threat to his rule. The movie takes a lot of inspiration from KOTOR era lore with Ren finding a Sith McGuffin Holocron-type navigation device on Mustafar (VD) showing him the secret planet of the Sith (not Korriban/Pesegam/Moraband, this one is a planet in a red nebula that is under constant lightning storms called Exegol). There he finds a MASSIVE Sith cult that has kept itself secret and managed to not only build a fucking massive fleet of Star Destroyers equipped with planetkiller guns like something straight out of the old canon, but divisions of Stormtroopers, technicians, and officers to fill them along with the typical cultists in robes who administer to keeping Palpatine alive and seeing to his Sith alchemy shit...which includes tanks containing multiple clones of Snoke, revealing the guy was literally born looking like that with a manufactured backstory all so Palpatine could use him as a puppet to create the First Order (which is almost a meta commentary about the backstory controversy). &lt;br /&gt;
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Kylo is offered the chance to be the new Emperor by Palpatine, who is a corpse kept barely alive through methods some would consider... Unnatural, while strapped to a machine with [[Lord Kroak|his spirit sticking nearby]] (the filmmakers zig-zagged on the nature of this; first it was the original Palpatine who had somehow duped everyone in &#039;&#039;Return of the Jedi&#039;&#039; with a clone stand in, then the reshoots changed it to the original&#039;s zombie-like rotting corpse animated by his lingering spirit and Lucasfilm later retconned him to be a zombie-like clone of Palpatine after the film&#039;s release). The only requirement for Palps to pass him Emperorship is killing Rey, although Ren is immediately suspicious of the other strings attached (including choking a guy in a hissyfit when that concern is voiced) and decides instead to recruit Rey again, this time as a co-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finn and Poe obtain information about a spy within the First Order (yeah, you know its fucking Hux even before they say there is a spy at all) while Rey gets visions during her training with Leia. The spy confirms that Palpatine is legit and the info about the fuckmassive deathfleet is legit, and Rey finds the Jedi texts contain notes from Luke about his search for that planet. They go to his last clue, a desert planet that isn&#039;t Tatooine and is the middle of a festival where they find Lando has been holed up enjoying himself since him and Luke traveled there. They are immediately spotted by the First Order and escape from them to find the ship of one of Palpatine&#039;s servants who had last been seen there. They fall into sinkholes around the ship created by giant tunneling worms, and find the skeleton of Sheev&#039;s boy as well as a Sith dagger. 3PO is programmed with the Sith language, but his programming from the Old Republic era forbids him from giving the translation to civilians. Rey manages to get the sand worms to leave them alone by using Force powers to heal one&#039;s wound, and they attempt to get the Sheev&#039;s servant&#039;s ship up and running before they are attacked by the First Order. Chewie is taken prisoner and Rey wrecks Kylo&#039;s TIE Fighter before the two engage in a Force tug of war to pull the transport Chewie is on, which ends in Rey accidentally Force Lightning it and causing it to explode when she becomes frustrated with the stalemate. Chewie is revealed to have been on another transport and is taken to Ren&#039;s flagship Star Destroyer while the heroes, instead of do something sensible like seek a Rebel leader who can give security clearance for 3PO&#039;s protocol (Leia&#039;s the obvious choice), they head to a planet under VERY Nazi-like occupation to find a droid technician who can hack 3PO&#039;s memory. They encounter a woman from Poe&#039;s past, revealing he was a former spice smuggler like Han until abandoning his crew (causing them to fall into debt and become bitter at him) to join the Resistance. She threatens to turn the group in to pay off their debt [[Mary Sue| but Rey kicks her ass, earning her respect and she takes them to the technician without further incident.]] The technician unlocks 3PO&#039;s memory at the cost of wiping him. The translation reveals the dagger is the key to finding the Sith navigation McGuffin they are looking for. During this BB-8 reactivates Sheev&#039;s servant&#039;s old droid, who doesn&#039;t do much. &lt;br /&gt;
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The heroes proceed to board Ren&#039;s flagship with the help of a First Order officer&#039;s badge, and shoot their way through as they free Chewie. Rey and Ren have another linked vision where her parents are revealed to have attempted to hide her from her grandfather Palpatine, who wanted to merge the souls of himself and &#039;&#039;&#039;ALL&#039;&#039;&#039; other preceding Sith (presumably not Revan, since his redemption is canon) while he discovers they are on his ship and orders it put on lockdown. Rey is confronted in the hangar by Ren, who offers her to join him again. She refuses and the Falcon appears, the engines blowing away the Stormtroopers while Rey jumps aboard. The crew head to Endor after finding out from Sheev&#039;s servant&#039;s old droid that it was where he was going to go next (this is the only thing the droid does other than serve as a &amp;quot;pet the dog moment&amp;quot; for the cast a few times) where the Death Star wreckage of the disk and throne room landed, encountering a division of former child-soldier Stormtroopers like Finn who went AWOL. The dagger has a slide-out metal prong from the handle which perfectly lines up with the corridor leading to Sheev&#039;s throne room. The team work on repairing the Falcon while Rey presses on ahead, alone, to the Death Star wreckage. Once in the throne room a hidden door opens, revealing a sanctum full of crystal mirrors that are the same as the ones she saw in her vision in Force Awakens (the scene where she snaps her fingers and all the mirrored ones do as well). There she finds the Sith McGuffin and gets a &amp;quot;The Cave&amp;quot; vision of herself as a Sith with a red double-bladed lightsaber which she fights. Kylo is waiting for her in the throne room, and crushes the Sith McGuffin in his hand before informing her they are linked in the Force as one soul inhabiting two bodies and offering her again to be the Vader to her Palpatine which she again refuses. The two fight while Finn and one of the Stormtroopers try to rescue her. They fight their way onto the remnants of the Death Star hangar, reminiscent of Anakin and Obi-wan in Revenge Of The Sith with water instead of lava, before Ren freezes as he senses his mother start to die. This pause gives Rey time to grab his lightsaber and stab him before she freezes sensing Leia actually pass away. Rey uses the Force to heal him, then steals his TIE Fighter while Poe and Finn return to the Resistance base. Rey initially attempts to hide on Luke&#039;s monastery to let Palpatine&#039;s bloodline die with her, but after lighting Kylo&#039;s TIE on fire (so she&#039;s destroyed 2 of his personal TIE at this point) Luke appears as a Force ghost to tell her &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Rian Johnson&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; he was wrong, and was motivated by fear when he tried to hide. He reveals that all the Jedi who came before are rooting for her, and tells her where Leia&#039;s lightsaber is hidden. He reveals she stopped her training because in a vision she saw that her son would be destroyed by the Dark Side, and a Light Side counterpart would take up her blade instead. Meanwhile, Kylo is visited by the memory of Han. The two reenact the scene from Force Awakens, only this time Kylo throws his lightsaber into the sea and renounces the name Kylo Ren to become simply Ben again. Meanwhile the First Order blow up Poe&#039;s home planet where the droid technician and Poe&#039;s old crew were, although they had managed to get offworld by that point. Also, R2-D2 restores C-3PO&#039;s memory wipe by finding a backup which contains everything from before the mission.&lt;br /&gt;
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Luke lifts his X-Wing from the waves and Rey scavenges the Sith McGuffin from the flaming wreck of Kylo&#039;s ship. As she proceeds to the Sith planet she sends out a beacon to track her progress, giving the entire galaxy a map to the Sith fleet. Poe, now leader of the Resistance, sends Lando with the Falcon and Nien Nunb to gather any forces they can, all the ones who refused to aid them in The Last Jedi, while the rest of the Resistance gears up to attack Sheev&#039;s fleet before they can leave the storm cloud. The initial plan is to destroy the navigation device which orients them to the rest of the galaxy without which the fleet cannot leave, until the commander of the flagship (a former Imperial officer) realizes what they are doing and orders it to be shut down so his own ship could serve as the navigation for the rest. Rey confronts Sheev in a coliseum/throne room full of the Cultist parents of the personnel of the fleet (VD) and is informed of his plan to have her kill him so all the Sith could merge with her and rule as basically the God Emperor of Star Wars. She raises her lightsaber before using the strange wormhole Force connection thing they have to pass it to Ben, who had gotten there with a salvaged TIE from the Death Star wreckage and was being beaten by his former servants, the Knights Of Ren. Armed with Luke&#039;s old lightsaber he kills them and proceeds to the throne room. Ben arrives and the two attempt to fight him. He simply Force Pushes them back and forces them to kneel before draining a portion of their souls, the &amp;quot;two bodies one soul&amp;quot; thing apparently being a massive source of Force power he can heal himself with to rule in his own rejuvenated body again (but with Darth Maul eyes) rather than Rey&#039;s. Meanwhile, the ex-Stormtroopers and Resistance ground personnel lead by Finn land on the flagship Star Destroyer (its still in the atmosphere of the Sith planet, thus gravity and breathable air applies) and due to bringing goat-horse things from Endor are not affected by onboard EMP that would otherwise short out speeders and tanks (which is a thing from past canon, mostly comics and novels, which they use to explain why such a thing doesn&#039;t happen more often). Meanwhile, Lando appears with a fucking enormous fleet (remember the backstory that the New Republic didn&#039;t have a fleet, instead paying for every planet to have a militia of their own which would unite when there was a big enough threat? Well, JJ finally remembered because all those fucks show up alongside a neat little game of &amp;quot;spot that ship from the series you know&amp;quot; in a few shots). They begin attacking the superweapons underneath the Star Destroyers directly, causing chain reactions that blow the entire ship. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ben is Force-pushed by Sheev into a pit as revenge for how Vader did the same thing to him before taunting the dying Rey and unleashing a MASSIVE Force Lightning storm which shorts out the fleet. While this is going on the spirits of all the dead Jedi (like pretty much anyone they could find to record a line from any of the past movies or shows, including Ahsoka; which is pretty lame since it means she was killed off-screen, with natural causes being unlikely since Ahsoka wouldn&#039;t have been 80 yet, and even that&#039;s below the average Togruta life expectancy, though this may not necessarily be the case according to Filoni) who inhabit her body the same way that Palpatine is currently full of all the Sith.  Rey manages to stand and deflects his Force Lightning with Leia&#039;s lightsaber, which isn&#039;t enough until Ben manages to climb out of the pit and throw her Luke&#039;s lightsaber; with the two together she&#039;s able to walk close enough to Sheev for his Force Lightning to burn him, and despite this being the third fucking time this has happened he does not turn off the lightning and instead Raiders Of The Lost Ark&#039;s himself into a skeleton before blowing up and destroying not only himself but the spirits of all the past Sith.  Despite Palpatine&#039;s plan being to possess Rey when she kills him, for some reason he doesn&#039;t do so.  The Jedi spirits leave Rey and she dies, with the barely lingering on Ben healing her. They share a kiss (reminder that since Sheev created Anakin, they&#039;re basically cousins, and their relationship is so adversarial it makes Edward and Bella&#039;s from Twilight look healthy, something the novelization tries to claim is &amp;quot;purely platonic&amp;quot;) before Ben dies. His body vanishes, as does Leia&#039;s. The Resistance/Militia fleet destroy all the Star Destroyers after Finn&#039;s ground crew hijacks one of the cannons of the flagship to shoot at the ship bridge, killing the last of the old Empire and First Order leadership. &lt;br /&gt;
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The heroes return to the Resistance planet where they celebrate, scenes showing the rest of the galaxy shooting the last of the First Order Star Destroyers play, Chewie is given Han&#039;s old medal from A New Hope, and the ex-Stormtrooper leader is hinted to be Lando&#039;s daughter or grandaughter implying a spinoff with the two (also shares a gay kiss with another woman... which was cut to appease China&#039;s and Singapore&#039;s media watchdogs). After the celebrations Rey returns to Luke&#039;s old home on Tatooine where she buries Anakin and Leia&#039;s lightsabers, revealing she built her own from her Force vision only with yellow blades instead of red ones. An old woman who was a neighbor of Owen and Beru comments nobody had been to that place in years and asks Rey&#039;s name. Seeing the Force Ghosts of Luke and Leia, she tells the woman her name is Rey Skywalker. The End. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because the fandom has become fractured like never before, there was immediately fan wars going on everywhere Star Wars fans are found. Fans accused haters of review bombing, those who hated the movie claimed the critic score (which, if you recall, is mostly people who liked The Last Jedi and hate this movie for doing a U-turn on it) vindicates them. The fan fighting probably won&#039;t ever end, since now we apparently have to reevaluate if A New Hope and the Kenner Star Wars toys were ever good in the first place because some contrarians now claim the prequels are the pinnacle of Star Wars.  Whatever the case, Disney CEO Bob Iger resigned in the middle of the work week in late February 2020, before coming a couple of months later, with insiders saying he&#039;s &amp;quot;livid&amp;quot; over certain changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before the scientific method was developed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of the world (cosmogonia), the origins of humankind (antropogonia), what happens after death (eschatology), or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down through generations as either legends or religion, they gave birth to the fantasy genre we all know and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and then shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day more than a few such myths are still prevalent, despite them no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such myths are significantly tied to the culture&#039;s religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; had very different standards of morality than our own. &lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where the core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (although some branches of Mahayana Buddhism do consider him divine, it&#039;s complicated).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]; alternately, existing gods may shift in nature and reputation due to either technological shifts, or political ones. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably because Islam derives from Jewish and Christian mythology, thus sharing many figures and events, along with Islam having a taboo against depicting religious figures - especially their chief prophet Muhammad - that Muslim extremists have often violently enforced even to this day), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies are usually easy to find, and then there&#039;s online copies - and see for yourself.  Trivia: &amp;quot;Christ&amp;quot; is not Jesus last name, but is one of Jesus&#039; titles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a [[Sling]]. Undertook the worst fetch quest in history when the king demanded he collect 100 Philistine foreskins to marry the princess, then decided to go above and beyond and collect 200.  Said father in law was King Saul, who later tried to have David killed numerous times (strong contender for worst parent-in-law ever right here).  He became the king of Israel some time later after King Saul&#039;s death.  Also credited with writing the Biblical Psalms. &lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s most famous son, also King of Israel.  Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details. Hollywood is a big fan of this guy, even moreso than Jesus (regardless of how you take the implications), so you have a plethora of big-budget film options with A-list actors to choose from (Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, cartoon with Val Kilmer, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kabbalic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion.  He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair.  His name became a byword for betraying someone close to you, and is also known for the price he sold Jesus out for (30 pieces of silver).&lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise.  Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Pharaoh of the Exodus, known simply as Pharaoh.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced (in part because ancient Hebrew is an abjad- a language that only uses consonants in their writing system) the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. Other names and titles that may be used instead of &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039; include &#039;&#039;&#039;Elohim&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;God&#039;&#039;&#039; or gods), &#039;&#039;&#039;Adonai&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;Lord&#039;&#039;&#039;), &#039;&#039;&#039;HaShem&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I AM&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Father&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam (and also by Arabic speaking Christians), he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. And other languages have their own unique  words used to refer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful (we’re talking [[Fall of the Eldar|birth the Eye of Terror]] levels of debauchery(!) here), so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]] after a 120 year countdown. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain the non-aquatic animals of the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instructed Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them were either used up building the Ark or the flood wrecked the rest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  They disembark, and Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland, and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches - but no undead unfortunately]].  The Pharaoh was pretty quick to let the Israelites go after the last one.  Later, Moses guided his people to close to the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them from both sides when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, children and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution where they weren&#039;t picky about the participants age, gender, species...]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry.  Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites who weren&#039;t big on peaceful co-existence, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN--)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--No shit he&#039;s notable, but maybe actually inform the reader about him?--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk, none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. Men that were molded by her in yellow clay became the top dog of their society, just because they were molded by her hand - the rest of humankind were made out of mud for mass production and were thus [[peasants]]. [[Skub|(Whether it was ancient Chinese propaganda to let everyone know their place is up to the reader&#039;s interpretation)]]. As she was busy creating humans, the pillar holding the sky broke, so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container and its legs as a new set of pillars. There&#039;s also another version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, the first god. Her husband Fuxi taught humans how to hunt and fish and gave them the first system of writing. &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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But did they succeed in the end? After a long and approximately 9 to 14 years of pilgrimage, they finally reaches the borderlands of India. They then traveled to the mythical place known as the Griddharaj Parvat(Vulture Peak) where Sanzang received the scripture from living Buddha. Afterwards, the gang received their own reward from the heaven, where they have ascended to Buddhahood. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. In total the Eyptian pantheon had thousands of gods (and that&#039;s not counting the dvine aspects attributed to Pharaohs), some of the most notable of them are discussed below.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. Also known as Khephri or Atum (among other names), depending on the time of day- it is said he was Khephri in the morning, Ra at noon, and Atum at night. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered and cut to pieces by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary.&lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job, and so became the patron of the pharoahs. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity that oversaw the Weighing of the Heart. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.  Trivia; the Ancient Egyptians believed that depicting Apophis gave him power, so to counteract this whenever they drew him, they&#039;d draw him being beaten in a fight by another god.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[:Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Locations:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mt. Olympus: The home of the gods, notably Zeus. This place is where the gods look down on mortals while discussing how their mortal champions are going to shank their rival gods&#039; champions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tartarus: Named after one of the primordial gods, it is the deepest abyss, deeper than Hade&#039;s underworld. It imprisons the most wicked of criminals along with the titans.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atlantis]]: Legendary sea kingdom. Pissed off the gods with their expansionist behaviors and got dunked into the ocean. Technically not part of the mythology, but since Plato was the first one to write it down we&#039;re putting it here anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus/Jupiter (in his more positive depictions): King of the gods and big good of the pantheon, being a fair judge and ruler of gods and men. If there&#039;s any work of fiction with a pantheon of deities, expect one of them to be patterned after Zeus. This guy &#039;&#039;fucks&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles: The most famous of Zeus&#039; misbegotten sons, Hercules is a demigod who undergoes twelve great labors to prove his worth, slaying many monsters and ultimately saving the gods from an attack by the giants. &lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus: Reputed to be the son of Poseidon and the slayer of the Minotaur, he was also credited with the rise of Athens. &lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus: Another of Zeus&#039;s bastards, and the ancestor of Hercules no less. Famous for slaying Medusa. &lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus: A masterful inventor whose name became synonymous with master craftsmen. Most famously responsible for creating the Labyrinth for [[Minotaur|King Minos&#039; beast]] before being locked up himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions): Zeus is also known as a serial philanderer/rapist, having slept with plenty of mortal women just because he could (and sometimes doing so while shapeshifted into another form: among others, he&#039;s been a goose, a bull, and a shower of gold, don&#039;t ask how the last one works) and has created as many problems as he has solutions. One could also cast Zeus as being dickish and a control freak as the ultimate authority of Olympus, like when he had Prometheus bound and tortured for giving fire to humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades: A rather glaring case of typecasting, despite being the god of the dead Hades isn&#039;t actually as much of a villain as popular media casts him. In truth he&#039;s a rather decent fellow, if a bit on the gloomy side. Perhaps the most glaring of crimes he&#039;s done is the matter of kidnapping Demeter&#039;s daughter Persephone to make her his wife (causing Demeter to plunge the world into famine until it was arranged for Persephone to come out of the Underworld for half the year, creating the seasons in the process), but compared to Zeus he&#039;s still a shining beacon of virtue in that respect. He gets even better if you consider that in some tellings she willingly came with him. &lt;br /&gt;
*Hera: Only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards, since she tended to be &#039;&#039;just a little bit annoyed&#039;&#039; at her husband&#039;s constant infidelity and was prone to taking her jealous rage out on whoever was unlucky enough to catch his eye at the time as well as his illegitimate progeny. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans: See below as to why they hate the gods. They tend to be quite cross about it, and eager for revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares: God of War, who constantly feeds upon it. Thus, any matter of peace is bound to be disrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna: Echidna is a monstrous [[lamia]] goddess who is known to have birthed many monsters, chief among them Cerberus (guardian to the gates of Hades), the Lernian [[Hydra]], and the Nemean Lion (which Hercules slays)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus): Probably the first man-powered flying machine, though it was entirely made of wax. Daedalus made it so that his son Icarus could escape their prison, but Icarus flew too close to the sun in his hubris, causing the wings to melt and him to fall to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion: The first of Heracles&#039; labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a beast with an impenetrable hide. After finding this out, Heracles manages to do it in by strangling the beast. Heracles then tries to skin it, only to fail until Athena informs him to use the lion&#039;s own claws. The hide retains its invulnerability to most weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia: The food of the gods, capable of preserving their powers like Iduna&#039;s golden apples.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talos: a ROBOT. That&#039;s right, a frigging bronze robot made by Hephaestus to protect Crete where it circles three times a day and crush invader ships with boulders. Was defeated by Jason&#039;s gang when Medea distract him while having its nail removed by her teammates, which pour out the ichors inside and killed it.&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. This makes naming the entire pantheon quite lengthy (though we neckbeards might see it as a good challenge), so we won&#039;t bore you with the entire mess. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]];&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he [[Cannibalism|ate each one of them as a new one is born]] from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together over the centuries. The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world. It is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Masquerade]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the three &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Primordia&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Reincarnation also plays a big role in Hinduism- humans accumulate karma based on their actions in life, with good deeds granting good karma and bad deeds granting bad karma. One&#039;s karma then determines what your soul will be reborn as (human, animal, even a god or demon) in the process of &#039;&#039;samsara&#039;&#039;. Ultimately, Hindus seek to rid themselves of karma entirely, both good and bad, and by doing so escape the cycle of reincarnation. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Creation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;&#039; is said to be the creator of all things, but apart from that not much is known about him save for his tendency to be a bit too free to grant favors.  Unlike Brahma who has no dedicated temples, his feminine counterpart &#039;&#039;&#039;Sarasvati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; sees active worship not only in India but in surrounding countries in various permutations, such as in Japan in the form of Benzaiten.  In the &#039;&#039;Gods, Demi-Gods &amp;amp; Heroes&#039;&#039; supplement from [[TSR]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Brahama&#039;&#039;&#039; was the ruler of the Hindu pantheon (via conflation with the related Hindu concept of &#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:Brahman|Brahman]]&#039;&#039;).  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity of creation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Preservation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two best known Hindu male deities; Vishnu preserves the world from evil and upholds virtue. He is said to have had nine incarnations, or &#039;&#039;avatars&#039;&#039; that have manifested when he was needed along with one which has not yet appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Matsaya&#039;&#039; the fish- Saved humanity from a great flood.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kurma&#039;&#039; the tortoise- Aided the gods in churning the Ocean of Milk to produce the water of life &#039;&#039;amrita&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Varaha&#039;&#039; the boar- Pulled the earth out of the sea after it fell in due to the weight of the human race.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Narasimha&#039;&#039; the man-lion- Slew the Asura (demon) lord Hiranyaksha, who had received the boon that he could not be killed &amp;quot;during the day or night, inside or outside, by any weapon, and by man or animal&amp;quot;. So instead Narasimha [[rules lawyer|killed him at twilight with his claws as he was stepping through his doorway]], hitting every loophole at once. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Vamana&#039;&#039; the dwarf- When the Asura Mahabali conquered the universe, Vamana won it back through cunning. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parashurma&#039;&#039; the axe-bearer- Defeated the Kshatriyas when the warrior caste grew prideful and oppressive. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Rama&#039;&#039;- Hero of the &#039;&#039;Ramayana&#039;&#039; and prince of the kingdom of Kosala, famed for his war against the Asura king Ravana and his friendship with Hanuman the monkey king. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Krishna&#039;&#039;- The most beloved of Vishnu&#039;s avatars. Many legends speak of him, but he is best known for his appearance in the &#039;&#039;Mahabharata&#039;&#039; as the charioteer for the prince Arjuna. Notably, he&#039;s popular enough to have inspired sects that claim Vishnu is one of &#039;&#039;his&#039;&#039; avatars and not the other way around. Also the supreme God in the Hare Krishna cult/airport conga line. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;- Yes, the same one from Buddhism. Needless to say, the Buddhists disagree with that interpretation. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kalkin&#039;&#039;- The &amp;quot;Future Avatar&amp;quot;, who will appear upon a white horse and destroy evil forever. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Lakshmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Vaishnavi&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Vishnu.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity of preservation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Destruction====&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his title, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;&#039;, the other of the two best known Hindu male deities, was viewed as a benevolent being who clears away the old and corrupt to make way for new creation. He is commonly depicted either as a slayer of demons or as a wise ascetic, and he&#039;s also strongly associated with dance (the means by which destruction and creation anew is achieved). In older scripture he was called &#039;&#039;&#039;Rudra&#039;&#039;&#039;, a deification of destructive storms.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Parvati&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Shiva. You might recognize the fiercer depictions of Kali from [https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c that one scene in Indiana Jones where the human sacrifice gets his heart ripped out of his chest].&lt;br /&gt;
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In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity of destruction is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Orpheus]]&#039;&#039; the nominally feminine deity of destruction is called Grandmother, in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Wraith: The Oblivion]]&#039;&#039; it is called, well, &#039;&#039;&#039;Oblivion&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Hindu Creation Myths ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Every sect of Hinduism has its own version of the creation myth in which they somehow spin their own favored deity as the primary agent of creation, even if it is just simply claiming that a well-known name of a creator/creatrix deity is really just an aspect of the adherent&#039;s favored deity.  Within the collective of Hindu myths of creation and related topics there is a running theme of recurring cycles of creation and destruction of consecutive universes; one iteration of universal creation and destruction is called a &#039;&#039;kalpa&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, every deity is but a single aspect of the &#039;&#039;Brahman&#039;&#039;, the transcendent Godhead from which all other things derive from. It cannot be understood directly, but by adhering to one&#039;s dharma (their duties in life) and working off karma over many lifetimes a human can attain &#039;&#039;moksha&#039;&#039;- freedom from samsara and eternal communion with the Brahman. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japan is rife with it&#039;s own mythology, which often is connected to history. The most notable example is the first emperor - Jimmu. He is said to be a descendant of Amaterasu but is also taken as a real ancestor to the Imperial Family (which is why the Emperor was worshiped until the end of WWII); this is the equivalent of the British royal family theoretically dating their lineage from King Arthur, if King Arthur himself were a direct descendant of Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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In present day, all three religions plus a number of new religious movements exist in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
There is a common misconception that most Japanese today are non-religious, largely stemming from cultural differences and the somewhat looser nature of Shinto and Buddhism as compared to Abrahamic faiths when it comes to mass-rituals and worship. Suffice it to say that anywhere from 50-80% of Japanese (depending if one counts Shinto and Buddhism individually or combined) pray and partake in religious rituals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japanese have a plethora of their native gods, in fact, &#039;&#039;plethora&#039;&#039; is a bit of an understatement. Shintoism posits that every thing, be it rock, flower or a makeup set has its own &#039;&#039;kami&#039;&#039; or god/spirit, and depending on what one counts, there are up to 1 MILLION Japanese gods/kami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Deities/Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Izanami and Izanagi&#039;&#039;&#039;: See the creation myth.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amaterasu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese imperial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Susano-o&#039;&#039;&#039;: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being an absolute dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fujin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wind and one of the oldest gods, said to have been there when the world was created, often paired with Raijin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raijin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of thunder and lightning, often paired with Fujin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Hachiman&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of war, formerly god of agriculture until he got bored of it or something. His traditional animal and messenger is, ironically, a dove.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Inari Okami&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gods of foxes and fertility.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Okuninushi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of nation-building, business, farming and medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omoikane&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wisdom and frequent adviser to the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsukuyomi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the moon. He killed the goddess of food after witnessing how she created it by basically vomiting it from her mouth. After killing her, his sister Amaterasu vowed she would never again face him and thus the sun and the moon never do either.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Orochi&#039;&#039;&#039;: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Buddhas&#039;&#039;&#039;: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Siddartha Gautama is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant Westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Various Buddhist demons&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Four Heavenly Kings&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yokai&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor and the descendants of Goddess Amaterasu. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by Yatagarasu, a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a ninja.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them, but they entrust these two with the world&#039;s creation because they are genderless and thus unable to procreate the next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jeweled spear&amp;quot;) and create the islands and land using salt.&lt;br /&gt;
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They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children they conceived, Hiruko and Awashima, were mutants, so badly deformed that the parents decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their third birthday; Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu. Turns out, after confronting their elders about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defects and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, who would eventually become the modern day Japanese islands (or else the islands were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a serpent Human Torch-wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and eight-pieced him, turning his body into 8 volcanoes; his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was overwhelmed by grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belonged to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi refused to leave Izanami in this dark land, and waited there because Izanami agreed to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb - unfortunately, he found Izanami was already a maggot-ridden, ghoul-like monster. (Some retellings turn this into an &#039;Orpheus and Eurydice&#039;-style affair where he [[Derp|looks back just as they reach the end]], cursing Izanami to be trapped.) Izanagi was scared so shitless that he ran away, while Izanami called the Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long Looney Tunes chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuers, he eventually returns to the living realm. Izanami curses her husband and claims that she will kill 1,000 people everyday, with Izanagi responding that he will give birth to 1,500.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising, as those things are much more common in Scandinavia than they are in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather Ymir and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil in order to be granted the knowledge of runes and giving up his eye to drink from the Well of Wisdom. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss its mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later.) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially [[That Guy]] of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (in case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual gay dudes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder/Höðr&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked into shooting a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and the whitest of the gods-- [[/pol/|don&#039;t you look at us like that!]] (Seriously, he was known as the &amp;quot;shining god&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;brightest god&amp;quot;, and is the guardian of Bifrost, a literal rainbow bridge - the exact meaning and translation of his status is a matter of some debate, though thankfully not in &#039;&#039;that&#039;&#039; sense.) Heimdall is known as the son of Nine Mothers - just how this works is never expounded on. There&#039;s... very little else to be said about him beyond that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say... when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable tethers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word... well... &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. There&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Baldur, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptations only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who is cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold and becomes a fuckhuge [[dragon]], yo.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Other important things associated with Norse Mythology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and it has always existed. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir,. Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of Ice and Fog), Musphelheim, (Land of Ash and Fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the Giants), Svartalfheim (realm of the Dark Elves/Dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the Dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. Four stags called Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Duraþrór run among its limbs, feeding on the leaves. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and gnaws upon them, and an eagle perches upon its top. The squirrel Ratatoskr runs up and down its trunk, carrying insults between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age and tricked Loki into participating in an eating contest with the embodiment of fire, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Creation Myth====&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Dwarves====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the [[dwarf]] race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfied Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood floods (see above), maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor]] that Odin turned into the dwarfs we all knew and love, at least according to the &#039;&#039;Prose Edda&#039;&#039;. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifacts]], including many iconic weapons like Thor&#039;s hammer and most importantly Odin&#039;s spear, Gungnir. (Does the Warhammer Dwarven god Grungni sound familiar suddenly...?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Norse dwarves are also known to be denizens of Svartalfheim along with the svartalfar, who are often conflated with dwarves and dokkalfar (the &#039;original&#039; [[Drow|dark elves]]) to the point of being the same. At least one instance occurs of dwarfs turning to stone if exposed to the sun for too long, not unlike some Nordic accounts of [[troll]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”), and each are tasked with holding up their respective corners of the sky, AKA the Atlas treatment with less punishment and more &amp;quot;best suited for the job&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Elves====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]], with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness, but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them. Bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death, and elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human, but possessing extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ragnarok====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|The seemingly ubiquitous &amp;quot;end of the world&amp;quot; event]] - The Book of Revelation, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return are comparable, and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather than Ragnarok&#039;s being straight up disaster for everyone involved. The event itself may or may not be a product of Christianization, which &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; marked the end of Nordic &amp;quot;pagan&amp;quot; believes and promises a new beginning not unlike that promised by Christian doctrine&#039;s post-return of Jesus arc.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it start and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket, and beheld three &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot;: &lt;br /&gt;
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1. The death of Baldur. &lt;br /&gt;
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2. Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Two wolves in the sky swallow the sun and the moon, and even the stars disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had several dreams about Baldur&#039;s death, and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to make &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;everything in the goddamn world&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine-faced boy - and they all complied, too! All but one...&lt;br /&gt;
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When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness - mistletoe, which she already considered soft and harmless - the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny, and made a spear, arrow or dart out of mistletoe using his magic. Since Baldur was immune to every &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; object, his brother gods made a sport of hurling whatever they could think to at him for shits and giggles. This gave Loki the perfect impetus to carefully place his magic spear into the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldur with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldur&#039;s death, which Odin avenged by [[/d/|fucking a giantess]] and conceiving a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The second sign, a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between, has yet to come according to legend. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter”; during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and men will kill their kindred.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” (meaning “All-knower”) will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. Two other such roosters will warn the dishonorable dead in Hel and all the Gods in Asgard, the latter named “Gullinkambi”.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can, and that will be the warning for all the Einherjar (dead warriors) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle will pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. The dragon Nidhogg will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar.  Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and kill each other. Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormungand, and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds it inflicts. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire, and everything will sink into the boiling sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Grimdark|There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039;, I know - but while most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir (Odin&#039;s intellectual rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again, providing the sole comfort Odin could ever find in his foresight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive, as well as the resurrected Baldr, will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir (“never cold”). It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die, the great dragon Nidhug is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the Ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Henry&#039;&#039;&#039; - A black manual laborer who raced against his industrialized replacement and won, but died from exhaustion at the end. If he existed, even loosely based on a real story, has been lost to history.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Werewolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Baba Yaga]]: Probably the sole character anybody knows about from Russian folklore. Talking about her in any detail would be overly long, even for this overly long article, so just [[Baba Yaga|read about her here]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*More than one [[Superhero]] and Supervillain are based directly on Mythical figures. The most prominent at Marvel are Hercules and Thor, who are both exactly the characters named above, and the Black Knight, who descends from the Arthurian one. On the DC side there&#039;s Wonder Woman, an [[Amazon]] who frequently comes into conflict with the Greek gods and other elements of Greek myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yog-Sothothery]] - Mythology created by [[H.P. Lovecraft]] that took elements from other mythologies. Its &amp;quot;deities&amp;quot; are a bunch of alien like tentacle monster that defy laws of physic and drives people insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before the scientific method was developed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of the world (cosmogonia), the origins of humankind (antropogonia), what happens after death (eschatology), or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down through generations as either legends or religion, they gave birth to the fantasy genre we all know and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and then shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day more than a few such myths are still prevalent, despite them no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such myths are significantly tied to the culture&#039;s religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; had very different standards of morality than our own. &lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where the core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (although some branches of Mahayana Buddhism do consider him divine, it&#039;s complicated).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]; alternately, existing gods may shift in nature and reputation due to either technological shifts, or political ones. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The preceding and following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably because Islam derives from Jewish and Christian mythology, thus sharing many figures and events, along with Islam having a taboo against depicting religious figures - especially their chief prophet Muhammad - that Muslim extremists have often violently enforced even to this day), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies are usually easy to find, and then there&#039;s online copies - and see for yourself.  Trivia: &amp;quot;Christ&amp;quot; is not Jesus last name, but is one of Jesus&#039; titles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a [[Sling]]. Undertook the worst fetch quest in history when the king demanded he collect 100 Philistine foreskins to marry the princess, then decided to go above and beyond and collect 200.  Said father in law was King Saul, who later tried to have David killed numerous times (strong contender for worst parent-in-law ever right here).  He became the king of Israel some time later after King Saul&#039;s death.  Also credited with writing the Biblical Psalms. &lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s most famous son, also King of Israel.  Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details. Hollywood is a big fan of this guy, even moreso than Jesus (regardless of how you take the implications), so you have a plethora of big-budget film options with A-list actors to choose from (Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, cartoon with Val Kilmer, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kabbalic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion.  He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair.  His name became a byword for betraying someone close to you, and is also known for the price he sold Jesus out for (30 pieces of silver).&lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise.  Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Pharaoh of the Exodus, known simply as Pharaoh.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced (in part because ancient Hebrew is an abjad- a language that only uses consonants in their writing system) the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. Other names and titles that may be used instead of &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039; include &#039;&#039;&#039;Elohim&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;God&#039;&#039;&#039; or gods), &#039;&#039;&#039;Adonai&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;Lord&#039;&#039;&#039;), &#039;&#039;&#039;HaShem&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I AM&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Father&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam (and also by Arabic speaking Christians), he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. And other languages have their own unique  words used to refer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful (we’re talking [[Fall of the Eldar|birth the Eye of Terror]] levels of debauchery(!) here), so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]] after a 120 year countdown. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain the non-aquatic animals of the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instructed Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them were either used up building the Ark or the flood wrecked the rest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  They disembark, and Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland, and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches - but no undead unfortunately]].  The Pharaoh was pretty quick to let the Israelites go after the last one.  Later, Moses guided his people to close to the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them from both sides when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, children and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution where they weren&#039;t picky about the participants age, gender, species...]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry.  Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the hostile native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN--)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--No shit he&#039;s notable, but maybe actually inform the reader about him?--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk, none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==== World Creation according to Chinese Mythology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. Men that were molded by her in yellow clay became the top dog of their society, just because they were molded by her hand - the rest of humankind were made out of mud for mass production and were thus [[peasants]]. [[Skub|(Whether it was ancient Chinese propaganda to let everyone know their place is up to the reader&#039;s interpretation)]]. As she was busy creating humans, the pillar holding the sky broke, so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container and its legs as a new set of pillars. There&#039;s also another version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, the first god. Her husband Fuxi taught humans how to hunt and fish and gave them the first system of writing. &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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But did they succeed in the end? After a long and approximately 9 to 14 years of pilgrimage, they finally reaches the borderlands of India. They then traveled to the mythical place known as the Griddharaj Parvat(Vulture Peak) where Sanzang received the scripture from living Buddha. Afterwards, the gang received their own reward from the heaven, where they have ascended to Buddhahood. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. In total the Eyptian pantheon had thousands of gods (and that&#039;s not counting the dvine aspects attributed to Pharaohs), some of the most notable of them are discussed below.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. Also known as Khephri or Atum (among other names), depending on the time of day- it is said he was Khephri in the morning, Ra at noon, and Atum at night. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered and cut to pieces by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary.&lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job, and so became the patron of the pharoahs. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity that oversaw the Weighing of the Heart. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.  Trivia; the Ancient Egyptians believed that depicting Apophis gave him power, so to counteract this whenever they drew him, they&#039;d draw him being beaten in a fight by another god.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[:Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mt. Olympus: The home of the gods, notably Zeus. This place is where the gods look down on mortals while discussing how their mortal champions are going to shank their rival gods&#039; champions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tartarus: Named after one of the primordial gods, it is the deepest abyss, deeper than Hade&#039;s underworld. It imprisons the most wicked of criminals along with the titans.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atlantis]]: Legendary sea kingdom. Pissed off the gods with their expansionist behaviors and got dunked into the ocean. Technically not part of the mythology, but since Plato was the first one to write it down we&#039;re putting it here anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus/Jupiter (in his more positive depictions): King of the gods and big good of the pantheon, being a fair judge and ruler of gods and men. If there&#039;s any work of fiction with a pantheon of deities, expect one of them to be patterned after Zeus. This guy &#039;&#039;fucks&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles: The most famous of Zeus&#039; misbegotten sons, Hercules is a demigod who undergoes twelve great labors to prove his worth, slaying many monsters and ultimately saving the gods from an attack by the giants. &lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus: Reputed to be the son of Poseidon and the slayer of the Minotaur, he was also credited with the rise of Athens. &lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus: Another of Zeus&#039;s bastards, and the ancestor of Hercules no less. Famous for slaying Medusa. &lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus: A masterful inventor whose name became synonymous with master craftsmen. Most famously responsible for creating the Labyrinth for [[Minotaur|King Minos&#039; beast]] before being locked up himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions): Zeus is also known as a serial philanderer/rapist, having slept with plenty of mortal women just because he could (and sometimes doing so while shapeshifted into another form: among others, he&#039;s been a goose, a bull, and a shower of gold, don&#039;t ask how the last one works) and has created as many problems as he has solutions. One could also cast Zeus as being dickish and a control freak as the ultimate authority of Olympus, like when he had Prometheus bound and tortured for giving fire to humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades: A rather glaring case of typecasting, despite being the god of the dead Hades isn&#039;t actually as much of a villain as popular media casts him. In truth he&#039;s a rather decent fellow, if a bit on the gloomy side. Perhaps the most glaring of crimes he&#039;s done is the matter of kidnapping Demeter&#039;s daughter Persephone to make her his wife (causing Demeter to plunge the world into famine until it was arranged for Persephone to come out of the Underworld for half the year, creating the seasons in the process), but compared to Zeus he&#039;s still a shining beacon of virtue in that respect. He gets even better if you consider that in some tellings she willingly came with him. &lt;br /&gt;
*Hera: Only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards, since she tended to be &#039;&#039;just a little bit annoyed&#039;&#039; at her husband&#039;s constant infidelity and was prone to taking her jealous rage out on whoever was unlucky enough to catch his eye at the time as well as his illegitimate progeny. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans: See below as to why they hate the gods. They tend to be quite cross about it, and eager for revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares: God of War, who constantly feeds upon it. Thus, any matter of peace is bound to be disrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna: Echidna is a monstrous [[lamia]] goddess who is known to have birthed many monsters, chief among them Cerberus (guardian to the gates of Hades), the Lernian [[Hydra]], and the Nemean Lion (which Hercules slays)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus): Probably the first man-powered flying machine, though it was entirely made of wax. Daedalus made it so that his son Icarus could escape their prison, but Icarus flew too close to the sun in his hubris, causing the wings to melt and him to fall to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion: The first of Heracles&#039; labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a beast with an impenetrable hide. After finding this out, Heracles manages to do it in by strangling the beast. Heracles then tries to skin it, only to fail until Athena informs him to use the lion&#039;s own claws. The hide retains its invulnerability to most weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia: The food of the gods, capable of preserving their powers like Iduna&#039;s golden apples.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talos: a ROBOT. That&#039;s right, a frigging bronze robot made by Hephaestus to protect Crete where it circles three times a day and crush invader ships with boulders. Was defeated by Jason&#039;s gang when Medea distract him while having its nail removed by her teammates, which pour out the ichors inside and killed it.&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. This makes naming the entire pantheon quite lengthy (though we neckbeards might see it as a good challenge), so we won&#039;t bore you with the entire mess. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]];&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he [[Cannibalism|ate each one of them as a new one is born]] from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together over the centuries. The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world. It is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Masquerade]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the three &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Primordia&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Reincarnation also plays a big role in Hinduism- humans accumulate karma based on their actions in life, with good deeds granting good karma and bad deeds granting bad karma. One&#039;s karma then determines what your soul will be reborn as (human, animal, even a god or demon) in the process of &#039;&#039;samsara&#039;&#039;. Ultimately, Hindus seek to rid themselves of karma entirely, both good and bad, and by doing so escape the cycle of reincarnation. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Creation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;&#039; is said to be the creator of all things, but apart from that not much is known about him save for his tendency to be a bit too free to grant favors.  Unlike Brahma who has no dedicated temples, his feminine counterpart &#039;&#039;&#039;Sarasvati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; sees active worship not only in India but in surrounding countries in various permutations, such as in Japan in the form of Benzaiten.  In the &#039;&#039;Gods, Demi-Gods &amp;amp; Heroes&#039;&#039; supplement from [[TSR]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Brahama&#039;&#039;&#039; was the ruler of the Hindu pantheon (via conflation with the related Hindu concept of &#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:Brahman|Brahman]]&#039;&#039;).  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity of creation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Preservation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two best known Hindu male deities; Vishnu preserves the world from evil and upholds virtue. He is said to have had nine incarnations, or &#039;&#039;avatars&#039;&#039; that have manifested when he was needed along with one which has not yet appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Matsaya&#039;&#039; the fish- Saved humanity from a great flood.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kurma&#039;&#039; the tortoise- Aided the gods in churning the Ocean of Milk to produce the water of life &#039;&#039;amrita&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Varaha&#039;&#039; the boar- Pulled the earth out of the sea after it fell in due to the weight of the human race.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Narasimha&#039;&#039; the man-lion- Slew the Asura (demon) lord Hiranyaksha, who had received the boon that he could not be killed &amp;quot;during the day or night, inside or outside, by any weapon, and by man or animal&amp;quot;. So instead Narasimha [[rules lawyer|killed him at twilight with his claws as he was stepping through his doorway]], hitting every loophole at once. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Vamana&#039;&#039; the dwarf- When the Asura Mahabali conquered the universe, Vamana won it back through cunning. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parashurma&#039;&#039; the axe-bearer- Defeated the Kshatriyas when the warrior caste grew prideful and oppressive. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Rama&#039;&#039;- Hero of the &#039;&#039;Ramayana&#039;&#039; and prince of the kingdom of Kosala, famed for his war against the Asura king Ravana and his friendship with Hanuman the monkey king. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Krishna&#039;&#039;- The most beloved of Vishnu&#039;s avatars. Many legends speak of him, but he is best known for his appearance in the &#039;&#039;Mahabharata&#039;&#039; as the charioteer for the prince Arjuna. Notably, he&#039;s popular enough to have inspired sects that claim Vishnu is one of &#039;&#039;his&#039;&#039; avatars and not the other way around. Also the supreme God in the Hare Krishna cult/airport conga line. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;- Yes, the same one from Buddhism. Needless to say, the Buddhists disagree with that interpretation. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kalkin&#039;&#039;- The &amp;quot;Future Avatar&amp;quot;, who will appear upon a white horse and destroy evil forever. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Lakshmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Vaishnavi&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Vishnu.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity of preservation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Destruction====&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his title, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;&#039;, the other of the two best known Hindu male deities, was viewed as a benevolent being who clears away the old and corrupt to make way for new creation. He is commonly depicted either as a slayer of demons or as a wise ascetic, and he&#039;s also strongly associated with dance (the means by which destruction and creation anew is achieved). In older scripture he was called &#039;&#039;&#039;Rudra&#039;&#039;&#039;, a deification of destructive storms.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Parvati&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Shiva. You might recognize the fiercer depictions of Kali from [https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c that one scene in Indiana Jones where the human sacrifice gets his heart ripped out of his chest].&lt;br /&gt;
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In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity of destruction is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Orpheus]]&#039;&#039; the nominally feminine deity of destruction is called Grandmother, in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Wraith: The Oblivion]]&#039;&#039; it is called, well, &#039;&#039;&#039;Oblivion&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Hindu Creation Myths ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Every sect of Hinduism has its own version of the creation myth in which they somehow spin their own favored deity as the primary agent of creation, even if it is just simply claiming that a well-known name of a creator/creatrix deity is really just an aspect of the adherent&#039;s favored deity.  Within the collective of Hindu myths of creation and related topics there is a running theme of recurring cycles of creation and destruction of consecutive universes; one iteration of universal creation and destruction is called a &#039;&#039;kalpa&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, every deity is but a single aspect of the &#039;&#039;Brahman&#039;&#039;, the transcendent Godhead from which all other things derive from. It cannot be understood directly, but by adhering to one&#039;s dharma (their duties in life) and working off karma over many lifetimes a human can attain &#039;&#039;moksha&#039;&#039;- freedom from samsara and eternal communion with the Brahman. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japan is rife with it&#039;s own mythology, which often is connected to history. The most notable example is the first emperor - Jimmu. He is said to be a descendant of Amaterasu but is also taken as a real ancestor to the Imperial Family (which is why the Emperor was worshiped until the end of WWII); this is the equivalent of the British royal family theoretically dating their lineage from King Arthur, if King Arthur himself were a direct descendant of Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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In present day, all three religions plus a number of new religious movements exist in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
There is a common misconception that most Japanese today are non-religious, largely stemming from cultural differences and the somewhat looser nature of Shinto and Buddhism as compared to Abrahamic faiths when it comes to mass-rituals and worship. Suffice it to say that anywhere from 50-80% of Japanese (depending if one counts Shinto and Buddhism individually or combined) pray and partake in religious rituals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japanese have a plethora of their native gods, in fact, &#039;&#039;plethora&#039;&#039; is a bit of an understatement. Shintoism posits that every thing, be it rock, flower or a makeup set has its own &#039;&#039;kami&#039;&#039; or god/spirit, and depending on what one counts, there are up to 1 MILLION Japanese gods/kami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Deities/Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Izanami and Izanagi&#039;&#039;&#039;: See the creation myth.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amaterasu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese imperial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Susano-o&#039;&#039;&#039;: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being an absolute dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fujin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wind and one of the oldest gods, said to have been there when the world was created, often paired with Raijin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raijin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of thunder and lightning, often paired with Fujin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Hachiman&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of war, formerly god of agriculture until he got bored of it or something. His traditional animal and messenger is, ironically, a dove.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Inari Okami&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gods of foxes and fertility.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Okuninushi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of nation-building, business, farming and medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omoikane&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wisdom and frequent adviser to the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsukuyomi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the moon. He killed the goddess of food after witnessing how she created it by basically vomiting it from her mouth. After killing her, his sister Amaterasu vowed she would never again face him and thus the sun and the moon never do either.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Orochi&#039;&#039;&#039;: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Buddhas&#039;&#039;&#039;: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Siddartha Gautama is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant Westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Various Buddhist demons&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Four Heavenly Kings&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yokai&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor and the descendants of Goddess Amaterasu. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by Yatagarasu, a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a ninja.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them, but they entrust these two with the world&#039;s creation because they are genderless and thus unable to procreate the next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jeweled spear&amp;quot;) and create the islands and land using salt.&lt;br /&gt;
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They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children they conceived, Hiruko and Awashima, were mutants, so badly deformed that the parents decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their third birthday; Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu. Turns out, after confronting their elders about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defects and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, who would eventually become the modern day Japanese islands (or else the islands were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a serpent Human Torch-wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and eight-pieced him, turning his body into 8 volcanoes; his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was overwhelmed by grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belonged to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi refused to leave Izanami in this dark land, and waited there because Izanami agreed to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb - unfortunately, he found Izanami was already a maggot-ridden, ghoul-like monster. (Some retellings turn this into an &#039;Orpheus and Eurydice&#039;-style affair where he [[Derp|looks back just as they reach the end]], cursing Izanami to be trapped.) Izanagi was scared so shitless that he ran away, while Izanami called the Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long Looney Tunes chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuers, he eventually returns to the living realm. Izanami curses her husband and claims that she will kill 1,000 people everyday, with Izanagi responding that he will give birth to 1,500.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising, as those things are much more common in Scandinavia than they are in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather Ymir and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil in order to be granted the knowledge of runes and giving up his eye to drink from the Well of Wisdom. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss its mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later.) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially [[That Guy]] of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (in case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual gay dudes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder/Höðr&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked into shooting a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and the whitest of the gods-- [[/pol/|don&#039;t you look at us like that!]] (Seriously, he was known as the &amp;quot;shining god&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;brightest god&amp;quot;, and is the guardian of Bifrost, a literal rainbow bridge - the exact meaning and translation of his status is a matter of some debate, though thankfully not in &#039;&#039;that&#039;&#039; sense.) Heimdall is known as the son of Nine Mothers - just how this works is never expounded on. There&#039;s... very little else to be said about him beyond that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say... when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable tethers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word... well... &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. There&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Baldur, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptations only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who is cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold and becomes a fuckhuge [[dragon]], yo.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and it has always existed. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir,. Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of Ice and Fog), Musphelheim, (Land of Ash and Fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the Giants), Svartalfheim (realm of the Dark Elves/Dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the Dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. Four stags called Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Duraþrór run among its limbs, feeding on the leaves. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and gnaws upon them, and an eagle perches upon its top. The squirrel Ratatoskr runs up and down its trunk, carrying insults between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age and tricked Loki into participating in an eating contest with the embodiment of fire, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Creation Myth====&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Dwarves====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the [[dwarf]] race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfied Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood floods (see above), maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor]] that Odin turned into the dwarfs we all knew and love, at least according to the &#039;&#039;Prose Edda&#039;&#039;. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifacts]], including many iconic weapons like Thor&#039;s hammer and most importantly Odin&#039;s spear, Gungnir. (Does the Warhammer Dwarven god Grungni sound familiar suddenly...?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Norse dwarves are also known to be denizens of Svartalfheim along with the svartalfar, who are often conflated with dwarves and dokkalfar (the &#039;original&#039; [[Drow|dark elves]]) to the point of being the same. At least one instance occurs of dwarfs turning to stone if exposed to the sun for too long, not unlike some Nordic accounts of [[troll]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”), and each are tasked with holding up their respective corners of the sky, AKA the Atlas treatment with less punishment and more &amp;quot;best suited for the job&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Elves====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]], with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness, but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them. Bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death, and elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human, but possessing extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ragnarok====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|The seemingly ubiquitous &amp;quot;end of the world&amp;quot; event]] - The Book of Revelation, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return are comparable, and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather than Ragnarok&#039;s being straight up disaster for everyone involved. The event itself may or may not be a product of Christianization, which &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; marked the end of Nordic &amp;quot;pagan&amp;quot; believes and promises a new beginning not unlike that promised by Christian doctrine&#039;s post-return of Jesus arc.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it start and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket, and beheld three &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot;: &lt;br /&gt;
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1. The death of Baldur. &lt;br /&gt;
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2. Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Two wolves in the sky swallow the sun and the moon, and even the stars disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had several dreams about Baldur&#039;s death, and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to make &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;everything in the goddamn world&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine-faced boy - and they all complied, too! All but one...&lt;br /&gt;
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When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness - mistletoe, which she already considered soft and harmless - the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny, and made a spear, arrow or dart out of mistletoe using his magic. Since Baldur was immune to every &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; object, his brother gods made a sport of hurling whatever they could think to at him for shits and giggles. This gave Loki the perfect impetus to carefully place his magic spear into the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldur with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldur&#039;s death, which Odin avenged by [[/d/|fucking a giantess]] and conceiving a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The second sign, a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between, has yet to come according to legend. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter”; during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and men will kill their kindred.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” (meaning “All-knower”) will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. Two other such roosters will warn the dishonorable dead in Hel and all the Gods in Asgard, the latter named “Gullinkambi”.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can, and that will be the warning for all the Einherjar (dead warriors) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle will pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. The dragon Nidhogg will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar.  Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and kill each other. Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormungand, and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds it inflicts. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire, and everything will sink into the boiling sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Grimdark|There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039;, I know - but while most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir (Odin&#039;s intellectual rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again, providing the sole comfort Odin could ever find in his foresight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive, as well as the resurrected Baldr, will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir (“never cold”). It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die, the great dragon Nidhug is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the Ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Henry&#039;&#039;&#039; - A black manual laborer who raced against his industrialized replacement and won, but died from exhaustion at the end. If he existed, even loosely based on a real story, has been lost to history.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Werewolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Baba Yaga]]: Probably the sole character anybody knows about from Russian folklore. Talking about her in any detail would be overly long, even for this overly long article, so just [[Baba Yaga|read about her here]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*More than one [[Superhero]] and Supervillain are based directly on Mythical figures. The most prominent at Marvel are Hercules and Thor, who are both exactly the characters named above, and the Black Knight, who descends from the Arthurian one. On the DC side there&#039;s Wonder Woman, an [[Amazon]] who frequently comes into conflict with the Greek gods and other elements of Greek myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yog-Sothothery]] - Mythology created by [[H.P. Lovecraft]] that took elements from other mythologies. Its &amp;quot;deities&amp;quot; are a bunch of alien like tentacle monster that defy laws of physic and drives people insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before the scientific method was developed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of the world (cosmogonia), the origins of humankind (antropogonia), what happens after death (eschatology), or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down through generations as either legends or religion, they gave birth to the fantasy genre we all know and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and then shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day more than a few such myths are still prevalent, despite them no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such myths are significantly tied to the culture&#039;s religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; had very different standards of morality than our own. &lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where the core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (although some branches of Mahayana Buddhism do consider him divine, it&#039;s complicated).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]; alternately, existing gods may shift in nature and reputation due to either technological shifts, or political ones. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably because Islam derives from Jewish and Christian mythology, thus sharing many figures and events, along with Islam having a taboo against depicting religious figures - especially their chief prophet Muhammad - that Muslim extremists have often violently enforced even to this day), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies are usually easy to find, and then there&#039;s online copies - and see for yourself.  Trivia: &amp;quot;Christ&amp;quot; is not Jesus last name, but is one of Jesus&#039; titles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a [[Sling]]. Undertook the worst fetch quest in history when the king demanded he collect 100 Philistine foreskins to marry the princess, then decided to go above and beyond and collect 200.  Said father in law was King Saul, who later tried to have David killed numerous times (strong contender for worst parent-in-law ever right here).  He became the king of Israel some time later after King Saul&#039;s death.  Also credited with writing the Biblical Psalms. &lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s most famous son, also King of Israel.  Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details. Hollywood is a big fan of this guy, even moreso than Jesus (regardless of how you take the implications), so you have a plethora of big-budget film options with A-list actors to choose from (Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, cartoon with Val Kilmer, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kabbalic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion.  He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair.  His name became a byword for betraying someone close to you, and is also known for the price he sold Jesus out for (30 pieces of silver).&lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise.  Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Pharaoh of the Exodus, known simply as Pharaoh.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced (in part because ancient Hebrew is an abjad- a language that only uses consonants in their writing system) the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. Other names and titles that may be used instead of &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039; include &#039;&#039;&#039;Elohim&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;God&#039;&#039;&#039; or gods), &#039;&#039;&#039;Adonai&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;Lord&#039;&#039;&#039;), &#039;&#039;&#039;HaShem&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I AM&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Father&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam (and also by Arabic speaking Christians), he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. And other languages have their own unique  words used to refer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful (we’re talking [[Fall of the Eldar|birth the Eye of Terror]] levels of debauchery(!) here), so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]] after a 120 year countdown. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain the non-aquatic animals of the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instructed Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them were either used up building the Ark or the flood wrecked the rest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  They disembark, and Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland, and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches - but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution where they weren&#039;t picky about the participants age, gender, species...]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN--)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--No shit he&#039;s notable, but maybe actually inform the reader about him?--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artefacts:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk, none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Nüwa ====&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. Men that were molded by her in yellow clay became the top dog of their society, just because they were molded by her hand - the rest of humankind were made out of mud for mass production and were thus [[peasants]]. [[Skub|(Whether it was ancient Chinese propaganda to let everyone know their place is up to the reader&#039;s interpretation)]]. As she was busy creating humans, the pillar holding the sky broke, so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container and its legs as a new set of pillars. There&#039;s also another version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, the first god. Her husband Fuxi taught humans how to hunt and fish and gave them the first system of writing. &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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But did they succeed in the end? After a long and approximately 9 to 14 years of pilgrimage, they finally reaches the borderlands of India. They then traveled to the mythical place known as the Griddharaj Parvat(Vulture Peak) where Sanzang received the scripture from living Buddha. Afterwards, the gang received their own reward from the heaven, where they have ascended to Buddhahood. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. In total the Eyptian pantheon had thousands of gods (and that&#039;s not counting the dvine aspects attributed to Pharaohs), some of the most notable of them are discussed below.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. Also known as Khephri or Atum (among other names), depending on the time of day- it is said he was Khephri in the morning, Ra at noon, and Atum at night. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered and cut to pieces by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary.&lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job, and so became the patron of the pharoahs. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity that oversaw the Weighing of the Heart. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.  Trivia; the Ancient Egyptians believed that depicting Apophis gave him power, so to counteract this whenever they drew him, they&#039;d draw him being beaten in a fight by another god.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[:Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mt. Olympus: The home of the gods, notably Zeus. This place is where the gods look down on mortals while discussing how their mortal champions are going to shank their rival gods&#039; champions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tartarus: Named after one of the primordial gods, it is the deepest abyss, deeper than Hade&#039;s underworld. It imprisons the most wicked of criminals along with the titans.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atlantis]]: Legendary sea kingdom. Pissed off the gods with their expansionist behaviors and got dunked into the ocean. Technically not part of the mythology, but since Plato was the first one to write it down we&#039;re putting it here anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Zeus/Jupiter (in his more positive depictions): King of the gods and big good of the pantheon, being a fair judge and ruler of gods and men. If there&#039;s any work of fiction with a pantheon of deities, expect one of them to be patterned after Zeus. This guy &#039;&#039;fucks&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles: The most famous of Zeus&#039; misbegotten sons, Hercules is a demigod who undergoes twelve great labors to prove his worth, slaying many monsters and ultimately saving the gods from an attack by the giants. &lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus: Reputed to be the son of Poseidon and the slayer of the Minotaur, he was also credited with the rise of Athens. &lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus: Another of Zeus&#039;s bastards, and the ancestor of Hercules no less. Famous for slaying Medusa. &lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus: A masterful inventor whose name became synonymous with master craftsmen. Most famously responsible for creating the Labyrinth for [[Minotaur|King Minos&#039; beast]] before being locked up himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions): Zeus is also known as a serial philanderer/rapist, having slept with plenty of mortal women just because he could (and sometimes doing so while shapeshifted into another form: among others, he&#039;s been a goose, a bull, and a shower of gold, don&#039;t ask how the last one works) and has created as many problems as he has solutions. One could also cast Zeus as being dickish and a control freak as the ultimate authority of Olympus, like when he had Prometheus bound and tortured for giving fire to humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades: A rather glaring case of typecasting, despite being the god of the dead Hades isn&#039;t actually as much of a villain as popular media casts him. In truth he&#039;s a rather decent fellow, if a bit on the gloomy side. Perhaps the most glaring of crimes he&#039;s done is the matter of kidnapping Demeter&#039;s daughter Persephone to make her his wife (causing Demeter to plunge the world into famine until it was arranged for Persephone to come out of the Underworld for half the year, creating the seasons in the process), but compared to Zeus he&#039;s still a shining beacon of virtue in that respect. He gets even better if you consider that in some tellings she willingly came with him. &lt;br /&gt;
*Hera: Only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards, since she tended to be &#039;&#039;just a little bit annoyed&#039;&#039; at her husband&#039;s constant infidelity and was prone to taking her jealous rage out on whoever was unlucky enough to catch his eye at the time as well as his illegitimate progeny. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans: See below as to why they hate the gods. They tend to be quite cross about it, and eager for revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares: God of War, who constantly feeds upon it. Thus, any matter of peace is bound to be disrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna: Echidna is a monstrous [[lamia]] goddess who is known to have birthed many monsters, chief among them Cerberus (guardian to the gates of Hades), the Lernian [[Hydra]], and the Nemean Lion (which Hercules slays)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus): Probably the first man-powered flying machine, though it was entirely made of wax. Daedalus made it so that his son Icarus could escape their prison, but Icarus flew too close to the sun in his hubris, causing the wings to melt and him to fall to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion: The first of Heracles&#039; labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a beast with an impenetrable hide. After finding this out, Heracles manages to do it in by strangling the beast. Heracles then tries to skin it, only to fail until Athena informs him to use the lion&#039;s own claws. The hide retains its invulnerability to most weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia: The food of the gods, capable of preserving their powers like Iduna&#039;s golden apples.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talos: a ROBOT. That&#039;s right, a frigging bronze robot made by Hephaestus to protect Crete where it circles three times a day and crush invader ships with boulders. Was defeated by Jason&#039;s gang when Medea distract him while having its nail removed by her teammates, which pour out the ichors inside and killed it.&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. This makes naming the entire pantheon quite lengthy (though we neckbeards might see it as a good challenge), so we won&#039;t bore you with the entire mess. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]];&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he [[Cannibalism|ate each one of them as a new one is born]] from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together over the centuries. The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world. It is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Masquerade]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the three &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Primordia&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Reincarnation also plays a big role in Hinduism- humans accumulate karma based on their actions in life, with good deeds granting good karma and bad deeds granting bad karma. One&#039;s karma then determines what your soul will be reborn as (human, animal, even a god or demon) in the process of &#039;&#039;samsara&#039;&#039;. Ultimately, Hindus seek to rid themselves of karma entirely, both good and bad, and by doing so escape the cycle of reincarnation. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Creation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;&#039; is said to be the creator of all things, but apart from that not much is known about him save for his tendency to be a bit too free to grant favors.  Unlike Brahma who has no dedicated temples, his feminine counterpart &#039;&#039;&#039;Sarasvati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; sees active worship not only in India but in surrounding countries in various permutations, such as in Japan in the form of Benzaiten.  In the &#039;&#039;Gods, Demi-Gods &amp;amp; Heroes&#039;&#039; supplement from [[TSR]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Brahama&#039;&#039;&#039; was the ruler of the Hindu pantheon (via conflation with the related Hindu concept of &#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:Brahman|Brahman]]&#039;&#039;).  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity of creation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Preservation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two best known Hindu male deities; Vishnu preserves the world from evil and upholds virtue. He is said to have had nine incarnations, or &#039;&#039;avatars&#039;&#039; that have manifested when he was needed along with one which has not yet appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Matsaya&#039;&#039; the fish- Saved humanity from a great flood.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kurma&#039;&#039; the tortoise- Aided the gods in churning the Ocean of Milk to produce the water of life &#039;&#039;amrita&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Varaha&#039;&#039; the boar- Pulled the earth out of the sea after it fell in due to the weight of the human race.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Narasimha&#039;&#039; the man-lion- Slew the Asura (demon) lord Hiranyaksha, who had received the boon that he could not be killed &amp;quot;during the day or night, inside or outside, by any weapon, and by man or animal&amp;quot;. So instead Narasimha [[rules lawyer|killed him at twilight with his claws as he was stepping through his doorway]], hitting every loophole at once. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Vamana&#039;&#039; the dwarf- When the Asura Mahabali conquered the universe, Vamana won it back through cunning. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parashurma&#039;&#039; the axe-bearer- Defeated the Kshatriyas when the warrior caste grew prideful and oppressive. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Rama&#039;&#039;- Hero of the &#039;&#039;Ramayana&#039;&#039; and prince of the kingdom of Kosala, famed for his war against the Asura king Ravana and his friendship with Hanuman the monkey king. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Krishna&#039;&#039;- The most beloved of Vishnu&#039;s avatars. Many legends speak of him, but he is best known for his appearance in the &#039;&#039;Mahabharata&#039;&#039; as the charioteer for the prince Arjuna. Notably, he&#039;s popular enough to have inspired sects that claim Vishnu is one of &#039;&#039;his&#039;&#039; avatars and not the other way around. Also the supreme God in the Hare Krishna cult/airport conga line. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;- Yes, the same one from Buddhism. Needless to say, the Buddhists disagree with that interpretation. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kalkin&#039;&#039;- The &amp;quot;Future Avatar&amp;quot;, who will appear upon a white horse and destroy evil forever. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Lakshmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Vaishnavi&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Vishnu.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity of preservation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Destruction====&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his title, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;&#039;, the other of the two best known Hindu male deities, was viewed as a benevolent being who clears away the old and corrupt to make way for new creation. He is commonly depicted either as a slayer of demons or as a wise ascetic, and he&#039;s also strongly associated with dance (the means by which destruction and creation anew is achieved). In older scripture he was called &#039;&#039;&#039;Rudra&#039;&#039;&#039;, a deification of destructive storms.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Parvati&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Shiva. You might recognize the fiercer depictions of Kali from [https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c that one scene in Indiana Jones where the human sacrifice gets his heart ripped out of his chest].&lt;br /&gt;
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In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity of destruction is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Orpheus]]&#039;&#039; the nominally feminine deity of destruction is called Grandmother, in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Wraith: The Oblivion]]&#039;&#039; it is called, well, &#039;&#039;&#039;Oblivion&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Hindu Creation Myths ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Every sect of Hinduism has its own version of the creation myth in which they somehow spin their own favored deity as the primary agent of creation, even if it is just simply claiming that a well-known name of a creator/creatrix deity is really just an aspect of the adherent&#039;s favored deity.  Within the collective of Hindu myths of creation and related topics there is a running theme of recurring cycles of creation and destruction of consecutive universes; one iteration of universal creation and destruction is called a &#039;&#039;kalpa&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, every deity is but a single aspect of the &#039;&#039;Brahman&#039;&#039;, the transcendent Godhead from which all other things derive from. It cannot be understood directly, but by adhering to one&#039;s dharma (their duties in life) and working off karma over many lifetimes a human can attain &#039;&#039;moksha&#039;&#039;- freedom from samsara and eternal communion with the Brahman. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japan is rife with it&#039;s own mythology, which often is connected to history. The most notable example is the first emperor - Jimmu. He is said to be a descendant of Amaterasu but is also taken as a real ancestor to the Imperial Family (which is why the Emperor was worshiped until the end of WWII); this is the equivalent of the British royal family theoretically dating their lineage from King Arthur, if King Arthur himself were a direct descendant of Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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In present day, all three religions plus a number of new religious movements exist in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
There is a common misconception that most Japanese today are non-religious, largely stemming from cultural differences and the somewhat looser nature of Shinto and Buddhism as compared to Abrahamic faiths when it comes to mass-rituals and worship. Suffice it to say that anywhere from 50-80% of Japanese (depending if one counts Shinto and Buddhism individually or combined) pray and partake in religious rituals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japanese have a plethora of their native gods, in fact, &#039;&#039;plethora&#039;&#039; is a bit of an understatement. Shintoism posits that every thing, be it rock, flower or a makeup set has its own &#039;&#039;kami&#039;&#039; or god/spirit, and depending on what one counts, there are up to 1 MILLION Japanese gods/kami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Deities/Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Izanami and Izanagi&#039;&#039;&#039;: See the creation myth.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amaterasu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese imperial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Susano-o&#039;&#039;&#039;: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being an absolute dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fujin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wind and one of the oldest gods, said to have been there when the world was created, often paired with Raijin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raijin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of thunder and lightning, often paired with Fujin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Hachiman&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of war, formerly god of agriculture until he got bored of it or something. His traditional animal and messenger is, ironically, a dove.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Inari Okami&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gods of foxes and fertility.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Okuninushi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of nation-building, business, farming and medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omoikane&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wisdom and frequent adviser to the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsukuyomi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the moon. He killed the goddess of food after witnessing how she created it by basically vomiting it from her mouth. After killing her, his sister Amaterasu vowed she would never again face him and thus the sun and the moon never do either.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Orochi&#039;&#039;&#039;: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Buddhas&#039;&#039;&#039;: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Siddartha Gautama is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant Westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Various Buddhist demons&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Four Heavenly Kings&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yokai&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor and the descendants of Goddess Amaterasu. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by Yatagarasu, a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a ninja.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them, but they entrust these two with the world&#039;s creation because they are genderless and thus unable to procreate the next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jeweled spear&amp;quot;) and create the islands and land using salt.&lt;br /&gt;
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They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children they conceived, Hiruko and Awashima, were mutants, so badly deformed that the parents decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their third birthday; Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu. Turns out, after confronting their elders about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defects and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, who would eventually become the modern day Japanese islands (or else the islands were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a serpent Human Torch-wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and eight-pieced him, turning his body into 8 volcanoes; his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was overwhelmed by grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belonged to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi refused to leave Izanami in this dark land, and waited there because Izanami agreed to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb - unfortunately, he found Izanami was already a maggot-ridden, ghoul-like monster. (Some retellings turn this into an &#039;Orpheus and Eurydice&#039;-style affair where he [[Derp|looks back just as they reach the end]], cursing Izanami to be trapped.) Izanagi was scared so shitless that he ran away, while Izanami called the Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long Looney Tunes chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuers, he eventually returns to the living realm. Izanami curses her husband and claims that she will kill 1,000 people everyday, with Izanagi responding that he will give birth to 1,500.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising, as those things are much more common in Scandinavia than they are in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather Ymir and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil in order to be granted the knowledge of runes and giving up his eye to drink from the Well of Wisdom. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss its mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later.) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially [[That Guy]] of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (in case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual gay dudes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder/Höðr&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked into shooting a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and the whitest of the gods-- [[/pol/|don&#039;t you look at us like that!]] (Seriously, he was known as the &amp;quot;shining god&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;brightest god&amp;quot;, and is the guardian of Bifrost, a literal rainbow bridge - the exact meaning and translation of his status is a matter of some debate, though thankfully not in &#039;&#039;that&#039;&#039; sense.) Heimdall is known as the son of Nine Mothers - just how this works is never expounded on. There&#039;s... very little else to be said about him beyond that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say... when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable tethers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word... well... &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. There&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Baldur, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptations only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who is cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold and becomes a fuckhuge [[dragon]], yo.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and it has always existed. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir,. Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of Ice and Fog), Musphelheim, (Land of Ash and Fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the Giants), Svartalfheim (realm of the Dark Elves/Dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the Dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. Four stags called Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Duraþrór run among its limbs, feeding on the leaves. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and gnaws upon them, and an eagle perches upon its top. The squirrel Ratatoskr runs up and down its trunk, carrying insults between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age and tricked Loki into participating in an eating contest with the embodiment of fire, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Dwarves====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the [[dwarf]] race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfied Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood floods (see above), maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor]] that Odin turned into the dwarfs we all knew and love, at least according to the &#039;&#039;Prose Edda&#039;&#039;. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifacts]], including many iconic weapons like Thor&#039;s hammer and most importantly Odin&#039;s spear, Gungnir. (Does the Warhammer Dwarven god Grungni sound familiar suddenly...?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Norse dwarves are also known to be denizens of Svartalfheim along with the svartalfar, who are often conflated with dwarves and dokkalfar (the &#039;original&#039; [[Drow|dark elves]]) to the point of being the same. At least one instance occurs of dwarfs turning to stone if exposed to the sun for too long, not unlike some Nordic accounts of [[troll]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”), and each are tasked with holding up their respective corners of the sky, AKA the Atlas treatment with less punishment and more &amp;quot;best suited for the job&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]], with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness, but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them. Bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death, and elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human, but possessing extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ragnarok====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|The seemingly ubiquitous &amp;quot;end of the world&amp;quot; event]] - The Book of Revelation, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return are comparable, and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather than Ragnarok&#039;s being straight up disaster for everyone involved. The event itself may or may not be a product of Christianization, which &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; marked the end of Nordic &amp;quot;pagan&amp;quot; believes and promises a new beginning not unlike that promised by Christian doctrine&#039;s post-return of Jesus arc.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it start and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket, and beheld three &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot;: &lt;br /&gt;
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1. The death of Baldur. &lt;br /&gt;
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2. Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Two wolves in the sky swallow the sun and the moon, and even the stars disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had several dreams about Baldur&#039;s death, and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to make &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;everything in the goddamn world&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine-faced boy - and they all complied, too! All but one...&lt;br /&gt;
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When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness - mistletoe, which she already considered soft and harmless - the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny, and made a spear, arrow or dart out of mistletoe using his magic. Since Baldur was immune to every &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; object, his brother gods made a sport of hurling whatever they could think to at him for shits and giggles. This gave Loki the perfect impetus to carefully place his magic spear into the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldur with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldur&#039;s death, which Odin avenged by [[/d/|fucking a giantess]] and conceiving a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The second sign, a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between, has yet to come according to legend. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter”; during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and men will kill their kindred.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” (meaning “All-knower”) will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. Two other such roosters will warn the dishonorable dead in Hel and all the Gods in Asgard, the latter named “Gullinkambi”.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can, and that will be the warning for all the Einherjar (dead warriors) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle will pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. The dragon Nidhogg will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar.  Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and kill each other. Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormungand, and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds it inflicts. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire, and everything will sink into the boiling sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Grimdark|There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039;, I know - but while most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir (Odin&#039;s intellectual rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again, providing the sole comfort Odin could ever find in his foresight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive, as well as the resurrected Baldr, will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir (“never cold”). It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die, the great dragon Nidhug is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the Ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Henry&#039;&#039;&#039; - A black manual laborer who raced against his industrialized replacement and won, but died from exhaustion at the end. If he existed, even loosely based on a real story, has been lost to history.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Werewolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Baba Yaga]]: Probably the sole character anybody knows about from Russian folklore. Talking about her in any detail would be overly long, even for this overly long article, so just [[Baba Yaga|read about her here]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*More than one [[Superhero]] and Supervillain are based directly on Mythical figures. The most prominent at Marvel are Hercules and Thor, who are both exactly the characters named above, and the Black Knight, who descends from the Arthurian one. On the DC side there&#039;s Wonder Woman, an [[Amazon]] who frequently comes into conflict with the Greek gods and other elements of Greek myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yog-Sothothery]] - Mythology created by [[H.P. Lovecraft]] that took elements from other mythologies. Its &amp;quot;deities&amp;quot; are a bunch of alien like tentacle monster that defy laws of physic and drives people insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the olden days, before the scientific method was developed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of the world (cosmogonia), the origins of humankind (antropogonia), what happens after death (eschatology), or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down through generations as either legends or religion, they gave birth to the fantasy genre we all know and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and then shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day more than a few such myths are still prevalent, despite them no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such myths are significantly tied to the culture&#039;s religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; had very different standards of morality than our own. &lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where the core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (although some branches of Mahayana Buddhism do consider him divine, it&#039;s complicated).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]; alternately, existing gods may shift in nature and reputation due to either technological shifts, or political ones. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably because Islam derives from Jewish and Christian mythology, thus sharing many figures and events, along with Islam having a taboo against depicting religious figures - especially their chief prophet Muhammad - that Muslim extremists have often violently enforced even to this day), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies are usually easy to find, and then there&#039;s online copies - and see for yourself.  Trivia: &amp;quot;Christ&amp;quot; is not Jesus last name, but is one of Jesus&#039; titles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a [[Sling]]. Undertook the worst fetch quest in history when the king demanded he collect 100 Philistine foreskins to marry the princess, then decided to go above and beyond and collect 200.  Said father in law was King Saul, who later tried to have David killed numerous times (strong contender for worst parent-in-law ever right here).  He became the king of Israel some time later after King Saul&#039;s death.  Also credited with writing the Biblical Psalms. &lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s most famous son, also King of Israel.  Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details. Hollywood is a big fan of this guy, even moreso than Jesus (regardless of how you take the implications), so you have a plethora of big-budget film options with A-list actors to choose from (Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, cartoon with Val Kilmer, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kabbalic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion.  He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair.  His name became a byword for betraying someone close to you, and is also known for the price he sold Jesus out for (30 pieces of silver).&lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise.  Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Pharaoh of the Exodus, known simply as Pharaoh.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced (in part because ancient Hebrew is an abjad- a language that only uses consonants in their writing system) the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. Other names and titles that may be used instead of &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039; include &#039;&#039;&#039;Elohim&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;God&#039;&#039;&#039; or gods), &#039;&#039;&#039;Adonai&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;Lord&#039;&#039;&#039;), &#039;&#039;&#039;HaShem&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I AM&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Father&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam (and also by Arabic speaking Christians), he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. And other languages have their own unique  words used to refer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful (we’re talking [[Fall of the Eldar|birth the Eye of Terror]] levels of debauchery(!) here), so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]] after a 120 year countdown. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them were either used up building the Ark or the flood wrecked the rest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland, and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches - but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution where they weren&#039;t picky about the participants age, gender, species...]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN--)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--No shit he&#039;s notable, but maybe actually inform the reader about him?--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk, none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. Men that were molded by her in yellow clay became the top dog of their society, just because they were molded by her hand - the rest of humankind were made out of mud for mass production and were thus [[peasants]]. [[Skub|(Whether it was ancient Chinese propaganda to let everyone know their place is up to the reader&#039;s interpretation)]]. As she was busy creating humans, the pillar holding the sky broke, so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container and its legs as a new set of pillars. There&#039;s also another version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, the first god. Her husband Fuxi taught humans how to hunt and fish and gave them the first system of writing. &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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But did they succeed in the end? After a long and approximately 9 to 14 years of pilgrimage, they finally reaches the borderlands of India. They then traveled to the mythical place known as the Griddharaj Parvat(Vulture Peak) where Sanzang received the scripture from living Buddha. Afterwards, the gang received their own reward from the heaven, where they have ascended to Buddhahood. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because it gets referenced a lot, but isn&#039;t quite that important to discussing the rest of Journey to the West, here&#039;s The Monkey King&#039;s history:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. In total the Eyptian pantheon had thousands of gods (and that&#039;s not counting the dvine aspects attributed to Pharaohs), some of the most notable of them are discussed below.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. Also known as Khephri or Atum (among other names), depending on the time of day- it is said he was Khephri in the morning, Ra at noon, and Atum at night. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered and cut to pieces by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary.&lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job, and so became the patron of the pharoahs. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity that oversaw the Weighing of the Heart. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.  Trivia; the Ancient Egyptians believed that depicting Apophis gave him power, so to counteract this whenever they drew him, they&#039;d draw him being beaten in a fight by another god.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[:Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mt. Olympus: The home of the gods, notably Zeus. This place is where the gods look down on mortals while discussing how their mortal champions are going to shank their rival gods&#039; champions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tartarus: Named after one of the primordial gods, it is the deepest abyss, deeper than Hade&#039;s underworld. It imprisons the most wicked of criminals along with the titans.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atlantis]]: Legendary sea kingdom. Pissed off the gods with their expansionist behaviors and got dunked into the ocean. Technically not part of the mythology, but since Plato was the first one to write it down we&#039;re putting it here anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus/Jupiter (in his more positive depictions): King of the gods and big good of the pantheon, being a fair judge and ruler of gods and men. If there&#039;s any work of fiction with a pantheon of deities, expect one of them to be patterned after Zeus. This guy &#039;&#039;fucks&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles: The most famous of Zeus&#039; misbegotten sons, Hercules is a demigod who undergoes twelve great labors to prove his worth, slaying many monsters and ultimately saving the gods from an attack by the giants. &lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus: Reputed to be the son of Poseidon and the slayer of the Minotaur, he was also credited with the rise of Athens. &lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus: Another of Zeus&#039;s bastards, and the ancestor of Hercules no less. Famous for slaying Medusa. &lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus: A masterful inventor whose name became synonymous with master craftsmen. Most famously responsible for creating the Labyrinth for [[Minotaur|King Minos&#039; beast]] before being locked up himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions): Zeus is also known as a serial philanderer/rapist, having slept with plenty of mortal women just because he could (and sometimes doing so while shapeshifted into another form: among others, he&#039;s been a goose, a bull, and a shower of gold, don&#039;t ask how the last one works) and has created as many problems as he has solutions. One could also cast Zeus as being dickish and a control freak as the ultimate authority of Olympus, like when he had Prometheus bound and tortured for giving fire to humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades: A rather glaring case of typecasting, despite being the god of the dead Hades isn&#039;t actually as much of a villain as popular media casts him. In truth he&#039;s a rather decent fellow, if a bit on the gloomy side. Perhaps the most glaring of crimes he&#039;s done is the matter of kidnapping Demeter&#039;s daughter Persephone to make her his wife (causing Demeter to plunge the world into famine until it was arranged for Persephone to come out of the Underworld for half the year, creating the seasons in the process), but compared to Zeus he&#039;s still a shining beacon of virtue in that respect. He gets even better if you consider that in some tellings she willingly came with him. &lt;br /&gt;
*Hera: Only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards, since she tended to be &#039;&#039;just a little bit annoyed&#039;&#039; at her husband&#039;s constant infidelity and was prone to taking her jealous rage out on whoever was unlucky enough to catch his eye at the time as well as his illegitimate progeny. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans: See below as to why they hate the gods. They tend to be quite cross about it, and eager for revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares: God of War, who constantly feeds upon it. Thus, any matter of peace is bound to be disrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna: Echidna is a monstrous [[lamia]] goddess who is known to have birthed many monsters, chief among them Cerberus (guardian to the gates of Hades), the Lernian [[Hydra]], and the Nemean Lion (which Hercules slays)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus): Probably the first man-powered flying machine, though it was entirely made of wax. Daedalus made it so that his son Icarus could escape their prison, but Icarus flew too close to the sun in his hubris, causing the wings to melt and him to fall to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion: The first of Heracles&#039; labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a beast with an impenetrable hide. After finding this out, Heracles manages to do it in by strangling the beast. Heracles then tries to skin it, only to fail until Athena informs him to use the lion&#039;s own claws. The hide retains its invulnerability to most weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia: The food of the gods, capable of preserving their powers like Iduna&#039;s golden apples.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talos: a ROBOT. That&#039;s right, a frigging bronze robot made by Hephaestus to protect Crete where it circles three times a day and crush invader ships with boulders. Was defeated by Jason&#039;s gang when Medea distract him while having its nail removed by her teammates, which pour out the ichors inside and killed it.&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. This makes naming the entire pantheon quite lengthy (though we neckbeards might see it as a good challenge), so we won&#039;t bore you with the entire mess. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]];&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he [[Cannibalism|ate each one of them as a new one is born]] from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together over the centuries. The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world. It is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Masquerade]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the three &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Primordia&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Reincarnation also plays a big role in Hinduism- humans accumulate karma based on their actions in life, with good deeds granting good karma and bad deeds granting bad karma. One&#039;s karma then determines what your soul will be reborn as (human, animal, even a god or demon) in the process of &#039;&#039;samsara&#039;&#039;. Ultimately, Hindus seek to rid themselves of karma entirely, both good and bad, and by doing so escape the cycle of reincarnation. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Creation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;&#039; is said to be the creator of all things, but apart from that not much is known about him save for his tendency to be a bit too free to grant favors.  Unlike Brahma who has no dedicated temples, his feminine counterpart &#039;&#039;&#039;Sarasvati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; sees active worship not only in India but in surrounding countries in various permutations, such as in Japan in the form of Benzaiten.  In the &#039;&#039;Gods, Demi-Gods &amp;amp; Heroes&#039;&#039; supplement from [[TSR]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Brahama&#039;&#039;&#039; was the ruler of the Hindu pantheon (via conflation with the related Hindu concept of &#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:Brahman|Brahman]]&#039;&#039;).  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity of creation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Preservation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two best known Hindu male deities; Vishnu preserves the world from evil and upholds virtue. He is said to have had nine incarnations, or &#039;&#039;avatars&#039;&#039; that have manifested when he was needed along with one which has not yet appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Matsaya&#039;&#039; the fish- Saved humanity from a great flood.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kurma&#039;&#039; the tortoise- Aided the gods in churning the Ocean of Milk to produce the water of life &#039;&#039;amrita&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Varaha&#039;&#039; the boar- Pulled the earth out of the sea after it fell in due to the weight of the human race.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Narasimha&#039;&#039; the man-lion- Slew the Asura (demon) lord Hiranyaksha, who had received the boon that he could not be killed &amp;quot;during the day or night, inside or outside, by any weapon, and by man or animal&amp;quot;. So instead Narasimha [[rules lawyer|killed him at twilight with his claws as he was stepping through his doorway]], hitting every loophole at once. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Vamana&#039;&#039; the dwarf- When the Asura Mahabali conquered the universe, Vamana won it back through cunning. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parashurma&#039;&#039; the axe-bearer- Defeated the Kshatriyas when the warrior caste grew prideful and oppressive. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Rama&#039;&#039;- Hero of the &#039;&#039;Ramayana&#039;&#039; and prince of the kingdom of Kosala, famed for his war against the Asura king Ravana and his friendship with Hanuman the monkey king. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Krishna&#039;&#039;- The most beloved of Vishnu&#039;s avatars. Many legends speak of him, but he is best known for his appearance in the &#039;&#039;Mahabharata&#039;&#039; as the charioteer for the prince Arjuna. Notably, he&#039;s popular enough to have inspired sects that claim Vishnu is one of &#039;&#039;his&#039;&#039; avatars and not the other way around. Also the supreme God in the Hare Krishna cult/airport conga line. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;- Yes, the same one from Buddhism. Needless to say, the Buddhists disagree with that interpretation. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kalkin&#039;&#039;- The &amp;quot;Future Avatar&amp;quot;, who will appear upon a white horse and destroy evil forever. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Lakshmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Vaishnavi&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Vishnu.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity of preservation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Destruction====&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his title, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;&#039;, the other of the two best known Hindu male deities, was viewed as a benevolent being who clears away the old and corrupt to make way for new creation. He is commonly depicted either as a slayer of demons or as a wise ascetic, and he&#039;s also strongly associated with dance (the means by which destruction and creation anew is achieved). In older scripture he was called &#039;&#039;&#039;Rudra&#039;&#039;&#039;, a deification of destructive storms.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Parvati&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Shiva. You might recognize the fiercer depictions of Kali from [https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c that one scene in Indiana Jones where the human sacrifice gets his heart ripped out of his chest].&lt;br /&gt;
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In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity of destruction is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Orpheus]]&#039;&#039; the nominally feminine deity of destruction is called Grandmother, in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Wraith: The Oblivion]]&#039;&#039; it is called, well, &#039;&#039;&#039;Oblivion&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Hindu Creation Myths ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Every sect of Hinduism has its own version of the creation myth in which they somehow spin their own favored deity as the primary agent of creation, even if it is just simply claiming that a well-known name of a creator/creatrix deity is really just an aspect of the adherent&#039;s favored deity.  Within the collective of Hindu myths of creation and related topics there is a running theme of recurring cycles of creation and destruction of consecutive universes; one iteration of universal creation and destruction is called a &#039;&#039;kalpa&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, every deity is but a single aspect of the &#039;&#039;Brahman&#039;&#039;, the transcendent Godhead from which all other things derive from. It cannot be understood directly, but by adhering to one&#039;s dharma (their duties in life) and working off karma over many lifetimes a human can attain &#039;&#039;moksha&#039;&#039;- freedom from samsara and eternal communion with the Brahman. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japan is rife with it&#039;s own mythology, which often is connected to history. The most notable example is the first emperor - Jimmu. He is said to be a descendant of Amaterasu but is also taken as a real ancestor to the Imperial Family (which is why the Emperor was worshiped until the end of WWII); this is the equivalent of the British royal family theoretically dating their lineage from King Arthur, if King Arthur himself were a direct descendant of Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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In present day, all three religions plus a number of new religious movements exist in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
There is a common misconception that most Japanese today are non-religious, largely stemming from cultural differences and the somewhat looser nature of Shinto and Buddhism as compared to Abrahamic faiths when it comes to mass-rituals and worship. Suffice it to say that anywhere from 50-80% of Japanese (depending if one counts Shinto and Buddhism individually or combined) pray and partake in religious rituals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japanese have a plethora of their native gods, in fact, &#039;&#039;plethora&#039;&#039; is a bit of an understatement. Shintoism posits that every thing, be it rock, flower or a makeup set has its own &#039;&#039;kami&#039;&#039; or god/spirit, and depending on what one counts, there are up to 1 MILLION Japanese gods/kami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Deities/Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Izanami and Izanagi&#039;&#039;&#039;: See the creation myth.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amaterasu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese imperial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Susano-o&#039;&#039;&#039;: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being an absolute dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fujin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wind and one of the oldest gods, said to have been there when the world was created, often paired with Raijin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raijin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of thunder and lightning, often paired with Fujin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Hachiman&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of war, formerly god of agriculture until he got bored of it or something. His traditional animal and messenger is, ironically, a dove.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Inari Okami&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gods of foxes and fertility.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Okuninushi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of nation-building, business, farming and medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omoikane&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wisdom and frequent adviser to the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsukuyomi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the moon. He killed the goddess of food after witnessing how she created it by basically vomiting it from her mouth. After killing her, his sister Amaterasu vowed she would never again face him and thus the sun and the moon never do either.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Orochi&#039;&#039;&#039;: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Buddhas&#039;&#039;&#039;: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Siddartha Gautama is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant Westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Various Buddhist demons&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Four Heavenly Kings&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yokai&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Historical People Shrouded in Myth&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor and the descendants of Goddess Amaterasu. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by Yatagarasu, a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a ninja.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them, but they entrust these two with the world&#039;s creation because they are genderless and thus unable to procreate the next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jeweled spear&amp;quot;) and create the islands and land using salt.&lt;br /&gt;
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They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children they conceived, Hiruko and Awashima, were mutants, so badly deformed that the parents decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their third birthday; Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu. Turns out, after confronting their elders about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defects and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, who would eventually become the modern day Japanese islands (or else the islands were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a serpent Human Torch-wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and eight-pieced him, turning his body into 8 volcanoes; his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was overwhelmed by grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belonged to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi refused to leave Izanami in this dark land, and waited there because Izanami agreed to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb - unfortunately, he found Izanami was already a maggot-ridden, ghoul-like monster. (Some retellings turn this into an &#039;Orpheus and Eurydice&#039;-style affair where he [[Derp|looks back just as they reach the end]], cursing Izanami to be trapped.) Izanagi was scared so shitless that he ran away, while Izanami called the Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long Looney Tunes chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuers, he eventually returns to the living realm. Izanami curses her husband and claims that she will kill 1,000 people everyday, with Izanagi responding that he will give birth to 1,500.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising, as those things are much more common in Scandinavia than they are in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather Ymir and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil in order to be granted the knowledge of runes and giving up his eye to drink from the Well of Wisdom. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss its mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later.) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially [[That Guy]] of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (in case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual gay dudes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder/Höðr&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked into shooting a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and the whitest of the gods-- [[/pol/|don&#039;t you look at us like that!]] (Seriously, he was known as the &amp;quot;shining god&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;brightest god&amp;quot;, and is the guardian of Bifrost, a literal rainbow bridge - the exact meaning and translation of his status is a matter of some debate, though thankfully not in &#039;&#039;that&#039;&#039; sense.) Heimdall is known as the son of Nine Mothers - just how this works is never expounded on. There&#039;s... very little else to be said about him beyond that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say... when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable tethers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word... well... &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. There&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Baldur, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptations only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who is cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold and becomes a fuckhuge [[dragon]], yo.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Other important things associated with Norse Mythology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and it has always existed. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir,. Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of Ice and Fog), Musphelheim, (Land of Ash and Fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the Giants), Svartalfheim (realm of the Dark Elves/Dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the Dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. Four stags called Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Duraþrór run among its limbs, feeding on the leaves. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and gnaws upon them, and an eagle perches upon its top. The squirrel Ratatoskr runs up and down its trunk, carrying insults between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age and tricked Loki into participating in an eating contest with the embodiment of fire, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Dwarves====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the [[dwarf]] race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfied Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood floods (see above), maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor]] that Odin turned into the dwarfs we all knew and love, at least according to the &#039;&#039;Prose Edda&#039;&#039;. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifacts]], including many iconic weapons like Thor&#039;s hammer and most importantly Odin&#039;s spear, Gungnir. (Does the Warhammer Dwarven god Grungni sound familiar suddenly...?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Norse dwarves are also known to be denizens of Svartalfheim along with the svartalfar, who are often conflated with dwarves and dokkalfar (the &#039;original&#039; [[Drow|dark elves]]) to the point of being the same. At least one instance occurs of dwarfs turning to stone if exposed to the sun for too long, not unlike some Nordic accounts of [[troll]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”), and each are tasked with holding up their respective corners of the sky, AKA the Atlas treatment with less punishment and more &amp;quot;best suited for the job&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]], with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness, but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them. Bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death, and elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human, but possessing extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ragnarok====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|The seemingly ubiquitous &amp;quot;end of the world&amp;quot; event]] - The Book of Revelation, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return are comparable, and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather than Ragnarok&#039;s being straight up disaster for everyone involved. The event itself may or may not be a product of Christianization, which &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; marked the end of Nordic &amp;quot;pagan&amp;quot; believes and promises a new beginning not unlike that promised by Christian doctrine&#039;s post-return of Jesus arc.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it start and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket, and beheld three &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot;: &lt;br /&gt;
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1. The death of Baldur. &lt;br /&gt;
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2. Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Two wolves in the sky swallow the sun and the moon, and even the stars disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had several dreams about Baldur&#039;s death, and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to make &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;everything in the goddamn world&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine-faced boy - and they all complied, too! All but one...&lt;br /&gt;
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When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness - mistletoe, which she already considered soft and harmless - the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny, and made a spear, arrow or dart out of mistletoe using his magic. Since Baldur was immune to every &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; object, his brother gods made a sport of hurling whatever they could think to at him for shits and giggles. This gave Loki the perfect impetus to carefully place his magic spear into the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldur with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldur&#039;s death, which Odin avenged by [[/d/|fucking a giantess]] and conceiving a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The second sign, a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between, has yet to come according to legend. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter”; during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and men will kill their kindred.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” (meaning “All-knower”) will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. Two other such roosters will warn the dishonorable dead in Hel and all the Gods in Asgard, the latter named “Gullinkambi”.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can, and that will be the warning for all the Einherjar (dead warriors) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle will pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. The dragon Nidhogg will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar.  Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and kill each other. Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormungand, and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds it inflicts. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire, and everything will sink into the boiling sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Grimdark|There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039;, I know - but while most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir (Odin&#039;s intellectual rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again, providing the sole comfort Odin could ever find in his foresight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive, as well as the resurrected Baldr, will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir (“never cold”). It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die, the great dragon Nidhug is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the Ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Henry&#039;&#039;&#039; - A black manual laborer who raced against his industrialized replacement and won, but died from exhaustion at the end. If he existed, even loosely based on a real story, has been lost to history.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Werewolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Baba Yaga]]: Probably the sole character anybody knows about from Russian folklore. Talking about her in any detail would be overly long, even for this overly long article, so just [[Baba Yaga|read about her here]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*More than one [[Superhero]] and Supervillain are based directly on Mythical figures. The most prominent at Marvel are Hercules and Thor, who are both exactly the characters named above, and the Black Knight, who descends from the Arthurian one. On the DC side there&#039;s Wonder Woman, an [[Amazon]] who frequently comes into conflict with the Greek gods and other elements of Greek myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yog-Sothothery]] - Mythology created by [[H.P. Lovecraft]] that took elements from other mythologies. Its &amp;quot;deities&amp;quot; are a bunch of alien like tentacle monster that defy laws of physic and drives people insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:B581:3C45:EF2:8BA2: /* Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) */ Flame bait, plus numerous theologians have answered that question (hint, the answer involves free will)&lt;/p&gt;
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In the olden days, before the scientific method was developed, people sought explanations for why the world exists as it does. Humans being humans, their first explanations revolved around ascribing human-like characteristics to natural phenomena, which in turn became the first gods worshiped by humankind.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there, stories spread about the nature of the gods. In time, people began telling other stories that sought to explain such things as the origins of the world (cosmogonia), the origins of humankind (antropogonia), what happens after death (eschatology), or the exploits of ancient heroes. Many other mythical creatures are thought to have started the same way - for example, stories of giants being an attempt to explain the existence of massive fossilized bones (which we now know belonged to long-extinct animals such as mammoths). As these stories passed down through generations as either legends or religion, they gave birth to the fantasy genre we all know and love.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a sense, &#039;&#039;&#039;mythology&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blend of history and fantasy, with elements of what might have really happened wrapped up in cultural beliefs, and then shaped by the worldview of the societies that created the myths in question. Even in the present day more than a few such myths are still prevalent, despite them no longer being openly supernatural, such as the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Many other such myths are significantly tied to the culture&#039;s religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Older myths often contained bizarre and fucked up shit like incest and rape, because people in ye olden times &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Slaanesh|were fucking deranged and kinky as all hell]], and as far as they were concerned, nothing was off limits&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; had very different standards of morality than our own. &lt;br /&gt;
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Put far less bluntly, several cultures saw their gods as models &#039;&#039;OF&#039;&#039; human behavior rather than FOR human behavior, and as such are not inherent indicators of how [[/d/|&amp;quot;deviant&amp;quot;]] a society was (though it &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; doesn&#039;t mean they might not have been fucked up in some ways). Naturally, exceptions to this &amp;quot;rule&amp;quot; do exist, e.g. the schools of Buddhism, where the core tenet is to transcend the impermanent nature of existence and break the cycle of death and rebirth thus achieving &#039;&#039;nirvana&#039;&#039;; the central figurehead, Buddha, and his teachings are explicitly to be emulated as opposed to worshipping him directly (although some branches of Mahayana Buddhism do consider him divine, it&#039;s complicated).&lt;br /&gt;
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Shifts in mythological narratives can also occur due to cultural osmosis and/or conflict; some &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; gods are integrated into local mythos or considered an aspect of a &amp;quot;native&amp;quot; god within the pantheon, while other gods (usually from conquered peoples) were sometimes demonized, [[Demon|often literally so]]; alternately, existing gods may shift in nature and reputation due to either technological shifts, or political ones. With different cultures from country to country, mythologies all had their own angels/demons/spirits/energies, with their moralities varying based on how their own cultures and others perceived them. Natural phenomena (the sun, the sea, storms, etc.) and common abstracts (chaos, order, art, etc.) will inevitably feature in nearly any culture&#039;s pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Connection with Fantasy Genres==&lt;br /&gt;
As you can see, many an author took interest in the old legends and decided to include its elements in their own stories. Notably, Tolkien took many elements from the Norse and Germanic Mythologies and popularized the concept of fantasy races like Dwarfs and Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between these connections and the fact that some mythologies form the basis for many beliefs, both ancient and modern-day (e.g. the Abrahamic religions), while others often incorporate historical and semi-historical figures (with obvious overlap), the following thus bears mentioning:  Many other authors have used existing religions (often including their own) as a basis to inform the mythos or cosmology of their settings; [[J. R. R. Tolkien]] in particular is well known for this, as is C.S. Lewis. Liberties will be taken with adapting such figures directly or creating analogues for a given fiction, the same as it would be with any other adaptation. As such should not be taken as absolution or commentary on the reality of such beliefs unless explicitly intended; even in that event such liberties can only be indicative of the author&#039;s own beliefs or lack thereof, which is still a far cry from true spiritual or theological objectivity, regardless of how much (if at all) the author may actually want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TL;DR The preceding and following descriptions have no &#039;&#039;necessary&#039;&#039; bearing on the matter of whether or not a given being exists or how much of any Scriptures are true or false.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;}} [[Skub|That&#039;s a matter we&#039;ll leave to the reader.]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the purposes of this article, we&#039;re focused more on &#039;&#039;&#039;characters&#039;&#039;&#039; (including Deities), &#039;&#039;&#039;species&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;artifacts&#039;&#039;&#039;, along with particular &#039;&#039;&#039;individual stories&#039;&#039;&#039; that get repurposed or directly referenced in RPGs. If you&#039;re genuinely curious about religious beliefs and/or specifically how it figures into RPGs, we have the [[religion]] article for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mythologies==&lt;br /&gt;
===Abrahamic Mythology (Judaism, Christianity, Islam)===&lt;br /&gt;
The one set of mythology everyone most familiar with in the West and the Middle East, since you learn them in church. Or synagogue, or mosque, you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much of the Abrahamic mythology is drawn from the old Hebrew Bible, though it has been expanded considerably by prose and poetry over the centuries, meaning that there is a wealth of third-party, non-canon material out there for DMs to use in their campaign settings. Christian mythology is one of the many mythologies that were derived from Jewish mythology; the same goes for Islamic mythology and many others from Middle Eastern countries. Hence, they are collectively referred to as &amp;quot;Abrahamic&amp;quot; after the Biblical patriarch.  As Islamic mythology is not commonly depicted for a bunch of reasons (most notably because Islam derives from Jewish and Christian mythology, thus sharing many figures and events, along with Islam having a taboo against depicting religious figures - especially their chief prophet Muhammad - that Muslim extremists have often violently enforced even to this day), this section will primarily cover the Jewish and Christian elements of Abrahamic mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Jesus Christ: Please tell us you&#039;re joking. If for some reason you&#039;re actually serious and have a few hours to spare, find the nearest church and ask whoever&#039;s in charge to tell you about him. He will be happy to give you the full story.  Otherwise you can ask a Christian you know or pick up a copy of the Bible - being the best-selling book of all time copies are usually easy to find, and then there&#039;s online copies - and see for yourself.  Trivia: &amp;quot;Christ&amp;quot; is not Jesus last name, but is one of Jesus&#039; titles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abraham: The common tie between the three Abrahamic religions, his covenant with God makes him and his descendants the first of the Jews. &lt;br /&gt;
*Samson: Legendary hero whose power of super strength was tied to &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;never cutting his hair&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; ACKCHYUALLY his power was tied to keeping his covenants with God, it just so happened that cutting his hair was the last one to break and he knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
*David: Once killed a mighty warrior with a [[Sling]]. Undertook the worst fetch quest in history when the king demanded he collect 100 Philistine foreskins to marry the princess, then decided to go above and beyond and collect 200.  Said father in law was King Saul, who later tried to have David killed numerous times (strong contender for worst parent-in-law ever right here).  He became the king of Israel some time later after King Saul&#039;s death.  Also credited with writing the Biblical Psalms. &lt;br /&gt;
*Solomon: David&#039;s most famous son, also King of Israel.  Better at his job then just about anybody who came after him, and (more relevant to media appearances outside of direct-Biblical-adaption) frequently reputed to be a (usually holy) sorcerer of some kind. Islam further credits him with authority over the djinn.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Moses: See the Exodus for details. Hollywood is a big fan of this guy, even moreso than Jesus (regardless of how you take the implications), so you have a plethora of big-budget film options with A-list actors to choose from (Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, cartoon with Val Kilmer, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
*Noah: See below for his boating adventure.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A few angels; notably, only two are given names: Michael and Gabriel, as well as Raphael in the Book of Tobit though its canonicity is disputed(there&#039;s also an Abbadon (no, not [[Abaddon|the armless retard one]]) in the Book of Revelation, but he&#039;s usually considered a Fallen Angel like Lucifer). Also notable and mentioned in the Bible: the Angel of Death, aka The Destroying Angel (no name given Biblically, but the Catholic and most Eastern Orthodox Apocryphas (as well as Jewish tradition, especially the later Kabbalic one), identify him as Azrael).&lt;br /&gt;
*God is rarely depicted as a particularly active hero, but may [[Just as planned|work in mysterious ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Satan and the demons of Hell (see below) are sometimes depicted as an unpleasant but necessary part of the divine plan (compare to Hades, above), as the ones who punish sinners who escape mortal justice.  In the early parts of the Old Testament, Satan is seen as a prosecutor of souls who puts people through spiritual trials to test their faith, rather than tempting people into evil for evil&#039;s sake, and to this day we speak of the &amp;quot;Devil&#039;s Advocate&amp;quot; who points out flaws in popular people or ideas (the term originates from the Catholic Church, of all places; when someone is considered for sainthood, the Devil&#039;s Advocate is specifically appointed to argue against them to hopefully ensure all sides of the story are considered).&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, Satan is sometimes portrayed as a hero rebelling against an oppressive divine order.  Obviously this is [[extra heresy]] (see also: Gnosticism).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
* Satan/Lucifer/The Devil (may or may not be the same character): With the many different interpretations, it&#039;s hard to tell which is which, but the general gist is that one angel disagreed with how God was doing business and staged a great rebellion. God cast him and his kin out of heaven and forced them to live in a realm where they are never able to feel his presence, and now he takes his hatred of God out on humanity by leading them into damnation. &lt;br /&gt;
** Relevant note: One approach used in various media is to have multiple Hellish factions, each of whom have some claim to the title of Supreme Evil. Usually, they&#039;re opposed to one another, and usually represent different kinds or aspects of Evil (e.g., one wants to destroy the world, and is directly opposed by another who wants to tempt and corrupt). Note that the Bible is completely silent about most things about demons, so both &amp;quot;they&#039;re all working for one master&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it&#039;s every demon for himself&amp;quot; are plausible readings. The Ars Goetia is often a handy source from which to pull such factions. &lt;br /&gt;
* Baal, Moloch, and others: False idols (i.e. pagan gods) worshipped by the Caananites, which the Israelites would repeatedly turn to worshipping despite God punishing them every single time they did so. &lt;br /&gt;
* Judas Iscariot: One of Jesus&#039; apostles who sold him out to the Romans, leading to the crucifixion.  He hung himself shortly afterwards in a fit of despair.  His name became a byword for betraying someone close to you, and is also known for the price he sold Jesus out for (30 pieces of silver).&lt;br /&gt;
* Cain: Adam and Eve&#039;s son after being cast out of paradise.  Murdered his brother Abel for petty reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Pharaoh of the Exodus, known simply as Pharaoh.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes God and/or various angels are depicted negatively, as either being passive in the face of evil or complicit ([[Adeptus Evangelion|or being giant monsters out to destroy the world]]). Naturally, those kinds of interpretations are highly frowned upon for the obvious reason that people still worship God, this can involve in-universe retcons of Scripture, consider God good and do not like it when other people call His actions evil, so naturally this is [[Extra Heresy]] (and blasphemy).&lt;br /&gt;
** It should be added that Fallen Angels are a Canonical (as in, actually appear in the New Testiment) option to have Evil Angels without making God Himself Evil, although it still runs into the problem of why God made his own angels susceptible to becoming evil in the first place. Note that this is more an early Jewish and Christian motif than a later Jewish or Islamic one, due to changes and differences, respectively, in theology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Non-Biblical figures who show up in media adaptions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lilith, the fanon first wife of Adam, the first man. It must be emphasized that she &#039;&#039;&#039;does not exist in any biblical source&#039;&#039;&#039; (other then the first woman being created twice -- but then again, a lot of things happen twice, slightly differently described each time, in Genesis), but that being said, she was reputed to be one of Satan&#039;s many wives and a mother of demons.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Wandering Jew and Longinus: Because Jesus implied that certain people listening to him speak would be around for the Second Coming (although two obvious alternate readings are that Jesus was talking about his shortly impending Resurrection, or referring to the then-future, but politically easy to foresee, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War Great Revolt of 66 AD], whose results could easily be seen as something that would be talked about in the same tone as the end of the world at the time), two non-biblical figures show up, starting in medieval works: The Wandering Jew, an Jew of the era, cursed to immortality, and Longinus, the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus&#039; side with a spear during the Crucifixion, similarly cursed to immortality. Can show up as villains, heroes, or mere cameos. (Both are more likely to show up in literature and RPGs then visual media; Longinus in particular is the identity claimed by an important historical vampire in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Requiem]]&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Various non-Biblically mentioned Angels.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Djinn]]: Originally an element of pre-Islamic Arabian mythology, they are mentioned in the Quran as spirits born of &amp;quot;smokeless fire&amp;quot;. Unlike Islamic angels, they are capable of sin and can go to either Heaven or Hell. The Islamic version of Satan (called Iblis or Shaitan) is said to have originally been a djinn. Over time and several (mis)interpretations, they came to be portrayed as the figures we now know as [[genie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Holy Grail: The cup that Christ drank from at the Last Supper and/or a cup used for various purposes during the Crucifixion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The True Cross: So named because of the dozens of other crosses falsely passed off as the one Jesus was crucified on--not helped by the fact that the Roman Empire crucified a &#039;&#039;lot&#039;&#039; of people, as Crucifixion was the standard Roman method of execution of non-Romans. Whether it actually &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the cross Jesus was crucified in is another story. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Spear of Destiny and various other objects associated with the Crucifixion: In certain media, the Spear of Destiny (which pierced his side during crucifixion), as well as the nails which pinned him to the cross, are considered gifted with magical powers because they have the blood of God on them. &lt;br /&gt;
** Other objects from the Crucifixion that can show up in media and are sometimes (but more rarely then the above) assigned supernatural powers include the Crown of Thorns, the 30 pieces of silver payed to Judas, the whip used for the 39 lashes, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Sponge a sponge].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Veil of Veronica and/or the Shroud of Turin: These are two relics that purported to be pieces of cloth that were miraculously imprinted with an image of Christ&#039;s face after being in contact with him sometime during the crucial four days. The former is lost; the latter is of rather dubious authenticity and is now considered by most scholars to be a forgery made in the Middle Ages. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Ark of the Covenant: Where Moses supposedly put the shards of the original Ten Commandments (and possibly Aaron&#039;s rod and a pot of manna). Famously disappeared during one of the various times Jerusalem was sacked, and has never been seen since. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil&lt;br /&gt;
* The Fruit of Life.&lt;br /&gt;
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So in Abrahamic mythology there is only one god, or at least only one &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; god: &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039;, which most people would just refer to him as &#039;&#039;&#039;GOD&#039;&#039;&#039; since his name is too sacred to speak of and because he is the only god that exists, with all others being false idols and products of human imagination or demonic ruse. In fact, we don&#039;t even know how its pronounced (in part because ancient Hebrew is an abjad- a language that only uses consonants in their writing system) the two most common anglicizations being &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Jehovah&#039;&#039;&#039;. Other names and titles that may be used instead of &#039;&#039;&#039;YHVH&#039;&#039;&#039; include &#039;&#039;&#039;Elohim&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;God&#039;&#039;&#039; or gods), &#039;&#039;&#039;Adonai&#039;&#039;&#039; (meaning &#039;&#039;&#039;Lord&#039;&#039;&#039;), &#039;&#039;&#039;HaShem&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I AM&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Father&#039;&#039;&#039;. In Islam (and also by Arabic speaking Christians), he is instead called &#039;&#039;&#039;Allah&#039;&#039;&#039;. And other languages have their own unique  words used to refer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before the world was born, according to Milton, there was the &amp;quot;war in heaven&amp;quot; [[War in Heaven|(not this one)]] where [[Horus|Lucifer]], [[Horus Heresy|the most perfect of God&#039;s creations and the best of the archangels, rebelled against God with a third of the angels in Heaven, but was defeated and cast down to Hell]], in which he was imprisoned. &lt;br /&gt;
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After that, God creates the world. It is said that he created the world in 7 days, hence the seven-day work week we all know and love: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (although those names themselves are drawn from various pagan, Roman, and Norse traditions -- Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thor, Frigga/Freya, and Saturn -- because flexibility is important when it comes to winning converts). He then created many animals, plants and the first two humans: Adam and Eve. He observed them in the Garden of Eden &#039;&#039;(aka his research facility)&#039;&#039; watching them having fun and telling them that they could do anything they wanted, except from eat the fruit of one particular tree in the garden. But that promise was broken when the woman, Eve was tempted by a winged serpent - who according to Milton, was actually Lucifer in disguise seeking to avenge himself by corrupting humanity - to eat the fruit, which held within it the knowledge of good and evil. Adam and Eve, having eaten the fruit, gained knowledge and dignity which made them embarrassed by their lack of clothing. God found out and exiled from the garden them to the mortal world. The serpent is also punished, with his wings taken from him, turning him into the [[snek]] we all knew and feared. According to Christianity, this also introduced original sin, fundamentally changing the nature of humankind from natural innocence to inherent wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the mortal world, Adam and Eve worked hard to survive and later conceived two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain was a farmer while Abel was a shepherd. When they both offered their produce to God, God only favored Abel&#039;s. &#039;&#039;(According to some, it was because Cain hid his best offering from God, and others because he gave God leftovers while Abel gave the best; others still say (frequently either looking to blame-shift or suggest that even small evils can lead to larger ones in other people), Abel&#039;s overweening pride at being favored provoked what followed. By this point if you are a true [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] fan, you would know what&#039;s coming next, but without the vampire shit.)&#039;&#039; Cain killed Abel, and his punishment for murder was to never farm ever again; wherever he spilled his brother&#039;s blood, the earth became cursed so that it can never grow anything, putting an end to Cain&#039;s favorite job and career. However, punishments differ in other mythologies and it&#039;s a clusterfuck, though the &#039;Mark of Cain&#039; deal is a common point of reference - Cain fears the cold, cruel world will be out to get his marauding criminal ass, so God set a mark on him that made it clear anyone trying to inflict their justice over His own would get it seven times worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam and Eve later had the third son Seth, who is the true ancestor of mankind, and [[Command and Conquer|Cain is then exiled to the land of the Nod]] where he built the City of Enoch (because he can&#039;t farm) and conceived many other descendants. There&#039;s also the claim that Eve was not the first wife, but Lilith, a woman who was created from the same dirt as Adam. Felt too hot shit for Adam, so she ran away with an archangel called Samael &#039;&#039;(the Fallen name for Lucifer in some stories)&#039;&#039;, though in other stories she ran away a demon prince called Asmodeus ([[Asmodeus|the one this guy was named after]]) and begat a whole race of demons called the Lilim or Lilitu. In [[Vampire: The Masquerade]] however, she taught Cain cool dark magic and shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the rest, it&#039;s easier to find the nearest Bible and/or Koran and read it for yourself.  Just don&#039;t call it mythology or worse where anyone can hear you, unless you enjoy offending people, want to provoke an argument and don&#039;t particularly care about being ostracized or worse, depending on where you do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Noah&#039;s Ark ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Humankind had become incredibly corrupt  and sinful (we’re talking [[Fall of the Eldar|birth the Eye of Terror]] levels of debauchery(!) here), so God decided to have the sea level to suddenly rise to the kind you see in disaster movie like [[/tv/|The Day After Tomorrow]]. He instructed the only righteous people on Earth, starting with the family patriarch named Noah to build [[Imperial Navy|an ark big enough to contain every animals in the world as well as his family]], or just each animal species with their own female and male pairing so that they could reproduce. God even instruct Noah to build the ark with the size he demands: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m), [[just as planned|it&#039;s almost as if God intended this]]. The ark is also made out of some probably extinct wood called &amp;quot;Gopher&amp;quot; (that&#039;s just how the Hebrew word is pronounced, &#039;&#039;gofer&#039;&#039; -- it&#039;s not related to the furry critter), probably the best kind since the ark has to withstand waves after waves of tsunami for a long time and a tragically, all of them were either used up building the Ark or the flood wrecked the rest.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the rain lasted 40 days and the resulting flood killed everyone except those on the ark.  They basically float and live on their stockpiles for nearly a year until the water goes down.  Noah makes a burnt sacrifice to thank God for sparing them and God makes a covenant to never again use a flood to destroy the world (either creating rainbows to serve as a reminder of this, or making the rainbow represent this).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moses and the Exodus of the Hebrews ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Another myth took place in Egypt. There once lived the Israelite (later the Jewish) people, the  chosen people of God. They had come to reside in Egypt after a renowned ancestor Joseph helped Egypt survive a major famine, and were living in peaceful harmony until one day some asshole [[Tomb Kings|Pharaoh]] came and starts to oppress the shit out of them.  The Pharaoh hated how the Hebrews bred like rats and got paranoid that they &#039;&#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039;&#039; ally with Egypt&#039;s enemies, so he ordered [[grimdark|every one of their male babies thrown in the river of Nile to either drown or get eaten by wildlife]].  Moses, our hero of the story survived as an infant and was adopted by Pharaoh&#039;s daughter (oh the irony). Moses eventually grow up and learn of God &#039;&#039;&#039;Yahweh&#039;&#039;&#039; and is commanded to free his people and guide them on an exodus to the promised land.  Pharaoh and his army tried to stop them but God basically said fuck you and send [[Nurgle|twelve powerful plagues]] to fucked them over; it could&#039;ve ended sooner if he just let them go, but the Pharaoh was [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|stupidly stubborn and always tried to tweak the deal to his advantage]].  [[Nagash|The plagues were so effective that Egypt became a frigging wasteland, and even then Scripture states God was pulling His punches - but no undead unfortunately]].  Later, Moses guide his people to close the red sea where he do the iconic sea splitting to make a crossing passage. The Pharaoh and his goons tried to take chase but was once again pwned by the sudden sea crushing them both side when they were on the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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After traveling with his fellow Hebrews, Moses was called to Mount Sinai by God, who gave him the &#039;&#039;&#039;Ten Commandments&#039;&#039;&#039;: ten rules willed by God as the foundation of Jewish law and the worship of God. Later on other rules were given, and then sometimes God gave direct orders (e.g. commands to commit [[exterminatus|genocide]] on the entire cities of man, woman, chidren and animals for failing to worship God, though those nations were also at war with the Hebrews some sources cite that it was also punishment for the practices of those religions, which were said to include [[Khorne|human sacrifice]] and [[Slaanesh|ritual prostitution where they weren&#039;t picky about the participants age, gender, species...]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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While he was up there, the Israelites believed he would never come back and had built an idol of a golden calf that they claimed as their new god. When Moses returned, he was enraged and had the calf ground to powder, which was scattered into water and force-fed to the Israelites, which were then struck with a plague as a punishment for their idolatry. Moses and his followers arrived to their promised land after a delay of 40 years due to the Israelites&#039; incessant disbelief in God despite all he&#039;d done, which is, unsurprisingly, Israel! The Israelites then spend a long chunk of their history trying to kill off the native Caananites, all while being repeatedly punished for continually abandoning God&#039;s worship in favor of false idols in what can only be called a stunning inability to learn from experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Things drawn from Abrahamic Myth / Demonology ====&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;bibles&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Jewish, Christian and Islamic holy books)&#039;&#039; and associated apocrypha are undoubtedly HUGE sources of inspiration for game developers, particularly [[Dungeons and Dragons]] where monsters are ported over, virtually unchanged and names of significant figures are also often used.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The idea that Hell has Nine layers - [[Baator]] - though where Dante&#039;s layers have distinct punishments, Baator&#039;s layers are the realms of powerful lords.&lt;br /&gt;
**Names of significant demon/devil characters: [[Asmodeus]]  - demon of Lust, &#039;&#039;&#039;Baalzebul&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(or other variants like Baalzebul, Beelzebub)&#039;&#039; - demon of gluttony, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Mammon&#039;&#039;&#039; - demon of avarice&lt;br /&gt;
*Different orders of Angels, or angel analogues such as [[Genie]]s (or djinn, as they were originally called in Islamic tradition)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Gnosticism ====&lt;br /&gt;
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A wide family of heretical beliefs mixing Abrahamic theology with Greek philosophy, Gnosticism believes in the existence of two gods; the true omnipotent God of the spiritual world and the Demiurge, the false god who created the Earth. Seeing as the world was created by a flawed creator, it is inherently flawed itself, so your goal ought to be to transcend the physical plane and escape to the perfect world of the spirit. Typically the Demiurge was identified with the god of the Old Testament, while the true god was seen as the one preached by Jesus, in an attempt to explain the apparent dissonance between their depictions. Where Satan fits into the picture depends on the exact sect, some portraying him as a force of liberty that seeks to free mankind from the tyranny of the Demiurge while others see him as seeking to further mankind&#039;s imprisonment by distracting them from spiritual matters with his temptations. Often associated with the western occult tradition of Hermeticism, also a mixture of Abrahamic and Greek traditions, though not all Hermetics are necessary Gnostics. There were countless different sects of Gnosticism, and describing the differences between them would likely require its own article. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Gnosticism is hardly the most well-known religion due to the early Christian Church&#039;s ultimately successful efforts in wiping it out and the lack of surviving information on how it was practiced, it has influenced several fantasy settings, like [[Kult]], [[The Elder Scrolls]] and both of the [[World of Darkness]] Mage games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===Arthurian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
The story of a boy who becomes king of England and his knights. Arthurian lore is unusual among mythology in that historians actually know the names and history of the authors who created most of it. This doesn&#039;t make it any more consistent, in-fact even authors directly continuing existing stories couldn&#039;t be assed to keep basic things consistent. The issue has to do with Arthur&#039;s story being used by every ambitious bard to introduce their own [[Original character, do not steal|OC]] Knight of the Round Table and why theirs is the best of the bunch, as well as many of Britain&#039;s monarchs adjusting his story for their own political gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of some minor note, the story of King Arthur &#039;&#039;may&#039;&#039; have some sorta kinda basis in reality. If he existed, he was apparently a &#039;&#039;&#039;general&#039;&#039;&#039;, not king, who successfully fought in at least one battle to contain the invading Anglo-Saxons during the era after the collapse of the western Roman Empire. Given many, many washings through the story retelling and expanding machine after being combined with the mythos associated with the Holy Grail, we wind up with the King Arthur mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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For the closest thing to an official &amp;quot;canon&amp;quot; for Arthurian literature, it officially begins with Geoffrey Monmouth&#039;s &#039;&#039;The History of the Kings of Britain&#039;&#039;, with some of the more prominent stories including &#039;&#039;Le Morte D&#039;Arthur,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Perceval, the Story of the Grail,&#039;&#039; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Side note: If you intentionally quote from &#039;&#039;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&#039;&#039; at the gaming table, you deserve to be punched in the face.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Arthur &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(no shit are you fucking stupid oh my god jesus christ come on its IN THE FUCKIN--)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--No shit he&#039;s notable, but maybe actually inform the reader about him?--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Knights of the Round Table&lt;br /&gt;
**Lancelot: The closest of Arthur&#039;s companions and the greatest knight of the age, but also infamous for his long affair with Guinevere. Some scholars believe he was not part the original group of knights and actually just a completely separate fictional knight that met Arthur in a crossover and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gawain: One of the earliest knights in Arthurian mythos, representing Wales. He typically gets shit on by the newer, fancier knights, but really comes into his own during his duel with the Green Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
**Galahad: Lancelot&#039;s son. [[Grey Knights|Absolutely pure of heart]], and the only one able to sit in the lethal chair at the Round Table known as &amp;quot;The Siege Perilous.&amp;quot; For this he is able to complete the quest for the Holy Grail. After finding it, he ascends into Heaven along with the Grail. &lt;br /&gt;
**Percival: The Knight who was supposed to find the grail before Galahad appeared. In his version of the story, he finds the grail is kept by the Fisher King, ruler of a wasteland that can only be healed by Percival becoming the new king. In later versions, Percival is unsuccessful in healing the land, allowing Galahad to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kay: Arthur&#039;s [[Gish]] step-brother. One of the earliest written knights, but nobody remembers him. Kay was a guy&#039;s name once upon a time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Merlin: Arthur&#039;s wizard and mentor, as well as the template for almost every other wizard in fantasy fiction since the genre was a thing. Works vary wildly on how benevolent he is and how he got his powers. Originally named Myrddin, but that sounded too close to &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; for audiences that knew French, which was a lot of people at the time, so it was changed. Since having a super OP wizard as a buddy would make things too easy for Arthur, some stories have him trapped by Morgan&#039;s apprentice Vivian or the Lady of the Lake so that Merlin can&#039;t warn Arthur of his impending doom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Morgan le Fay: Merlin&#039;s opposite number. Sometimes Arthur&#039;s half-sister because fuck consistency. Depending on the story, she is either an ally or an enemy of Arthur. &lt;br /&gt;
*Guinevere: Arthur&#039;s wife. Falls for Lancelot shortly after they meet, and somehow their affair goes unnoticed until exposed by Morgan le Fay and Mordred. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lady of the Lake: A fey chick who gives Arthur Excalibur after the sword in the stone breaks. Since most adaptations make the sword in the stone and Excalibur one in the same her role varies wildly. Sometimes said to be Lancelot&#039;s adoptive mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mordred: Most commonly depicted as Arthur&#039;s bastard son with his half-sister (who may or may not be Morgan le Fay depending on the story) or possibly his aunt, but like a lot of things in Arthur Mythos his background is inconsistent as hell. All that&#039;s certain is he doesn&#039;t like Arthur and wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Knight: Shows up to the castle one day and challenges each knight to chop his head off with an axe, on the condition he gets to do the same thing to them next year. Nobody is willing to accept the challenge... except Gawain. Gawain beheads the Green Knight [[Dullahan|only for him to pick the head right back up and walk away]], reminding Gawain of their deal. Gawain survives thanks to the the Green Girdle and learns the whole thing really was a test of the knights&#039; courage by Morgan. If this sounds uncharacteristically consistent to you, it&#039;s because he only appeared in one story, albeit a well regarded one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Black Knight: There&#039;s a few different ones, or it could just be another case of zero consistency. (It should be noted that knights with black armor were actual semi-historical figures; blackening up your armor made it vastly easier to maintain for a solo knight without a squire, so a Knight without a liege sometimes did so while either seeking new employment, or just plain wandering; alternately, the knight painted up his armor and shield to conceal his identity. Either way, you have a knight without a master, a worrying prospect to the feudal mind.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fisher King: Usually only shows up in Holy Grail-related stories; in some versions, as he suffers, so does the land, and vice versa, and in others, he&#039;s just a protector of the Grail who was wounded by it for some sin (usually, adultery or getting married in the first place), and the wound also in some way renders the land barren (and thus, needing to fish in order to get food, thus, &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Fisher&#039;&#039; King&amp;quot;). In the latter case, he&#039;s associated with a &amp;quot;Healing Question&amp;quot;, a question that when asked of him will heal his wounds, which varies from version to version (the two most famous are &amp;quot;Who serves the Grail?&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Why are you so wounded?&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few adaptions use the Anglo-Saxons, the people who the earliest chronicles claim he fought against.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthurian myth has some of the highest artifact density out there. Among the most famous are: &lt;br /&gt;
*The Holy Grail: Has some connections to the life of Jesus, see above. Short version is that it grants immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Sword in The Stone and/or Excalibur: The legendary sword which acts as Arthur&#039;s badge of office. In some versions of the myth they are the same sword, others not; some versions even name the other sword &amp;quot;Caliburn&amp;quot; (which is just a translation of the French &amp;quot;Excalibur&amp;quot; to Latin) The scabbard in particular protects Arthur from all wounds; for this reason, Morgan steals the Scabbard to weaken him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green Girdle: Obtained by Sir Gawain in &#039;&#039;Sir Gawain and the Green Knight&#039;&#039;. A girdle of green silk, none who wear it can be killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Round Table itself: Most works just make the round table a mundane table, but a few give it magical powers of some kind. The symbolic importance is that all knights are considered equal to each other as it lacks any ends for a head to claim. One seat, the Siege Perilous, kills all unworthy knight who would sit on it; only the one who will find the Holy Grail may sit in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chinese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Since China lived right next to various, heavily religious nations countries like India and Tibet, their mythology contains many gods from Buddhism, although the ancient Chinese tended more towards Taoism as a general rule. Chinese mythology is pretty well known and famous in Asia and one of its most famous myths, &amp;quot;The Journey to the West&amp;quot;, brought forth near-endless adaptations, including everyone&#039;s [[anime|favorite anime/manga about a certain half-monkey xeno super fighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chinese mythos displays a heavy Taoist belief influenced by the Zhou Dynasty that passed it down from generation to generation until the Three Kingdoms era, where one Xu Zheng finally committed the story to paper. Basically, there is but formless [[Chaos]] in the beginning and it coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu was a [[anime|Tengan Toppa]]-sized sky titan and a hairy primitive humanoid; he would separate the yin and yang (earth and sky) by lifting up the sky and holding it for the next 18,000 frigging years (because fuck you Atlas, you derivative hack). While doing his lifting, both the sky and earth grew ten feet (3 meters) everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pangu finally died at the end of this period, with the world forming from several of his remains: His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the sun; his right eye, the moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, sacred diamonds; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals. Kinda similar to [[#Norse|Ymir the giant]], except he wasn&#039;t murdered and it wasn&#039;t metal enough that the blood became killer tsunamis.&lt;br /&gt;
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An ancient goddess named Nüwa was the one who created humanity out of clay. Men that were molded by her in yellow clay became the top dog of their society, just because they were molded by her hand - the rest of humankind were made out of mud for mass production and were thus [[peasants]]. [[Skub|(Whether it was ancient Chinese propaganda to let everyone know their place is up to the reader&#039;s interpretation)]]. As she was busy creating humans, the pillar holding the sky broke, so she had to fix it herself using a giant azure turtle&#039;s shell as water container and its legs as a new set of pillars. There&#039;s also another version where she is depicted as the Chinese version of Eve, as well as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, the first god. Her husband Fuxi taught humans how to hunt and fish and gave them the first system of writing. &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Xiyou Ji (Journey To The West) ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Xiyou Ji (or &#039;&#039;Journey To the West&#039;&#039;) is an important historical Chinese fantasy adventure novel about a journey undertaken to India by a Chinese Buddhist monk, known as Tang Sanzang/Xuanzang or Tripitaka, to get better copies of the Buddhist sacred texts. In this, he has recruited four protectors throughout the journey who agree to help him in atonement for their various sins; two guys nobody cares about: a disgraced commander from heaven named Zhu Bajie, whom was punished by the gods into a pig like beastmen (who &#039;&#039;everyone&#039;&#039; calls an idiot, even &#039;&#039;the narrator&#039;&#039;) and Sha Wujing, a random sand bandit whom was also from heaven and was banished (the black sheep of the party); a horse (whom was secretly the dragon king&#039;s son, also disgraced); and the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; protagonist, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wukong is quite a [[Mary Sue]] at first glance, with a superpower suite to match (Flight, immortality, disguise-piercing super sight, a steel-hard body, transformation mastery, [[What|being able to turn strands of hair into anything up to and including &#039;&#039;perfect clones of himself...&#039;&#039;]] DBZ &#039;&#039;wishes&#039;&#039; it could be that bullshit.); &#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039;, he&#039;s also very much the Only Sane Man™ on this journey and proves to be an archetypical, cunning-if-occasionally-childish trickster through and through. In contrast, Xuanzang is rather unworldly, Zhu Baije is an idiot, Sha Wujing is what effectively amounts to a non-entity, and the horse is essentially just a horse. (For more detail, see &amp;quot;The Monkey King&#039;s Backstory&amp;quot; below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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They proceed to set off on a journey where they learn the virtues and teachings of Buddhism and encounter a lot of interesting folks and weird episodes (such as monsters who wanted Xuanzang&#039;s flesh for immortality and power) along the way, many of which you might recognize if you&#039;re a fan of Japanese or Chinese-themed fantasy works.&lt;br /&gt;
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But did they succeed in the end? After a long and approximately 9 to 14 years of pilgrimage, they finally reaches the borderlands of India. They then traveled to the mythical place known as the Griddharaj Parvat(Vulture Peak) where Sanzang received the scripture from living Buddha. Afterwards, the gang received their own reward from the heaven, where they have ascended to Buddhahood. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg, which was contained within an ancient rock that had been created by [[PROMOTIONS|the coupling of Heaven and Earth]]; the meteor struck a mountain inhabited by wild monkeys. (Yes, this is the basis for Goku&#039;s origin, so [[/co/|Superman fanboys]] claiming originality can eat shit.) Despite his categorically extraterrestrial origin, he emerged from the magical egg looking much like the locals, save for being made of rock. After leading his tribe to the well-hidden source of a stream, Sun Wukong took the title of &amp;quot;Handsome Monkey King&amp;quot;. From there he would proceed to travel the world and establish further influence and power, making several alliances after collecting powerful weapons and armor like your average JPRG protag. This included his trademark staff, phoenix-feather cap, gold chian-mail shirt and cloud-walking boots.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the Chinese equivalent of Hell came calling for his soul; rather than accept death and reincarnation, Wukong decided to [[Settra the Imperishable|wipe the names of him and any monkey he knew from the Book of Life and Death.]] This pissed off the gods - in particular troubling Yama (also known as Enma), the other Kings of Hell and the Dragon Kings - due to the inherent blasphemy and the sheer clerical hell that would result. When the Jade Emperor got wind of this, he figured the solution was to kick Sun Wukong upstairs to Heaven, thinking that a place amongst the gods would keep him in line. Unfortunately, he tried to pull one over on the Monkey King - Wukong was indeed admitted to heaven, but as protector of the Cloud Horses, I.E. a fucking stable boy. The Monkey King&#039;s reaction was [[RAGE|measured and reasonable]]: he sets the horses loose, fucks off back to his mountain and declares himself &amp;quot;The Great Sage, Heaven&#039;s Equal (齊天大聖)&amp;quot;. Unable to arrest the sneaky bastard, Jade Emps thought to pacify him again, this time appointing him guardian of a heavenly peach garden. While a much higher position than before, it conveniently excludes him from being invited to a royal banquet for all the &#039;&#039;important&#039;&#039; gods. [[Derp|Apparently Jade Emps thought the same trick would work twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Deciding to step his rebellion game up a notch, he drinks the Jade Emperor&#039;s royal wine, along with chowing down on longevity pills and the garden&#039;s peaches - which he likely was doing anyway, since each peach on their own would grant immortality. Thoroughly stocked up on extra lives, the Monkey King then proceeded to &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;solo the entire Army of Heaven&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; - 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, and the four Heavenly Kings - all without breaking a sweat. He even matched the strength of Erlang Shen, a pretty cool guy who is the Jade Emp&#039;s nephew, has a [[Archaon|truth-seeing 3rd eye on his forehead]] and was the best of Heaven&#039;s generals; even when Sun Wukong was captured, it was only through the combined efforts of Tao and Buddhist forces, including several of the greatest deities, and finally Guanyin, a Bodhisattva (an incredibly powerful god-like entity that guides others towards enlightenment, and the only one who could actually subdue and control him).&lt;br /&gt;
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...and then what? They certainly couldn&#039;t execute the Monkey King for obvious reasons, and trying to distill him into an elixir for recreating the longevity pills [[FAIL|just made him &#039;&#039;&#039;stronger&#039;&#039;&#039; and gave him even more fucking superpowers]]. Enter Buddha, as in &#039;&#039;&#039;THE&#039;&#039;&#039; Buddha, who appeals to his pride by claiming that he can&#039;t escape the Buddha&#039;s palm. Sun Wukong accepted, being the smug motherfucker he is, and leaps almost effortlessly to an area with five pillars, where he leaves his mark by writing his title on them (and in some versions by &#039;&#039;peeing&#039;&#039; on them as well). Leaping back, he finds himself back in the Buddha&#039;s palm, where it turns out he&#039;d never left - [[Just As Planned|the pillars he&#039;d marked were Buddha&#039;s &#039;&#039;fingers.&#039;&#039;]] Having one-upped the ultimate trickster, Buddha then turns his hand into a mountain and traps him under it, sealing him with a special talisman before he can lift it off (yeah, he can bench press mountains, get on his fucking level).&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the monk Xuanzang came along, prompting the Monkey King to bargain for his freedom - as it happens, Guanyin (the Bodhisattva who had helped captured him previously) is searching for disciples to act as his bodyguard, and allows him to join. Buddha ensures his compliance with an unremovable headband that he tricks Sun Wukong into wearing, which tightens painfully when the monk chants a certain sutra. (That&#039;s 2-0 for Buddha!) Guanyin decided it wasn&#039;t fair for Buddha to COMPLETELY own his shit, and gave Wukong three super-special &#039;emergency&#039; hairs. He then sets off with the monk, and the rest is history.&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Twelve Zodiac====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the ancient China, there is this &amp;quot;Twelve Earthly Branches&amp;quot; that the ancient chinese used to identify dates and time. However, it&#039;s origin wasn&#039;t clear but it was explained in a humorous manner and replaced with the twelve animal instead. You see a long ago, the Jade Emperor decided to host a race to see which animal would be worthy for the calendar years. The race is special because the animals will have to cross a river to prove their resolves. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first three animals mentioned in the story are the Rat, Ox and Cat. Since both the Rat and the Cat are bad at swimming, they decided to ride on the Ox&#039;s back. The Ox was easy going and just let them have the free trip. Just before they reach the finish line, [[Skaven|the Rat backstabbed the Cat by pushing it into the river and went for the 1st place itself]]. Because of that, Rat became the 1st in the race with Ox being the 2nd. The Tiger got the 3rd place, the reason being it was pushed back by the downstream currents despite being strong and powerful. The Rabbit got the 4th place after it crossed the river by jumping on the exposed rocks in the water. It almost drowned if it weren&#039;t for a drifting log that washed it to shore. The frigging dragon (the slender Chinese type) takes the 5th place after that. Despite it being celestial and all powerful, it explained to Jade Emps that it had to stop by a village to save the people there from a housefire. Then on the way, it found the Rabbit helplessly clinging onto the drifting log that the Dragon gives a boost with just one breath. The Horse steadily appeared with galloping sound from a far, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of The Snake, which ended up giving Snake the 6th place with the Horse being the 7th. The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster gets the 8th, 9th and 10th place in order after they please the Jade Emps with some good teamwork crossing the river. The Rooster found the raft with The Monkey and The Goat pulling the raft. The Dog ended up being the 11th place despite being the best swimmer and runner, simply because it was playing in the water the whole time. The lazy Pig ended up being the 12th and final place despite it eating and sleeping in the middle of the race. The Cat that was drowned did not make into the race and it is the reason why it hates rats so much, as well as suffering aquaphobia because of that. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Egyptian Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Most well known for its collection of gods with [[Furry|the heads of animals]]. Unlike Greek or Norse mythology, has very little emphasis on mortal or demimortal heroes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Egyptian mythology is wildly inconsistent due to spanning numerous cultures over thousands of years: for instance, the world is alternately said to have been created by Ra, Atem, Ptah, Thoth, or a collection of eight gods known as the Ogdoad. Whoever was the supreme god mainly depended on what city you were in and what time period it was, but the most well-known one was the sun god Ra. A common theme was the maintaining of a divine order known as Ma&#039;at. Maintaining Ma&#039;at on Earth was seen as the prime responsibility of the Pharoah, a priest-king who was seen as the bridge between mortals and gods. Another major theme is the concept of the death and rebirth of mortals and gods alike, leading to the famous Egyptian practices of [[Mummy|mummification]] and the construction of elaborate tombs. In total the Eyptian pantheon had thousands of gods (and that&#039;s not counting the dvine aspects attributed to Pharaohs), some of the most notable of them are discussed below.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Gods:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*Ra: Falcon-headed (although he was also often depicted as a ram or a scarab) god of the sun. During the night, he voyaged through the underworld where he would battle the monstrous serpent Apophis. Also known as Khephri or Atum (among other names), depending on the time of day- it is said he was Khephri in the morning, Ra at noon, and Atum at night. &lt;br /&gt;
*Osiris: Formerly the god-king of Egypt, he was murdered and cut to pieces by his brother Set and became the god of the afterlife.  Was resurrected by his sister Isis and they conceived Horus... then Set killed him again.  Due to the Egyptian obsession with funerary rites, this made him a very important god. &lt;br /&gt;
*Isis: Sister/wife of Osiris and goddess of magic and wisdom. Her sorcery was what allowed Osiris to rise from the dead to become god of the afterlife. Her influence was particularly strong during the Roman Empire, and some scholars believe that elements of her worship may have influenced Christianity by way of the veneration of the Virgin Mary.&lt;br /&gt;
*Horus (no, not that [[Horus]]): Falcon-headed sky god and son of Osiris and Isis.  Waged war against Set to avenge his father, which included humiliating him by [[/d/|ejaculating in his salad]].  Ended up taking his father&#039;s job, and so became the patron of the pharoahs. He is heavily associated with the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, which was believed to protect against evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anubis: Psychopomp deity that oversaw the Weighing of the Heart. Although in actual Egyptian mythology he was only Osiris&#039; servant, his striking jackal-headed appearance has made him more well-known.&lt;br /&gt;
*Set: God of deserts, who due to being associated with foreign invaders was demonized into an evil god who murdered Osiris. Wasn&#039;t the ultimate villain of Egyptian Mythology, that would be Apophis (who was so evil Set was portrayed as fighting him even after being demonized), but Apophis is nowhere near as infamous.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apophis: Essentially, the God of Evil and Darkness.  Enemy of all living things, and the sort of guy who picks a fight with Ra each and every night, even though he loses every time.  While others gods are depicted as humanoid, Apophis, also called Apep, was depicted as a snake or sometimes a crocodile.  Trivia; the Ancient Egyptians believed that depicting Apophis gave him power, so to counteract this whenever they drew him, they&#039;d draw him being beaten in a fight by another god.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greco-Roman Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
[[:Category:Greek Mythology|The stuff introduced in Greek myth]] is pretty widespread. Some of it is so widely used people forget it came from the Greeks in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, [[Eldar]] and [[High Elves|Elves]] [[Dark Elves|of the]] [[Wood Elves|Warhammer]] worlds took a lot of elements from Indo-European myth, the prime examples of the west being Greco-Roman mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Locations:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mt. Olympus: The home of the gods, notably Zeus. This place is where the gods look down on mortals while discussing how their mortal champions are going to shank their rival gods&#039; champions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tartarus: Named after one of the primordial gods, it is the deepest abyss, deeper than Hade&#039;s underworld. It imprisons the most wicked of criminals along with the titans.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atlantis]]: Legendary sea kingdom. Pissed off the gods with their expansionist behaviors and got dunked into the ocean. Technically not part of the mythology, but since Plato was the first one to write it down we&#039;re putting it here anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable heroes with lots of media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus/Jupiter (in his more positive depictions): King of the gods and big good of the pantheon, being a fair judge and ruler of gods and men. If there&#039;s any work of fiction with a pantheon of deities, expect one of them to be patterned after Zeus. This guy &#039;&#039;fucks&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hercules/Heracles: The most famous of Zeus&#039; misbegotten sons, Hercules is a demigod who undergoes twelve great labors to prove his worth, slaying many monsters and ultimately saving the gods from an attack by the giants. &lt;br /&gt;
*Theseus: Reputed to be the son of Poseidon and the slayer of the Minotaur, he was also credited with the rise of Athens. &lt;br /&gt;
*Perseus: Another of Zeus&#039;s bastards, and the ancestor of Hercules no less. Famous for slaying Medusa. &lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus: A masterful inventor whose name became synonymous with master craftsmen. Most famously responsible for creating the Labyrinth for [[Minotaur|King Minos&#039; beast]] before being locked up himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaders of both sides of the Trojan War (Achilles, Hector, Paris etc.).&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Most notable villains in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Zeus (in his more negative depictions): Zeus is also known as a serial philanderer/rapist, having slept with plenty of mortal women just because he could (and sometimes doing so while shapeshifted into another form: among others, he&#039;s been a goose, a bull, and a shower of gold, don&#039;t ask how the last one works) and has created as many problems as he has solutions. One could also cast Zeus as being dickish and a control freak as the ultimate authority of Olympus, like when he had Prometheus bound and tortured for giving fire to humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hades: A rather glaring case of typecasting, despite being the god of the dead Hades isn&#039;t actually as much of a villain as popular media casts him. In truth he&#039;s a rather decent fellow, if a bit on the gloomy side. Perhaps the most glaring of crimes he&#039;s done is the matter of kidnapping Demeter&#039;s daughter Persephone to make her his wife (causing Demeter to plunge the world into famine until it was arranged for Persephone to come out of the Underworld for half the year, creating the seasons in the process), but compared to Zeus he&#039;s still a shining beacon of virtue in that respect. He gets even better if you consider that in some tellings she willingly came with him. &lt;br /&gt;
*Hera: Only in works involving Zeus&#039; bastards, since she tended to be &#039;&#039;just a little bit annoyed&#039;&#039; at her husband&#039;s constant infidelity and was prone to taking her jealous rage out on whoever was unlucky enough to catch his eye at the time as well as his illegitimate progeny. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Titans: See below as to why they hate the gods. They tend to be quite cross about it, and eager for revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ares: God of War, who constantly feeds upon it. Thus, any matter of peace is bound to be disrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
*The various offspring of Echidna: Echidna is a monstrous [[lamia]] goddess who is known to have birthed many monsters, chief among them Cerberus (guardian to the gates of Hades), the Lernian [[Hydra]], and the Nemean Lion (which Hercules slays)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Pandora&#039;s box&lt;br /&gt;
*Daedalus&#039;s inventions (especially the wings of Icarus): Probably the first man-powered flying machine, though it was entirely made of wax. Daedalus made it so that his son Icarus could escape their prison, but Icarus flew too close to the sun in his hubris, causing the wings to melt and him to fall to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sun chariot of Helios&lt;br /&gt;
*Pelt of the Nemean Lion: The first of Heracles&#039; labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a beast with an impenetrable hide. After finding this out, Heracles manages to do it in by strangling the beast. Heracles then tries to skin it, only to fail until Athena informs him to use the lion&#039;s own claws. The hide retains its invulnerability to most weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ambrosia: The food of the gods, capable of preserving their powers like Iduna&#039;s golden apples.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talos: a ROBOT. That&#039;s right, a frigging bronze robot made by Hephaestus to protect Crete where it circles three times a day and crush invader ships with boulders. Was defeated by Jason&#039;s gang when Medea distract him while having its nail removed by her teammates, which pour out the ichors inside and killed it.&lt;br /&gt;
*All sorts of stuff used by the gods (Zeus&#039;s thunderbolts, Hades&#039;s helmet of invisibility, Neptune&#039;s trident, Hermes&#039;s winged sandals, Athena&#039;s shield -- sometimes with [[Medusa]]&#039;s head on it...).&lt;br /&gt;
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==== The Gods &amp;amp; Creation Myth ====&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s a god for every aspect of ordinary life, like smithing, governing and war. This makes naming the entire pantheon quite lengthy (though we neckbeards might see it as a good challenge), so we won&#039;t bore you with the entire mess. The most important gods/goddess you need to know are:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jupiter/Zeus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the guy with the lightning bolts who is the king of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Juno/Hera&#039;&#039;&#039;, wife of Zeus and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and women;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Minerva/Athena&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of wisdom and war born from Jupiter having a massive headache [[Sisters of Battle|fully grown up and armed]];&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dis Pater/Pluto/Hades&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s eldest brother and the god of most of the Greco-Roman afterlife; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Neptune/Poseidon&#039;&#039;&#039;, Jupiter&#039;s other brother and the god of the seas; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Apollo&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the sun, music, and archery;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diana/Artemis&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the moon and the hunt; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ceres/Demeter&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the harvest; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mercury/Hermes&#039;&#039;&#039;, messenger of the gods; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Venus/Aphrodite&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of sex and love; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Mars/Ares&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of war; *&#039;&#039;&#039;Vulcan/Hephasteus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of the forge; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Vesta/Hestia&#039;&#039;&#039;, goddess of the hearth; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bacchus/Dionysus&#039;&#039;&#039;, god of wine and drunken revelry.  &lt;br /&gt;
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According to Greek myth, the first beings to come into existence were &#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia&#039;&#039;&#039; (the Earth) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Uranus&#039;&#039;&#039; (the sky). They had three sets of children: the Cyclopses, the Hecatonchires (giants with a hundred hands), and the Titans. Uranus imprisoned the first two in Tartarus, the deepest part of the underworld. This upset Gaia and she called upon the Titans to [[FATAL|castrate their father with a flint scythe she had made]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturn/Kronos/Cronus&#039;&#039;&#039;, the youngest of their number, agreed and duly carried it out, becoming the new king of the world. However, Uranus warned Cronus that he too would be overthrown by his children. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cronus sought to avoid this, so he [[Cannibalism|ate each one of them as a new one is born]] from his wife Rhea, but Rhea hid Zeus and fooled Cronus into eating a rock. Zeus then grows up and tricks his father into drinking wine mixed with mustard which makes him puke, saving all his brothers and sisters inside his father&#039;s belly (and who were somehow undigested), thus igniting a war that leads to the overthrow of the Titans. This event is known as &#039;&#039;&#039;The Titanomachy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Battle of the Titans). After all the Titans had been  imprisoned in Tartarus and the Cyclopses and Hecatonchires freed, Zeus formed a government with the rest of his gods while living a [[Slaanesh|comfy hedonist life where he raped many mortal girls and had many bastard sons for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Roman myth can&#039;t agree on anything, because, unlike Grecian legends, it isn&#039;t racist and isolationist as fuck and takes from all Indo-European religions it encountered. This also means that it deviates from the &amp;quot;twelve important gods&amp;quot; rule that the Greeks had, and every area and time period had its own important gods. Imagine it as something akin to ancient Hinduism, minus all the mysticism (at least until all the Egyptian-esque mystery cults started popping up at the dawn of the Empire) and with the occasional emperor being declared a god after his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hindu Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
India is a big place with millennia of history, so it has a lot of deities; dominant sects frequently absorbed deities from competing sects into their mythos as aspects of their own favored deity, so many of those once distinct deities have coalesced together over the centuries. The Puranic period saw a deliberate effort to harmonize rival sects together, which gave rise to the Trimurti (&amp;quot;Three Forms&amp;quot;); this is the subset of the Hindu pantheon that is most well known in the Western world. It is also the subset of Hinduism which formed the mythological backbone of two popular [[RPG]] games: &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039;.  The three cyclical concepts underlying the Trimurti are Creation, Preservation, and Destruction, with a particular deity filling each role as the divine manifestation of that concept, with deities differing by sect.  When the roles are filled by goddesses (&#039;&#039;devi&#039;&#039;) the triad is known as the &#039;&#039;Tridevi&#039;&#039;.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Triat&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Vampire: The Masquerade]]&#039;&#039; the Trimurti are known as the three &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Primordia&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; uses an atheist version of the concepts called the &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Metaphysic Trinity&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The [[grimdark]] spin that [[White Wolf]] puts on the Triat is that the three deities are embroiled in a vicious theomachy against each other, and have all fallen from grace and have become corrupted extremist versions of themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Reincarnation also plays a big role in Hinduism- humans accumulate karma based on their actions in life, with good deeds granting good karma and bad deeds granting bad karma. One&#039;s karma then determines what your soul will be reborn as (human, animal, even a god or demon) in the process of &#039;&#039;samsara&#039;&#039;. Ultimately, Hindus seek to rid themselves of karma entirely, both good and bad, and by doing so escape the cycle of reincarnation. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Creation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brahma the Creator&#039;&#039;&#039; is said to be the creator of all things, but apart from that not much is known about him save for his tendency to be a bit too free to grant favors.  Unlike Brahma who has no dedicated temples, his feminine counterpart &#039;&#039;&#039;Sarasvati the Creatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; sees active worship not only in India but in surrounding countries in various permutations, such as in Japan in the form of Benzaiten.  In the &#039;&#039;Gods, Demi-Gods &amp;amp; Heroes&#039;&#039; supplement from [[TSR]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Brahama&#039;&#039;&#039; was the ruler of the Hindu pantheon (via conflation with the related Hindu concept of &#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:Brahman|Brahman]]&#039;&#039;).  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous androgynous deity of creation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyld&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Dynamicism&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Preservation==== &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vishnu the Preserver&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two best known Hindu male deities; Vishnu preserves the world from evil and upholds virtue. He is said to have had nine incarnations, or &#039;&#039;avatars&#039;&#039; that have manifested when he was needed along with one which has not yet appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Matsaya&#039;&#039; the fish- Saved humanity from a great flood.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kurma&#039;&#039; the tortoise- Aided the gods in churning the Ocean of Milk to produce the water of life &#039;&#039;amrita&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Varaha&#039;&#039; the boar- Pulled the earth out of the sea after it fell in due to the weight of the human race.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Narasimha&#039;&#039; the man-lion- Slew the Asura (demon) lord Hiranyaksha, who had received the boon that he could not be killed &amp;quot;during the day or night, inside or outside, by any weapon, and by man or animal&amp;quot;. So instead Narasimha [[rules lawyer|killed him at twilight with his claws as he was stepping through his doorway]], hitting every loophole at once. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Vamana&#039;&#039; the dwarf- When the Asura Mahabali conquered the universe, Vamana won it back through cunning. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Parashurma&#039;&#039; the axe-bearer- Defeated the Kshatriyas when the warrior caste grew prideful and oppressive. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Rama&#039;&#039;- Hero of the &#039;&#039;Ramayana&#039;&#039; and prince of the kingdom of Kosala, famed for his war against the Asura king Ravana and his friendship with Hanuman the monkey king. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Krishna&#039;&#039;- The most beloved of Vishnu&#039;s avatars. Many legends speak of him, but he is best known for his appearance in the &#039;&#039;Mahabharata&#039;&#039; as the charioteer for the prince Arjuna. Notably, he&#039;s popular enough to have inspired sects that claim Vishnu is one of &#039;&#039;his&#039;&#039; avatars and not the other way around. Also the supreme God in the Hare Krishna cult/airport conga line. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;- Yes, the same one from Buddhism. Needless to say, the Buddhists disagree with that interpretation. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Kalkin&#039;&#039;- The &amp;quot;Future Avatar&amp;quot;, who will appear upon a white horse and destroy evil forever. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Lakshmi the Preservatrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Vaishnavi&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Vishnu.  In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous feminine deity of preservation is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Stasis&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Deities of Destruction====&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his title, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shiva the Destroyer&#039;&#039;&#039;, the other of the two best known Hindu male deities, was viewed as a benevolent being who clears away the old and corrupt to make way for new creation. He is commonly depicted either as a slayer of demons or as a wise ascetic, and he&#039;s also strongly associated with dance (the means by which destruction and creation anew is achieved). In older scripture he was called &#039;&#039;&#039;Rudra&#039;&#039;&#039;, a deification of destructive storms.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the goddess-centric denominations of Hinduism in India, Nepal, and Bangladesh, the goddess &#039;&#039;&#039;Kali the Destructrix&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Parvati&#039;&#039;&#039;) sees more worship than Shiva. You might recognize the fiercer depictions of Kali from [https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c that one scene in Indiana Jones where the human sacrifice gets his heart ripped out of his chest].&lt;br /&gt;
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In &#039;&#039;[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]&#039;&#039; the analogous masculine deity of destruction is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Wyrm&#039;&#039;&#039;, in &#039;&#039;[[Orpheus]]&#039;&#039; the nominally feminine deity of destruction is called Grandmother, in &#039;&#039;[[Mage: The Ascension]]&#039;&#039; the corresponding concept is called &#039;&#039;&#039;Entropy&#039;&#039;&#039;, and in &#039;&#039;[[Wraith: The Oblivion]]&#039;&#039; it is called, well, &#039;&#039;&#039;Oblivion&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Hindu Creation Myths ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Every sect of Hinduism has its own version of the creation myth in which they somehow spin their own favored deity as the primary agent of creation, even if it is just simply claiming that a well-known name of a creator/creatrix deity is really just an aspect of the adherent&#039;s favored deity.  Within the collective of Hindu myths of creation and related topics there is a running theme of recurring cycles of creation and destruction of consecutive universes; one iteration of universal creation and destruction is called a &#039;&#039;kalpa&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, every deity is but a single aspect of the &#039;&#039;Brahman&#039;&#039;, the transcendent Godhead from which all other things derive from. It cannot be understood directly, but by adhering to one&#039;s dharma (their duties in life) and working off karma over many lifetimes a human can attain &#039;&#039;moksha&#039;&#039;- freedom from samsara and eternal communion with the Brahman. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Japanese Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Japanese laymen don&#039;t really bother separating their religions, taking up whatever is convenient or trendy at a particular phase in their life, and thus the major religions (Shinto, Buddhism), some more minor ones, and various folk heroes exist simultaneously. Rarely touched by non-Japanese works that aren&#039;t the pantheon for [[Japan]] analogues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japan is rife with it&#039;s own mythology, which often is connected to history. The most notable example is the first emperor - Jimmu. He is said to be a descendant of Amaterasu but is also taken as a real ancestor to the Imperial Family (which is why the Emperor was worshiped until the end of WWII); this is the equivalent of the British royal family theoretically dating their lineage from King Arthur, if King Arthur himself were a direct descendant of Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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In present day, all three religions plus a number of new religious movements exist in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
There is a common misconception that most Japanese today are non-religious, largely stemming from cultural differences and the somewhat looser nature of Shinto and Buddhism as compared to Abrahamic faiths when it comes to mass-rituals and worship. Suffice it to say that anywhere from 50-80% of Japanese (depending if one counts Shinto and Buddhism individually or combined) pray and partake in religious rituals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Japanese have a plethora of their native gods, in fact, &#039;&#039;plethora&#039;&#039; is a bit of an understatement. Shintoism posits that every thing, be it rock, flower or a makeup set has its own &#039;&#039;kami&#039;&#039; or god/spirit, and depending on what one counts, there are up to 1 MILLION Japanese gods/kami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Deities/Characters:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Izanami and Izanagi&#039;&#039;&#039;: See the creation myth.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amaterasu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Goddess of the sun. The Japanese imperial family once claimed descent from her, but stopped doing so after World War II. How the majority to entirety of Japan&#039;s people as a whole weren&#039;t as well, since far younger people are ancestors of the majority of far larger and less isolationist populations, was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Susano-o&#039;&#039;&#039;: Amaterasu&#039;s brother and god of storms. Kicked out of heaven for being an absolute dick. While walking the earth he proceeds to kill the Orochi, among other (anti-)heroics, and bribes his way back into heaven with the fat loot he finds. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fujin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wind and one of the oldest gods, said to have been there when the world was created, often paired with Raijin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raijin&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of thunder and lightning, often paired with Fujin.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Hachiman&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of war, formerly god of agriculture until he got bored of it or something. His traditional animal and messenger is, ironically, a dove.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Inari Okami&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gods of foxes and fertility.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Okuninushi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of nation-building, business, farming and medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omoikane&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of wisdom and frequent adviser to the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsukuyomi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the moon. He killed the goddess of food after witnessing how she created it by basically vomiting it from her mouth. After killing her, his sister Amaterasu vowed she would never again face him and thus the sun and the moon never do either.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Orochi&#039;&#039;&#039;: Giant nine-headed snake monster that likes to eat (?) female sacrifices. Susano-O gets it drunk and kills it, then he finds the Kusanagi on its corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Buddhas&#039;&#039;&#039;: While normal Buddhists don&#039;t &amp;quot;worship&amp;quot; the Buddha, more Shinto leaning Japanese often do. See Buddhism whenever someone is assed to add it for how it&#039;s supposed to go. Siddartha Gautama is the one people talk about when they say &amp;quot;The Buddha&amp;quot;, but the completely separate Budai/Laughing Buddha is the main one ignorant Westerners know the visual of.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Various Buddhist demons&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mostly assholes that tried to stop people from achieving enlightenment. Some are actually former assholes who were redeemed by enlightened people and now act as protectors. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Four Heavenly Kings&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Zouchouten and Koumokuten, the guardians of the North, East, South and West respectively. Their title is co-opted by everything (no seriously, &#039;&#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039;&#039;: examples include Hollywood stars, Japanese comedy acts, Chefs, (female) Idol Singers, even foodstuffs like meats and canned goods) with four members in Japanese culture, [https://legendsoflocalization.com/tricky-translations-2-the-four-heavenly-kings/ though westerners may not notice it because the title gets translated a shit ton of ways depending on the context].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yokai&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various mythical monsters. The most famous are the [[Kitsune]], Kamaitachi, [[Tengu]] and (though not always counted as one) [[Oni]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Emperor Jimmu: [[God-Emperor of Mankind|THE GOD EMPEROR OF JAPAN]] as well as the first Emperor and the descendants of Goddess Amaterasu. Most of his records were old and depict him as a warrior hero god character accompanied by Yatagarasu, a three legged crow and wielding a long bow. He died at the age of 126 and has little to no worshipers in modern day other than having at least a shrine and grave. &lt;br /&gt;
*Abe no Seimei: A court magician who lived between 921 and 1005. Fiction tends to make him an actual wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
*Himiko: Queen of Japan around 200 AD. Chinese records make it clear she existed but very little is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
*Masakado: Samurai who led a brief rebellion in 940. He&#039;s considered the god of Tokyo. His shrine/grave occupies some of the most expensive real-estate in the world, as it is thought that neglecting his shrine will cause his angry spirit to bring disaster upon Tokyo. &lt;br /&gt;
** Takiyasha Hime: His daughter. Fiction makes her a sorcerer with a toad [[Familiar]]. Possibly entirely fictional.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tomoe Gozen: A female [[Samurai]] that actually fought in battle in 1184.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oda Nobunaga: Self proclaimed &amp;quot;Demon King of the Sixth Heaven&amp;quot; (That&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;historical fact&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded by a Jesuit missionary who knew him personally). Defacto unifier of Japan, while the dominos he set up were falling, he was murdered by his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide for unknown reasons. His successors conquered the country after he did the hard parts, forming what would become the Tokugawa Shogunate. Since he was ruthless and called himself a demon, it&#039;s no mystery why fiction depicts him as a literal one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hattori Hanzo: A general during the late Sengoku era. He&#039;s better known for allegedly being a [[ninja]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Ishikawa Goemon: Bandit during the late Sengoku era, executed along with his infant son by being boiled alive after a failed assassination attempt on Nobunaga&#039;s successor. Reputed to be a Robin Hood-like figure and also allegedly a ninja.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Artifacts that tend to show up in media adaptions:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*The Imperial regalia (Kusanagi, Magatama and the Yata no Kagami): A sword, mirror, and rosary that are considered the badges of office for the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Katana created by famous swordsmiths&lt;br /&gt;
**Muramasa: Swords created by the famous (and real) swordsmith Sengo Muramasa. Allegedly his swords have a taste for blood and are demonic in nature and can&#039;t be sheathed if they haven&#039;t tasted blood yet.&lt;br /&gt;
**Masamune: Even though Masamune lived hundreds of years before Muramasa, their swords are often counterparts in fantasy. In contrast to Muramasa, Masamune&#039;s blades are supposedly holy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kotetsu: Nagasone Kotetsu was a quality swordsmith from the Edo period with a really fitting name (虎鉄 or &amp;quot;Tiger Iron&amp;quot;). His works are notable but if they show up in fiction expect them to be inferior to the above two.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the Kojiki, the world (or just Japan because every culture at that time are so close minded that they believe their kingdom is THE entire world) was created by 2 gods: Izanami (the wife) and Izanagi (the husband). There were 5 other gods with difficult to pronounced name like  Kotoamatsukami (別天津神, &amp;quot;Separate Heavenly Deities&amp;quot;) before them, but they entrust these two with the world&#039;s creation because they are genderless and thus unable to procreate the next generation. Izanami and Izanagi belongs to the  Kamiyonanayo (&amp;quot;Seven Generations of the Age of the Gods&amp;quot;) and they shape the earth with this totally awesome spear called Ame-no-nuboko (天沼矛, &amp;quot;heavenly jeweled spear&amp;quot;) and create the islands and land using salt.&lt;br /&gt;
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They then settled down onto the land they&#039;ve created and mated. Unfortunately, the first two children they conceived, Hiruko and Awashima, were mutants, so badly deformed that the parents decided to send them on a lone boat trip before their third birthday; Hiruko survived, worked hard and became a god known as Ebisu. Turns out, after confronting their elders about the misfortune, it was Izanami&#039;s fault for not acting properly during the mating ritual, causing birth defects and such. After some proper mating, their descendants were born, who would eventually become the modern day Japanese islands (or else the islands were named after them). Izanami then died giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a serpent Human Torch-wannabe that burned his mother upon his birth. Izanagi was angered and eight-pieced him, turning his body into 8 volcanoes; his blood on Izanagi&#039;s sword became the sea god Watatsumi and rain god Kuraokami. This also marks the end of the creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Izanagi was overwhelmed by grief that he traveled to Yomi (&amp;quot;land of the dead&amp;quot;) to see his dead wife. Unfortunaly, Izanami already belonged to Yomi after eating its food. Izanagi refused to leave Izanami in this dark land, and waited there because Izanami agreed to go back if she had some rest, but the worried Izanagi decided to see what&#039;s going on with his dead wife by lighting a torch using his magical head comb - unfortunately, he found Izanami was already a maggot-ridden, ghoul-like monster. (Some retellings turn this into an &#039;Orpheus and Eurydice&#039;-style affair where he [[Derp|looks back just as they reach the end]], cursing Izanami to be trapped.) Izanagi was scared so shitless that he ran away, while Izanami called the Shikome (ugly underworld woman) to chase him. After a long Looney Tunes chase that involves Izanagi&#039;s use of his magical hair dress and his urine to stop his pursuers, he eventually returns to the living realm. Izanami curses her husband and claims that she will kill 1,000 people everyday, with Izanagi responding that he will give birth to 1,500.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Norse Mythology===&lt;br /&gt;
Like the Greeks, there&#039;s a god for every aspect and their most hated enemies are humanoid creatures called Jotun (Jætter), often translated to Giants in adaptations, who the gods/goddess also related to. They come in all sizes, from mostly humanoid to the size of mountains; from humans with big noses to actual beasts. The Norse mythos contains a lot more references to snow, winter and wolves than the Greek one. This is somewhat unsurprising, as those things are much more common in Scandinavia than they are in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The king of the gods. The All-Father, the One-Eyed Wanderer, and Patron of Shamans and Berserkers. He wasn&#039;t actually the first of the gods, but rather he is named &amp;quot;All-Father&amp;quot; for slaying his tyrannical grandfather Ymir and creating Midgard (Earth) from his body and bones. His stories are full of sacrifice in the pursuit of higher wisdom, such as hanging himself on the World Tree, Yggdrasil in order to be granted the knowledge of runes and giving up his eye to drink from the Well of Wisdom. He has two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, which deliver him news of the nine realms every day, as well as two fucking huge wolves, Freki and Geri, which he uses as guard dogs/hunting hounds. His major schtick is trying to prevent Ragnarok. He also has a sick-ass spear called Gungnir, which will never miss its mark. Known for being wise, but also manipulative. Not a god you should underestimate, by any means.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Frigg]]&#039;&#039;&#039;- Wife of Odin. The Matron of the Aesir and Odin&#039;s wife. Sort of a power-behind-the-scenes, she is just as wise and manipulative as her husband but much more subtle and slow-moving in her plots. When she appears she seems more like the kind of person who looks to the greater good. She&#039;s a goddess of the housestead but in the distant, measured manner. Unlike her version in the Greek Pantheon, Hera, she isn&#039;t vindictive in any way and seems to take her husband&#039;s infidelity in strides.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thor]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin, the God of Thunder, Storms and Oak Trees, the Protector of Mankind, and arguably the most popular god, even in the [[Vikings|Viking Age]]. (No, his popularity isn&#039;t really due to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that came much later.) He wields a mighty warhammer named Mjolnir, and uses it to great effect. Out of all the Norse gods, he&#039;s probably one of the most bro-tier, although it&#039;s ill advised to piss him off (as several giants and dwarves could attest, were their heads not smashed in). He&#039;s so unbelievably OP that even when he thought he&#039;d lost against Utgard-Loki (no relation to Loki, btw), Utgard-Loki had to admit defeat because Thor almost destroyed the world &#039;&#039;by accident.&#039;&#039; Prophesied to die fighting the world serpent Jormungandr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Loki]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Trickster God, the Deceiver. Unfortunately, the Norse had a rather dim view of tricksters and deceivers, so he&#039;s usually a villain in the myths. Probably doesn&#039;t help that he and his children are responsible for killing several gods (It also probably doesn&#039;t help that the Christians writing down the Norse myths identified him with Satan). Responsible for many shenanigans, including [[Wat|turning himself into a mare and fucking a stallion,]] [[/d/|getting pregnant from said stallion, and giving birth to an eight-legged horse that Odin rides as a mount ]] (part of a crazy scheme to defraud a  contractor, no less), killing the near-invincible god Baldur (see below) as a prank, and being Odin&#039;s blood-brother. Yes, you read that right, &#039;&#039;Odin&#039;s&#039;&#039; brother, not Thor&#039;s. Essentially [[That Guy]] of the Norse pantheon, complete with uncomfortable sexual stuff involving animals and betraying his party members.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freya]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of Fertility, Erotic Love, Magic, and War (in case you haven&#039;t noticed, the Norse really loved to fight). She claims half of all warriors slain in glorious battle, bringing them to her meadow of Folkvangr. The other half are chosen by Odin and become Einherjar, the Chosen Slain, where they will feast and fight in Valhalla until Ragnarok, where they will all charge the wolf Fenrir and die. She is among the most powerful of the Norse gods, but originally came from the Vanir alongside her brother and dad.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Fertility, Harvest and Farmers. Brother of Freya but quite a lot more mellow. He&#039;s a protector of the homestead and its prosperity. Some translations make him the god of &amp;quot;half-men&amp;quot;, which is still disputed to be anything from men who don&#039;t own a homestead to actual gay dudes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Baldur]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Odin and Frigg. God of light, joy and the sun, said to be the most beloved of all the gods. Frigg asked all things to swear an oath not to harm Baldur, save for the mistletoe bush, which she thought to be harmless. Loki, being a spiteful jackass, took advantage of this oversight and arranged for Baldur to be slain by a mistletoe dart. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Høder/Höðr&#039;&#039;&#039; - The God of Cripples. Very unimportant - only known for being tricked into shooting a mistletoe-arrow at his brother Baldur, which killed him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Heimdall]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The watchman of the gods, the Guardsman of the Bifrost and the whitest of the gods-- [[/pol/|don&#039;t you look at us like that!]] (Seriously, he was known as the &amp;quot;shining god&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;brightest god&amp;quot;, and is the guardian of Bifrost, a literal rainbow bridge - the exact meaning and translation of his status is a matter of some debate, though thankfully not in &#039;&#039;that&#039;&#039; sense.) Heimdall is known as the son of Nine Mothers - just how this works is never expounded on. There&#039;s... very little else to be said about him beyond that he&#039;s watching everyone, everywhere, at all times due to his super senses so keen he could hear grass growing on the other side of the world. He and Loki are going to kill each other come Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Njord&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of the Sea, Fishing and the Wind. Father of Frej and Freya, but otherwise unimportant; lives far away in a tower by the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tyr]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The One-Handed God of Justice, Warfare, Strategy and Government. How does he have only one hand, you may ask? Well, let&#039;s just say... when a giant wolf demands your hand as payment for the gods binding him in unbreakable tethers, and you&#039;re known for keeping your word... well... &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sif&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Goddess of the Hearth and Home, wife of Thor. There&#039;s little information on her, but she has golden hair. Like, literally hair made of gold, gifted to her by Loki to make up for the fact that he cut her hair in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bragi&#039;&#039;&#039; - God of Music, Bards and Entertainers. Not a lot is know about him, other than he&#039;s engaged to Idunn.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Idunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Provider of the Golden Apples, magical apples that give the gods their youth. There&#039;s evidence that she was never a goddess, but instead a fey-creature or an elf who&#039;s a retainer within the Valhallan court.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Skadi&#039;&#039;&#039; - Goddess of winter and&#039;&#039;&#039;fucking skiing&#039;&#039;&#039;. Only notable because she&#039;s a jotun inducted into the pantheon as repayment for the death of her father, who had been slain after he manipulated Loki into kidnapping Idunn on his behalf. She demanded she be allowed to take an Aesir husband as part of her weregild; she was hoping to snag Baldur, but wound up choosing Njord by mistake. They ultimately got divorced because they couldn&#039;t stand each other&#039;s favoured territory.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Valkyries&#039;&#039;&#039; - Adaptations only, they&#039;re forces of nature at best in the original myths.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fafnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Son of Hreidmar who is cursed by Andvari&#039;s gold and becomes a fuckhuge [[dragon]], yo.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sigurd&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Siegfried, this top bloke single-handedly slew Fafnir and had a tragic romance with the Valkyrie Brynhildr.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grendel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Technically from Beowulf, this guy is the son of Cain and is &amp;quot;harrowed&amp;quot; by the sounds of singing from the King Hrothgar&#039;s mead-hall Heorot. One day he snaps and attacks the hall, continuing to attack it every night for twelve years. Did we mention he [[Chaos|consumes the men he kills?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Yggdrasil&#039;&#039;&#039; - The World Tree. An actual gigantic tree, but also a sort of metaphysical highway linking nine universes - it is the core of the Norse Mythology, and it has always existed. Those realms are: Asgard (Home of the Aesir,. Vanaheim (Home of the Vanir), Alfheim (Home of the Elves/Dwarves; there isn&#039;t much destinction in Norse mythology between Elves and Dwarves), Niflheim (Land of Ice and Fog), Musphelheim, (Land of Ash and Fire), Midgard (realm of mortals/Earth), Jotunheim (Home of the Giants), Svartalfheim (realm of the Dark Elves/Dwarves), and Helheim (realm of the Dead). Encasing Yggdrasil is the Ginnungagap, the chaotic abyss from which all life sprung from. Four stags called Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Duraþrór run among its limbs, feeding on the leaves. A great serpent called Nidhogg lies within its roots and gnaws upon them, and an eagle perches upon its top. The squirrel Ratatoskr runs up and down its trunk, carrying insults between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Norns&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are the three sisters who preside over the fate and destiny of gods and men, much like their Greco-Roman counterparts. They reside near Yggdrasil&#039;s roots at a great well of knowledge, and their names are Urd (What Once Was), Verdandi (What Is Now), and Skuld (What Shall Be).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sleipnir&#039;&#039;&#039; - As noted above, Loki got fucked by a stallion while disguised as a mare. Well, in truly horrifying mythological fashion, he gave birth to an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir, who later became Odin&#039;s favorite warhorse. Family reunions must&#039;ve been &#039;&#039;awkward&#039;&#039; in Asgard.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Fenrir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another one of Loki&#039;s animal children, and the aforementioned giant wolf whom bit off Tyr&#039;s hand due to Odin and the rest of the Aesir-Vanir binding him out of fear. He&#039;s prophesied to eat the sun and then kill Odin during Ragnarok, only to be slain by his son, Vidar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jormumgandr&#039;&#039;&#039; - Yet another Loki spawn, the World Serpent. Basically, a snek so fucking huge that he can encircle all of Midgard when he bites his tail. Prophesised to annihilate Midgard and then fight Thor to the death during...yep...Ragnarok.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Jotunn&#039;&#039;&#039; - Usually called &amp;quot;Giants&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Frost Giants&amp;quot; in the US, Jætter or Jotunn are the personification of nature&#039;s chaos to the gods&#039; personification of human order. Many of them are barbaric or even evil, but they aren&#039;t automatically [[Chaotic Evil]] - though they are almost always Chaotic. They live in most other planes, though they are by far most numerous in Utgard. They tend to hate the gods because Odin killed their primordial father, Ymir, who the entire world is made out of. Notable Jotunn are Loki and Skadi above; Utgard-Loki, a powerful lord in Utgard who humiliated Thor by convincing him to wrestle with a personification of old age and tricked Loki into participating in an eating contest with the embodiment of fire, and Surtr, king of the fire jotunn, who leads the charge during Ragnarok and succeeds in killing off most of the gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;The Vanir&#039;&#039;&#039; - Rival god pantheon of the Aesir which we know little about. The Aesir and Vanir fought a war at some point but eventually made peace and exchanged captives to keep it. These captives are Freya, Frej and Njord. Due to these three gods being fertility gods who are among the least masculine gods (compared to the likes of Thor or Tyr, this is understandable), some researchers propose that the Vanir represented feminine virtues to the very warlike and masculine Aesir. Says a lot about the [[Vikings]] that they didn&#039;t even flesh out the Vanir pantheon, let alone worship them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Artifacts:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Mjölnir - Thor&#039;s Hammer. Could return to him when thrown like a boomerang, but has a rather short handle because of Loki messing with its creation. &lt;br /&gt;
*Lævateinn - A really powerful sword.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gram - Sigurd&#039;s Sword, used to kill Fafnir.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gungnir - Odin&#039;s Spear.&lt;br /&gt;
*Megingjörð - Belt of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Giant&#039;s Strength&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Creation Myth====&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, in the early world&#039;s life cycle, there were these &#039;&#039;&#039;Jotun&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Frost Giants&#039;&#039;&#039; who [[wat|were sweats born from the armpit of &#039;&#039;&#039;Ymir&#039;&#039;&#039;, the first of their kind and, at the time, so huge he was the entire world]]. There was also a giant cow, &#039;&#039;&#039;Audhumla&#039;&#039;&#039;, the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rock]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Buri&#039;&#039;&#039;, who then &amp;quot;begat a son&amp;quot; - fuck knows how. This son, &#039;&#039;&#039;Bor&#039;&#039;&#039;, had a wife &#039;&#039;&#039;Bestla&#039;&#039;&#039; who gave birth to &#039;&#039;&#039;Odin&#039;&#039;&#039; and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir&#039;s stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers &#039;&#039;&#039;Vili&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Ve&#039;&#039;&#039; killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir&#039;s body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin&#039;s touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir&#039;s corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Dwarves====&lt;br /&gt;
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While there many mythologies that have different telling of the [[dwarf]] race, we will be talking about the Norse version.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Odin murderfied Ymir and killed a bunch of giants through blood floods (see above), maggots came out and were festering on Ymir&#039;s flesh. Yes. [[Nurgle|These corpse maggots are the precursor]] that Odin turned into the dwarfs we all knew and love, at least according to the &#039;&#039;Prose Edda&#039;&#039;. [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|They have the talent of mead brewing, metal smithing and making magical artifacts]], including many iconic weapons like Thor&#039;s hammer and most importantly Odin&#039;s spear, Gungnir. (Does the Warhammer Dwarven god Grungni sound familiar suddenly...?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Norse dwarves are also known to be denizens of Svartalfheim along with the svartalfar, who are often conflated with dwarves and dokkalfar (the &#039;original&#039; [[Drow|dark elves]]) to the point of being the same. At least one instance occurs of dwarfs turning to stone if exposed to the sun for too long, not unlike some Nordic accounts of [[troll]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are four known dwarfs in the mythologies: Austri, Vestri, Norðri, and Suðri (which means “East,” “West,” “North,” and “South”), and each are tasked with holding up their respective corners of the sky, AKA the Atlas treatment with less punishment and more &amp;quot;best suited for the job&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Elves====&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norse myth, they were demi-god like beings whose sole purpose is to be [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|more beautiful and superior-than-you]]. They are described as [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|&amp;quot;more beautiful than the sun&amp;quot;]], with their demi-god status apparently linked to the gods of Vanir and Aesir. Their lord is a Vanir god called Freyr, who rules the elves’ homeland, Alfheim. They commonly cause humans to suffer illness, but have the power to cure any illness only if sacrifices are offered to them. Bunch of dicks. It is also possible for humans to become elves upon death, and elf and human can also interbreed; the mix of human and elf is described as having the look of a human, but possessing extraordinary intuitive and magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ragnarok====&lt;br /&gt;
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Also known as &amp;quot;Fate of the Gods&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Twilight of the Gods&amp;quot;, Götterdämmerung&lt;br /&gt;
[[The End Times|The seemingly ubiquitous &amp;quot;end of the world&amp;quot; event]] - The Book of Revelation, the Flood of Noah&#039;s Ark fame, and Jesus&#039; death and return are comparable, and Greek myth has the Titanomachy, but the former is more of a case of &amp;quot;all according to God&#039;s Keikaku&amp;quot;, whereas Ragnarok counts as &amp;quot;NOT AS PLANNED&amp;quot;, and the latter is more a case of a victorious revolution, rather than Ragnarok&#039;s being straight up disaster for everyone involved. The event itself may or may not be a product of Christianization, which &amp;quot;naturally&amp;quot; marked the end of Nordic &amp;quot;pagan&amp;quot; believes and promises a new beginning not unlike that promised by Christian doctrine&#039;s post-return of Jesus arc.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;How The fuck did it start and why?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that Odin was the one that had foreseen this event through his empty right eye socket, and beheld three &amp;quot;signs&amp;quot;: &lt;br /&gt;
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1. The death of Baldur. &lt;br /&gt;
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2. Three uninterrupted long cold winters&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Two wolves in the sky swallow the sun and the moon, and even the stars disappear and send the world into a great darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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Frigg had several dreams about Baldur&#039;s death, and this depressed her to the point Frigg decided to make &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;everything in the goddamn world&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; take a vow not to hurt her precious sunshine-faced boy - and they all complied, too! All but one...&lt;br /&gt;
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When Loki got the wind of the spell&#039;s weakness - mistletoe, which she already considered soft and harmless - the cunny fuckwit thought it was pretty funny, and made a spear, arrow or dart out of mistletoe using his magic. Since Baldur was immune to every &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; object, his brother gods made a sport of hurling whatever they could think to at him for shits and giggles. This gave Loki the perfect impetus to carefully place his magic spear into the hand of Höðr, a god who was blind and killed Baldur with it. Höðr was then blamed for Baldur&#039;s death, which Odin avenged by [[/d/|fucking a giantess]] and conceiving a god named Váli, who grew in one day just to kill him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The second sign, a winter that lasts three years with no summer in between, has yet to come according to legend. The name of these uninterrupted winters are called “Fimbulwinter”; during these three long years, the world will be plagued by wars, and men will kill their kindred.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End Times&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A beautiful red rooster named “Fjalar” (meaning “All-knower”) will warn all the giants that the Ragnarok has begun. Two other such roosters will warn the dishonorable dead in Hel and all the Gods in Asgard, the latter named “Gullinkambi”.&lt;br /&gt;
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Heimdall will blow his horn as loud as he can, and that will be the warning for all the Einherjar (dead warriors) in Valhalla that the war has started. This will be the battle to end all battles, &lt;br /&gt;
and all the Einherjar from Valhalla and Folkvangr who had died honorably in battle will pick up their swords and armor to fight side by side with the Aesir against the Giants.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be riding on his horse Sleipnir with his eagle helmet equipped and his spear Gungnir in his hand, and lead the enormous army of Asgard with all the Gods and brave einherjar to the battleground in the fields of Vigrid.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Giants will come together with Hel, and all her dishonorable dead, in the ship Naglfar, which is made from the fingernails of all the dead, sail to the plains of Vigrid. The dragon Nidhogg will come flying over the battlefield and gather as many corpses for his never-ending hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Odin will be torn apart by Fenrir, but shall be avenged by his son Vidar.  Loki will turn on the Aesir and fight Heimdall to the death. Tyr will fight the watchdog “Garm” that guards the gates of Hel and kill each other. Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormungand, and kill it, but he will die of the poisonous wounds it inflicts. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surtr. Finally, Surtr will set all the nine worlds on fire, and everything will sink into the boiling sea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Grimdark|There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The End of Another Beginning&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything looks pretty &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKED UP&#039;&#039;&#039;, I know - but while most of the Gods will perish in the mutual destruction with the Giants, it is predetermined that a new world will rise up from the water, beautiful and green. Before the battle of Ragnarok, a couple by the name Líf and Lífþrasir will find shelter in the sacred tree Yggdrasil. As foretold by the wise Jotunn Vafþrúðnir (Odin&#039;s intellectual rival), they consume mourning dew as food during the Ragnarok. When the battle is over, they will become the Norse version of Adam and Eve and repopulate the earth again, providing the sole comfort Odin could ever find in his foresight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The few Gods who survive, as well as the resurrected Baldr, will go to Idavoll (the ancient altar and meeting site for the gods), which has remained untouched. There, they will build new houses, the greatest of the houses will be Gimli, and will have a roof of gold. There is also a new place called Brimir, at a place called Okolnir (“never cold”). It is in the mountains of Nidafjoll.&lt;br /&gt;
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But there is also a terrible place, a great hall on Nastrond, the shore of corpses. All its doors face north to greet the screaming winds. The walls will be made of writhing snakes that pour their venom into a river that flows through the hall. This will be the new underground, full of thieves and murderers, and when they die, the great dragon Nidhug is there to feed upon their corpses.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Urban Legend==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Urban Legend&#039;&#039;&#039; is another type of myth, specifically one of a modern-day taste and often significantly connected to that country&#039;s pop culture. In Japan, many classic myths of Yokai continue to &amp;quot;exist&amp;quot; and have modernized to fit with new technology (for example, a cursed cart may become a cursed car). [[Board-tans/x|Creepypasta]] are a common sub-variant. Here are some examples:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bermuda Triangle&#039;&#039;&#039; - A triangular region in the gulf of Mexico with Bermuda island, Pureto Rico and Miami, Florida as its angle point. Reputed to be a place of paranormal activity where ships and aircraft suddenly loses their signal and disappeared, both on air or water. In reality, the Triangle is just one of the most heavily trafficked areas in the world, in a region known for storms and general bad weather; if there weren&#039;t several mysterious disappearances (and nautical and aeronautical life had, and occasionally still has, plenty of those), it would be surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;&#039; - A ship that was found abandoned in 1872 undamaged, with ample provisions, undisturbed cargo and a log dated to ten days prior to it being found. Was actually found well outside of the Bermuda Triangle, but often associated with it. Proposed solutions for what happened range from attempted insurance fraud to equipment malfunction, a waterspout strike and a butane explosion. The &amp;quot;wreck&amp;quot; was acquired by a new owner, who promptly sunk it in a poor attempt at insurance fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;The Flying Dutchman&#039;&#039;&#039;: Associated with the Cape of Good Hope, rather then the Bermuda Triangle, but frequently mentioned in connection with the Triangle as well. The most famous &amp;quot;Ghost ship&amp;quot; other then the &#039;&#039;Mary Celeste&#039;&#039;; unlike the &#039;&#039;Celeste&#039;&#039;, the &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was only reported to have been seen, but never boarded. The &#039;&#039;Dutchman&#039;&#039; was supposedly an omen of doom; but given that in order to see a ship that isn&#039;t there, you&#039;re probably in very poor visibility conditions, this reputation has an obvious explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloody Mary&#039;&#039;&#039; - It is said to be a malevolent spirit who if you call its name  &amp;quot;Bloody Mary&amp;quot; in front of a mirror three times, she will come and do something horrible to you. A pretty stupid game often participate by very small children and idiots. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cryptids&#039;&#039;&#039;: Various creatures of folklore that, other then being fucked up looking, are actually plausible animals of one sort or another. Some have been substantiated, but most are just fake or distorted stories of other, known animals (as is speculated having happened with the [[Unicorn]] and Rhinoceros). Such creatures include:&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Bigfoot&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as Sasquatch. It is a creature of ape and man named after its big foot print on the ground. Its sighting are mostly around Pacific Northwest.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Chupacabra&#039;&#039;&#039; - A small bear size monster who likes to suck a goat&#039;s blood dry. First spotted in Puerto Rico where it kills 8 sheeps. It is said that its influcence has spread across the latin America.  Allegedly, the idea of the chupacabra was just stolen from the movie Species.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Bear&#039;&#039;&#039; - Australian joke: Take a Koala, and pretend it&#039;s an ambush predator who kills by jumping on its prey, with a taste for human flesh. While clearly originating as a joke, unlike most &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; cryptids, the concept has been used straight in several contexts in fantasy works. As if Australia&#039;s actual dangerous animals weren&#039;t enough. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jackalope&#039;&#039;&#039;- A rabbit with antelope horns. Possibly based on sightings of rabbits with Shope papilloma virus, which causes infected hosts to grow horn-like tumors. The most popular version seems to have originated as a 12-year-old taxidermist&#039;s idea of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Jersey Devil&#039;&#039;&#039; - Weird monster supposedly lurking in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, thus making it the most interesting thing in the state.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Loch Ness Monster&#039;&#039;&#039; - A long necked sea creature that allegedly lives in Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.  Presumably to be Mauisaurus, a pre-historical sea dinosaur who shares the similar long neck appearance. &lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mokele-mbembe&#039;&#039;&#039; - A weird African swimming beast with reptilian traits. Widely believed to be either a rhinoceros or a hippopotamus (the latter of which are responsible for killing more people per year than any other animal in Africa) though some have claimed it&#039;s a rediscovered dinosaur - a sauropod specifically, as numerous descriptions ascribe it a long neck alongside reptilian features.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Mothman&#039;&#039;&#039; - There were a bunch of West Virginia sightings of a &amp;quot;Man with Wings&amp;quot;. Later got overhyped as having supernatural powers, and associated in some way with a local bridge collapse when writers looking to cash in got involved. Side note: Most descriptions from the early, pre-overhype encounter match a unusually large crane.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Rods/Sky Fish&#039;&#039;&#039; - Extraterrestrial lifeforms that move at an unseen speed that can only be caught by camera. [[Skub|It may or may not be real]], since it might be just elongated visual artifacts appearing in photographic images and video recordings. Other insects like moths are mistakenly caught on camera and assumed to be them. It helps that there were no actual dissections of the creatures, and most of the video about catching it are fake and are pure entertainment. In fiction, notably in [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|JoJo]] they were portray as some kind of avian creature with actual limbs and organs that feeds on temperature and has the power to KILL or disable a person by absorb the body heat from their important organs.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Tsuchinoko&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known as &amp;quot;child of hammer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;child of dirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bachi hebi&amp;quot; in Northeastern Japan, is a snake that is 30 and 80 cm long, has a thin head and tail, and a wide girth in between. It was referenced in Kojiki (古事記) &amp;quot;Records of Ancient Matters&amp;quot; meaning it might have existed at some point in ancient Japan. [[skub|Others would argue]] that it could be a type of slug who&#039;s features became exaggerated over thousands of years, an exinct snake species or an undiscovered snake species. Whatever the cases, the damn thing is popular in Japan and has been featured in many video games, manga and TV show.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Yeti&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like Bigfoot above, but found in the Himalayan mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grays&#039;&#039;&#039; - A stock alien appearance of short, large-headed, large-eyed, generally naked, grey men. Allegedly probe humans, steal cows and make patterns in vegetation while riding around in a saucer shaped spacecraft. Supposedly crashed in Rosswell, New Mexico in 1947, which was covered up by the US Government as a &amp;quot;weather balloon&amp;quot;; more recent declassification suggest it &#039;&#039;was&#039;&#039; a balloon, just an experimental and classified one meant for Cold War era spying and hushed up for fear that the Soviets would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Area 51&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wikipedia:Area 51|An actual military base]] in Nevada that the crashed spacecraft was allegedly taken to. Allegedly home to all sorts of government experiments on the supernatural and/or extraterrestrial. Though the existance of the factual military base existing was always known, the US government didn&#039;t officially acknowledge it till 2013. Officially it&#039;s used for testing experimental and captured aircraft and thus highly classified. Supposedly, the US government thought that the UFO hysteria was good cover for the then-secret U-2 program, as any spotted aircraft could be explained away by kooks as an alien spacecraft. In 2019, Area 51 mythos took a really weird turn; a million [[weeaboo]]s signed on to [[meme|Storm Area 51]] to &amp;quot;clap some alien cheeks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;escape with all the alien and [[catgirl]] [[waifu]]s that the government&#039;s keeping to themselves.&amp;quot; Battle plans included [[Anime|Naruto]] Runners, Chads hyped on Monster Energy Drink, and Anti-Vax Karens. What actually ended up happening was only 200 people showed up to party, though there was a confirmed sighting of at least one Naruto Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Men in Black / Majestic-12&#039;&#039;&#039; - Another component that&#039;s common to UFO conspiracies is a secret branch of the government dedicated to keeping the public in the dark about the existence of aliens.  Some stories of the Men in Black instead suggest they&#039;re aliens impersonating human government agents to keep the stories quiet.  The urban legend version is significantly scarier and more malevolent than their movie counterparts, but a bit &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; malevolent than those in the comics the movies were adapted from.  The only known evidence of their existence was long since proven to be a forgery. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jack the Ripper&#039;&#039;&#039; - Also known by the London old media as the &amp;quot;Leather Apron&amp;quot;. A real life serial killer in London 1[[Khorne|888]]. Since he was never caught and the number of victims can&#039;t be verified - five are specifically attributed to him, his identity remains a mystery and is therefore held as the greatest serial killer.  Known for mutilating his victim in the most precise manner and the mocking letters he wrote to the police (which are still held in Scotland Yard).  Since no identity were revealed, he was even suspected to be a female with new nicknames such as &amp;quot;Jill the Ripper&amp;quot; added to the long list of nicknames. Since nothing physical is known about the killer, fiction is free to attribute supernatural origin (such as a possessed human or being a monster outright) or that the killer&#039;s vileness resulted in transformation into some kind of monster. Making the killer supernatural allows it to be divorced from its time period. &lt;br /&gt;
** Various other uncaught serial killers can get this sort of treatment, but to a much lower degree, with the notable exception of the Zodiac Killer, who shared Jack&#039;s media savvy.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John Henry&#039;&#039;&#039; - A black manual laborer who raced against his industrialized replacement and won, but died from exhaustion at the end. If he existed, even loosely based on a real story, has been lost to history.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiyotaki tunnel&#039;&#039;&#039; - A haunted tunnel in Japan. Said to be built by slaves in 1927. It is said to have an unfortunately length of 444 meter long (4 is a unlucky number in Japan--the word for &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; is a homophone for &amp;quot;death&amp;quot;) and it is a famous suicide spot. There were witness who saw the spirit of suicide victim walking towards the tunnel. There are reports where the traffic light outside the tunnel to suddenly change color and cause car accidents. The tunnel made frequent references from horror manga and anime where it was portrayed a tunnel full of tormented spirits, dragging other passing traveler to suffer with them.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Slender Man&#039;&#039;&#039; - a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by [[Something Awful]] forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online, with the most famous being a series known as &#039;&#039;Marble Hornets&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Popular mythology elements used in Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarfs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vampires]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Werewolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necromancer|Necromancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Giant]]s&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[God|Gods/Deities]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Orc]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Baba Yaga]]: Probably the sole character anybody knows about from Russian folklore. Talking about her in any detail would be overly long, even for this overly long article, so just [[Baba Yaga|read about her here]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monstergirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*More than one [[Superhero]] and Supervillain are based directly on Mythical figures. The most prominent at Marvel are Hercules and Thor, who are both exactly the characters named above, and the Black Knight, who descends from the Arthurian one. On the DC side there&#039;s Wonder Woman, an [[Amazon]] who frequently comes into conflict with the Greek gods and other elements of Greek myth.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yog-Sothothery]] - Mythology created by [[H.P. Lovecraft]] that took elements from other mythologies. Its &amp;quot;deities&amp;quot; are a bunch of alien like tentacle monster that defy laws of physic and drives people insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|Science investigates; religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge, which is power; religion gives man wisdom, which is control. Science deals mainly with facts; religion deals mainly with values. The two are not rivals.|Martin Luther King, Jr}} &lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;Dracula&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;I was called here by, huuuuumans, who wish to pay me tribute!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Richter Belmont&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;Tribute?! You steal men&#039;s souls! And make them your slaves!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Dracula&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
::--An excerpt from the infamous exchange that also gave us &amp;quot;What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets&amp;quot; in [[Castlevania#Castlevania:_Symphony_Of_The_Night_.28Castlevania_9.29|Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it&#039;s important to several settings and RPG systems, particularly ones that are high-profile or relevant to /tg/, we have a religion article.  Let&#039;s try and keep it focused on the directly-related-to-/tg/ stuff and not descend into the pure [[skub]] that can arise in discussions of real-life religions, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Definition of Religion==&lt;br /&gt;
Almost since the inception of the term, scholars have failed to agree on a definition of religion.  While there are some belief systems that always count as religions, some have applied the term to various things such as political ideologies, or groups when they reach a certain point.  There are however two general definition systems: the sociological/functional and the phenomenological/philosophical.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The two most widely accepted are:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;a unified system of beliefs and practices relative to sacred things, that is to say things set apart and forbidden - beliefs and practices which unite into one single moral community called a church, all those who adhere to them.&amp;quot;	&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;a comprehensive worldview or &#039;metaphysical moral vision&#039; that is accepted as binding because it is held to be in itself basically true and just even if all dimensions of it cannot be either fully confirmed or refuted&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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As stated before, one common element that every religion which fits the criteria has is humanity&#039;s relation to supernatural forces, as all of them have at least one [[God|god]] and/or an afterlife even where there are exceptions; Buddhism doesn&#039;t have any gods or its own idea of the cosmos&#039; origins but has afterlives and the existence of the eternal soul (unless a persons achieves nirvana), and Taoism doesn&#039;t have an afterlife in the conventional sense but is pantheistic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like other terms for heavily [[SJW|debated]] [[communism|subjects]], religion and religious have also been used as insults or Snarl Words in social and political discussions (especially from the 20th century and onwards) to ridicule groups openly promoting something the user disagrees with.  This snarl creates a caricature of the group to smear them by association with the worst excesses/negative stereotypes of religious people (like being preachy, judgmental, irrational, hypocritical).&lt;br /&gt;
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==List of Real-Life Religions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Too many to list, even without debates about the term.  In lieu of a list on this site, here are two complied lists that should cover everything that fits the bill.  Otherwise, check out the [[Mythology]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religions_and_spiritual_traditions Wikipedia&#039;s list of religions and spiritual traditions]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups For a simplified version from Wikipedia that focuses more on major religions]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Religion vs. Mythology==&lt;br /&gt;
While [[Mythology|mythologies]] aren&#039;t religions in and of themselves, every religion has a mythology.  While mythologies are merely the accounts of supernatural events, religions add rituals, practices and hierarchies that link those mythologies directly to the lives of their believers in one form or another, typically by describing how to properly serve to a god (or multiple gods, it depends) a significant role in the mythology a given religion is derived from. [[Skub|Whatever the source]], the mythology almost always predates the religion. As a result, especially since the Fantasy genre deals in supernatural beings and forces, most if not all fantasy settings have religions.  Science fiction does to a lesser degree, mostly because during the Golden Age of sci-fi empiricists and secular humanists were attracted to the genre and their views often seeped into their stories.  Despite this, given that most real-life societies have had religions playing a role in or since their founding, religions are still found in sci-fi.&lt;br /&gt;
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Religions involves belief systems and practices, where an adherent can call upon the power/being the religion is focused on to give them aid in [[cleric|various]] [[Paladin|ways]], depending at the very least on the religion and the task in question.  Given that religions are about people&#039;s place in the world, how it was made, ideas on how life should be lived and how humans should relate to the supernatural, they have major implications for societies.  Given that people can become [[Exarch|dangerously single-minded]] about a cause, people can be become extremists about their religion, regardless of the fact that [[Heironeous|some]] are more benevolent than [[Asmodeus|others]] and in numerous cases even [[Heresy|if it involves going against the religion&#039;s teachings]]; in conjunction with the above this means religious conflicts can become widespread, long-lasting, cause carnage and also involve other elements such as politics- both in fantasy and in the real world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Role in Society==&lt;br /&gt;
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A person&#039;s belief (for or against) any or all religions is a major factor in their worldview, and as such often serves as the undercurrent for all others. This is because this belief shapes people&#039;s views on the big things such as the purpose of life, how life should be lived in relation to oneself and others and what happens to people after they die. On the upside, this often leads to teachings with the goal of unity, peace, charity and co-operation as per the teachings of most religions, some of which are adapted by or also found among non-religious systems. On the downside, this can lead to clashes over how the people involved do the will of whichever beings or forces they follow, which religion should be followed or whether or not people should follow a god or religion at all.  This can involve arguments and factionalizing, or in some cases worse things like pogroms and wars. Since they are an overarching and fairly common element in cultures, they often appear or are referenced in fiction. &lt;br /&gt;
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The most common religious belief systems are the Abrahamic family of religions (primarily Judaism, Christianity and Islam) which are Monotheistic (belief in a singular God) and share many common elements and root, with - at the time this was written - Christianity being the most followed religion globally. Historically, these and other religions were frequently enshrined in law as the &amp;quot;state religion&amp;quot;, giving them special privileges such as extensive influence over the government or tax exemptions. In some cases, they even took over the functions of the government entirely in a system known as theocracy; while uncommon in the present day, theocracies are still in use in places such as the Vatican and Iran. &lt;br /&gt;
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Within the last few centuries, due to events such as the French Revolution, there has also been a significant amount of anti-religious sentiment, which regards religion as at best redundant and at worst destructive (beyond historical grievances with specific groups within religions, reasons for this view and whether or not those arguments have any merit, shall not be discussed here). For the most part, a combination of people identifying more with their culture or nation than their religion and the concept that religion and functions of state should not interfere with each other has turned into more of a &amp;quot;live and let live&amp;quot; mentality that doesn&#039;t really support or oppose any one religion and only reacts when said religions begin actively defying the state or the state starts bringing the boot down on religion. &lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout history, numerous tyrannical regimes have tried to restrict or stamp out religions. This is usually because religious teachings put the figure/object of worship before the state in a conflict of interest and most religions&#039; teachings condemn tyranny or [[Slaanesh|the vices tyrannical leaders indulge]].  Other reasons include tyrants dislike being answerable to anyone besides themselves and a tyrant may have some form of anti-religious prejudice.  While nations have usually tried to block specific religions deemed &amp;quot;false&amp;quot; (read: religions opposing the state-sponsored religion in any way), several nations (usually [[Communism|Communist]] states which took Marx&#039;s &amp;quot;religion is the opiate of the masses&amp;quot; quote out of context as a call to arms rather than a passive theory) have tried to get rid of religion altogether, albeit with horrifying [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Militant_Atheists results] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Rouge_rule_of_Cambodia#Religious_communities each] time.  Best case scenario, they sidegrade from one set of problems to another as cults of personality (commonly ones based on the ruler in charge) spring up to exploit the newly created power vacuum while believers who survive the regime try to continue their activities in secret.  Worst case scenario, the society and its population degenerates into [[Commorragh|a violent, fractious, and nihilistic shell of their former selves]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from the aforementioned theocracies, the most religious nations are countries such as Brazil in South America or Zambia in Africa (Zambia even has a state religion alongside a law that allows for freedom of religion).  China is - at the time this was written - the world&#039;s least religious and most atheistic country (the situation around North Korea is [[Skub|debatable]], since even though they violently suppress religions [https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-korea-publicly-executes-80-some-for-videos-or-bibles-report-says to the point that merely having copies of religious texts can be grounds for execution], they also have the Kim Cult blended with the Marxist offshoot ideology Juche).&lt;br /&gt;
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==How this impacts /tg/==&lt;br /&gt;
A few major ways.  Since most if not every society in real-life has had religion either be the basis for its founding or play a role in it, religion is just as involved in the backstory or current lore of settings.  There are three major &amp;quot;modes&amp;quot; of /tg/ settings and related fictions: &lt;br /&gt;
* Purely functional use of religion as a story device. (What we might call &amp;quot;Functionalists&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
* Endorsement of religion and/or religious people. (What we might call &amp;quot;Religion is Good&amp;quot; types)&lt;br /&gt;
* Criticism of religion and/or religious people. (What we might call &amp;quot;Religion is Bad&amp;quot; types)&lt;br /&gt;
For ease of categorization, writers who use these modes will also be called proponents, detractors or functionalists (who can be pro, anti or neutral).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion as a story device/Functionalists===&lt;br /&gt;
Compared to the two types of writers found below, these writers are usually just attempting to model their work after real-world [[Mythology]] and are frequently attempting to keep their views of Religion separate from their work. Frequently comes in one of two subspecies:&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Standard Fantasy Setting]] default: The world is ruled by an ordinary polytheistic pantheon, usually close to some admixture of Norse and Greek mythologies.  Some of them also have a Top God more powerful than all the others, and maybe the in-universe creator of everything who is mostly hands-off in cosmic affairs.  The gods of these religions tend to focus on specific areas (gods of [[Paladin|Justice]] and [[Druid|Nature]] are common, for subtly obvious reasons) and frequently want their followers to propagate or promote these things.  &lt;br /&gt;
* The kind of setting they wanted to make dictated the nature of the divine. For example, in [[Exalted]] just about all the figures anybody would call a &amp;quot;God&amp;quot; (besides the Exalted) are Useless, because the Exalted (which includes the Player Characters) are the guys who were made specifically to do whatever the gods needed them to do for reasons inherent to the setting, to go with the main theme of the setting for the PCs: &amp;quot;You can do &#039;&#039;almost anything&#039;&#039;, except &#039;&#039;&#039;avoid the consequences of doing that anything&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion as a Bad Thing/Detractors=== &lt;br /&gt;
There are several writers of Science Fiction and Fantasy that are of the opinion &amp;quot;Religion Is Bad&amp;quot;, having an axe to grind (sometimes warranted, sometimes not) with either one or more specific real-life religions.  This is more common in Sci-Fi than fantasy because the focus on science appeals to the naturalist, empiricist and/or humanist worldview of such writers, with the supernatural being seen as an obstacle to that.  Despite that, the view is found among some fantasy authors as well, such as Philip Pullman (who wrote the &amp;quot;His Dark Materials&amp;quot; series as atheistic pushback against C.S Lewis&#039; &amp;quot;Chronicles of Narnia&amp;quot; series). Whatever the genre, this comes in flavors of &amp;quot;The Gods are Incompetent&amp;quot; (more on that below), &amp;quot;The Gods Don&#039;t Exist&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;The Gods are Evil&amp;quot;.  Cosmic Horror also tends to use the latter two or combine them into &amp;quot;The Gods are actually Incomprehensible and Destructive Aliens&amp;quot; ([[H.P. Lovecraft]] himself was an avowed anti-religious atheist - which is why cults are recurring villains in his stories).  This also has the side effect of inclining science fiction towards an atheistic perspective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another major component is personal issues of the author such as grievance or prejudice, but that&#039;s case-by-case and a major can of worms.  A writer could resent a specific religion or even the higher power a religion reveres (though opposition to a god or gods is called anti-theistic, not anti-religious), and single them out in their works due to personal bias or promoting an agenda.  Worst case scenario, the story is an anti-religious wish fulfillment story or power fantasy - such as Frank Miller&#039;s &amp;quot;Holy Terror&amp;quot; comics against Islam and Garth Ennis&#039; &amp;quot;Preacher&amp;quot; comics (and their live-action adaptation) against Christianity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whatever the motivation, writers saying this message either model their fictional religions on the worst excesses of real world religious people, use a distorted version of the actual religion or a fictional stand-in (the former is occasionally exaggerated and the latter two are often strawmen).  The most frequently targeted religions are Christianity, Islam, any faith that practiced human sacrifice (such as the Aztec religious practices) and Scientology.  Cults, especially those with beliefs that mainstream religions consider unorthodox or outright heretical, are especially fertile ground for this message, albeit running the risk of being misapplied to tar other groups with the same brush.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion as a Good Thing/Proponents===&lt;br /&gt;
There are several Science Fiction and Fantasy writers who either are religious themselves and want to promote their worldview, look upon religion positively and put that into the story or both.  This is more common in Fantasy than Sci-fi, partly because with the supernatural being THE fundamental element of the genre, this gives opportunities to explore many aspects of religiosity.  This is less common in science-fiction, but not unheard of, such as Carl Sagan&#039;s novel &amp;quot;Contact&amp;quot; where God&#039;s signature is found in the digits of pi.  These authors usually put more thought into their fictional religion plus its central figure (although they have a tendency to go all &amp;quot;Crystal Dragon Jesus&amp;quot;; that is, resemble real-life religions but with a few details changed), and try and have it be at least a somewhat good influence, although religious institutions and leaders are usually hit-and-miss affairs.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Some people make a fictional setting with figures from real-world religions, either in the real-world or [[CS Lewis|an alternate world like Narnia]].  Others use fictional religions that either visually resemble real-life religions or figures from them.  Religions that often get this treatment are the Abrahamic faiths (most often Christianity), Greek mythology, Egyptian mythology and Norse mythology (albeit often a sanitized version of the latter three).  In other cases they all but abandon any form of subtlety, with the fictional religion being distinguished from the real-world religion by only a handful of minor changes. Naturally, those kinds of works tend to come off as preachy, to say the least. &lt;br /&gt;
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Another route this uses is the route that faith itself provides the power as per &amp;quot;[[Belief Function|Belief Function]]&amp;quot; (think Morpheus&#039; &amp;quot;your mind makes it real&amp;quot; quote, but applying at the cosmological level).  In fact, Warhammer often goes the route that the gods are powered by faith as well as from their sphere of influence which has either [[Sigmar|caused some people have risen to godhood]] or [[Ynnead|caused new gods to be born in the setting]]. In fact, this has proven the greatest weapon against Chaos in every Warhammer setting (and why the Emperor&#039;s plan to starve the Chaos Gods with atheism was doomed to fail from the start).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Somewhat special cases===&lt;br /&gt;
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One somewhat special case is the &amp;quot;Religion of Evil&amp;quot;; in many settings, there is a religion that is explicitly capital E Evil and seeks one of the usual &amp;quot;Card Carrying Villain&amp;quot; goals of Control, Conquest, Corruption, or Destruction.  Frequently has some admixture of the worst aspects of Roman Paganism, Norse practices, the Aztec, Scientology and/or the various Abrahamic religions.  They also often draw from those found in the writings of H.P Lovecraft.  If this cult directly worships an individual Evil God, expect whatever makes sense for that deity to be some form of destructive activity--e.g., the cult of the God of Murder demands human sacrifice on a regular basis, with a certain portion of that explicitly being not-careful-enough cultists.  Regardless, Religions of Evil can show up in all three above modes, and usually has a special purpose in all three:&lt;br /&gt;
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* All three types need bad guys.  In particular, a group who by definition is Evil is always good for some no-need-to-worry-about-the-ethics-or-morality-of-killing fodder (based on the idea that everyone in is group is evil because you have to do evil to be part of the group).  &lt;br /&gt;
* Religion is Bad types tend to use them to say either &amp;quot;while they&#039;re all Bad, some are worse then others&amp;quot;, that &amp;quot;Religion can be used to justify anything&amp;quot;, use it as a strawman to tar all with the same brush or they have a specific personal grudge (either against an entire religion, a group within that religion or specific individual adherents).  &lt;br /&gt;
* Religion is Good types or the sincerely religious tend to use them as analogies with fanaticism, criticize Real World cults, compare different beliefs or deal with negative aspects of religion (occasionally making jabs at competitive religions, or fellow believers the author disagrees with).  Another approach is to have a Religion of Good fighting against a Religion of Evil - either as the heroes of the story or a valued ally - to say &amp;quot;there is good religion, so don&#039;t tar all with the same negative brush&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
** As a side note, a lot of fantasy has moved slightly away from pure Religions of Evil, for much the same reason as [[Always Chaotic Evil]] races (questions of whether this fosters prejudice against real-life groups and audiences and authors demanding more motive for their villains).  While there are still plenty of them, they usually add some nuance that makes them at least morally neutral under their own lights.  Popular options are for them to be an off-shoot/subset of another religion and/or be taking vengeance for an injustice (real or perceived, both of which have &#039;&#039;&#039;plenty&#039;&#039;&#039; of real-life precedent).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Urban Fantasy]] writers are another special case, since almost all Urban Fantasy is set in something that might be called &amp;quot;the real world with a twist&amp;quot;, with all the usual political trouble that implies.  As a result, they can take one of a few routes:&lt;br /&gt;
* The most common route is &amp;quot;there are many possible explanations&amp;quot; and vague things up as much as possible ([[True Faith|Faith]] being the power that repels [[Vampire]]s rather than than a cross having any actual connection to a deity is a popular one). &lt;br /&gt;
* The second most common route (albeit rarer outside of Cosmic Horror) is the &amp;quot;Religion as a Bad Thing&amp;quot; route.  The story is straight up [[Imperial Truth|atheistic/&amp;quot;Religion is Bad&amp;quot; propaganda]] for the more preachy (pun intended) anti-religious writers.  It&#039;s also frequently used by writers going for [[Edgy|&amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot;]] stories with religious subject matter; in practice, both most often target Christianity or any contemporary cults.  On that note, any fictional religions or cults are usually thinly-veiled stand-ins for real-life ones.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Some Urban Fantasy works with a clear correct religion exist thanks to the above mentioned sincerely religious authors, which are typically [[Chick Tracts|barely veiled proselytizing]] or [[Twilight|just straight up terrible]], though [[Monster Hunter International|there are some good ones]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The fourth route, taken most notably by [[Supers|DC and Marvel comics]] among others, is to take an &amp;quot;All Myths are True&amp;quot; approach: All religions are sort of true, but none have any exclusivity to the Truth, so Thor and Athena might have the Archangel Michael on speeddial when the Orochi teams up with Apep to get up to no good and start making trouble in their neighborhoods (because &amp;quot;Mikey really likes kicking serpent tail, and gets annoyed when we don&#039;t at least try to invite him to an evil serpent ass-kicking.&amp;quot;). Differs from the &amp;quot;vague things up&amp;quot; route by being clearer on some details, and also much more gonzo.  The Abrahamic God is the exception here: He&#039;s usually kept especially vague, albeit more powerful (and yet infinitely less accessible) than anyone else in the setting, and only referred to by some codephrase (Marvel likes &amp;quot;The One Above All&amp;quot;, DC generally goes for &amp;quot;The Presence&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;whatever is behind the Source Wall&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Miscellaneous Observations===&lt;br /&gt;
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Doing the &amp;quot;The Gods are Incompetent&amp;quot; thing (the similar but different &amp;quot;The Gods are Insane&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;The Gods Are Assholes&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Gods Don&#039;t Actually Do Anything&amp;quot; routes also falls under this umbrella) can go into any of the three modes; in a sincere monotheist&#039;s (such as Christian) work, it can be a &amp;quot;Take That&amp;quot; to polytheistic religions; in a &amp;quot;Religion is Bad&amp;quot; atheist&#039;s, it can be one to religion in general; in a Buddhist-influenced work, it can be a part of the whole &amp;quot;even the Gods are tied up in the Wheel of Karma&amp;quot; concept; and, even if the author is not pushing any religious message in any way, there&#039;s a neutral, plot-structural reason to go &amp;quot;Incompetent Gods&amp;quot;: it can make the adventurers the Most Competent People Available since if that wasn&#039;t the case there wouldn&#039;t be anything for the adventurers to do. &lt;br /&gt;
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If a work has multiple writers, (as frequently happens with RPG and Wargame settings, and quite a few popular SciFi/Fantasy ones as well) there&#039;s a tendency for the writers to try and pull the setting into one of the other two &amp;quot;modes&amp;quot; depending on their personal views.  This leads to the theme changing from one side to the other as the story progresses.  A recent example is [[World of Warcraft|the spate of retcons to the cosmology of the Warcraft universe]] and the morality of its fundamental forces/dominant higher powers, the Light and the Void.  If the story doesn&#039;t get focused on a pro-religion or anti-religion message, it may end up swinging back and forth between both sides or settle in a mid-point which doesn&#039;t take a strong stance either way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Note that members of the &amp;quot;Religion is Bad&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Religion is Good&amp;quot; brigades will get involved in arguments over the relative morality or &amp;quot;goodness&amp;quot; of various factions in the story and the accuracy of any messages a writer presents.  Often history buffs will throw their hat into the ring as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of /tg/ connected fictional religions==&lt;br /&gt;
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* The [[Imperial Truth]] was originally the Emperor&#039;s plan on beliefs, which he and his servants propagated throughout the galaxy during the Great Crusade. Attempting to wean mankind away from Chaos and being a firm member of the &amp;quot;Religion is Bad&amp;quot; brigade, the Emperor proclaimed there are no gods, and religion had to be abolished willingly or by force while science or reason are to be used for explaining the universe and morality.  Everything transpired according to his design, except theistic religiosity in the 40k universe is the best weapon against Chaos so Emps&#039; interstellar state atheism policy gave them a major opening.  Things went from bad to worse when people started looking up to the Emperor as a god himself, [[Exterminatus|he responded accordingly]], and the Chaos Gods got a new tool in the form of [[Lorgar]].  After the Horus Heresy and the Emperor&#039;s removal from galactic politics: the Imperial Truth was slowly shelved in favor of the Imperial Cult, to the point that espousing the teachings of the Truth is ironically considered heresy. Only a few practitioners of the Imperial Truth remain, most notably the Custodes and the Space Marines (both of whom know The Emperor better than anybody to worship him as a god. Plus, their religious autonomy.).&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Imperial Cult]] is the present-day religion of the Imperium of Man, and is a mix of several Abrahamic Religions along with copious amounts of warmongering, fanaticism and xenophobia.  Derived from the Lectitio Divinatus penned by [[Lorgar]] pre-HH, the Cult decrees that because the Emperor is capable of all these miracles and power: he &#039;&#039;must&#039;&#039; be a god, and why you should worship and pledge loyalty to him.  Its a complete 180 from the Emperor&#039;s original teachings, and has simultaneously been responsible for damning and saving the Imperium past the clusterfuck of the Horus Heresy.  It&#039;s unknown whether the Emperor still abhors godhood and religion and would abolish it the moment he could, or if he&#039;s resigned himself to becoming the very thing he fought against for mankind to persevere in these trying times.  Whatever the case, he didn&#039;t want to be a god, but now he has no choice but to become one.&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Adeptus Mechanicus|Cult Mechanicus]] (Machine Cult) is the religion of the Adeptus Mechanicus, placing a heavy emphasis on machines, viewing them as gifts from the Machine God called &amp;quot;The Omnissiah&amp;quot; Officially, the Omnissiah is The Emperor, which allows the Mechanicus to sidestep the more puritan pundits of the Imperial Cult (we worship The Emprah, just not how you do it). Unofficially, the Omnissiah may or may not be the C&#039;tan god: The Void Dragon. It also has a high emphasis on the collection of knowledge, and one of the Admech&#039;s roles in the galaxy is to explore remote and uncharted regions of space to find and search for knowledge that has been lost throughout the millennia. The last of these, is guidelines on machines and knowledge. Officially, heretic(tek) and xeno works are to be abhorred and disposed of, viewing them as perversions of the holy Machine God&#039;s works. Unofficially however, more liberally-minded and higher-ranked Magos would happily hoard heretek/xeno works, seeing their potential over the more restricted and constrained works of the Mechanicus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos is a violent and complicated henotheistic (believing in multiple gods but only worshipping one) or polytheistic religion with dozens, if not hundreds of interpretations.  Even then, there&#039;s more sub-cults that worship their particular god in a specific way, either minutely or vastly different from everyone else among followers of the Big 4.  And this doesn&#039;t even get into the realm of Chaos Undivided (which worships the concept of Chaos itself, instead of the individual gods) and [[Malal]].  Chaos has very little established guidelines regarding worship, apart from their patron god&#039;s/gods&#039; general likes/dislikes, so any religious practices or rituals are either based on commands from the god/s or up to the imagination of the cult.&lt;br /&gt;
** Interestingly, there is a Space Marine of the Chaos faction who follows the Imperial Truth, and that is [[Fabius Bile]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* All Greenskins worship Gork and Mork (jury&#039;s out on whether the [[Gretchin Revolutionary Committee]] do), but are too disorganized to have anything like a formal religion, though they do make effigies of Gork and Mork and call on them.  The closest thing they have to tenants is that Gork favors violence, Mork favors cunning.  Greenskins have gotten into fights over this, but violence is part of their nature and that of their gods.  While they fight over religion, they also fight over almost any dispute anyway, and may even start a religious argument just to enjoy a good fight among themselves (though the only theological argument they can formulate is &amp;quot;is Gork the god of cunning or is Mork?&amp;quot; or vica versa). On the surface, religion does not play a big-enough role in Ork society compared to other races, being just another outlet for Orks to fight about. But if [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] is any indication: religion can have a great impact on Orks, with him being becoming one of the greatest Warlords in the galaxy, primarily because he thinks he&#039;s personally blessed by Gork and Mork themselves. So if you throw in the Orks&#039; gestalt field into the mix, its likely that its not that religion doesn&#039;t matter to them, it&#039;s under-utilized.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Tau&#039;s creed &amp;quot;The [[Greater Good]]&amp;quot; is a specie-wide philosophy that was adopted ever since the initial unification of the Tau in the olden days. In a nutshell, the Greater Good emphasizes the co-existence of all Tau and sapient life in general into working together for a common goal to further the Tau&#039;s progress, seeing everyone&#039;s potential and hoping to utilize that for an, ahem, greater good. Personal religion isn&#039;t forbidden, but it must not contradict or override The Greater Good, and must be disregarded if it ever does so.  Technically, this means Tau can be religious or non-religious, as the Greater Good is not a religion (due to lacking an afterlife and supernatural aspects, with the closest things to figures of worship being the Ethereals).  This sounds all fine and dandy, but the Ethereal class, who are responsible for maintaining The Greater Good, have been shown to be less benevolent than believed and have been using their unnaturally powerful charisma to subtly oppress the Tau and use them to further their own agendas.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Farsight Enclaves, who have thrown off Ethereal rule, are the exception in that they have rejected The Greater Good, seeing it as the method of oppression used to keep the T&#039;au under complete control of the ethereals.  Due to this, if one considers the Greater Good a religion, The Enclaves are irreligious.&lt;br /&gt;
**As of the 4th Sphere Expansion disaster, Chaos Tau are starting to become a thing.&lt;br /&gt;
**At one point, the Earth Caste gathered Genestealer-infected Tau and studied them to see what would happen.  Of course, a Genestealer cult developed and naturally they violently escaped control and surveillance.   According to rumors, they&#039;ve even produced a Genestealer-infected Ethereal. &lt;br /&gt;
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* The Eldar have varying views on religiosity depending on their type.  Their religion is polytheistic, with henotheistic offshoots, and Ausryan was the highest ranking god.  However all of the Eldar gods were murder-raped to death by Slaanesh except for Isha (taken by Nurgle), Khaine (shattered and flung into realspace), Cegorach (hiding in the Webway) and Ynnead (born long after Slaanesh&#039;s birth).  Their Pantheon&#039;s religious practices aren&#039;t fleshed out save for those of Cegorach, Isha, and Khaine, via the Harlequins and Aspect Warriors.  With most of their gods out of commission, Eldar religious worship is of a deistic bent.&lt;br /&gt;
** Craftworlders and Exodites almost exclusively worship the original Eldar pantheon, though some engage in henotheistic worship of only one of the gods.  Asuryan is more popular among Craftworlders while Isha is among Exodites, though nearly all give Khaine some tribute during war.&lt;br /&gt;
** Corsairs are all over the place, though Khaine is a popular choice given their more militant nature.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Being agents of the Laughing God himself, the Harlequins&#039; worship is centered around [[Cegorach]], whilst still paying minor tribute to the other gods.&lt;br /&gt;
** The new faith around Ynnead, the Ynnari, is rapidly growing but have yet to establish teachings or rituals. &lt;br /&gt;
** Unique among the Eldar, the Dark Eldar are irreligious for the most part and while they believe some gods exist they&#039;re too self-centered to worship them (this is canon).  They&#039;re often also anti-religious to boot; a major landmark of Commorragh is a landfill of religious icons called Iconoclast&#039;s Mound, and one Wych cult - the Pain Eternal - revolves around killing religious people and destroying shrines and holy sites.  The sole exception, except for Dark Eldar who stop being Dark Eldar, are the [[Incubi]] who hold [[Khaine]] in high regard.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Ynnari have encountered atleast one ancient Craftworld that turned into an entire Genestealer cult in a misguided attempt to avoid getting their souls consumed by Slaanesh as their ship had no infinity circuit present. We&#039;re not sure if this worked to any capacity (if at all, given the Hive Mind does not absorb souls), but they were taken down by the Ynnari for obvious reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
** There are numerous rumors of a very small number of Chaos Eldar, but these are barely fleshed out and heavily classified in-universe.  There have been verified Nurgle-worshipping Eldar and persistent rumors that some have embraced Slaanesh without becoming soul-food.  Apart from this, some Dark Eldar have been willing to summon Chaos Daemons or work with Chaos worshippers ([[Fabius Bile|or allies of Chaos]]) to further their own ends.  &lt;br /&gt;
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* While the Necrontyr had religions before certain [[C&#039;tan|star entities]] [[Necrons|roboticizied them]], those aren&#039;t fleshed out or detailed.  Its also heavily implied the C&#039;tan co-opted the Necrontyr religion beforehand.  With the change to Necrons taking the higher though processes of most of them, any Necrons who can comprehend faith and religiosity either worship the C&#039;tan or have become irreligious.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Tyranids themselves are irreligious, being spehss bugs and all, but understand at least a few of the advantages of religion.  [[Genestealer]]s infect people and together they establish cults on targeted worlds, such as one worshipping &amp;quot;Children of the Stars&amp;quot;, a perversion of the Imperial Cult (such as one that worships a [[Swarmlord|four-armed]] version of the Emperor) or something else like &amp;quot;Celebrants of Nihilism&amp;quot; (yes, that&#039;s a canon Genestealer cult name).  Psychic influence is often involved and, notably, the Genestealers do not consider themselves gods.  Once the Tyranids arrive en-masse, the cult-gets assimilated along with all non-Tyranids willingly or not.  An interesting tidbit is that the Hive Mind stops the Tyranids from attacking the cultists in early stages of the invasion and leads them on, only to later override the Genestealers&#039; wills and and make them slaughter the cultists.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dungeons and Dragons===  &lt;br /&gt;
* Among Dungeons and Dragons settings, [[Planescape]], [[Eberron]], and [[Pathfinder]] are notable for having some coherent things that could be called &amp;quot;Religions&amp;quot;, rather then the usual generic Pantheism.&lt;br /&gt;
** Most of Planescape&#039;s Factions effectively count as religions, to the point they can produce [[Cleric]]s ([[Planescape: Torment#Fall-From-Grace|Atheist ones at that]]). Yes, even the Athar. (Perhaps &#039;&#039;especially&#039;&#039; the Athar.)&lt;br /&gt;
** Half of Eberron&#039;s religions aren&#039;t worship of deities. The [[Blood of Vol]] seeks to unlock the divinity within one&#039;s self and rejects the gods (if they even exist) and the [[Path of Inspiration]] seeks to improve their next reincarnation. The Undying Court worships not gods but their undead ancestors that make up their government. The [[Path of Light]], [[Warforged_Mysteries#The_Becoming_God|Becoming God]] and [[Warforged_Mysteries#The_Reforged|Reforged]] all seek to &#039;&#039;create&#039;&#039; a deity. Even some interpretations of the [[Sovereign Host]], like the one most common among dragons, don&#039;t worship them as deities. Due to the way divine casting works in Eberron, all of these can produce divine casters.&lt;br /&gt;
** There&#039;s a handful of religions on [[Golarion]] that aren&#039;t merely worship of pantheons. The most prominent (read: Actually has mechanical support) is the [[Prophecies of Kalistrade]], which is basically fantasy [[Star Trek|Ferengi]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[D20 Modern]]&#039;s [[Urban Arcana]], unusually for urban fantasy, has D&amp;amp;D deities bleed into reality alongside the monsters. You are still able to play a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;cleric&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;acolyte&amp;quot; of any real world deity despite this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Star Wars===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Star Wars]] is inconsistent on if the [[The Force]] is a religion.  The Jedi and the Sith &#039;&#039;could&#039;&#039; both be considered religions as they are considered monastic, but mix in several other traits such as being meritocratic (Jedi) and kraterocratic (Sith) and Lucas himself has axed at least one prototyped book for portraying them too much as a religion.  On the other hand, there&#039;s the Imperial officer in &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;A New Hope&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; who disses Vader&#039;s ways as &amp;quot;sad devotion to ancient religion&amp;quot;, only to get [[Meme|chided for his lack of faith with a Force choke]].  It&#039;s also notable that the Sith were former Jedi who left the Jedi path for several reasons including [[Heresy|disagreements over the teachings of that creed]].  Aside from that, religion is nearly always a non-human tradition, something noted in a culture&#039;s historical background and never seen implying its extinction, or a scam.  The religiously linked &amp;quot;damn&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;hell&amp;quot; are the two real world swear words that exist in-universe, purely because Han Solo used them in the films, and some concept of an &amp;quot;angel&amp;quot; exists because a young Anakin told Padme about them in the prequel trilogy films.&lt;br /&gt;
** There are rare exceptions where a religion is fleshed out and explored, and the writing goes various directions for better or worse.  A notable example is the aggressive polytheistic religion of the antagonistic Yuuzhan Vong from the EU (which the story gradually revealed was long ago perverted from benevolent roots, and this perverted form takes a few cues from Islam and Aztec mythology).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Star Trek===&lt;br /&gt;
* Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry had a low opinion of religion and in his vision humanity had done away with it and was better off for it and he had no interest in adding it to the aliens.  However, some of the cast and crew disagreed and occasionally references and religions found their way into the show, which increased after Roddenberry&#039;s death.  The Federation&#039;s culture is distinctly humanistic (extending the concept to alien species) in it&#039;s outlook in which religion is regarded as a thing of the past.&lt;br /&gt;
** While there are plenty of &amp;quot;Godlike&amp;quot; entities in Star Trek, almost all are treated as Sufficiently Advanced Aliens in the Arthur C. Clarke sense--and in particular, in ST:TNG, the flip side, that Picard and his crew are frequently shown to look like Gods to sufficiently primitive aliens, is gone into in more than one episode.&lt;br /&gt;
** The primary religion of the Federations main frenemies, the Klingons, is a deistic religion where a Klingon warrior killed their gods, and in their belief Klingons who live according to those tenants get to live in a pseudo-Valhalla.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Bajorans are a highly religious alien race, with the majority following peaceful teachings and a minority of violent extremists.  &lt;br /&gt;
*** Of some note, the Bajoran religion is of interest because their &amp;quot;Gods&amp;quot; actually exist, and can be (somewhat incomprehensibly) talked to (a rarity outside of [[Science Fantasy]]). In other words, they were frequently a method of having some religion vs. science debates where the divine entity (A) explicitly exists, (B) is explainable as &amp;quot;sufficiently advanced and unusual aliens&amp;quot;, and (C) aren&#039;t jerks, just bad at communication with those of us who experience time linearly--in other words, with a deck that wasn&#039;t quite as badly stacked. The religiosity was meant to be as a way of contrasting the Starfleet personnel with the native population and to draw a parallel between Bajorans under the Cardassian Occupation and various real world recently freed oppressed religious-slash-ethnic groups.&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;In the fifth Star Trek movie, &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;The Final Frontier&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;, some of the crew steal the Enterprise to look for God and instead find a powerful alien being impersonating God in the center of the universe&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Just like there is no live-action movie of Avatar: The Last Airbender, there is totally no Star Trek 5!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World of Darkness===&lt;br /&gt;
* Very large books could be written about religion and [[World of Darkness]]/Chronicles of Darkness. We&#039;ll just cover a few highlights:&lt;br /&gt;
** From [[Vampire: The Requiem]], there&#039;s the the Lancea et Sanctum, which might be best described as &amp;quot;Christianity for Vampires&amp;quot;, and the Circle of the Crone, which is &amp;quot;Pagan Vampires&amp;quot;. Both have Vampire miracles on tap (pun intended).&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Hunter: The Vigil]] has various religious organizations among the Compacts and Conspiracies, some very similar to real world ones, others...not so much. &lt;br /&gt;
** [[Mage: The Ascension]] has various religious Traditions, portrayed in that highly-stereotypical and highly-depending-on-the-author way typical of old WoD.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mythology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[True Faith]], a common mechanic to weaponize religion in [[Urban Fantasy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Topquote|As far as I can make out &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot; occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the &amp;quot;youth culture.&amp;quot; So they come up with this fake concept of &amp;quot;seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan&amp;quot;.|[[Daria 40k|Daria]], Episode [3.05] The Lost Girls.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|My name is Not Important; what is important is what I&#039;m going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It&#039;s time for me to kill and it&#039;s time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!|The Crusader, aka Not Important}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Make it [[World of Darkness|dark]], make it [[Grimdark|grim]], make it [[ANGRY MARINES|tough]] but then, for the love of God, [[Comedy Marines|tell a joke]].|Joss Whedon giving a nice example on how to avoid being edgy even while creating a dark world}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Marvel Edge.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Unabashed Edginess from the 1990s]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Edginess&#039;&#039;&#039; refers to people trying too hard (and sometimes too aggressively) to make things more tragic, [[grimdark]], controversial or cool. This often takes the form of senselessly driving a vague argument, a plotline or a scenario to its darkest possible outcome, all the while openly expressing their disdain for whoever &amp;quot;the establishment&amp;quot; is, rationalizing villains or finding a middle ground in discourses. Like most internet terminology, it has been beaten to death, resurrected hastily, and then beaten some more. Has no relation to &#039;&#039;[[Hunter: The Reckoning]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another far less negative use of the term is to describe something on the &#039;edge&#039; of what&#039;s acceptable, pushing established boundaries of convention. For example, by this definition &#039;&#039;Batman: The Animated Series&#039;&#039; was edgy for making an animated series which defied expectations of how true to its base concept and generally well-written a show designed to sell toys could be. Some more examples of this would be Ren and Stimpy (which was crude and vulgar) or Invader Zim (which could get dark in subject matter, and used a fair bit of black humor); in both cases, a decent bit of the comedy was of the &amp;quot;I can&#039;t believe that they did &#039;&#039;THAT&#039;&#039; on a kid&#039;s cartoon show!&amp;quot; variety. A milder version of this was Sonic the Hedgehog in contrast to Mario. In 1989 the Simpsons was the Edgy take on the classic family sitcom archetype and in 1999 Family Guy had slotted itself in as the Edgy version of The Simpsons.  For the 1990s and early 2000s Edgy was a favored term of cynical marketing types which drew the attention of the world&#039;s sarcastic snarkers, many of which came to congregate on sites such as 4chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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An &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; is someone who essentially is guilty of serial attempts to be edgy, like [[that guy]] at your tabletop role playing group who always, without fail, makes brooding loners skilled at violence who hate anyone else having authority over them, are anti-conformist and have a troubled past - all without the nuance or skill to actually pull it off and often as wish fulfillment for the edgelord (with their opponents often being stand-ins for whoever the edgelord considers &amp;quot;The Man™&amp;quot; such as big business, law enforcement or organized religion). The end result is they makes themselves look silly. &amp;quot;Art&amp;quot; done by edgelords contain characters who are as dark, brooding and as painfully unhappy as possible, conflicts have zero compromise, institutions are the villains unless the edgelord made them and any conflict of interest will have the worst possible outcome.  In writing, edgelords will go out of their way to make the story extra depressing, and subject multiple aspects of it to an increased shock factor when it&#039;s clearly &#039;&#039;&#039;illogical&#039;&#039;&#039; to do so.  Needless to say, it can drive a perfect idea to make an entertaining story into the shitter, grating the nerves of even the most jaded audience. When commenting, the &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; will simply push any predicament in the artwork to the darkest, deepest, worst outcome, while describing his fantasies. For example: In an adult and/or bondage predicament picture, edgelords can be found describing a paragraph of horrible fate the captive would suffer, *should* suffer because slaves are shit, and *deserve* abuse, even when the picture was of a predicament with nothing in context. Or he will simply fill the comment of any NSFW picture with his own sick fantasies, surely adding &amp;quot;women DESERVE it&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is not to say that said dark elements like murder, slavery, rape and bodily harm are bad for literature, but rather that their sloppy execution with no regard to their depth is. As shown above, even the most &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; of concepts can be salvaged and even made bearable with proper handling, especially going by the latter definition - but if you do it enough, the boundaries shift and what was edgy becomes the new norm, and there is always the risk of falling &#039;&#039;over&#039;&#039; the edge. This is why the old definition has fallen increasingly out of favor as time has gone on — people began seeing the dross sold under the title of &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot;, and the idea of what it meant thus moved away from the positive connotations marketing execs desired and closer to the qualities described above. Plus, this is the internet, and people would rather a word just be an insult or a compliment to reduce confusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Anatomy of Edginess==&lt;br /&gt;
Edginess is in some ways like a cargo cult. During WWII in the Pacific, the US military set up bases on remote, but inhabited islands, bringing with them a lot of stuff like planes and cars and so forth that was quite amazing to the stone age natives, to whom the world had been a few dozen square kilometers of land surrounded by ocean, with hazy stories of other such islands. When the military left, some of the natives took to making coconut and wooden radios and flight towers based off of some vague recollection of the military variants, unaware that making the shape alone does not get you the functional item.&lt;br /&gt;
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In that vein, most of what comes to mind when people envision &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot; artworks tends to be the result of people who wanted to make &#039;&#039;morally grey&#039;&#039; characters and subject matter, but lack the maturity/experience/focus necessary to NOT end up with anything other than a multiple-personality-disordered mess. Someone with (at best) mediocre creative abilities sees some fiction that makes good use of melodrama, gritty settings, dark humor and such, made by people who know what the hell they&#039;re doing and figures &amp;quot;I can do that!&amp;quot;, leading to said person haphazardly applying those elements incorrectly. The results of such efforts are either tiresome, unintentionally funny or just painful. The stereotypical teenager, especially one with gothic/emo tendencies, commonly embody this - all too eager for &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; things (eg: violence, sex, etc.) in their limited perception of such, often born of denial. Individuals who pander to said demographic (or are otherwise just downright hacks) will favor this approach over any sense of complexity, subtlety, nuance and some actual understanding of the human condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Edgy and [[Grimdark]]===&lt;br /&gt;
While edginess is frequently associated with invoking grimdark [[Derp|for the sake of it and nothing else]], it&#039;s important to remember that this alone does not edgy make. As an example, [[WH40K]]&#039;s [[Imperium of Man]] has reasons to be fair and kind when capable: though it has plenty of genocide, xenocide (completely annihilating species even when they are gentle and kind), torture, forced labor (they draw the line at commercialized chattel slavery, but un-unionized indentured servitude is fair game), witch hunts and militarism that would give Hitler a chubby beyond the grave, said horrors have reasonable justifications. Aliens were buying and selling humans like pets and culling them by the billion, operating slaver outposts even in our solar system before the Emperor came into leading humanity into a roaring rampage of revenge. And regarding souls and the universe after the Heresy, any deviation from faith in the Emperor will &#039;&#039;literally&#039;&#039; send a human to hell upon death, with their soul becoming dæmon food (and/or sex toys).&lt;br /&gt;
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Any mistreated machinery will attract foul entities and corruption that will fuck you up seven ways till Monday and chew you out; any ill-coaxed [[Machine Spirit]] will jam and blow up in your face; and any laxity will make [[Chaos]] cults pop up by the billion in a week. Then there&#039;s [[Necrons|the genocidal robots from another age]], [[Eldar|space elves that would murder a planet on the off chance that their]] [[Farseer]] would break a nail otherwise (and they&#039;re still the nice space elves despite that, as their [[Dark Eldar|webway dwelling cousins are even worse - murdering entire planets just because they like the sound of millions of people screaming]]), [[Orks|the ambulatory (AND belligerent) fungi that plague the entire galaxy in a series of wars]], and [[Tyranids|extragalactic horrors that intend to eat everyone&#039;s face.]] [[TL;DR]] The Imperium acts like an asshole Hitler/Hirohito bastard child because the alternative is much, MUCH worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the level of narrative, the fact that things are very very bad is a core thematic element of this world. As pointed out there are reasons why things are so miserable in this world which flow logically and despite this there can be points of contrast. Imperials still have the same potential to love and be kind like modern real world humans do. The Tau are hopeful despite the evils of this world. Occasionally pragmatism can overcome the deep seeded prejudices to overcome greater evils, if only for a while. And even if it is preformed by Conscript Guardsmen, Commissars or Space Marines, each the product of horrendous military institutions, can fight to achieve acts of genuine (if still typically brutal) heroism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now if you want a senselessly edgy story in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, an example would be the now non-canon [[Khornate Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===In closing===&lt;br /&gt;
There are many paths to success for a storyteller, some of which include going over dark territory in various ways or by innovating and pushing boundaries. However, all of them require care and attention to detail to pull off well. Being dark is not a magic bullet for achieving profoundness without trying.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Edgelords==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Trim down this fucking list. Or reformat it, I don&#039;t know. Sure, this isn&#039;t the most formalized of wikis, but we can&#039;t have /every/ article become Petty Personal Problem Central. At the least try to keep it semi-relevant.--&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elric]] of Melnibone, arguably the first one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Punisher (pictured above), depending on the writer.&lt;br /&gt;
** The ultimate example of &amp;quot;pointless edge&amp;quot; with this character is writer Garth Ennis&#039; (and Ennis himself is quite the edgelord, just look at the original comic version of The Boys) professionally published Hate Fic [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher_Kills_the_Marvel_Universe &amp;quot;Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe&amp;quot;] (with Ennis recycling the Punisher&#039;s arc here for Billy Butcher in The Boys).&lt;br /&gt;
*The Joker, depending on the writer. In particular, look at Heath Ledger&#039;s, Joaquin Phoenix&#039;s and Jared Leto&#039;s takes on him.&lt;br /&gt;
** However, both Ledger&#039;s and Phoenix&#039;s Joker portrayals were &amp;quot;edge with a point&amp;quot;.  Ledger&#039;s Joker was an exploration of human evils regarding terrorism and the various morality problems in dealing with it.  Likewise for Phoenix&#039;s Joker, except the exploration was on the Origins of Evil. Jared Leto&#039;s Joker, on the other hand, was almost textbook pointless &amp;quot;Edgelord&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Drizzt]] clones with extreme Alignment leanings, either towards good or evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Some [[World of Darkness]] characters, particularly Sabbat or Baali.&lt;br /&gt;
*Various [[Original character, do not steal|fan-made]] and canon Sonic characters, particularly Shadow.&lt;br /&gt;
** If you want the textbook definition of &amp;quot;pointless edge&amp;quot;, go look up [[/v/|Shadow the Hedgehog]] for the PS2/XBox/Gamecube. For the unfamiliar: An edgy game about a cartoon hedgehog shooting enemies, yet ESRB rated for Everyone 10 and up.&lt;br /&gt;
** And in the game &#039;&#039;Sonic Forces&#039;&#039;, which actually lets you play as your OC through a custom avatar, the villain Infinite is a parody of edgy villain sue characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*Several in [[World of Warcraft]].  Character-wise the worst offenders are - in ascending order - Illidan Stormrage (in &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Burning Crusade&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; and the second half of &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Legion&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;), Deathwing (in &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Cataclysm&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;) and Sylvanas Windrunner (the entirety of World of Warcraft).  Others include several Death Knights and lots of the Demon Hunters and Forsaken (even their faction names are edgy).&lt;br /&gt;
*Several characters from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], depending on the books or the TV adaptation.  Examples from both include Euron Greyjoy, Littlefinger and Ramsay Bolton.&lt;br /&gt;
*Half of the [[Animu]] protagonists in existence. Bonus points if the genre is [[Isekai]], triple points if there&#039;s a harem involved.&lt;br /&gt;
*Reaper from Overwatch&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackguard]]s&lt;br /&gt;
* Warhammer 40k has so, so many there&#039;s entire edgelord &#039;&#039;factions&#039;&#039;, such as the [[Chaos Space Marine|traitor marines]], the [[Black Templars]] and [[Dark Eldar]] (DE get extra points for their love of selfishness and torture fetishes).  Character examples include Rogal Dorn, Konrad Cruze, Phoenix Lord Maugan Ra, Urien Rakarth and Drazhar.&lt;br /&gt;
* Warhammer Fantasy, similar to above but to a lesser degree.  Notable examples here include [[Valnir|Valnir the Reaper]], [[Nagash]] and most Dark Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malal]]. As if the Chaos gods&#039; emotional tantrums are not enough, there exists this guy who out-hates everyone, including himself, with servants who are tougher and stronger than theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Caesar&#039;s Legion and Caesar himself in [[Fallout|Fallout: New Vegas]] (along with some of their fans and the writer who created them).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Wars|Kylo Ren]] AKA Krylo Ben AKA Ben Swolo. The writers were doing it on purpose, to play up the First Order&#039;s dogmatic North Korea in space schtick, and  to that end made Kylo an incredibly unsubtle Darth Vader pastiche. While &amp;quot;Kylo&amp;quot; may be the worst Skywalker ever, there is no denying that the edge is strong in his family. His mom&#039;s side are a bunch of crybaby desert backworlders with an incestuous sex drive and his dad was a scruffy, nerf herding spice smuggler - and all were war criminals, some with body counts in the hundred thousands and some with children&#039;s blood on their hands... He probably fits the mold better than we&#039;d like to admit. Also his edge is undermined by fact that he never won a fight against [[Mary_Sue|Mar-Rey Sue Palpatine]] which doesn’t help things either.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lord Edgelord, later Lord Edgegod from Slackwyrm Keep. He&#039;s aware, and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;he&#039;s loving it&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;***CLANG!*** There&#039;s no love in edge, only chaos!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Not Important aka The Antagonist aka The Crusader from Hatred. Imagine every trope related to edgy nihilistic spree shooters, push them to their uncomfortable extremes and then plop the result in a monochromatic mess of a game. What you get is the story about a very unlikable man with dialogue written by less likeable people (including an edgy as fuck death metal band) going around and killing everyone because...fuck you, it&#039;s edgy.&lt;br /&gt;
* The whole &amp;quot;*teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid. *stabs you*&amp;quot; meme originated as a parody of edgelord characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Topquote|As far as I can make out &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot; occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the &amp;quot;youth culture.&amp;quot; So they come up with this fake concept of &amp;quot;seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan&amp;quot;.|[[Daria 40k|Daria]], Episode [3.05] The Lost Girls.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|My name is Not Important; what is important is what I&#039;m going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It&#039;s time for me to kill and it&#039;s time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!|The Crusader, aka Not Important}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Make it [[World of Darkness|dark]], make it [[Grimdark|grim]], make it [[ANGRY MARINES|tough]] but then, for the love of God, [[Comedy Marines|tell a joke]].|Joss Whedon giving a nice example on how to avoid being edgy even while creating a dark world}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Marvel Edge.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Unabashed Edginess from the 1990s]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Edginess&#039;&#039;&#039; refers to people trying too hard (and sometimes too aggressively) to make things more tragic, [[grimdark]], controversial or cool. This often takes the form of senselessly driving a vague argument, a plotline or a scenario to its darkest possible outcome, all the while openly expressing their disdain for whoever &amp;quot;the establishment&amp;quot; is, rationalizing villains or finding a middle ground in discourses. Like most internet terminology, it has been beaten to death, resurrected hastily, and then beaten some more. Has no relation to &#039;&#039;[[Hunter: The Reckoning]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another far less negative use of the term is to describe something on the &#039;edge&#039; of what&#039;s acceptable, pushing established boundaries of convention. For example, by this definition &#039;&#039;Batman: The Animated Series&#039;&#039; was edgy for making an animated series which defied expectations of how true to its base concept and generally well-written a show designed to sell toys could be. Some more examples of this would be Ren and Stimpy (which was crude and vulgar) or Invader Zim (which could get dark in subject matter, and used a fair bit of black humor); in both cases, a decent bit of the comedy was of the &amp;quot;I can&#039;t believe that they did &#039;&#039;THAT&#039;&#039; on a kid&#039;s cartoon show!&amp;quot; variety. A milder version of this was Sonic the Hedgehog in contrast to Mario. In 1989 the Simpsons was the Edgy take on the classic family sitcom archetype and in 1999 Family Guy had slotted itself in as the Edgy version of The Simpsons.  For the 1990s and early 2000s Edgy was a favored term of cynical marketing types which drew the attention of the world&#039;s sarcastic snarkers, many of which came to congregate on sites such as 4chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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An &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; is someone who essentially is guilty of serial attempts to be edgy, like [[that guy]] at your tabletop role playing group who always, without fail, makes brooding loners skilled at violence who hate anyone else having authority over them, are anti-conformist and have a troubled past - all without the nuance or skill to actually pull it off and often as wish fulfillment for the edgelord (with their opponents often being stand-ins for whoever the edgelord considers &amp;quot;The Man™&amp;quot;; in practice usually big business, law enforcement or organized religion). The end result is they makes themselves look silly. &amp;quot;Art&amp;quot; done by edgelords contain characters who are as dark, brooding and as painfully unhappy as possible, conflicts have zero compromise, institutions are the villains unless the edgelord made them and any conflict of interest will have the worst possible outcome.  In writing, edgelords will go out of their way to make the story extra depressing, and subject multiple aspects of it to an increased shock factor when it&#039;s clearly &#039;&#039;&#039;illogical&#039;&#039;&#039; to do so.  Needless to say, it can drive a perfect idea to make an entertaining story into the shitter, grating the nerves of even the most jaded audience. When commenting, the &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; will simply push any predicament in the artwork to the darkest, deepest, worst outcome, while describing his fantasies. For example: In an adult and/or bondage predicament picture, edgelords can be found describing a paragraph of horrible fate the captive would suffer, *should* suffer because slaves are shit, and *deserve* abuse, even when the picture was of a predicament with nothing in context. Or he will simply fill the comment of any NSFW picture with his own sick fantasies, surely adding &amp;quot;women DESERVE it&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is not to say that said dark elements like murder, slavery, rape and bodily harm are bad for literature, but rather that their sloppy execution with no regard to their depth is. As shown above, even the most &amp;quot;edgelord&amp;quot; of concepts can be salvaged and even made bearable with proper handling, especially going by the latter definition - but if you do it enough, the boundaries shift and what was edgy becomes the new norm, and there is always the risk of falling &#039;&#039;over&#039;&#039; the edge. This is why the old definition has fallen increasingly out of favor as time has gone on — people began seeing the dross sold under the title of &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot;, and the idea of what it meant thus moved away from the positive connotations marketing execs desired and closer to the qualities described above. Plus, this is the internet, and people would rather a word just be an insult or a compliment to reduce confusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Anatomy of Edginess==&lt;br /&gt;
Edginess is in some ways like a cargo cult. During WWII in the Pacific, the US military set up bases on remote, but inhabited islands, bringing with them a lot of stuff like planes and cars and so forth that was quite amazing to the stone age natives, to whom the world had been a few dozen square kilometers of land surrounded by ocean, with hazy stories of other such islands. When the military left, some of the natives took to making coconut and wooden radios and flight towers based off of some vague recollection of the military variants, unaware that making the shape alone does not get you the functional item.&lt;br /&gt;
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In that vein, most of what comes to mind when people envision &amp;quot;edgy&amp;quot; artworks tends to be the result of people who wanted to make &#039;&#039;morally grey&#039;&#039; characters and subject matter, but lack the maturity/experience/focus necessary to NOT end up with anything other than a multiple-personality-disordered mess. Someone with (at best) mediocre creative abilities sees some fiction that makes good use of melodrama, gritty settings, dark humor and such, made by people who know what the hell they&#039;re doing and figures &amp;quot;I can do that!&amp;quot;, leading to said person haphazardly applying those elements incorrectly. The results of such efforts are either tiresome, unintentionally funny or just painful. The stereotypical teenager, especially one with gothic/emo tendencies, commonly embody this - all too eager for &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; things (eg: violence, sex, etc.) in their limited perception of such, often born of denial. Individuals who pander to said demographic (or are otherwise just downright hacks) will favor this approach over any sense of complexity, subtlety, nuance and some actual understanding of the human condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Edgy and [[Grimdark]]===&lt;br /&gt;
While edginess is frequently associated with invoking grimdark [[Derp|for the sake of it and nothing else]], it&#039;s important to remember that this alone does not edgy make. As an example, [[WH40K]]&#039;s [[Imperium of Man]] has reasons to be fair and kind when capable: though it has plenty of genocide, xenocide (completely annihilating species even when they are gentle and kind), torture, forced labor (they draw the line at commercialized chattel slavery, but un-unionized indentured servitude is fair game), witch hunts and militarism that would give Hitler a chubby beyond the grave, said horrors have reasonable justifications. Aliens were buying and selling humans like pets and culling them by the billion, operating slaver outposts even in our solar system before the Emperor came into leading humanity into a roaring rampage of revenge. And regarding souls and the universe after the Heresy, any deviation from faith in the Emperor will &#039;&#039;literally&#039;&#039; send a human to hell upon death, with their soul becoming dæmon food (and/or sex toys).&lt;br /&gt;
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Any mistreated machinery will attract foul entities and corruption that will fuck you up seven ways till Monday and chew you out; any ill-coaxed [[Machine Spirit]] will jam and blow up in your face; and any laxity will make [[Chaos]] cults pop up by the billion in a week. Then there&#039;s [[Necrons|the genocidal robots from another age]], [[Eldar|space elves that would murder a planet on the off chance that their]] [[Farseer]] would break a nail otherwise (and they&#039;re still the nice space elves despite that, as their [[Dark Eldar|webway dwelling cousins are even worse - murdering entire planets just because they like the sound of millions of people screaming]]), [[Orks|the ambulatory (AND belligerent) fungi that plague the entire galaxy in a series of wars]], and [[Tyranids|extragalactic horrors that intend to eat everyone&#039;s face.]] [[TL;DR]] The Imperium acts like an asshole Hitler/Hirohito bastard child because the alternative is much, MUCH worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the level of narrative, the fact that things are very very bad is a core thematic element of this world. As pointed out there are reasons why things are so miserable in this world which flow logically and despite this there can be points of contrast. Imperials still have the same potential to love and be kind like modern real world humans do. The Tau are hopeful despite the evils of this world. Occasionally pragmatism can overcome the deep seeded prejudices to overcome greater evils, if only for a while. And even if it is preformed by Conscript Guardsmen, Commissars or Space Marines, each the product of horrendous military institutions, can fight to achieve acts of genuine (if still typically brutal) heroism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now if you want a senselessly edgy story in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, an example would be the now non-canon [[Khornate Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===In closing===&lt;br /&gt;
There are many paths to success for a storyteller, some of which include going over dark territory in various ways or by innovating and pushing boundaries. However, all of them require care and attention to detail to pull off well. Being dark is not a magic bullet for achieving profoundness without trying.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Edgelords==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Trim down this fucking list. Or reformat it, I don&#039;t know. Sure, this isn&#039;t the most formalized of wikis, but we can&#039;t have /every/ article become Petty Personal Problem Central. At the least try to keep it semi-relevant.--&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elric]] of Melnibone, arguably the first one.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Punisher (pictured above), depending on the writer.&lt;br /&gt;
** The ultimate example of &amp;quot;pointless edge&amp;quot; with this character is writer Garth Ennis&#039; (and Ennis himself is quite the edgelord, just look at the original comic version of The Boys) professionally published Hate Fic [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher_Kills_the_Marvel_Universe &amp;quot;Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe&amp;quot;] (with Ennis recycling the Punisher&#039;s arc here for Billy Butcher in The Boys).&lt;br /&gt;
*The Joker, depending on the writer. In particular, look at Heath Ledger&#039;s, Joaquin Phoenix&#039;s and Jared Leto&#039;s takes on him.&lt;br /&gt;
** However, both Ledger&#039;s and Phoenix&#039;s Joker portrayals were &amp;quot;edge with a point&amp;quot;.  Ledger&#039;s Joker was an exploration of human evils regarding terrorism and the various morality problems in dealing with it.  Likewise for Phoenix&#039;s Joker, except the exploration was on the Origins of Evil. Jared Leto&#039;s Joker, on the other hand, was almost textbook pointless &amp;quot;Edgelord&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Drizzt]] clones with extreme Alignment leanings, either towards good or evil.&lt;br /&gt;
*Some [[World of Darkness]] characters, particularly Sabbat or Baali.&lt;br /&gt;
*Various [[Original character, do not steal|fan-made]] and canon Sonic characters, particularly Shadow.&lt;br /&gt;
** If you want the textbook definition of &amp;quot;pointless edge&amp;quot;, go look up [[/v/|Shadow the Hedgehog]] for the PS2/XBox/Gamecube. For the unfamiliar: An edgy game about a cartoon hedgehog shooting enemies, yet ESRB rated for Everyone 10 and up.&lt;br /&gt;
** And in the game &#039;&#039;Sonic Forces&#039;&#039;, which actually lets you play as your OC through a custom avatar, the villain Infinite is a parody of edgy villain sue characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*Several in [[World of Warcraft]].  Character-wise the worst offenders are - in ascending order - Illidan Stormrage (in &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Burning Crusade&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; and the second half of &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Legion&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;), Deathwing (in &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Cataclysm&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;) and Sylvanas Windrunner (the entirety of World of Warcraft).  Others include several Death Knights and lots of the Demon Hunters and Forsaken (even their faction names are edgy).&lt;br /&gt;
*Several characters from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], depending on the books or the TV adaptation.  Examples from both include Euron Greyjoy, Littlefinger and Ramsay Bolton.&lt;br /&gt;
*Half of the [[Animu]] protagonists in existence. Bonus points if the genre is [[Isekai]], triple points if there&#039;s a harem involved.&lt;br /&gt;
*Reaper from Overwatch&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackguard]]s&lt;br /&gt;
* Warhammer 40k has so, so many there&#039;s entire edgelord &#039;&#039;factions&#039;&#039;, such as the [[Chaos Space Marine|traitor marines]], the [[Black Templars]] and [[Dark Eldar]] (DE get extra points for their love of selfishness and torture fetishes).  Character examples include Rogal Dorn, Konrad Cruze, Phoenix Lord Maugan Ra, Urien Rakarth and Drazhar.&lt;br /&gt;
* Warhammer Fantasy, similar to above but to a lesser degree.  Notable examples here include [[Valnir|Valnir the Reaper]], [[Nagash]] and most Dark Elves.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malal]]. As if the Chaos gods&#039; emotional tantrums are not enough, there exists this guy who out-hates everyone, including himself, with servants who are tougher and stronger than theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Caesar&#039;s Legion and Caesar himself in [[Fallout|Fallout: New Vegas]] (along with some of their fans and the writer who created them).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Wars|Kylo Ren]] AKA Krylo Ben AKA Ben Swolo. The writers were doing it on purpose, to play up the First Order&#039;s dogmatic North Korea in space schtick, and  to that end made Kylo an incredibly unsubtle Darth Vader pastiche. While &amp;quot;Kylo&amp;quot; may be the worst Skywalker ever, there is no denying that the edge is strong in his family. His mom&#039;s side are a bunch of crybaby desert backworlders with an incestuous sex drive and his dad was a scruffy, nerf herding spice smuggler - and all were war criminals, some with body counts in the hundred thousands and some with children&#039;s blood on their hands... He probably fits the mold better than we&#039;d like to admit. Also his edge is undermined by fact that he never won a fight against [[Mary_Sue|Mar-Rey Sue Palpatine]] which doesn’t help things either.&lt;br /&gt;
* Lord Edgelord, later Lord Edgegod from Slackwyrm Keep. He&#039;s aware, and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;he&#039;s loving it&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;***CLANG!*** There&#039;s no love in edge, only chaos!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Not Important aka The Antagonist aka The Crusader from Hatred. Imagine every trope related to edgy nihilistic spree shooters, push them to their uncomfortable extremes and then plop the result in a monochromatic mess of a game. What you get is the story about a very unlikable man with dialogue written by less likeable people (including an edgy as fuck death metal band) going around and killing everyone because...fuck you, it&#039;s edgy.&lt;br /&gt;
* The whole &amp;quot;*teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid. *stabs you*&amp;quot; meme originated as a parody of edgelord characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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